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smegforbrains , in Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.

IMHO sport is a misnomer. “Game” seems more fitting to me.

EatATaco ,

I’m always interested in this take. By definition,.it’s clearly a sport.

How do you define sport and how does it not meet the definition? It’s a game of physical skill, mental concentration, and competition.

Kalothar ,

I have always viewed it as a sport involves and active defensive player and an overall greater level of physical movement

AA5B ,

What about non-team sports, like running, cycling, surfing, skiing, etc. maybe there’s a defensive strategy but there’s no active defensive player. Are those also not sports?

Kalothar ,

Interesting point, i know they are definitely sports so it kinda throws my point away haha

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Not really. They meet your qualifier of greater amount of physical activity/movement.

Sport has connotations of fast paced physical activity.

Games like Solitaire and Golf can be done by yourself and for most people won’t be spiking your heart levels to a runners high.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

You haven’t played golf with me. Better watch your balls as you have your legs open to swing.

AngryCommieKender ,

Fishing has entered the chat.

Definitely a defensive participant and an offensive participant, but way less physical activity like 90% of the time.

shalafi ,

Sport shooting as well.

interceder270 ,

sport fucking

HenryWong327 ,
@HenryWong327@lemmy.ml avatar

Motorsports have no defensive player and do not involve much physical movement (unless you count the car’s movement).

Giving a cat a bath involves a defensive player (the cat) and significant physical movement (depends on the cat’s mood).

somethingsnappy ,

Giving the cat a bath (other than the weird one I had that loved water) is classified as a blood sport.

zeppo ,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Part of the definition of a sport is that it accomplishes absolutely nothing useful at all, other than entertainment, thought about it and perhaps fitness. Bathing a cat is not a sport because it actually has a useful goal, I.e. cleaning a cat.

HenryWong327 ,
@HenryWong327@lemmy.ml avatar

I would say that getting healthier and fitter is absolutely useful, and so is entertainment.

But anyways, some sports can be useful for training purposes (Ever heard of the Firefighter Olympics? It’s really cool).

Also there’s also stuff like people jogging/biking to go places, and sailing maybe can also fall into this category though I don’t think it’s a thing anymore. (IIRC in the 1700s there was a sort of sport where ships would race each other across the Atlantic to deliver stuff as fast as possible. Not sure though, take with grain of salt.)

frezik ,

There’s still people who sail to get to a destination. It’s a bit of a rich person thing, though. Even without a motor, boats are holes in the water that you sink money into. More so if it has to be ocean-going.

frezik ,

Fuck that, I’m starting a competitive cat bathing club.

interceder270 ,

physical skill

EatATaco ,

Is this is a suggestion that golf doesn’t take physical skill?

interceder270 ,

masterbating takes more skill

EatATaco ,

I guess I can see how someone who struggles to find their tiny dick might find masturbation to be very difficult.

interceder270 ,

My dick is heavier than a golf club.

EatATaco ,

I can see how that would also make it extremely difficult.

interceder270 ,

Do you wanna see?

EatATaco ,

I’ll pass, but thank you

interceder270 ,

Are you sure?

Godnroc ,

Where do you draw the line between sports and games? Are sports competitive where games are fun? Is poker a sport? Are video games capable of being sports? What could be done to golf that would make it a sport? Are all sports games if not all games are sports?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Not saying I hold this opinion myself but I think people that say this usually draw the line to physical exertion being required.

Faresh , (edited )

When I think of sport I think of anything where one sweats due to physical exertion.

1847953620 ,

I sweat playing rocket league and working on my car, but they’re not sports.

afraid_of_zombies ,

If you can play it while drinking a beer it isn’t a sport.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Chess is a sport, and one can absolutely play chess drunk

afraid_of_zombies ,

No it isn’t.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean you can believe what you want, but you’re factually incorrect

son_named_bort ,

Any sport can be played while drinking a beer if you put your mind to it and believe in yourself.

Vandals_handle ,
@Vandals_handle@lemmy.world avatar

Ever hear of Beer league hockey, sport?

Kecessa ,

I would piss my colleague off by telling him he’s got a nice hobby…

1847953620 ,

Good. They need to accept reality.

Kecessa ,

Oh that just made him angry, I always added that no sport has the winner of a major tournament in their mid 40s.

hydrospanner ,

I mean… Tom Brady was a super bowl MVP in his 40s.

Chris Chelios won a Stanley Cup in his 40s.

But your point is well taken nonetheless.

Kecessa ,

But that’s a team sport though. If we compare that to tennis the oldest tournament winner is Rosewall in the 70s at 37 years old and more recently Federer in 2018 at 36 years old.

hydrospanner ,

Definitely a fair point.

frezik ,

Sports that are more based on endurance than sprinting tend to have older people who do well. Mid-40s is pushing it for championship level, but you can still be competitive at that stage, and still participate well into old age if you don’t have any major health/injury issues.

interceder270 ,

Is chess a sport?

RepulsiveDog4415 ,

Do you move a lot during chess (yourself, not the pieces :P)?

interceder270 ,

I move my balls, but that’s a different story.

zeppo ,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

As much as assaulting fish is a sport. Much more reasonable and intellectual though

cashews_best_nut ,

I actually get exhausted playing golf - but that’s because I’m BAD at it. Apparently I put too much force into my swing. Every time I’ve tried to play I get told to relax and “let the club to the work”.

So they literally have these weighted sticks to reduce the amount of frickin effort required to hit the ball.

It’s not a sport. It’s an ANTI-sport. The less you try the better you’ll be.

Can you imagine if we had an Olympic running sport to see who the slowest runner was? That’s what golf is. Get the weakest, limpest, vitamin-defficient humans and see how accurately they can hit a tiny ball into a hole.

It was invented by the Scots as a joke against the English while they all go and compete in proper sports like caber tossing and hammer throwing.

frezik ,

Or to keep it short, know that John Daly is one of the greats of the sport. Look up a picture of John Daly dated any time in the last 30 years, and you’ll know how hilarious that is.

And people complain that Starcraft isn’t a sport.

FederatedSaint , in The Florida man strikes again

That’s not how nuclear bombs work lol

riskable ,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

The real problem is that under water it’s hard to tell the difference between red and blue wires.

Viking_Hippie , in Come Back!

Inaccurate for (some of) Aarhus, Denmark. This is what some of our pedestrian crossing lights look like: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/178a9f75-af67-41f3-b34e-dcef76a098c2.jpeg https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/28d9bf33-3138-4db4-a6d1-0128be08b579.jpeg

LetterboxPancake ,

That’s it, I’m moving to Denmark!

reev ,

Germany also has a couple exceptions. The two that immediately come to mind are the Ampelmann (traffic light man) in Berlin and the Mainzelmännchen in Mainz.

Viking_Hippie ,

I love those too! ❤️

tryptaminev ,

the Ampelmann is not just in Berlin. It was standard across all of the GDR, but then they thought a bland sticj figure is more representative of peoples identity in capitalism so now more and more lights inthe east also have that generic sign

reev ,

Huh, didn’t know that. Booooo, I like the Ampelmann!

someguy3 ,

I think that’s to loot and pillage.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, we don’t do that anymore. Any looting done in today’s Denmark is the American way: multinational corporations and politicians pretending to be benevolent while being reverse Robin Hoods.

MrPoopyButthole , in Solid financial advice
@MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but sucking that much dick is difficult when you don’t have the heroin to forget…

TurnItOff_OnAgain ,
robocall , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any

Mandarbmax ,

During.

smotherlove ,

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Same

Option may as well have been “lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan”

TheWanderer ,

Same! Virgins ASSEMBLE 💪

😭

Slovene ,

… at a brothel

Diprount_Tomato , in A new low
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Also, what skills does a fast food chain need?

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Could be a corporate job

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Someone has to keep the peasants in line

smoof ,

*pheasants

jaybone ,

Pretty unprofessional for a corporate job to respond like this.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty unprofessional for any job

pdxfed ,

Corporate jobs are not the rainman montage, it’s the Step brothers montage.

assassinatedbyCIA ,

You can get rejected if you’re not child labour. They want their workers cheap and children are cheap.

Mirshe ,

Also if you seem too knowledgeable on pesky things like labor rights.

AngryCommieKender ,

KFC uses commercial pressure cookers. You can blow up a kitchen if you aren’t careful around those things. Fast food doesn’t look like it requires skills because they have managed to bring an assembly line to the kitchen. It does require a certain amount of spatial awareness, and the ability to switch tasks rapidly.

CarbonIceDragon , in It's gone too far. It's just gone too far.
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I thought sexualized police officer costumes have been a thing for awhile now tho?

puppy , in A romantic story

An apple a day keeps the doctor away?

What does it have to be anything with him being deaf? I feel like a piece of the meme is missing.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I’m sure that’s what it said before someone edited it into a shitpost. It’s so dumb that it got a laugh out of me.

Triyfer ,

It’s the expected response for the punchline. The twist is he’s deaf so he doesn’t hear the question to give the delivery.

Che_Donkey ,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

What?

niktemadur ,

Then you know why he’s deaf?
HIS DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!

RHSJack ,

…WHAT?..

Imgonnatrythis ,

TELL YOUR DISHWASHER TO STFU!

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

yes the joke subverts expectations by not delivering the punchline, making it more funny than if it were the original

jdeath ,

Quite humorous

afraid_of_zombies ,

Anti-joke?

BirdyBoogleBop ,

What?

Klear ,

What?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Thatzthajoke

DrQuint ,

Congrats on explaining the original facebook tier joke.

Congrats on somehow missing that was the joke.

shasta ,

I think the sentence she says at the end is hard to lip read

jasondj ,

He can’t hear what she’s asking.

Hence the “what”.

Also it’s a grammatical horror show. So that doesn’t help either.

rockerface , in No, thank you

How about you explain why do I need to be contacted by a phone call

SatanicNotMessianic , in Uptown Rat

This post has made me spend the last 20 minutes sounding out the word “genetically” in my head to see if it should have four or five syllables. I think I might even pronounce it differently in different contexts.

I am a biologist, by the way.

I have decided it has 4.35 syllables.

I am a mathematical biologist.

Cypher ,

The mathematical biologist

Had to consult a chronologist

Because he spent too much time

Trying to get genetically to rhyme

Hupf ,

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

PsychedSy ,

Genetic’ly.

GCostanzaStepOnMe , in You're basically losing money if you don't

It’s fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don’t.

anolemmi ,
@anolemmi@lemmi.social avatar

Just got two Powerball tix for tonight, thanks! Since one ticket is 50%, two should basically guarantee I win!

Gonna go kick my boss in the balls and walk out, should be fine, right? Probably.

son_named_bort ,

I see no flaws here.

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

two tickets actually lowers your odds

50% x 50% = 25%

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the odds to win both. Op need one of them only.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

surewhynotlem ,

That’s why you should add instead of multiply.

0.5 + 0.5 = 0.10

So the odds are even worse

Karyoplasma ,

Correct. Do it like Homer and use you boss’s head as bongos.

Honytawk ,

That would imply the one organising the gambling isn’t taking a cut.

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

Nah you’re wrong

ChaoticNeutralCzech , in Skyrim is the new Doom

Now you can have fun while playing Modern Warfare 2

Amir ,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

The old one was fun as fuck

art , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere
@art@lemmy.world avatar

I like to bootleg the major studios and patreon the indie artists that are giving their shit away for free.

clonedhuman ,
@clonedhuman@lemmy.world avatar

Yes! I’m right there with you.

Ganbat ,

Where do you stand on indie artists that are using Patreon to act like major studios, e.g. nothing is free and their work is limited release and deleted after the month?

Sharkwellington ,

I find it harder to be upset about what an artist does with their work because they’re the sole creator and didn’t exploit anyone to make it. The limited release stuff doesn’t sound great but none of the artists I follow do that, I certainly wouldn’t support them if they did. If they’re planning to never release the art ever again then I think there’s a fair argument to be made for piracy, although if you’re just waiting for the month to turn over to look at it guilt free, well, I think you’re just trying to justify it to yourself.

Ganbat ,
@Ganbat@lemmy.fmhy.net avatar

I’ve seen a few that delete their stuff after the month and never release it again. IIRC, at least one of them was making relatively huge cash per month and only ever released cropped previews publicly, so that one was definitely what I’d call predatory, but that is just the most extreme case I’ve seen. I hate that false scarcity works so well.

art ,
@art@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never seen an indie artist on Patreon that delete shit or used any kind of DRM. At least no artist that I’ve been inspired to support.

I try to never steal from people, only corporations.

Ganbat ,

I’ve seen a few different methods. Scrubbed Patreon profiles, archives with passwords that change every month and aren’t redistributed, etc. I’ve run into several artists who do this.

Ubermeisters , in Make sure to toss with olive oil after.

It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Good morning you’re welcome have a splendid day.

Ubermeisters ,

😭

TubeTalkerX , in We all need to heal.

I’m pretty sure the animal they used to make transparent stuff went extinct, like the one they used for the original McRib.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Okja?

johnthedoe ,

Sail into that gentle sea, the majestic Translucent Bison

fushuan ,

You are correct lmao, they do it from plastic with is made from petrol which was made from dinosaurs.

hup ,
@hup@lemmy.world avatar

Vast majority of petrol is dead pine trees but a good effort

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