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RHSJack ,

I know my value, too. So when I leave my retail job, I KNOW the company is going to give me a gazillion dollars because of the value I brought to it…I steal your /s and cry into it like a pillow

RHSJack ,

What’s a bureau? Am American and don’t speak foreign. Also, is “vehicles” just the same for all transportation? Like, could I get my space ship learner’s permit…you know what, never mind. Too much work.

RHSJack ,

Get out. We don’t use that kind of talk in our house.

RHSJack ,

I hope these people have IBS for a couple of weeks. And during times on the can, use that quiet time to reflect. Praise Dolly. Amen.

Jeff Bezos revealed his secret to Amazon’s success 25 years ago: ‘I asked everyone around here to wake up terrified every morning, their sheets drenched in sweat’ (www.cnbc.com)

Back in the 90s, Jeff Bezos went on record as hoping his employees would wake up on the wrong side of the bed—for the greater good, or for the customer at the very least....

RHSJack ,

I up arrowed your comment but I disagree a little. You couldn’t reach a capitalist apex like Bezos et al without that kind of ruthless drive. However…I would like to think you and I “could” build a modest empire that treated everyone well and the employees felt valued and validated. And the products were something to be proud of. Good service but not at the expense of shaming. Look at, say, Trader Joes up until a couple of years ago or Patagonia. (Side bar: notice how there was a sudden uptick in unionizing at TJs in the last few years at the same time there is explosive growth in stores? Hmm?)

RHSJack ,

His subscription to God expired and, pinches two fingers up mafioso style, you know how it goes… *shrug.

RHSJack ,

I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

RHSJack ,

You deserve your fate. And my blue arrow.

RHSJack ,

That was my take away. It was funny that way. But if you extrapolated from other interpretations, it’s kinda sad or kinda fascist. I prefer the funny.

RHSJack ,

Hang on. Are you saying we are doing it wrong?

RHSJack ,

sips my cocoa and says absolutely nothing

RHSJack ,

Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is…“pre” cut"? Like, I don’t have to drive over to grandma’s whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.

RHSJack ,

This is not appropriate. It is breakfast food. You don’t eat breakfast food for dinner unless you are a savage. /signed, savage

RHSJack ,

I don’t get it. Like…I’m not a toddler. I need to get down low to check on those cakes. Also, I wish I had that ass.

RHSJack ,

Are you complimenting or complaining? Hard to tell.

RHSJack ,

Thank you. OP just wants /r points. lol. We give lots of points here. THis is the place where the points don’t matter and nobody wins anything.

RHSJack ,

But without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don’t have to fear. I mean, we’re still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.

RHSJack ,

IMHO…99 times out of a 100 (roll a die of your choosing for a multiplier, I have been at this for a long time), OP is right on. ONCE in a long while, it’s PSU/mobo related.

RHSJack ,

sup. /the ‘p’ is silent and the vowel becomes elongated with a drop; off. “SUh h”

RHSJack ,

Very heather.

RHSJack ,

Hi there. IRL lived in Taiwan and Vietnam, totalling 13 years. It can and often does get up to 103/4F in absolute humidity (the max that is possible without it being a swimming pool). I know, I know, anecdotal etc etc.

RHSJack ,

Thank you. That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. I stopped watching or subscribingg to anything other than Funhaus and now I am not vibing with the new set. Culture begets culture until you change it for the better.

RHSJack ,

I would read this comic book.

RHSJack ,

This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.

RHSJack ,

Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.

RHSJack ,

I just had my coffee. Give me a minute. THEN I’ll be woke.

RHSJack ,

Seriously? I’ve always been afraid of the English. They colonized America before, you know. Luckily we fought them back. Now they are infiltrating our media: Margot Robbie, Liam Hemsworth, that weird donkey that stands on two legs and kicks the snot out of fools.

RHSJack ,

…leans over They all sound the same.

RHSJack ,

Don’t stinkin tell me what to do. Or not do. You aren’t the boss of me.

RHSJack ,

About frikkin time. It’d be cool if it were user generated splash screens. Some of the community’s screenshots are beautiful.

RHSJack ,

Furlong, no hesitation. Dude is a survivor.

RHSJack ,

I am stealing this.

RHSJack ,

He would absolutely tell you that he has and he currently is. Despite the realistic scenario which is…duh.

RHSJack ,

Who’s a good boi, who’s a goo goo? Yooo are!

RHSJack ,

Damn. Went there. And I am conflicted, do I appreciate it or do I condemn it?

RHSJack ,

I needed more information. Context. Maybe even a personal anecdote. But this went a little extra. Correction: very extra

RHSJack ,

I lava story about justice being served but I sort of wonder if this is just smoke and mirrors to distract us from more important issues.

RHSJack ,

Is that the “grungy” band? Meh. They’ll never catch on. *turns on AM radio. //clock radio ///the one with the panels that flip to show the numbers

RHSJack ,

*lets go of what they are holding onto. //coffee cup falls and splashes all over carpet. ///lost coffee? Worse than losing a hand and discovering the equivalent of the head of the Gestapo in a galaxy wide Nazi regime is also Dad.

RHSJack ,

Look at all these folks with time to waste. I don’t even read the headlines. I go straight for the first comment, sorta look at it, and then comment. Like this.

RHSJack ,

…WHAT?..

RHSJack ,

This is incredibly crass and speaks more to your work ethic than management’s behavior. But I’ve done it. To put it in perspective: the job sucked so bad that HR had a process in place for no call/no show quits like this because it happened so often. But you shouldn’t do this in the middle of surgery, OP. That could be one of my children on the operating table. One of YOURS, you don’t know! But, no, one of your chakras opened or something and you realized you need YOU time right now. /this is not what OP is claiming //but idc bc I only read half the meme. byeeeeee

RHSJack ,

Now I am worried I might have committed a faux pas unknowingly. I mean, they are so polite they won’t point it out. So now I am sitting here, years later, wondering if I might have, you know, murdered someone in Japan.

RHSJack ,

I tried three or four times to stare at the candle but it was too bright. And I didn’t say “dumbass” after each time because I’m not THAT much of a dumbass. Unless… … dammit

RHSJack ,

(This one isn’t getting NEARLY enough happy arrows so I am adding my own.)

RHSJack ,

Too late. I already have an appointment with my psychiatrist tomorrow. I am going to ask for an increased dosage to my medication. By the way, I can never pronounce complex pharmaceutical ingredients. What are “multivitamin flintstone chewables”? Why cant they ever just give it cool names like Nexium or Syphillis?

RHSJack ,

I’m confused. Are we still talking about tuna? Or…

RHSJack ,

You think I am going to give them milk? Purchased from the gubmint with my Obama food card? When I can get milk for free if I had a farm? Which I don’t. It’s the concept of the thing. Don’t strain yourself too much trying to, you know, think. Growth hormones didn’t hurt me during my high school wrestling days. Perfectly acceptable to give to my 5 year old Jimmy so he doesn’t turn out gay like his Uncle Jared. /I am Uncle Jared //Maybe if I had taken T or whatever was available 40 years ago things would be different. I know wrestling certainly awakened things in me.

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