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ObviouslyNotBanana , in Problem solved
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Dandelions actually do important work for your lawn. They break up the hardened soil to make the ground softer for the grass to grow in. Letting dandelions grow will lead to a more beautiful lawn.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I like dandelions. I’d let them grow even without the additional benefits just because they’re pretty. And also fun for kids when the seeds mature and you can pluck them and blow them into the wind.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I completely agree. But for all those that want the lawn to be beautiful and healthy it’s good to have that knowledge about them. They’re useful and good looking. And you can make shitty wine from them.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’ll pass on the wine but I’m down for everything else.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Reasonable

Gork ,

How shitty of a wine are we talking about here? Boxed wine that’s been exposed directly to the sun for months?

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Not too bad, not too good.

youtu.be/IDXyfmBbyJM

shiftymccool ,

Also, pollinators love them!

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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They do!

Ekybio , in Volcel says what?
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Letting the mask slip, once nobody seemed to be looking…

Religion. Not even once

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I think you can participate in a spiritual life without being an asshole. It’s unfortunate so many don’t.

Tinidril ,

Not really. Detaching one’s self from reality is inherently hostile to humanity’s future. It’s an asshole thing to do.

To be fair, we’re all assholes far more than we like to admit, religious or not. Being “spiritual” is not especially worse than a whole lot of other behaviors.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Ok we’ll disagree then, I respect your opinion too.

Tinidril ,

Why would anyone respect an opinion? I respect your right to have an opinion. I respect your right to advocate for an opinion. Opinions themselves should have to earn respect.

This is a perfect example of the kind of harm that magical thinking must do to society in order to preserve itself. Your words sound egalitarian, but they make you an asshole without you even noticing it.

lemmyman ,
Tinidril ,

Name one example of a serious problem being faced by humanity that isn’t solidly rooted in undue respect for unchallenged ideas. I think that any philosophy that inherently encourages that kind of behavior is dangerous. I know full well that some people think that makes me an asshole, but I also know they will never try to actually support that belief. Now that’s irony.

krimsonbun ,
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it’s in humans nature to make up shit so we think we know how the world works

Empricorn ,

Yeah, good luck advancing that belief here, lol.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It’s ok if people don’t agree with me, truly.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Whatever that is supposed to mean, I’m sure you can. But you shouldn’t expect anything of the kind from the head of an organisation with millennia of the most gruesome human rights abuses on their record.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Exactly.

Abnorc ,

The pope is not just religious. He’s basically a politician as well, which is the more concerning demographic for likelihood of being an asshole.

herrcaptain , in An honorable warrior

Okay, who’s going to explain the joke for … my friend?

qprimed , (edited )

spoiler“tilting at windmills”

herrcaptain ,

Ah, yes. Thank you (on behalf of my friend).

troglodytis ,

But why does the fan think the old man is a child?

problematicPanther ,
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because it’s a small fan, this hinges on the premise that a windmill is a big fan.

troglodytis ,

You see, the comic doesn’t denote who is speaking. So I am asking as if I think the fan is the one speaking to the old man. Thus making a secondary, arguably worse, joke.

Jimbo ,
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Could you explain further… for another friend

Aurenkin ,

Here’s what ChatGPT had to say about it:

The cartoon humorously plays on the classic character Don Quixote, from the novel by Miguel de Cervantes. In the story, Don Quixote famously mistakes windmills for giants and attempts to fight them.

In this cartoon, Don Quixote is depicted on his horse with his lance, but instead of a windmill, he encounters a simple electric fan. The punchline, “I will not fight a child,” adds to the humor by suggesting that Don Quixote perceives the fan as a much smaller and less threatening opponent, akin to a child, thus deciding it’s not worth fighting. The absurdity of mistaking an electric fan for a child, combined with the reference to his original confusion with windmills, creates a humorous twist.

soloner ,

Chat gpt just loves pointing out twists!

shinratdr ,
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“Also you should probably put glue in your pizza cheese and eat a rock every day.”

Zekas ,

That was Google tho

slimarev92 ,

Fans are “the children” of windmills.

jaybone ,

“When one windmill really loves another windmill…”

Woozythebear , in Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much

You can tell this was made by a salty neo lib

Melkath ,

"My party is committing genocide and lost all of its credibility and ethos. Boo hoo."

At least they aren't using the word "progressive" anymore.

queue ,
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It’s really funny how no one really likes liberals but liberals.

Conservatives: “They’re too freedom loving for my tastes! Why can’t they just stay and home and be good corporate stooges like us?”

Auth-Communists: “They claim to like freedom but still willingly use the capitalist forces to oppress who they like. Liberals are okay with personal freedom until it impacts the white moderates. That’s our job!”

Anarchists: “It’s literally weird to call yourself a liberal when all they do is oppose any movement against the status quo. If they can’t convert them to sell away their soul to the state or capitalism, they’re terrorists. They’re more like conservatives than any actual progressives, and even progressives admit 100% capitalism isn’t great.”

Libertarian capitalists: “They claim to be for freedom but constantly require the state to check in on if people are enjoying their freedom like that Nanny’s they never had. I just wanna grill for god’s sake!”

Like it’s just funny to me no matter where you are on the political spectrum, you have a somewhat decent reason to hate liberals (except conservatives are too stupid to tell liberals apart from “commies”).

GBU_28 ,

You could build that list for every political party/perspective

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Yeah but it’s funnier with liberals because they get all persecution complex-y when people left of them give them shit, just like conservatives do when libs give them shit

GBU_28 ,

Literally swap the words in your comment, it works everywhere

Bobmighty ,

That’s why the bots use templates like that.

Klear , in The Patriarchy

Clever girls…

xx3rawr , in Hey Daddy ( Daddy's Home ) - Usher ( Speed up + Reverb + Underwater ) TikTok Version

IT’S NOT CALLED “Slowed + reverb”, IT’S CALLED VAPORWAVE AND YOU PUT 90s CONSUMERIST AESTHETIC NOT 80s VHS FILTERS

FozzyOsbourne ,

These plebs can’t even tell their synthwave from their vapourwave, disgraceful

at_an_angle ,

【V A P O R W A V E - I S - D E A D】

eager_eagle ,
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aesthetics

xx3rawr ,

a s s d e a d i c k s

squid_slime , in high energy

What cunt wrote this

Kolanaki ,
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A talentless morning person.

ummthatguy , in HOAs suck
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kautau ,
son_named_bort , in Give them 10 minutes, tops.

If you wanted The Police to find you you’d write Sting sucks instead.

Macaroni_ninja ,
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i’ll be watching you

Viking_Hippie ,

I get that, but please don’t stand so close to me

Window_Error_Noises , in Progress!
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Syn_Attck ,

With that username, this photo is all you should ever comment.

PhlubbaDubba , in unsure why we are surprised lol

There are people who think they’re at all different?

I’m pretty sure lemmygrad was explicitly created to be the mask off equivalent of .ml

spujb OP ,

i don’t know that people think they are different per se, but i do see a strange sense of shock that the same people annoyed with one might also be annoyed at the other

Maeve ,

Oh please. Everyone knows individuality is sold at Hollister.

scytale ,

There are users who don’t know why .ml was the domain that was used, only that it was the original instance so that’s what they chose to sign up with.

HenryWong327 ,
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Yep when I first joined I thought it stood for main Instance.

hash0772 ,

Why was it the domain that was used?

Gabu ,

ML = Marxist-Leninist

hash0772 ,

Got it. Thank you!

LordWiggle , in RIP in pieces
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Oh how I wish this was true. Would have made this world a better place.

Ohi ,

No doubt he’s a egotistical dick, but to say the world would be a better place without him is categorically false on many grounds.

  • The man popularized electric vehicles like no car manufacturers have ever been able to do.
  • SpaceX’s achievement in reducing the cost per pound and reusable rocket tech will have profound implications on our species survival over the long run.
  • Starlink coverage now provides relatively affordable internet to far more remote areas of the world.

So while I think recent years of criticism is fair based on his behavior (why the hell is he wasting precious time on Twitter again?) to say the world would be better off without him is to overlook the substantial contributions he has made towards technological advancement and global connectivity. It’s important to separate the individual’s personal flaws from the broader value of their work. Just my 2 cents.

LordWiggle ,
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Yay, electric vehicles are popular! Only bring loads of issues, cost a lot of rare earth metals which are mined by slaves and children, run on fossil fuel electricity (many coal plants and bio gas which are burned forests) and they are too heavy for the roads we have and electricity network, causing both to require many more replacements and maintenance, which costs loads of co2 emissions.

SpaceX is awesome! Costs less materials, so much easier to launch way more rockets into the sky! Like for starlink for example. Luckily the fuel used for it has zero emissions /s

But starlink is nice. Loads of space junk and coverage in most places is where already a different and faster network is, but it’s nice to have connectivity in hard to reach places. But is it worth all the emissions and space junk? And child labor for all the rare earth metals?

root_beer , (edited )

That connectivity in hard-to-reach places—much like free speech absolutism—is conditional upon whether he (or the dictator of an invading force, with whom he agrees) will allow it

[edit] and apparently Starlink may not even be profitable, with its accounting described as “more art than science” which always bodes well

DJDarren , in wealth

I for one have no desire to see Musk spread thank you.

ivanafterall ,
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"I can shooow you the woooorld..."

stoicmaverick ,

How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don’t act like there’s not a number.

DJDarren ,

I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.

stoicmaverick ,

You should hold out for a fourth bedroom. I think he’s good for it.

DJDarren ,

True. But unlike him I’m not greedy.

Bennettiquette ,

but you are worth it.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

5 million, but he has to be okay with me doing it back.

stoicmaverick ,

Deal. Just don’t mention ‘Trump 2024’ or he’ll finish too quickly.

tiefling ,

$190,500 Mil and 5 cents

Garbanzo ,

How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

stoicmaverick ,

You’re knees would be almost touching his, and your both on the 50 yard line at the halftime show of the Superbowl. You’re wearing a name tag…

Garbanzo ,

Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.

BallsandBayonets ,

Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.

umbrella , in FF Evangelists
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do you have time to hear about our lord and savior Firefox with Ublock Origin?

ArmokGoB ,

Adnauseum

umbrella ,
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isnt that the one that clicks on ALL the ads so they have a harder time profiling you?

the scriptures allow for this one on sundays, but dont tell the orthodox traditionalists.

JunglisticFunkateer ,

Firefox + Ublock Origin + Sidebery + vertical CSS theme + Containers

KpntAutismus ,

+sponsorblock +youtube dislike

Ultragigagigantic ,
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Noscript. Fuck your website and all your fancy functionality.

I want to see static on my screen when I visit.

aidan ,

Don’t tell the react devs about this one

blusterydayve26 , (edited )

God, fuck react in the eye with the pointy shit-covered hunting-sticks of our ancestors. Useless technology that directly breaks the web because there’s never any fallback, so all you get is a blank page. Not even a “please-enable js” message.

aidan ,

Yeah not a fan of the bloat for bloats sake. I like the idea of components, but it should be statically compiled

HKayn ,
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That’s hardly React’s fault. Blame the web devs to jump into making websites after having completed a 2-week React bootcamp and nothing else.

Karyoplasma ,

I don’t need sponsorblock as piped automatically skips sponsor segments :^)

HikingVet , in Pierogi were good though

Why would people go to European Texas for femboys?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, maybe it’s because my UI standards are too high to spend any more time than necessary on Discord but I wasn’t aware that this was a thing.

Are Polish femboys actually a Discord meme or was that just a random social media choice?

HikingVet ,

These are all good questions. I don’t use discord, I wasn’t aware that this could be a thing either. My impressions of Poland come from other places…

DangedIfYouDid ,

They’re a meme beyond discord as well, but not hugely mainstream, existing in a similar space to mentions of Ohio in a positive light. Just more Gen-Z ironic humor.

It’s a take on “doth protest too much.” Because Poland is super conservative, therefore secretly specialized in femboys.

JackbyDev ,

There are definitely alt right femboys though.

gravitas_deficiency ,

tread harder daddy 😩💦

It is for sure a… fascinating combo, given the context.

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