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robocall , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

AngryCommieKender ,

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

Crashumbc ,

So I already blew my chance

RHSJack ,

*high fives…and misses!

Holyginz ,

No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

SzethFriendOfNimi , in Minecraft Movie actual leak

Space Jam vibes?

JoShmoe , in It just does.

Perfect for deep frying! You will not regret eating this much deep-fried peanut butter.

pigup , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
db2 , in Cloudstrike's stock price waiting for the markets to open

Why would it go down? They provided the proof of concept.

PriorityMotif ,
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The lawsuits are going to bury them

lugal , in turkey

Thf it works for all OS except for the Microsoft one

jaschen , in Speed

So when I see those baby on board signs, I give them a pass when they are driving slow or doing silly things at the red light(like pumping their brakes so the car is moving so the baby doesn’t wake up).

DakRalter ,
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Boring fact for the day. The real reason for the baby on board sign isn’t for other drivers, it’s so if there’s an accident, the emergency services will prioritise the cars with the sign. So if you want priority in an accident, you know what to do.

jaschen ,

TIL. Thanks man.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

bitchkat ,

One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

CorrodedCranium , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Is this for hammering down fence posts?

Karcinogen ,

Yes, it’s a T-post driver.

solidgrue ,
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Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

snooggums ,
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It can be both!

altima_neo ,
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Sanitizing?

empireOfLove2 ,
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nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO

joyjoy ,

No, it’s my fleshlight.

Nomecks ,

No-knock warrants

bobs_monkey ,

Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

bitchkat , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

It’s a whoompty whoomp. I’ve used it a lot since that’s how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.

lemmefixdat4u , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

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My grandkids use it. Gotta train them young. Thanks McD’s! (They even painted it orange)

FrostyCaveman , (edited ) in Eric Andre and the millennial experience

Ok I gotta watch this show, seems like my kind of bag baby

Edit: Yep, it is. You’re the one millionth person to use this garbage can!

DogWater ,

It’s anti comedy and cringe comedy

If you like Tim and Eric you’ll probably like it.

It’s like the office cringe beefed up on steroids to absurd levels. Ranch it up!!

Daxtron2 ,

Throw in a hefty scoop of absurdist humor and baby you got Andre stew going

T00l_shed ,

Wanna hit this ranch?

dditty ,

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

joyjoy , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Hello, ground!

casmael ,

What a good name!

ObviouslyNotBanana , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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First thing: I’d like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

nifty ,
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Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

roboto , in Teste

Not cool man!

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