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underKap ,

The good part is that u dont need to add salt

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Think of the time saving

DagonPie ,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

Why did i save this

over_clox ,

Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.

Pregnenolone ,

This sentence is in the library of Babel.

And now here.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Spaghetti a la kidney stone dust

jwagner7813 ,

What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in…

Rouxibeau ,

50/50. You either see it or you don’t.

Comment105 ,

I don’t understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Omigod I’m so sorry.

jwagner7813 ,

I appreciate it. I’m better now but I found it kind of comical lol

Alexstarfire ,

Easier to put the noodle in.

LemmyFeed ,

Can I go back to the time before I read this?

Comment105 ,

no but we can track down their location and denazify the area

Psaldorn ,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

I felt this in my bladder

Comment105 ,

I feel it in my spleen

The Cringe is all around me
And so the horror grows

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I peed a little.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Who would’ve thought I’d get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.

DarkenLM ,

Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.

DeveloperKai ,

I’m gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this…and maybe everything else while I’m at it…

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Good afternoon enjoy your day.

dipshit ,

sounds al dente!

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski ,

This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.

Comment105 ,

His noodly appendages are all equal and valid

R’amen

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

I think that like testes, spaghettis should never exist alone

4am ,

What a terrible day to be literate

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.

Alexstarfire ,

We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

🤌

Ubermeisters ,

It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Good morning you’re welcome have a splendid day.

Ubermeisters ,

😭

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