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Buffalox , in His wish

Poor dog.

But that was pretty funny. ;)

ImplyingImplications , in :(

I’m positive the caption is made up for a joke. The only places that talk about the true origin are subreddits which all seem to say it was drawn in a military bunker.

randint ,

As a Taiwanese, I can confirm the caption was made up. I just looked up “life sentence” and “suicide” in Chinese and got no relevant results. The vibe of the picture does look Taiwanese though

Gork ,

Hasn’t there been a recent trend where the media doesn’t talk about suicides that happened because of copycat suicides that can occur after reporting it?

randint ,

There has been this trend indeed, but I do still see news reports about suicides every now and then.

OrnateLuna ,

Love the approach of lowering suicide rates by not talking about

Dasnap , in An entire Spongebob episode
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Paramount have literally gone bankrupt because of your actions.

Pinklink ,

Reminds me of that South Park episode.

SSUPII OP ,

Quick, buy more subscriptions to Paramount+!

SomethingBurger ,

We did it, Lemmy!

sharkfucker420 , in Before the Olympics went woke
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Literally 1984

Jimbo , in I too love watching CP 😍
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Elder Scrolls Online’s xp levels after reaching level 50 are called Champion Points, frequently shortened in and out of game to CP…

“Bro I got almost 2000CP I’m doing way better than you”

Viking_Hippie ,

Same with “Completion Points” in the Yakuza games 😄

kspatlas ,

In Geometry dash, creator points are abbreviated to CP, so Geometry Dash level creators sometimes brag about “having lots of CP”

Caboose12000 ,

Same with “Combat Power” in Pokémon go.

HatchetHaro ,
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some of my friends have grinded all the way to CP 3600 and sheesh they’re sweaty

thisbenzingring , in The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

I hate you. Today I discovered a server that appeared to be in working order was actually just hanging on by a thread. The crash when the crowdstrike driver caused the blue screen of death must have corrupted some of the network configuration in the registry. When I couldnt make the failover cluster live migrate to or from that server I ejected it from the cluster and rebooted it, only it never came back up 😥

Now all my servers are suspect until I can verify that they are healthy.

RegalPotoo ,
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Ah yes, the realisation that everything dependable and solid in the world is just a monument to hubris, built on foundations of sand

jaybone ,

“registry” shudders

Laser ,

In general, I don’t think the concept of a configuration database is bad - at least not inherently moreso than every application putting its own configuration file(s) in whichever format it wants somewhere on the filesystem.

Whether the window registry is a good implementation of this concept is surely debatable.

hahattpro , in A legend has left us

Fake it until you make it

RickAstleyfounddead ,

Yes

FrostyCaveman ,

You’re never gonna give that one up hey

BonesOfTheMoon , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled “IN SATAN’S ASSHOLE”.

Noodle07 ,

Oh so Texas?

chiliedogg ,

That actually isn’t even much of a stretch for Texas names. I live near the Devil’s Backbone.

Slovene ,

You live near an awesome horror movie? m.imdb.com/title/tt0256009/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1_tt_…

chiliedogg ,

I’ll have to check it out!

I’m actually involved in the filming of a local horror movie that’s going to be truly awful.

It’s about mermaid monsters. I help coordinate some of the water work and act as the !production photographer and backup safety diver for the underwater scenes.

It’s going to be really, really bad. But it’s still fun!

(lemmy.world/…/6785e9f4-ba82-470d-879a-0f69588ede2…)

kuberoot ,

A beautiful B movie?

chiliedogg ,

More like a D

jubilationtcornpone ,

So you live just north of Satan’s asshole. Got it.

Cornelius_Wangenheim ,

More specifically, Houston.

InternetCitizen2 ,

Satan’s asshole in Texas is called Dan Patrick.

MrShankles ,

Nurse here: we ask ‘orientation’ questions as part of our assessment

I had a younger patient going through the straights with hallucinations (newly diagnosed schizophrenia)… and I had been asking the same questions (as we do) a lot

So I asked them once again, “Do you know why you’re in the hospital?”. Their response: “Deez nuts!”

I always appreciate a good “Deez nuts” joke, but that one has been my favorite so far. The volition on their face and the shitty smirk; they’re completely tied down with a guard because they would occasionally be violent… but hot damn, that was a zinger.

I counted their response as oriented— they know what they did lol

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I like that so much! Deez nuts lol.

PP_BOY_ , in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.

WeirdGoesPro ,
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While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

PP_BOY_ ,
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It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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…better now?

olutukko , in non vegan pizza time

but… they do fund the meat alternatives. thry literally pay money for that shit? I guess thst’s ehy it’s a shitpost

androogee ,

I’m not even a vegetarian and I’ve heard way more fellow meat eaters fucking constantly bitching about vegans than I’ve ever heard vegans being annoying about it.

Just feels like whiny baby bullshit honestly.

Nelots ,

Tbf, there are way more non-vegans than there are vegans. I feel like this should be expected to an extent. This meme is dumb though. What vegan is out there calling non-vegans rapists?

lastweakness ,

What vegan is out there calling non-vegans rapists?

I’ve been told that before. Not being vegan implies you support terrible breeding practices which makes you a rapist… apparently… Which is especially dumb considering nobody likes the terrible breeding practices to begin with

Longpork3 ,

Nobody likes the practice, the difference is that vegans take a moral stand and choose not to contribute to it, while meat eaters shrug it off and continue to pay the people committing those acts, because they’d rather cows get anally fisted and forcibly impregnated than drink a milk with a different flavour.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Your comment actually made me wonder if the Lemmy community’s vegan/vegetarian communities are better, and I need to look it up!

The reddit ones seem very hostile when I tried to participate as a person who eats meat but mostly has a vegetarian diet (and my wife is fully vegetarian)

Karyoplasma ,

They are not.

Never, ever disclose that you are not a level 5 vegan or else they will scream at you while pretending that you are the problem.

barsoap , (edited )

They’re overpaying for them. Which then makes companies calculate “we could sell a lot of product at small profit margins to the general vegetarian and flexi public” vs. “we could not invest in production capacity and charge affluent urban vegans and arm and a leg” and guess what they’re going for.

The reason why there’s tons of almond etc. milks costing 3-4 times as much per litre as actual milk is not because of subsidies. It’s because vegans are stupid enough to buy 20 cents of ingredients for that price.

surewhynotlem ,

You should open an almond milk store, undercut the big boys, and make a fortune.

BarbecueCowboy , in Share your special interest with anyone who will listen

But yes, what kind of unit is this?

How lifelong friendships are made.

MacNCheezus , in I like to spread knowledge
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pyrflie ,

If you like brown starfish for dipping sauce that’s on you.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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tiramichu , (edited ) in math checks out

Interestingly, British consumer rights guru Martin Lewis is currently running a crowdsourced data gathering exercise on this in the UK.

The purpose being to identify if companies are purposefully playing these sorts of message no matter their actual call volume. (Which we all know they are, but this will help prove it)

moneysavingexpert.com/report-high-call-volumes/

Xantar , in Yup

Finally a project I can stand behind in front

ObviouslyNotBanana , in Problem solved
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Dandelions actually do important work for your lawn. They break up the hardened soil to make the ground softer for the grass to grow in. Letting dandelions grow will lead to a more beautiful lawn.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I like dandelions. I’d let them grow even without the additional benefits just because they’re pretty. And also fun for kids when the seeds mature and you can pluck them and blow them into the wind.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I completely agree. But for all those that want the lawn to be beautiful and healthy it’s good to have that knowledge about them. They’re useful and good looking. And you can make shitty wine from them.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I’ll pass on the wine but I’m down for everything else.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Reasonable

Gork ,

How shitty of a wine are we talking about here? Boxed wine that’s been exposed directly to the sun for months?

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Not too bad, not too good.

youtu.be/IDXyfmBbyJM

shiftymccool ,

Also, pollinators love them!

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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They do!

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