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Blahaj_Blast , in Underappreciated humour
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SirSamuel , in We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

GNU Terry Pratchett

andthenthreemore ,
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GNU Sir Terry

blahsay OP ,

Yes thankyou finally! 👍

FlyingSquid , in Admit it, you have long dreamed of such hosting.
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This is perfect for hosting my favorite thumbnail!

MeatsOfRage ,

50mb should be more than enough for static brochure sites and other small sites

dalekcaan ,

It’s the 250 KB file size limit that would make things difficult imo

Smokeydope ,
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Laughs in SDF Pubnix 27kb file size limit

Schmeckinger , (edited )

Just split the files and reassemble them client side

Yax , in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

Why wait?

(Verse 1) Sitting in the cab of my old pickup truck, Memories rollin’ by, like the miles we used to clock. Drove through the sunset, with you by my side, Never thought a metal heart could take me for a ride.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Verse 2) We hauled our troubles down those lonesome roads, Your engine hummed the tunes, while our story unfolds. Loaded up with laughter, and baggage too, Little did I know, you had a route of your own to pursue.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Bridge) I miss the way your headlights cut through the night, The hum of your engine, our rhythm just right. But now the road is empty, just echoes of our song, You found a new destination, I guess I got it wrong.

(Verse 3) We parked under stars, shared secrets in the dark, But now it’s just silence, an abandoned truck stop. I’m left with memories, and a tank full of regret, A self-driving heartbreak, I’ll never forget.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Outro) So here I am, parked on this lonely track, Wishing you’d come back, but you won’t look back. You rolled away, with gears that don’t feel, Left me stranded, at the crossroads of steel.

Hiro8811 ,

Holly shit. This is gold

FunderPants ,

Not enough beer or dead wives. It gets no play on clear channel.

(Just kidding, that’s pretty good)

PeleSpirit ,
Catoblepas ,

Aren’t you going to credit ChatGPT?

MrJameGumb , in It's important to clearly define your goals
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That’s not a stool though

ma11en ,

Also anti baby steps

WashedOver OP ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Well starting with one stool could count for many as a small step… 😇

mayonaise_met ,

In Dutch a chair is a stoel, pronounced stool.

sverit ,

Hello friendly neighbour, in German too: Stuhl

ObviouslyNotBanana , in Tax time
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Damn y’all Americans really do taxes weird

EatYouWell ,

It’s because our country is a corporate oligarchy.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds cooler than it is

Glemek ,

And it doesn’t even sound cool…

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds uncool as hell

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Not if you’re an oligarch.

vsh ,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Or the rest of the world does it weird and we are the tax OGs

PP_BOY_ , (edited )
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Americans as a whole are very stupid and don’t realize that the overwhelming majority of them can file for free. In fact, 100% of Americans can self-file (for free) if they can handle about an hour of basic paperwork, but for 70% of Americans, you can file taxes for free in less than twenty minutes. It’s not hard at all.

But most people would rather Google “how to file taxes,” click on the first sponsored link they see, and buy something before they ever actually try to do even a minute of research.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Tbf as a Swede I just log in, glance at the forms, sign and log out. That’s what easy is.

PP_BOY_ , (edited )
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I’m not saying that filing in the US takes zero effort whatsoever, but you have some deeper problems if you don’t think five questions like “What does Box A on your paper form say?” isn’t just as easy.

You’re saying, “My car has 500 horsepower. That’s what fast is” to a guy with a 499hp car.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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It’s more like comparing an automatic gearbox to a manual IMO

Grass ,

When I’m crippled by power harassment at the last 5 jobs, 2 of which are current, I just want to sign in and click okay and be done. Or click no and do paperwork, but only if the initial suggestion was incorrect.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

if they can handle about an hour of basic paperwork,

People make it out like tax filing is like travelling to Ry’leh and transcribing eldritch runes, but it’s made pretty dead simple. Put the number from one box in piece of paper A into the corresponding box in piece of paper B. If it has you do a math, you can just… Do a math. Pull out your calculator and subtract the amount you’ve paid so far from the amount you owe. Is the result a negative number? Congratulations! You’re getting a return! Is the number positive? Oh no! That’s how much you need to pay the IRS!

I get that for some people it is significantly more complicated than that, but if you work one job where you make some number of dollars per hour and you don’t invest in the stock market or cryptocurrency, it’s virtually idiotproof.

duffman ,

People are afraid of trying and making mistakes because the consequences may be severe. When you get into stocks, crypto, homeownership, etc, the forma start piling up. I had a company mess up our taxes one year and correcting it, with a tax professional, took hours.

garbagebagel ,

Canada does this too. Do other countries just tell you? That’d be nice.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

My country just tells you.

cley_faye ,

Yeah. Basically, we get a pre-filled form with most of what can automatically filled in, already filled in. Of course some stuff like donations (which are deductible) and other stuff that are not automatically linked to you have to be added by hand, but for a vast majority of people there is no such thing.

So basically, open the pre-filled form, check that the incomes and your current situation is correct, send it back, then you basically get the amount (which can be either automatically collected through direct debit at a given date, split monthly, or paid manually).

We usually argue about why and how much tax we pay, but I never had any heated discussion about the tax system itself.

M137 , in A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"

Title gore.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I find it funny … as AI evolves it becomes more human sounding … as we consume more content, the less human we sound

danc4498 ,

*the less human we are

LemmyKnowsBest ,

AI is dehumanizing us.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I think we are doing a good job of that ourselves

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Every time I have to complete another captcha puzzle I die a little more.

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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Eh

PapaStevesy ,

Definitely.

celeste , in We're going in the wrong direction

VLC Media player is still the best way to watch a video.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Is there a way to make it pause/run by clicking on the video instead of having to mouseover the play icon? It is annoying to have to click on the little play icon every time.

Th3D3k0y ,

Space bar?

lenan ,

Pretty sure there is a setting for it.

creditCrazy ,
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I think that might be a browser issue I use Firefox and I can click anywhere to pause/play by default

Duamerthrax ,

learn the keyboard commands

CircuitSpells ,

space bar or right click and select play

SocialMediaRefugee ,

ty

AnActOfCreation ,
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

MPC-BE gang 💪

Kusimulkku ,

mpv for me

RaoulDook ,

VLC does it all. You can even use it to save streaming videos from the web to a file for storage or use on your personal media server. I also use it to view my security camera feeds sometimes.

SuperJetShoes , in apple users in a nutshell

Android User here. Never owned any Apple device.

But they’re fucking good quality. Anyone can see that. So what’s the problem?

I like Android 'cos I like dicking about with it. Some people don’t want to dick about with their phones, they want to do other stuff that could be more interesting.

natebluehooves ,

Pretty much this for me too. Switched to iphone because I no longer wanted to tinker, switched my work laptop to apple silicon because the battery life and performance is stellar.

Learned to be fine with mac os, do most things in terminal anyway. Will likely switch to asahi linux when it is stable enough that I don’t have to tinker, because tinkering gets in the way of actually getting things done in my situation.

Also, being real: running LLMs on my mac is great. 128gb of unified memory basically means 120gb of vram. It’s absurdly expensive, but nothing quite like it exists in the market right now.

chiliedogg ,

I carry 2 phones because I have a government job, so if any work is done on my phone it becomes subject to Open Records requests. If I have to carry 2 phones I might as well have both operating systems.

So my personal phone is Android and my work phone is an iPhone.

I don’t understand how people prefer iPhones. The hardware is nice, but the OS is horrible. They came up with some neat stuff in 2008, but it feels like they haven’t improved much since then. Even informing the greater flexibility of Android - it’s just easier to use. Hell, just turning wifi or Bluetooth on and off is a hassle on the iPhone versus a single swipe and tap on Android.

TheOgreChef ,

Hell, just turning wifi or Bluetooth on and off is a hassle on the iPhone versus a single swipe and tap on Android.

What on earth are you talking about? I’m not going to claim Apple invented it (because they likely stole it from another os like android) but they’ve had the single swipe down control panel on iOS to turn off Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, airplane mode, etc for like a decade+. I have Apple devices, and trust me, there’s plenty to shit on without making stuff up.

nolight ,

What he’s talking about is probably that turning off WiFi via quick settings or whatever it’s called doesn’t actually turn off WiFi, you still have to proceed all the way to the settings app.

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I owned and used a iPhone xs for a number of years. I can assure you that pressing the little WiFi icon in the control centre does the same thing as my Samsung galaxy s21 5g and various other android devices previous to the iPhone xs does and if all fails then you can always turn on airplane mode

nolight ,

That may be true, I used to be an iPhone Xs user before my Pixel 7, and it used to drive me crazy seeing blue WiFi icon turning white, as opposed to turning the module off completely in the settings, when the icon becomes transparent.

It is nitpicking though, for sure. I have tons of other, more significant complaints about iOS, I was just clarifying what it may have been that the other person was complaining about.

Edit: Moreover, until you deliberately tell your phone to NOT automatically turn on WiFi after an hour or two, it will decide for itself that the time has come and it can drain your battery now.

AnActOfCreation ,
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The problem is that they only disconnect. They don’t actually turn off. You have to go into the settings for that.

When you toggle the Wi-Fi or Bluetooth buttons in Control Center, your device immediately disconnects from Wi-Fi and Bluetooth accessories. Both Wi-Fi and Bluetooth will continue to be available

support.apple.com/en-us/102412

Outtatime ,
@Outtatime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nailed it. My thoughts exactly

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Turning off WiFi is as easy as gesturing to the control centre then clicking the WiFi button it’s as easy as android devices where you swipe down from where the notch is and click on the WiFi button

chiliedogg ,

Except when I swipe down and it opens the notification window or Siri shortcuts or just a blank screen with a clock on it.

It’s not consistent.

ShitOnABrick , (edited )
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I used an iPhone xs for about a year and a half before clumsily dropping my phone and it sadly coming to its demise and I’ve never had this happen to me. Prehaps I’m lucky. Although knowing lemmy someone probably just made this shit up

EndlessApollo ,

High quality until you drop it once and the entire screen shatters. High quality until your lightning cable breaks. High quality until planned obsolescence renders it unusable. Nah Apple products are pure ass lmao, literally no reason to ever buy one unless it’s got some exclusive artsy software you really like (and even then there’s prob something just as good for windows or Linux). As far as bang for your buck goes I can’t think of a worse choice than Apple in any given field

MooseBoys ,

I tried Android with the S10 for a little over a year. It felt too clunky and everything I wanted to customize would have required jailbreaking, which feels too much like work for me. I went back to iPhone after that.

michaelmrose ,

I think the problems include the fact that an actual apple computer starts at 1000 and going higher than 8GB of RAM and 256G of storage costs you another 1000 because hardware isn’t really modular and storage and ram are a huge tool of market segmentation.

Meanwhile a traditional desktop starts at $7000.

It’s like they have lifted everything but the absolutely cheapest market segments out of reach of virtually any normal folks.

Willer ,

going higher than 8GB of RAM and 256G of storage costs you another 1000

These are the things i look at when reviewers talk about apple “taking gaming serious now” and im just like what.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who does animation, apple has been terrible for work. Because they take forever to render CGI, compared to my personal gaming computer. Same thing with simple video editing. Having a powerful GPU is pretty nice for work. And because apple is overpriced. I’ve found gaming rigs that are cheaper and do a better job, on top of being more intuitive. Seriously I can’t do anything without the windows search bar. It’s really nice being able to just type in the settings I want to change. And have the OS take me directly there.

Mr_nutter_butter ,
@Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

Apple has that break the lense on a camera and your phone starts to brick it’s self as it thinks it’s been repaired by someone who’s not apple

Honytawk ,

I fucking hope it is good quality for that price.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Idk every apple product I’ve touched always felt pretty thin and flimsy. Don’t even get me started on Mac mice. They’re so cheaply made you don’t get a second mouse button. The Mac books are so fragile you can break them by looking at them wrong. The only time I’ve ever seen a iPhone that doesn’t have a crack in the screen is when they are brand new. Maybe I’m a bit of a farmer for considering rigidity the definition of high quality, but god how do one button mice feel good.

chakan2 , in Weird 🤔
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Really? I just kind of come here when I really want to feel bad about myself. This community is twice as toxic as reddit if you’re not part of the group think.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

I haven’t found that to be the case, but maybe my groupthink is stronger than I thought.

I will admit I creeped your comments a bit, but you seem pretty progressive to be. What sort of toxic reactions are you talking about?

TauZero ,

My last comment got downvoted for saying I have never watched Fox news 🤷🏾.

set_secret ,

feels like an upvote worthy comment to me.

Maybe people felt if you’re on the internet it’s almost impossible not to have seen SOME news clips from them.

I mean I hate fox and I actively avoid them. but they’ve definitely floated in front of my eyes plenty of times inadvertently.

🤷‍♂️

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Fox channel was the Simpsons channel growing up, so I caught some of it invariably. I could believe a young person might not have seen it, though.

TauZero ,

Fox the broadcast TV channel is different from Fox News the cable channel. Broadcast TV is operated by one of ~100 local affiliates and shows the Simpsons and local news. Fox News Channel is the Murdoch personal project to produce 24-hour conservative propaganda to shift the national discourse. Or at least it was this way 20 years ago, haven’t seen what the TV branding looks like nowadays.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Thanks for the breakdown. I didn’t know that

basxto ,
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They don’t even operate outside of North America.

Hadriscus ,

I’m on the internet a lot and I’ve heard of Fox News over and over, but I’m not sure I’ve actually seen anything from it.

CrypticCoffee ,

A bit delayed, but you posted in fuck cars, about why car disincentive schemes are a cash grab. It wasn’t about Fox news.

I mean, I don’t disagree with you that if you don’t use the proceeds to help the planet or infrastructure improvements for non-car users, it is just a cash grab, but you probably needs to be aware what community you’re on, and what the consensus view is. Saying that 4chan is for right wing racist kids on green text is going to get you swimming in downvotes. It doesn’t mean anything bad about you, or your view, it just means you probably weren’t fully aware of the context and probably are a little bit sensitive about downvotes. Karma does not matter here, and disagreements and downvotes mean people care about what you say, even if it’s in a disagreeable way.

I don’t agree with your take, but I appreciate you being here. :)

TauZero ,

Oh I was well aware what community I was in 😁. I hate cars and exclusively ride bikes myself and here I was making a joke how I managed to get !fuck_cars of all places to downvote me for not watching fox news. All because my groupthink is not exactly identical to their groupthink (I am not the grandparent comment btw).

The secret is that karma does not matter anywhere! However, as long as the comment sorting algorithm is the way it is, I will keep believing that the downvote button is for posts that are non-constructive contributions, not for disagreement. Burying discussion is not constructive, but that’s what the algorithm will do. Maybe this is a hopeless task, but I wish that after a conversation I have learned something new, or taught someone something, not just made myself feel better.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t say centrist too loudly and you’ll be ok I guess.

I’m left leaning center these days.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Unless you mean something totally different than the popular interpretation (ie meaning) of the term, then “centrist” is a very politically charged position to take when virtually everyone, whether left or right leaning, at least agrees that things aren’t great right now

chiliedogg ,

If you like Windows, automobiles, and guns you’re in for a world of hatred here

kirby ,

I just think they’re good for ventilation, what’s wrong with them?

/s

HW07 ,

And if you’re center-right probably. Lemmy seems to be on the masses more left wing (which I am too, sorry dumb human brain has to share it’s opinion)

bitsplease ,

Hell, even if you’re liberal in a lot of corners in this site

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Which liberal? Just normal liberal or social liberal, which is called liberal in the US?

For Classical Liberalism and Neoliberalism that’s not surprising since they support an unregulated free market and all liberal movements are pro private property, which both is opposed by most social movements.

figaro ,

Nah man, I’m pretty far left. Apparently that isn’t good enough here though. I feel like if I’m not north of Lenin’s ass here, I’m capitalist scum. Its pretty frustrating

Hadriscus ,

that’s the hexbear teen rebels giving you this impression

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

i like two out of three of those things and nobody hates me yet.

Hadriscus ,

You like windows and guns ?? fairly unusual

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Eew, windows

tryptaminev ,

I disagree. Except for rare incidents people who heavily disagreed with me at least made arguments as to why and most of the times these arguments were related to the arguments i made.

HawlSera , in The Aliens did a little trolling

Yeah I am not voting.

If they were really a benevolent species, they wouldn’t play this mind game to begin with.

gearheart ,

This says more about humanity than the aliens.

Meowoem ,

Well it might make perfect sense from their perspective, there might be a million alien species on the galactic council who all agree they don’t want to deal with a species that won’t purge at least one race.

It’s unlikely but possible, we have literally no way of knowing or really guessing anything about how an alien race or empire might think. They might be shocked and confused we don’t kill our enemies children, bemused that we ended slavery, disgusted that we don’t torture criminals for sport…

An even scarier thought is that we might agree with them in a hundred or thousand years, it seems impossible to imagine but to me it seems impossible to imagine slavery was ever a thing or that they put criminals heads on pikes for everyone to see.

hydrospanner ,

Wouldn’t they?

Maybe shit like that is the kind of wake up call our species would need to finally get us on the path to a post-race society.

Maybe they know we need a bit of a nudge and they decided they’d be the one to give it to us.

HawlSera ,

Look if Covid-19 wasn’t an effective enough wake up call, I don’t think anything will be.

Pretty sure this is just going to start off a race war

phx ,

There’d be a 180° and people would start claiming that the political leaders were controlling the aliens rather than the other way around

Varan1 ,

They sound Abrahamic as fuck

CryptidBestiary , in BMW owners are Built Wrong, not Different

Also BMW owners: What’s a speedometer?

Sabre363 ,

They think it’s to measure the size of their dick

afraid_of_zombies ,

Who has a smaller cock, pickup truck drivers or BMW drivers? I ask because we know the Hummer crowd has the smallest

WarmSoda , in lol

Is there no contempt of court for lying?
What happened after this?
(I know the answer is probably ‘nothing’)

geekworking ,

Lying in court is perjury, which is a criminal offense.

That being said, making a mistake on something like a date is a valid defense. Trump immediately recanting gives him a good way to claim mistake.

There’s more value to prosecution to make him seem deceptive and stupid than wasting more time with something like a super weak case for perjury. You also don’t want to give them more ways to draw out and delay the process.

Harpsist , in The Peasant Life

about to make comment - checks sub-lemmy

Phew I almost said something serious on a silly sub.

JJROKCZ , in Don't forget to tip your gas station

Please tell me this is photoshopped and these fuckers aren’t seriously asking for tips at self service stations…

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Yeah haha definitely fake, these pumps don't have touch screens so this interface wouldn't work on them. Choices have to be aligned with the 4 buttons on the left and right. Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

Rolando ,

Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

Not always.

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, very angrily discovered this the other day while filling up my bike. Ear plugs go right back in, in spite of needing the break.

WarmSoda ,

Yeah I’ve never gotten any of the buttons to do it.
Internet wives tale.

Kuro ,

Strange, it’s worked at every pump I’ve tried

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Yeah same with me. Circle K is the only place around here whose pumps play ads though, so maybe it's just their machines it works on. Someone even scrawled "<- mute" in permanent marker next to the button on all their pumps.

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

It for sure works at every Circle K I've been to, at least.

harrim4n ,

I’m sorry, did you just say “mute the ads”? Damn, america really is in the terminal stages of late stage capitalism

Frozengyro ,

Yes they are loud and obnoxious to get attention too.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hey, don’t be so cruel. These machines are paid below minimum wage, and if you don’t tip, they won’t be able to pay their rent and student loans.

Rolando ,

they won’t be able to pay their rent and student loans.

You mean their software subscriptions and cloud storage fees.

moistclump ,

Yeh. Rent and student loans.

dangblingus ,

Do real servers not deserve to pay their rent/student loans?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

No

Starve

postmateDumbass ,

Those night classes to move up from soda dispenser to gas pump will pay off eventually.

krakenx ,

That touchscreen plays ads loudly as well.

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