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Xatolos , in Trash Icon šŸ—‘
@Xatolos@reddthat.com avatar

Each one of those (except X) has the recycling image, indicating that itā€™s a recycle bin, not a trash bin, which is Windows.

If you want trash, you want macOS. https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/28f286b4-d5fc-4b6e-913c-1ffffdd54c00.png

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

If you want trash, you want macOS.

Lol so true

ccunning , in Think about it

Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost

Sterile_Technique , in Two slightly off centre parallel universes
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3b5dbdc4-babf-4ac7-beb5-25d5a7ac7489.png

THE LINES OF SIGHT CONVERGE ON A SINGLE FOCAL POINT AND ARE THEREFORE NOT PARALLEL!

Fuck! Iā€™m that guy again.

MHanak ,

Also the fact that thereā€™s no parallax between the photos

ThunderclapSasquatch ,

Even worse you forgot people have a dominant eye, itā€™s the one your ā€œbalancedā€ viewpoint chooses as center

some_guy , in Helth

This just made the best argument for how Iā€™m going to plan my diet going forward. Nothing but fries and ice cream from now on. Iā€™ll be a paragon of health.

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Remember, if you can't light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

https://files.catbox.moe/mb1hpr.jpeg

XCraftMC ,

itā€™s not burning, itā€™s soot

puchaczyk ,

Ice cream not melting seems like a small problem considering ice cream in general are full of saturated fat and sugar.

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn't you?

flicker ,

Iā€™ve never seen this before and Iā€™m horrified.

toynbee ,

Supposedly Christian Bale consumed a diet of exclusively pizza and ice cream to get from a Machinist physique to a Batman one, so maybe youā€™re more right than you realized!

moistclump ,

If we want to max processed make sure youā€™re going for ice creams that cannot legally call itself ice cream, ā€œfrozen dessertsā€.

howrar ,

I wouldnā€™t say frozen milk is particularly far into processed territory.

numberfour002 ,

Your sodium, cholesterol, and blood sugar levels will earn gold, silver, and bronze medals for their Olympic-grade high jumps. And thatā€™s how you know itā€™s healthy.

riodoro1 , in This shitpost is preventing shutdown

Holy shit. I just remembered using windows and I think im going to be sick.

SynopsisTantilize ,

At work I use windows, at home I use Linux. They both have their annoyances. Linux more because of availability of apps natively running. And windows more because windows is painful to use as a power user.

ILikeBoobies ,

Windows is harder to use as a casual user

The only thing it really gets right are forced updates but the updates it gives arenā€™t great

Danitos ,

Yeah, I feel like Linux is easier for casual and better for power users, Windows favors people in the middle.

jimrob4 ,

I use Windows, MacOS, and Linux.

At work, windows cause I have to. I hate it.

To tinker with CLI and coding, Linux. I SSH into it from work to check my email with Mutt and browse the web with Lynx.

My computer that I just want to operate and do what itā€™s supposed to? Mac. Thing runs like a Toyota - non-stop and when you need it.

Zetta ,

I also use Linux at home and am forced to use Windows at work. I disagree with Linux being more annoying, Iā€™ve fully embraced the mindset that open source/Linux supported software is the only software that exists and I havenā€™t had any issues since I switched years ago.

Of course if you really really need some specific software for some niche that doesnā€™t have a perfect open source equivalent thatā€™s a harder pill to swallow for some.

Iā€™m much happier on Linux, my windows work PC is nothing but a pain to use.

AnarchistArtificer ,

Iā€™m still a relative noob with Linux and I find stuff ā€œbreaksā€ more on Linux (ā€˜breaksā€™ as in does something I donā€™t want it to), nursing and it can take me a while to fix those things because Iā€™m still learning. It takes a while in part because I want to actually understand whatā€™s going wrong (and how to fix it), rather than just doing the thing.

With Windows, when itā€™s doing something I donā€™t want it to, itā€™s usually a much more straightforward troubleshooting process because often, itā€™s a problem I canā€™t solve. The stuff I can change is quicker because I have more experience with Windows, but overall, the experience is much more frustrating because of all the stuff I need to tolerate. It makes it feel like my computer isnā€™t my own.

Zetta ,

Fair, definitely a learning curve and I can definitely sympathize with trying to fix things in Linux, I have had my fair share of why is that doing that, I just find that more tolerable than windows lol.

SynopsisTantilize ,

Yes of course! And we always have Wine. I had a situation yesterday where I needed to remove some triangles (millions needed to be removed) from an STL file and there is a native app for window. On wine Linux it runs super slow. Butā€¦I donā€™t have a windows machine right now. So I had to buckle up for slow rendering of my triangles lol

vrighter ,

systemd-shutdown[1]: Waiting for process: ā€¦

riodoro1 ,

I shutdown once in a blue moon and even then donā€™t see this message often.

I_like_cats ,

Just donā€™t use systemd. Use Void Linux and Runit

MonkderVierte , (edited )

Artix-dinit for me and still waiting for Alpine to switch to s6 for server.

Btw, why is it that there are lots of rolling release but no stable release distros with Dinit/S6/Runit? Thereā€™s Devuan but they do their own weird mix of Runit and SysV. Not like they are brand new, all except Dinit have 10 years+.

I_like_cats ,

Void calls itself a stable rolling release and I must say I find it pretty stable

MonkderVierte ,

Yeah, trying Void as server currently.

ArcaneSlime ,

shutdown && exit

KDE: Broadcast message from user@hostname on pts/1 (Date and Time): The system will shutdown in 60 seconds.

nexussapphire ,

Just yank the power cable. If it gets corrupted just blame windows and switch to symbian os.

ArcaneSlime ,

Instructions unclear, battery power activated.

nexussapphire ,
grandkaiser , in Break science with this one weird trick

Firefighters hate this one easy trick!

BarrelAgedBoredom , in Night shift sucks

-Day shift:

Too many people

Higher expectations

Absolute slog

Managers breathing down your neck

-Night shift:

Broad discretion and autonomy

More free time

Quiet

No managers

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Youā€™re forgetting the liquid shits that come with night shift.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Itā€™s funny you mention that. Iā€™m dealing with the squirts as I write this comment lol. Not sure if itā€™s the nightshift, the pulled pork I had for dinner, or my second cup of coffee causing this. Probably a bit of all three

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

God speed, man.

MeThisGuy ,

who does #2 work for?

Bakkoda ,

My stomach is gurgling already thinking about 12 hour shifts.

Fosheze ,

Exactly. Also everyoneā€™s so fucking uptight on day shifts. On nightswe can have radio banter and when somethings fucked I can conver that as creatively as I want. Theres no meetings on the off shifts, I just get to show up and do my job without bullshitting to management about how Iā€™m doing my job. On off shifts as long as shit gets done noone seems to give a damn about how it gets done.

setsneedtofeed , in Not cool.
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar
Nelots ,

But how am I supposed to get the joke without irrelevant parts being underlined for me?

threelonmusketeers ,
Quill7513 , in Superheroes

Its always been about waking the people up. First it was showing the people an ideal version of themselves. Then it was about showing the people a version of themselves who had quibbles but never gave up. Then it was about showing the people the kinds of monster people can become when their moral character was neglected. Now? Its about showing the people theyā€™re seen. Showing them we understand each other and can have solidarity.

Comics arenā€™t just woke. They havenā€™t just always been woke. Theyā€™re an alarm clock ticking down to our collective awakening

ByteOnBikes , in Uh oh

87% upvotes on this post.

So wait the down voting 13% beat their spouse or something?

SuperSaiyanSwag ,

Downvoting in general confuses me so often. There are times where a simple stated a fact, not even something controversial, will be downvoted. Iā€™m like, who goes around just downvoting at random? The most recent one I recall is someone saying that everyone comes back to life in fighting games and I pointed out that Kliff from Guilty Gear never came back and I got downvoted for that. Like what??? I was hoping to get some replies and have a decent conversation there, but my comment got hidden due to the downvotes.

Shark03 ,

Could be accidental down votes. I mean half the upvotes I give are an accidental tap lol.

LordKitsuna ,

I accidentally tapped yours while trying to scroll down and a raindrop hit the screen! Iā€™mma leave it tho because so true

howrar ,

I rarely downvote, yet I keep seeing posts and comments marked as downvoted by my account. Seems itā€™s just very easy to fatfinger it and not notice.

P00ptart ,

On my app I have to hold on the comment to reply or downvote. I can upvote easily but downvoting canā€™t really be unintentional.

ILikeBoobies ,

Idk about lemmy but on Reddit up/down are for relevance not whether you like something

BruceTwarzen ,

Itā€™s a shit ass joke, but i HAVE to upvote it, because iā€™m against violence at home. What a normal take.

taiyang , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

Ah, yes, Netherlanders are indeed 4x taller than Indonesians, but at least the Indonesians get better saving throws from their size.

Scrappy ,

Dont forget theyre naturally Lucky aswell!

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Kenyans arenā€™t on there, but I have to assume theyā€™re pretty big given the 60ā€™ move speed.

Maggoty ,

Theyā€™re actually in the middle but their legs are twice as long.

hungryphrog , in A story in two parts

ā€œwe buy scrap metalā€ would have been better

vistencluse , in A legend has left us

I donā€™t know if itā€™s just because itā€™s cropped but I love how the context doesnā€™t even clarify that he isnā€™t actually dead lol

Schmuppes ,

Thatā€™s the joke.

slurpeesoforion ,

Heā€™s not physically dead.

Honytawk ,

I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.

To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

blanketswithsmallpox , in Eat it

Depends on if youā€™re a Chinese balloonā€¦ in which caseā€¦ have fun eating AIM-9X Sidewinder missiles fired from a U.S. Air Force F-22 Raptor lol.

en.wikipedia.org/ā€¦/2023_Chinese_balloon_incident

www.faa.gov/aircraft/air_cert/ā€¦/balloons

MrWafflesNBacon ,

Canā€™t believe it was a year ago

WhatsHerBucket ,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar
Noodle07 ,

Those are deadly, you donā€™t want to pop them

ArmokGoB ,

Launch hundreds of dummy balloons to waste tens of millions of dollars of the USAFā€™s money.

pancakes , in Man of Hard Principles
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hitting on a married man smh šŸ˜”

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