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crystalmerchant , in You Are

Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers

Mango , in 🎵that's life🎵
OneWomanCreamTeam ,
Mango ,

👌

Shieldtoad , in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
SonnyVabitch ,

Saved to favourites, did you?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Saved the turd for later, too

TseseJuer ,

it’s the circleeee of lifeee

PRUSSIA_x86 ,

as one does

Che_Donkey ,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Amazing, and you kept it in your photos until just the right time.

Future archeologists are going to have a field day with all our leftover photos.

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

It makes you wonder what else is on the camera roll and which shitposts will unlock its secrets.

unreasonabro , in The opposite of a stork.

All Hail Abortion Eagle! Truly a sign of freedom.

catfish ,

Am I the only one that sees a crow?

catfish ,

raven?

rickyrigatoni ,

It’s clearly a dingo.

ArmokGoB ,

Chupathingy

jaybone ,

A crowbar? That’s a coat hanger.

TheRealKuni ,

Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.”

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

If you’re saying “crow family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people “call the black ones crows?” Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that’s not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t.

It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

cashews_best_nut ,

I wonder what Unidan is upto these days?

Imgonnatrythis , in Carrot

Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.

Mr_Fish ,

Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Jimmyeatsausage ,

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.

ReginaPhalange ,

YOU LIED TO ME

tias ,

“Carrot”

jimmycrackcrack ,

Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone

Rolando , in well grounded

"Dear Suzie. I swear I’m not cheating, if I am may God strike me de

Caboose12000 , in Be mindful of allergies lads

it originally said nuts, didn’t it
that’s a femboy, isn’t it

dessimbelackis ,

The only female m&m was green sooooo

Honytawk ,

Nah, pretty sure it is a drawing.

So it can be whatever you want it to be.

Kusimulkku ,

What the fuck how come someone drew my absent father in their comic?!?

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, your dad’s hot dude.

Honytawk ,

He’s back from buying that packet of M&M’s

GrayBackgroundMusic ,
Caboose12000 ,

the followup comics were way more wholesome than I expected, thanks for the source!

richardisaguy ,
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world avatar

Wholesome and gay is my favourite combination of content

Siegfried ,

Im not sure if richard is a guy anymore

Kolanaki , in Love is blind
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I find it really weird that the best possible outcome for this seems to be just letting her take her zombie husband home. Like… Just accept he’s dead and move on, lady.

LuckyBoy ,

You need to continue de quest in act 3

Nutteman ,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

No, she made her choice. Also I fucked a bear, and later an Illythid so she has to fuck the zombie it’s only fair.

gac11 , in A time-honored tradition

I’m too cheap to throw it out. So my role in the house is to eat all the leftovers before they go bad

ArmoredThirteen ,

A few years ago I had a roommate who just did not give a fuck about food never found enjoyment in it. All the leftovers went to him he’d vacuum up anything completely neutrally. I miss him

fossphi ,

It’s me, I’m that roommate.

Well to be honest, I do enjoy and appreciate tasty food. But I don’t mind eating plain bland food (as long as it isn’t disgusting). I don’t really have a high bar. If it’s edible, in it goes

ArmoredThirteen ,

You wouldn’t happen to live in the Seattle area and have a roommate opening in like a year would you?

Agent641 , (edited )

Same. My folks never eat leftovers. I patrol the fridge each day and assemble a cast of weird and wonderful characters to have for lunch at work.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

The joys of having children eventually. Leftovers are just meal prep for lunch the next day!

Establishing a leftovers night is the way to go though.

Scavenger_Solardaddy ,

My friends call me “the city council”. Whenever we go eat at restaurants, my job is to clean out everyone’s leftovers. I love it

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug , in Literally a virus

Dude so many of you are just fucking incapable of seeing it as a joke, it’s supposed to make you chuckle, not go “well actshually”. This isn’t a legitimate argument, this isn’t something scientific article, just fucking chuckle or don’t, ffs

Poxlox ,

Well Ackshualllyy it’s spelled ackchewallheee

lugal ,

Thanks for clarificiticashin

AtmaJnana ,

just fucking chuckle or don’t

Then…what would be the point of the comment section? People know it’s a mediocre joke, so there’s really not much else to discuss. Without the discussion, why even visit Lemmy at all? I dont get why you would be sour about people drawing inferences and discussing them. You saw the joke and apparently you don’t think there’s anything else to discuss. Okay. So why are you even here?

Coasting0942 ,

You don’t get to point out flaws in human superiority then hide behind “just a joke bro”.

Take your xenophilic ass on the next rocket ship up, species traitor!

Terra Eterna!

MotoAsh , in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

What? Weren’t older millenials in their 20’s when Blue’s Clue’s ended?

WorkIsSlow ,

And they were devastated by it.

residentmarchant ,

And re-devestated (in an emotional way) when he told us he was proud of us!

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.

ericisshort ,

I’m a millennial but too old to have ever watched Blue’s Clues, so I couldn’t give two shits when Steve left.

Also, it’s hilarious that this meme completely ignores Gen X.

uid0gid0 ,

Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

HRDS_654 ,

Not like this.

lobut , (edited )

I’m an older millenial that identifies closer to Gen X. I think mine would be … Will Smith crying to Uncle Phil about his dad on Fresh Prince? That was pretty iconic. Wasn’t a good bye or finale one though.

Seinfeld finale was kinda bleh. I skipped Roseanne, Friends and Frazier’s finales to be honest and the fact no one references them never made me catch up. The Simpsons seemingly won’t die. I’d say Futurama but like, it keeps coming back with declining quality. I guess I can’t choose?

What would yours be?

ericisshort ,

Steve wasn’t the finale of Blue’s Clues, so I don’t think it has to be a series finale. For me in the 90s, I can’t think of any tv shows that made me cry, but i can think of quite a few movies. Over all, My Girl is probably the only one that completely destroyed me emotionally.

smort ,
@smort@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe the Cheers finale, in 1993

lobut ,

Two main things I remember about that finale. Cliff ending the conversation on shoes because their topic was about shoewear. Lastly, Sam saying to the incoming patron: “we’re closed”.

I loved Cheers.

root_beer ,

I fell off from Friends and Frasier years before they ended, partially because I didn’t have time to watch tv at that point, but for Friends it was also because I just didn’t care anymore. Not sure whether I can really say I was representative of the Xennial demographic though. The finale of Roseanne, on the other hand, was the groaner of a punchline to the hack comedian’s joke that the final season was, so it certainly wasn’t iconic either.

That scene from Fresh Prince that you picked is a great one. I made another comment suggesting Atreyu trying to save Artax, and I suppose I should add the super dark finale of Dinosaurs. Otherwise I can’t think of much else; so many of the iconic characters I grew up watching wore out their welcomes because tv execs in the ‘90s somehow figured out how to suffocate the lightning they caught in a bottle.

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was well into middle school when blues clues came out and graduated highschool when it ended.

ericisshort ,

Same. Are you from 82, 83, or 84?

Corkyskog ,

Gen what? Don’t invoke the wrath.

Chev ,

How do you know that his name is Steve if you never watched it?

ericisshort ,

He’s been a meme for over 20 years, and I’m a member of society.

Rootiest , in IT support work be like
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SecretSauces ,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

Funnily enough, i think this might actually work to a degree

pifox ,

Just make sure your on one side of the room.

Aceticon , in IT support work be like

I highly recommend the original Bastard Operator From Hell stories, for those who read this comic and just nod yes with their heads and mentally go “Yeah, that’s how it is”.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

Damn, I haven’t been reminded of BOFH in a while. Those are due for another read through, along with maybe the Jargon Files too.

JoeyHarrington ,

And for the other side of it, the chronicles of George

purpleprophy ,

Woah, that’s a blast from the past. I’ll be havening a re-read tonight.

TexasDrunk ,

BOFH is still semi-regularly updated over at El Reg. It’s not the same (way different from the Striped Irregular Bucket days), but it’s still enjoyable.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I still have fond memories of the episode where his excuse calendar comes up “solar flares” and he proceeds to explain to people how their devices aren’t working because magnetic interference from the sun is moving the bits on the hard drive around.

alienanimals , in *Sniff*
ryan , in A lesson in Input Validation

"client side validation is fine, nobody's gonna open up the dev console"

bdonvr ,

Bold of you to assume they even thought about it

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