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Harpsist , in The Peasant Life

about to make comment - checks sub-lemmy

Phew I almost said something serious on a silly sub.

JJROKCZ , in Don't forget to tip your gas station

Please tell me this is photoshopped and these fuckers aren’t seriously asking for tips at self service stations…

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Yeah haha definitely fake, these pumps don't have touch screens so this interface wouldn't work on them. Choices have to be aligned with the 4 buttons on the left and right. Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

Rolando ,

Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

Not always.

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, very angrily discovered this the other day while filling up my bike. Ear plugs go right back in, in spite of needing the break.

WarmSoda ,

Yeah I’ve never gotten any of the buttons to do it.
Internet wives tale.

Kuro ,

Strange, it’s worked at every pump I’ve tried

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Yeah same with me. Circle K is the only place around here whose pumps play ads though, so maybe it's just their machines it works on. Someone even scrawled "<- mute" in permanent marker next to the button on all their pumps.

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

It for sure works at every Circle K I've been to, at least.

harrim4n ,

I’m sorry, did you just say “mute the ads”? Damn, america really is in the terminal stages of late stage capitalism

Frozengyro ,

Yes they are loud and obnoxious to get attention too.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hey, don’t be so cruel. These machines are paid below minimum wage, and if you don’t tip, they won’t be able to pay their rent and student loans.

Rolando ,

they won’t be able to pay their rent and student loans.

You mean their software subscriptions and cloud storage fees.

moistclump ,

Yeh. Rent and student loans.

dangblingus ,

Do real servers not deserve to pay their rent/student loans?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

No

Starve

postmateDumbass ,

Those night classes to move up from soda dispenser to gas pump will pay off eventually.

krakenx ,

That touchscreen plays ads loudly as well.

magmaus3 , in Ok Lemmy Rorschach test time. Tell me what you see.
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

a Rorschach test

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

You are likely an extremely uncreative person possibly suffering from a defieit in your right brain.

magmaus3 ,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

suffering

that’s correct

postmateDumbass ,

Soneone is crying over spilled ink

Ddhuud , in Feel old yet?

That would make today 2057. Damn! I overslept!

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Wish I could oversleep that much and not age.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Rip Van Winkle moment.

PsychedSy ,

Wake me up when we get to interstellar travel.

PatFussy , in D Schrute

This is photoshop right? They definitely swapped Dwight’s face with a Nicki Minaj

thorbot ,

I think it’s a plastic doll

WarmSoda ,

Well yeah. But how did they get together for this?

thorbot ,

the usual way, he sends a dick pic of someone else’s dick, she send a clit pic of her plastic wingdoodle, and much public snoo snoo is made

_dev_null ,
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*pubic snoo snoo

Xirup ,
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Nicki Minaj? I though he was Linus Torvalds.

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

just don't doubt the beets

Rolando ,

Obviously it’s not Dwight. Look at his watch. It’s not a Casio CA-53W-1CR with 8-digit calculator.

Kase , in Redditor when women

Does… does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j

neeeeDanke ,

yay, we replaced it with more ?masculinormativity? :D.

MasterNerd ,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

The ancient greeks are proud

kryptonianCodeMonkey , in well duh.

A two party system is an inescapable consequence of the plurality voting system (aka first-past-the-post voting) which is the system used by nearly all states and districts in the US, and much of the rest of the world. To fix the two party problem, the first step is to change the voting system. There are a number of alternative voting systems, each with their own pros and cons and situational uses. For legislative bodies, boards, or any other elected committee, I’m partial to proportional voting. And for single seat elections, I think approval voting is the ideal.

The thing that makes approval voting and other single seat voting systems better than plurality is that you vote for everyone you like. The way that that vote is cast and counted differs between systems. But in all cases, the benefit, ideally, is when 3 or more candidates exist for a seat, it prevents the least popular candidate from winning just because the other more popular candidates split the opposing voters. If you vote for each candidate you like, the candidates are never splitting the votes. The funny thing to me about most of these other fairer voting systems is that, while they are susceptible to a sort of spoiler effect from overly strategic or cynical voters who will simply only support one candidate, the result of that is just plurality voting, which we already have now. In other words, our current system is the worst case scenario for other, better, voting systems.

Some good videos on these systems…

CGP Grey video series: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLej2SlXPEd37YwwEY7mm0W…

Primer video: youtu.be/yhO6jfHPFQU?si=IZNs8AAp3Xlif23X

byroon ,

plurality voting system (aka first-past-the-post voting) which is the system used by… much of the rest of the world

Is this accurate? My understanding is that at least in Europe, it is only the UK and Belarus that use first-past-the-post; everywhere else uses some form of proportional voting.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

It’s not the majority of the world, but there are a few dozen countries that primarily use FPTP. It’s used in North America, Europe, Africa, South Asia, the Middle East and a bunch of Pacific island nations. Belarus and the UK appear to be the only European nations to do so though, yes.

Here’s a map of the counties that primarily use FPTP: en.m.wikipedia.org/…/First-past-the-post_voting#/…

Also proportional voting is only used for groups of elected seats, not single winner elections.

jarfil ,

Some more countries use FPTP to decide part of their representatives, just not for all of them.

Then again, some countries are also democratic monarchies, with different heir picking rules.

Sotuanduso ,

Great! Now any idea what we can do to make this a reality?

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

State election reforms to ranked choice voting have already started some places. Alaska, Hawaii and Maine all use it for some state elections. Some other states use it in some local jurisdictions. Of course, several backwards states have outlawed Ranked Choice altogether. Once it’s used widely enough and been demonstrated to work well, that makes it easier to get it on a ballot at the federal level.

What can you do personally? Advocate for it where relevant, contact your representatives and let them know it’s important to you, and vote for it if given the chance.

tabular ,
@tabular@lemmy.world avatar

The solution to single seat elections is… more seats 😛

mechoman444 , in Think anyone would notice?

I live in Georgia USA I’ve been to FL way too many times Europe doesn’t deserve this.

RGB3x3 ,

It’s amazing how quickly it turns to shit on I-75 S when you cross the border. You can just feel the nastiness.

mechoman444 ,

Meth production triples in Europe in just weeks of Florida’s arrival!

atyaz , (edited ) in lemmy.ml

Me looking at all the genocide denying ethnostate apologists on lemmy 😥

JohnDClay ,

Blocking hexbear helps.

awwwyissss ,

And Lemmygrad AND Lemmy.ml

Ilovethebomb ,

Eh? Those guys are all in on Palestine.

Gordon , in Enjoy. (I promise he's actually there somewhere)
6daemonbag ,

That was surprisingly easy to find. Less than 5 seconds, and I’m easily stumped by these kinds of things. One of the beans looks like it has a toothy smile just up and to the left of him and I zeroed in on that first.

goa_mpu , in Milk
@goa_mpu@feddit.de avatar

Imagine your job being to shop for richer people and have to write them because of something like that. What a time to be alive.

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

DoorDash is a scam and should be shut down

CosmicDetour ,

What did I miss?

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

It’s the same problem as all the other ride share companies. They don’t pay their drivers enough and they massively over charge customers. Drivers get no benefits and have to use their own cars while DoorDash makes a fortune. It’s disgusting greed and it doesn’t help restaurants either

hoch ,

Yea, but it helps me eat a cheesy gordita crunch when I’m drunk at 1am

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Over charge how?

I know a few things could be pennies more expensive on the items in store. They often lack deals found on Native apps.

it’s usually cheaper to buy on doordash here than from the restaurants own app. I did get 3 years free DoorDash plus or what ever from Amazon Prime though, I likely won’t renew the subscription.

The only rip off is suggesting a 5 dollar tip on a 20 dollar order. Always tip $0.

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Bruh you’re fuckin trolling

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

No.

The prices for Pizza Delight are the same on thier app and on Door Dash.

Pizza Delight has a 7.99 delivery fee here.

Door Dash has no delivery fee but a Service charge of 2.5%.

Door dash is the clear winner.

The only place I seen with larger mark ups on in store items is Loblaws. That’s what the frequent 50% and 25% coupons are for though.

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

You’re just a troll lying online to defend an extremely exploitative company

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Cooe.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Cope

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Cope with what? You okay, buddy?

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Cope.

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

You seem to be coping pretty hard yourself there, sweetie. Do you need a hug?

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

I never turn down a hug, you offering?

Sneptaur OP ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Virtual hugs so your day goes better

dingus ,

it’s usually cheaper to buy on doordash here than from the restaurants own app.

What the hell kind of bizarre place do you live in?

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Newfoundland where restaurants want to charge a 7 dollar delivery fee for a 5 minute drive.

dingus ,

They do that elsewhere as well.

The problem is that apps like Doordash also increase the price of each item individually. So if you order from the restaurant itself, the sandwich might be $10 and fries might be $3. But if you order from Doordash, the sandwich will be $12 and the fries will be $4, then they have delivery fees, AND have all of these other extra mystery fees and then paying the delivery driver on top of that.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Door Dash here has free deliver over 15 bucks at all places but one. The service fee isn’t mystery. It’s 2.5%.

Like I said above. Only one local near me have different prices on Door Dash and in store. FYI the restaurants/stores set those prices.

dingus ,

Our fees will change depending on the date and time of day.

And as I said, there are hidden fees too, not just service and delivery fees. Each menu item will have a hidden increased cost. I noticed this once when I compared the line items to a bill I had in the restaurant versus my Doordash bill. They increased the price of every single item on the menu and the app doesn’t tell you that they do this.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

As I have already said, SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY, there is no price difference between items on Door Dash and instore/restaurant except for the Loblaws grocery store.

These prices are set by the buisness and not Door Dash so your locale may differ but it’s not an issue with Door Dash but the individual vendors.

Another local pizza place is on Door Dash and it is ~1 dollar cheaper per item and free delivery, however you cannot choose your own toppings from thier Door Dash store.

Subway is on there. The prices for everything I get are the same price. Double meat is $4.00 on both apps, extra cheese is $2.00 on both apps.

McDonalds has the same price on their app and on Door Dash for everything I regularly order. Door Dash offers free delivery and has smaller fees.

dingus ,

Jesus, dude. Don’t blow a fucking gasket. For hundreds of millions of DorrDash customers, this isn’t the way it works. For example, the combo meal for a burger at my local McDonalds is $10.49 in the McDonald’s app, but $12.43 in the DoorDash app BEFORE you add any of the non-hidden fees.

I’m glad that DoorDash is cheaper for you, but it doesn’t work that way for 99% of their customer base. You are an unusual exception.

Pregnenolone ,

DoorDash were listing restaurants without their permission on the app. So a bunch of restaurants would either get orders they couldn’t fulfill, or DoorDash would just tell customers not to order there because they were unavailable, despite not being given permission to list them in the first place.

DoorDash is a brutally scummy company. Genuinely one of the worst service economy companies going around.

Honytawk ,

I think Uber that exploits their workers about the same, while also racing to get autonomous driving available no matter how many accidents happen to be quite a bit scummier.

Excrubulent , in How they got their names
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

This means we can extrapolate the location of Izeland.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

After that there’s Jaeland.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

So you’re saying any word in the latin alphabet can be projected onto this map. The fabled land of Icecream is on this very map. We could do so much with this technology.

Track_Shovel , in So I'm thinking about starting a new project

I hate that I get this meme

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

So do I buddy… So do I

x4740N , (edited ) in Bye biiiittttchhhh
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Is this ai generated ? or is it just poorly photoshoped because there’s a lot of texture detail missing from the image

Edit: it also looks like someone told it to make Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and it created a Asian-European version of her because the face seems to similar

jedi_hamster ,

100% AI

AmbleHamble ,

Yeah, I thought it was just over smooth, but fuuuck.

Look at 1st girls teeth in 1st pic. They get bigger from left to right, despite the camera angle. 3rd pic, normal size. Also. See the glasses bridge between 1&3, changes shape, weorrd spot in eye on 3

netburnr ,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Look at the top right image. She has like 7 fingers

jameskirk ,
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I thought it was too smooth and the rearview mirror on the third image proved it. What are you doing there??? 😂

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t even notice that, it’s lie my mind intentionally ignored it because it was wrong

CoolMatt ,

In the 2nd panel, her hand has 5 knuckles

herrvogel ,

Her glasses change between panels

lugal , in This is the way

The last one is plain cheating

Cheems ,
@Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I get 8 hours of sleep almost every night. I can tell you I don’t feel well rested any day

newIdentity ,

I get between 7-12h a day. I still don’t feel restet.

IndefiniteBen ,

Consistency and quality of sleep are also important factors, but so is your diet and the times you eat.

Feeling well rested after a night of sleep requires much more than “8 hours sleep”.

newIdentity ,

I sometimes have the feeling that I’m only getting REM sleep.

Of cause that can’t be true, but I don’t think it’s thaaaat far off.

Kase ,

Just curious, what makes you think you’re only getting REM?

Speaking as someone dxed with narcolepsy, a sleep disorder where you get a disproportionate amount of REM. There are a lot of conditions–sleep disorders and otherwise–that can cause excessive sleeping and daytime fatigue.

Not to say that it isn’t sometimes just a matter of sleep habits or consistency, but my advice is that it can’t hurt to speak with a doctor about your symptoms if you have the chance. :)

newIdentity , (edited )

Well it can also be the case that I just have a very good dream memory, but I noticed that I can relatively easaly drift into a dream while being aware of my environment even when I was fully awake before. Not always though.

I also can remember having 4-10 dreams in a night. Of cause we don’t only dream in the REM sleep so it’s kinda hard to keep track of how much I actually sleep.

I probably just have a pretty good dream memory and have a very light sleep

Sweetpeaches69 ,

We’re the cool kids.

Cheems ,
@Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, I am hip…

Alteon ,

Do you snore?

Cheems ,
@Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Depends, I have allergies and during peak allergy times for me I usually get very congested. So during the yes, I found something this season that help clear my sinuses really well and ended up getting some pretty good sleep. And then other factors of course, such as if I’ve drank or yadda yadda

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