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BenVimes , in This wasn't meant to happen!

My personal pet peeve is when they play an ad before giving you the menu options.

First, wait thirty seconds for them to tell me how great their mobile app is. Then listen to the options, pick one, find out I picked the wrong one, and have to go back up one level. Now I have to listen to the ad again before I can hear the options.

I don’t care how proud you are of your app, I wouldn’t be calling you if I could solve my problem with it.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t had that one yet, but I’d be hitting 0 like no tomorrow and if it didn’t work once, I’d keep doing it just to drown out the ad.

thepianistfroggollum ,

Also try screaming obscenities at it. Some voice controlled IVRs are programmed to route angry customers through faster.

Fantomas , in is he happy?

I once caught sisyphus and let me tell you it itched like hell and I was most certainly not happy.

Camus doesn’t know what he’s on about. Chain smoking lil virgin.

funnystuff97 ,

You gotta learn to read buddy, it says “sisyphus”, you know, that piece of paper you get on the first day of class.

CarlsIII ,

You gotta learn to read buddy, it says “sisyphus”, you know, that Carvel ice cream treat.

Tangent5280 ,

Gotta say these threads are a lot harder to follow without the part that goes “No, that’s Syphilis. What you’re…”

CarlsIII ,

It’s like pro wrestling. When you switch companies, you keep doing the same thing but you gotta word it differently.

1984 , in Reddit is a shithole
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Reddit teaches you to not argue with people more than absolutely necessary. It’s a waste of time. Just stop responding to them if you don’t want to talk.

kameecoding ,

no it doesn’t

Defcon08 ,

Yes it does

Sarcastik ,

Nuh uh

Ew0 ,

En garde!

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I paid for an argument, this is just contradiction!

steakmeout ,

No it isn’t.

spez ,
roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Sus username

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This is just generally true of the internet as a whole

FARTYSHARTBLAST , in 2 Fiscally Responsible 2 Be Furious
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Vin Diesel Electric

zurohki ,

I sometimes wonder how today’s media is going to be seen in 10-20 years, when EVs are much faster and cheaper than gas cars so they’ve completely taken over.

“Mommy, why do the cars on TV all make fart sounds?”

The_Hideous_Orgalorg ,

Electric cars are an attempt to save the automotive industry, not the planet. Demand public mass transportation and walkable cities instead.

doingthestuff ,

What do you do with rural location where people already live?

Mouette ,

There’s a vicious circle where the less public service you’ll set in a rural areas the more people will move away from it. If you want people to moove back from dense to rural areas you got to give them some decent services.

Corkyskog ,

You can also have bus services to train stations. The busses would just need to be less frequent, so you would need to plan your travel further ahead of time. There is no reason we can’t service most of America with some public transport options.

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

hoersy?

nogrub ,

yeah at some point we will have to get rid of cars and i’m saying this as a car guy because they are just terribly inefficient

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !micromobility

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Electric cars will still be making fart sounds in 10-20 years. They already sell cars that generate artificial engine noise and play it through speakers.

AngryCommieKender ,

And yet the electric Mustang is totally silent. I’m still not sure how to feel about that, or the fact that someone decided that a muscle car should have an electric version

There’s also an EV Corvette…

neuracnu , in incredible
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pretty much everyone in this thread needs to go read Ryan North’s book “How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler”.

www.amazon.com/…/0735220158/

Or, if you don’t have time, just print this out and keep it with you at all times:

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/8829767d-a241-47c2-a0ac-86979f9944c0.jpeg

llii ,

I don’t know if this helps. It’s enough to know you’re fucked.

30isthenew29 ,

I find this to be brilliant.

sumofchemicals ,

I’ve been meaning to buy this! Does he have a section on how to handle no one speaking your language?

howsetheraven ,

“Wrap some copper wire around a core”

Mr. Stegosaurus, please point out the nearest refinery so I can grab some copper wire.

marmo7ade ,

I love this chart. Because pasteurization is a result of capitalism, not food safety. The EU doesn’t pasteurize their eggs because their chickens are vaccinated against salmonella. The USA does not vaccinate their chickens because it would hurt Big Agriculture and all their egg pasteurizing factories.

We have to pasteurize milk because of the awful conditions of factory farming - where disease is rampant. Again, this is a result of capitalism. And again, you can see drastic difference in the products in the EU vs the USA. Some EU cheeses are required, by law, to use raw milk. It’s safe there.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

My biggest issue with this is the flight part - it’s a counterintuitive explanation that doesn’t really explain how to make the flight work. It’s not technically wrong, and if you trace that cross-section you will get a working aerofoil. However, you can’t make the Wright Flyer on that explanation, or in fact any of the early aeroplanes that were constructed with simple fabric stretched between wooden frames.

A far more useful and intuitive explanation is that planes fly by flow-turning, basically the interaction between the aerofoil and the air turns the air in one direction, which pushes the aerofoil in the other. This also means the air below will end up slower than the air on top, which will create a pressure differential. Either of these methods can completely describe how flight works.

Also, a plane isn’t just two aerofoils attached to a central body. Early planes were at least biplanes, and you need horizontal and vertical stabilisers to have full control. You need flaps that give you pitch, yaw and roll, and you need the centre-of-mass - the point where it balances - to be in front of the centre of pressure. That means you need the stabilisers to be at the back to keep the plane stable like a dart.

This isn’t just a “well akshually”, although it sort of is. If you tried to follow the advice as-written and didn’t know this, there’s a good chance you’d end up on the long list of people killed by their own inventions. Actually, I suspect most of these explanations give you just enough information to kill yourself but not really enough to actually make any of them work from first principles.

JoMiran , in Anon meets a girl
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I want to believe.

undeffeined ,

Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

jayrhacker ,
@jayrhacker@kbin.social avatar

Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

Iron_Lynx ,

Great stories don’t have to be real to be enjoyed.

kyle ,

A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved’s D cups? It’s a nice fantasy he’s made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

alertsleeper ,

I choose to believe

StoneyDcrew , in Room temperature IQ

Uses °C: what an idiot haha

Still uses °C but adds 273 to it: wow he must be some kind of genius.

Dasnap ,
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  • PXoYV1wbDJwtz5vf ,

    When it is cold enough, -40, they snuggle together for warmth.

    flucksy_bango ,

    Awww

    ReCursing ,
    @ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

    It's not what they use, it;s what there IQ is

    preciouspupp ,

    So you are the Celsius kind of guy.

    VikingHippie ,

    You see, an IQ score of 20 is considered extremely low. A score of 293, on the other hand…

    shadowspirit , in true story

    These were definitely around mid to late 80s maybe even early 90s.

    Source: am old

    mihnt ,
    @mihnt@kbin.social avatar

    I'm probably aroundish your age and I too remember them.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank you. I was born in '77 and remember these through my teenage years.

    They probably got rid of them because buying straight plastic stirrers is cheaper than custom making them or something like that.

    Potato_in_my_anus , in Always

    I like to carry my potato in other places…

    name_NULL111653 ,

    Username checks out…

    ickplant OP ,
    @ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

    Is it still wrapped in foil though?

    Potato_in_my_anus ,

    I’ve tried but it scratches a little bit…

    HandsomePotatoe ,
    @HandsomePotatoe@lemmy.world avatar

    Bonjour

    SmackemWittadic , (edited )
    @SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

    Were you on reddit? Because I remember seeing your username on Reddit

    Potato_in_my_anus ,

    No, not the same. I’ve been on Reddit for like 17 years with different usernames and I must confess that I did take the username from the Reddit one.

    thebestaquaman , (edited ) in Lemmy.world's servers right now

    One of the beautiful things with the fediverse is that I’ve just created an alt account on another instance, so I can

    1: Reduce the load on lemmy.world servers

    2: use the alt account if lemmy.world is down

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    Idk, I feel too lazy to inform myself of what other instances are about and creating a whole new account for them

    luthis ,

    I’m commenting from lemmy.nz. If you have an account on another instance you can still access everything on lemmy.world

    and with LASIM you can migrate all your subs over with a couple clicks.

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    Isn’t .NZ exclusively about New Zealand? Like, I’m a native Spanish speaker, but I don’t see any lemmy instances in spanish

    luthis ,

    Por cierto hay instances que estan en espanol.

    Posiblemente puedes encontrar algo en ese link?

    lemmyverse.net

    Si no puedes, hay communities en espanol como…

    !memelas

    luthis ,

    y si, .nz es nuevo zelanda. soy kiwi

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    *Nueva

    Spanish is a very gendered language

    luthis ,

    Ah si, lo siento, nuevo zelando :P

    Diprount_Tomato ,
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    AbsolutelyNotABot ,

    That’s is one of major Lemmy flaw IMHO

    They should have separated identification and content. Make a unified id system and then let people host their own communities on the federated level.

    This would have been expecially important as you can’t really move your account among instances, and would have make the registration process also much easier for normal users who just want to use the platform

    luthis ,

    The point of Lemmy is decentralisation. No one thing has ultimate power

    AbsolutelyNotABot ,

    You can make identification decentralized/distributed too

    Just in a different way so that it is unequivocal

    Quill7513 ,

    The only protocols I’ve seen which do this require users to use PGP/GPG keys. Its very definitively not user friendly. I’d rather the Lemmy and KBin devs emphasize their focus on other improvements rather than reinvent how the fediverse, including mastodon, does authentication

    unreachable ,
    @unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

    i read that is one of technical improvement that the bluesky atproto try to implement

    sgtlighttree ,

    and with LASIM you can migrate all your subs over with a couple clicks.

    I’ve been so hesitant about making another account, but this one seem very useful. Thanks for this one!

    SuperSleuth ,

    Read the two sentence long descriptions on join-lemmy.org/instances and use the same username and password if you’re that lazy.

    peopleproblems ,

    sweet

    see I always expected it to be like a “well, first you gotta have a MariaDB or Postgress” then “you’ll need to configure nginx” followed by security gobblygook , and if you want a UI you’ll have to figure that out on your own

    bdonvr ,

    Yeah I mean, if you want to RUN a server

    SuperSleuth ,

    Yeah, it’s pretty simple.

    NewEnglandRedshirt ,
    @NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world avatar

    Or join a specialized instance and create a username that the people in that instance will understand but not the normies. (For the record, yes, this is my lemmy.world account, but my username on startrek.website is much more obscure than this one)

    EmoDuck , in It’s going good so far 🤞🤞

    I felt kinda bad for the people who were here when I joined two months ago. They had their own little community which would get quickly overrun by ex redditors. I wasn’t sure if I was a refugee or a colonizer.

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    If those people want their own isolated communities, those exist elsewhere. You join the fediverse because you expect it to grow and network.

    EmoDuck ,

    I feel like it’s like discovering a hidden place at a lake that’s really beautiful. You can’t really claim it as exclusively your’s but would still very much prefer it if no one else went there, as selfish as that might be

    notnotmike ,
    @notnotmike@programming.dev avatar

    To be fair they could create a server and just not Federate with anyone? Or federate selectively?

    Elderos ,

    This is what beehaw did, it ruffled some feathers but imo they’re probably better for it, considering the goals of the instance.

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Yeah, I actually like this concept. The fediverse has the power to be much larger, but it doesn’t have to be for any group that wants to keep things small.

    I also kind of like how the fediverse has space for just the worst, most bigoted folks to fuck around and find out here. If they run away to rumble or truth social or whatever alternative they’re trying this week, they can stay in their little bubbles and pretend they’re the real popular voices, at least until it inevitably implodes.

    In the fediverse, they can see the federation graphs, they can read the defederation announcements, and they can start to see exactly where they stand in popular opinion. I think that’s got to have an effect on them long term. The paid shills can try to deny reality from their followers, but it’s harder.

    gaybear ,

    would you still love me if I said I was a refugee

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Ya

    meldrik ,

    Being a colonizer or a migrant is up to you 😉

    unphazed ,

    Manifest Netsiny?

    OR3X , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲

    $20 to support a solo dev AND remove ads from his awesome lemmy client? Sweet!

    Hypnoctopus ,
    @Hypnoctopus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Are there any Lemmy apps that actually let you click and highlight a parent comment and then click on a next button to automatically and instantly scroll to the next apparent level comment? RiF (Reddit is fun) had that feature and I can’t believe I’m not seeing it on either connect for Lemmy or that sync app.

    kelseybcool ,

    In sync if you long press on a comment it’ll collapse all children… admittedly it’s different than what you were describing but it’ll have a similar effect. Lmk if you want a screenshot or something.

    pretzelz ,

    And you can toggle it to be single click, not hold because sync likes config options

    sverit ,

    Same in Connect ;)

    forgeddit ,

    You can also hide the clicked (parent) comment too. I don’t personally use it, to keep an overview, but it allows going through comments with much less scrolling.

    Lord_ToRA ,
    @Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar
    Atroxus ,

    Mother of God. Thanks!

    sarcasticsunrise ,

    Yeah, why are some people saying it’s a hundred dollars? I’m still using the free version, but my Google Play page is saying 20 bucks. I don’t know where that extra 80 is coming from

    RaulitoElLobito ,
    @RaulitoElLobito@lemmy.world avatar

    Sync ultra

    Krompus , in Men will never understand
    @Krompus@lemmy.world avatar
    Diabolo96 , in funny because true

    Sms aren’t limited by my availability…you can send them at 4am in the morning so i can ignore them for 2 weeks for no reason. Meanwhile if you call me at 4am I’d still be awake but it’s none of your business why and i wouldn’t answer them anyway so why bother.

    STRIKINGdebate2 , in It'll happen, one of these days
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    Imagine moving to Lemmy just spend most of your time just posting about reddit. There’s a difference between moving on from something and choosing to stay in a perpetual state of outrage over the API decision.

    BeigeAgenda ,
    @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

    At least they are making content on Lemmy.

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