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MinusPi , in Automation

I fucking hate that extraversion is a measured trait 🙄

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I hate that they think bookshelves are an indicator for it

MindTraveller ,

It’s from the OCEAN model of personality, which is currently the most widely accepted model. It’s received less criticism than myers-briggs and astrology.

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
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It’s received less criticism than myers-briggs and astrology.

That’s not a high bar to meat.

MindTraveller ,

Of course it isn’t. Measuring personality is impossible. All personality models are wrong, and they always will be.

MonkderDritte ,

Well, not impossible, but only via long-term exposure possible.

hwW37 ,

is it a high bar to vegetable? i would simply downvote but there is no option

RokAlamSeth ,

Should’ve gotten better genes from your parents then. Too bad you turned out to be the fastest swimmer. We really missed out on the next Einstein and got… you 🤢

Fidel_Cashflow , in Not to mom shame...
@Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml avatar

thinks mind controlling radio waves are a legitimate threat that needs to be protected against

doesn’t take steps to also protect their young children from that danger

classic

Zink ,

Insert that photo of a pregnant lady smoking while talking to the news about how something else is making her concerned for her kids.

jakemehoff11 , in Hee hee
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Decoy321 ,

How’d you get so funky?!?

Sadrockman ,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wonder,did he do the monkey?

letsgo ,

I hope he was wearing a sonky

sangriaferret ,

He’s my favorite honky.

sirico ,
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Only one of these is in the British museum

ObviouslyNotBanana , in How typical
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Imagine driving an automatic and claiming to be a thinker. Am I right, fellow boomers?

Lost_My_Mind ,

Boomers? Thats more like the silent generation…

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, gen X:er

menemen ,
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Nah, it is just Germans (and most of the rest of Europe, I guess).

Better learn how to drive a manual if you ever plan free thinking over here.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed. I am European and made my comment from a European perspective. I forget that the Americans stopped thinking long ago, am I right, fellow European boomers?

IrateAnteater ,

Here’s a thought: do electric cars count as automatic or the most manual cars possible? On the one hand, there’s no clutch or stick shift, but on the other hand, if you want to change gears, you have to disassemble the transmission and change out the gears.

Jolteon ,

Idk, a lot of electric cars are two-speed automatics these days.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Or you buy one of these.

Paddle shifters behind the Genesis GV60’s steering wheel – previously used only for controlling the electric motors’ regenerative braking – allow drivers to change imaginery ‘gears’ (most electric motors have only one gear).

Each simulated gear change is accompanied by a small jolt in the power delivered by the electric motors, and a change in the computer-generated sound the car produces.

atx_aquarian ,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Combine that with the stupid piped-in engine noise (through the sound system) and you can make anyone feel right at home in last century’s technology.

DriftinGrifter ,

makes me wanna double suicide whoever invented this

Swedneck ,
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the adult version of kids putting playing cars on their bikes to sound like motorbikes

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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If it doesn’t change gears it’s not an automatic. It just is.

apocalypticat ,
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depends on what your definition of is is

floquant ,

is is is

bolexforsoup , in Fighting fire with fire

“I’m not locked in here with you…”

Mouselemming , in Why is there no sound?

A kid in our building accidentally freaked out the old lady in the apartment upstairs by trying to quietly use his headphones and instead sending the sound to her TV speakers. Out of context the explosions sounded like construction demolition and she thought the building was coming down.

littletranspunk ,

Don’t give me ideas

Duamerthrax ,

I’m I the only one who thinks it’s odd that it’s easy enough to pair devices that this shit happens by accident?

Excrubulent ,
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Yeah, I got blasted with next door’s music randomly the other day because my sound bar has bluetooth. I use the feature extremely rarely but it doesn’t matter if you’ve selected bluetooth with the remote or not, anybody can connect and switch it away from the wired connection and there’s absolutely no confirmation before it just takes over and floods your senses. God help you if the other person has their phone volume on full.

Natanael ,

Too many devices are set to actively try to connect to anything in pairing mode because normal people can not be taught to press the right device in a list of devices or to press a button to accept…

GhostOfElectricity ,
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Is the inability to follow extremely simple instructions actually the norm these days? The answer may shock you. More at 11.

smeenz ,

So… more on following simple instructions at 9pm, right?

SlothMama ,

Early Bluetooth devices used numeric codes that basically made this impossible to happen.

Duamerthrax ,

I know. I don’t buy new BT often and don’t live close enough to anyone for this to be an issue, but I thought everything had a pairing button that you had to hold for a few seconds at the very least. Even the M3 noise damping headphone I use had a default password of 0000 that you can’t accidentally input. They really made everything for the lowest common denominator.

Natanael ,

Many still do, it’s still there in the protocol. But it’s optional and many devices skip it

JoMiran , in Good morning.
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So what I’m reading is that it’s time for The Golden Friends. The now all single Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe move into an apartment with Rachel’s mom.

db2 ,

Don’t give the stupid studios ideas.

MonkderDritte , in Tacos.

Why be good if there is no hell?

Because morale is a societal and not a religious thing.

Ulvain ,

It seriously feels good to see this written down sometimes. I hate that religion somehow laid claim to morality.

dariusj18 ,

My rebuttal to this is (they usually include murder as the bad thing being done), “Are you telling me fear of hell is the only thing keeping you from murdering me right now? Says a lot more about your morals than mine.”

niktemadur , (edited )

Maybe, just maybe, also because that may have been the way to get some impulsive but simple-minded people to not make a mess for those around them. Didn’t work with everyone, though. If it ever did, with anyone.

Also, it seems shockingly easy to get some people to commit evil acts as they think they are doing good… and that usually comes carrying a lot of religious ideology and/or methodology, curiously enough.

MonkderDritte ,

Yeah, it can be easily influenced. See Stanford prisoner experiment. Religion can be an influence too, but religios people can’t imagine a life without it.

cabron_offsets , in Have you tipped your landlord for Mother's Day?

Online florist cracked me the fugg up wit a default $7 tip, on top of shipping and a “handling fee”.

UraniumBlazer ,

Yea, I never understood those. What tf is a handling fee/ service charges (in restaurants), etc.? There must be SOME explanation for this, or at least SOME scenario where this is a good idea, right?

HootinNHollerin ,

Robbery

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

It’s now the “Pay us more if you want your delivery to survive.”

I was sending flowers to my aunt, and it had a big warning about how tipping goes to the delivery driver, and it could mean the difference between good service and great service.

These fucking flowers were $150, and 20% is $30.

I sucked it up and paid but I’m going to just hire a random person next time to pick flowers from a graveyard at these prices.

eran_morad ,

Huh. I zeroed dat shit out and my mom says the flowers are really nice. Maybe she’s BSing me.

clstrfk ,

Your mom got 3 dandelions and a tulip from the neighbor’s yard and didn’t want to sound like she was complaining lol

eager_eagle ,
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i believe some cultures call it ransom

basxto ,
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In restaurants that should be for preparing tables, cleaning dishes etc instead of including that in food/drink

essell , in Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭

Striker was made of a standard iron osmium alloy, but with a 2% nickel impurity that made them truly special

Kolanaki ,
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“You’re at Striker’s funeral singing about some dead stiff named Danny Boy?!”

TexasDrunk ,

Striker was a lot of things to a lot of people. But, looking back, the number one thing I can say about him is this, and simply this: Striker was my friend.

ettyblatant ,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

…WHAT

hungryphrog ,

I’m expressing my sorrow!

Diabolo96 ,

Dr. jekyll and Ms. Hyde moment.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s what made me me

Sotuanduso , in this picture is 27kb

Can confirm. I pedest, and it’s more useful for me to know how long it will take to get somewhere than how far away that somewhere is. One effects my time of departure, the other is just a fun fact.

Vilian , in Now, if it was a Pixel...

err, people rob to sell not to use, and apple has the most overpriced shit today

SternburgExport ,

try selling a locked iPhone

efstajas ,

Try selling a locked any phone made in the last 5 years or so. They’re pretty much all a brick if you can’t unlock them.

Honytawk ,

Throw them on ebay and just not say they are locked

dingus ,

eBay actually has decent buyer protection policies. You need to sell it somewhere without that like Facebook marketplace

Deconceptualist , in Boring ass planet

Yeah so maybe both Neptune and Uranus look hazy and dull green in visible light. So what?! They’re both entire worlds, significantly larger and vastly different in climate and tilt and composition and weather phenomena than our own, and we’re lucky enough to have seen them up close with probes. They have layered structure that can be seen in other wavelengths (e.g. infrared) and so many mysteries we haven’t yet conceived. Plus a ton of moons each that are weird and fascinating in their own right. They’re not the least bit boring to a curious mind.

stembolts ,

Plus they are gas planets. Fart miners are about to be rich with farts.
Your welcome for this contribution of taste and intellect.

Deconceptualist ,

Honestly it’s the shitpost community so kinda fitting. Too bad your miners won’t find much stinky sulfur after their decade+ journey.

remotelove ,
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Your comment formed a perfect pressure waveform.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/362217b1-a13d-4b23-9f04-4c9f602924ea.jpeg

Deconceptualist ,

A pip and a peep? You flatter me sir/ma’am.

roguetrick ,

Respiratory therapists only think about one thing and it’s disgusting.

EtherealMoon , in So excited for the Cybertruck
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I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It’s like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.

bruhduh ,
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He is edgy boi

WamGams ,

I saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.

some_designer_dude ,

I can at least comprehend someone’s motivation to masturbate.

afraid_of_zombies ,

At least that is a free activity that can be enjoyed by others and very unlikely to end up on social media

CaptDust ,

Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.

prowe45 ,

I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said “It’s shiny” and I said “Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust”.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

covered in rust

The best thing about these “trucks” is that they all will be, eventually.

afraid_of_zombies ,

One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell

Empricorn ,

That’s hilarious, I just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous…

snekerpimp , in All are different movies.

therundownrockDon’t know why they didn’t throw this one in there

Poiar ,

Welcome to the Jungle?

Lupus108 ,

I thought all of them were from welcome to the jungle…

Blackmist ,

Welcome to the Jungle or Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle?

thermal_shock ,

the rundown in USA. top 10 in my book

Decoy321 ,

The Rundown is a freaking solid action comedy! Stifler brings great comedic energy. Walken is an awesome antagonist. Rosario Dawson steals every scene she’s in. All around great time!

Konstant ,

Hair

danc4498 ,

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