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lugal , in So does the keeper eat it?

Afaik most keepers don’t eat the ball because they don’t technically own the goal and therefore the net. It is the owner of the field who can. But it’s the self interest of the keep to keep the game playing so they won’t let the owner eat it.

This is only my impression and might be totally wrong tho

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Capitalist scum not letting keepers eat the net.

lugal ,

Keepers of the world, unite!

You have nothing to lose than some points and all the balls to win

Damage ,

Well, it wouldn’t be fair if the keepers were the only ones allowed to eat them, either… There are 20 other players.

lugal ,

But it’s the keeper who lured the ball in…

hdnsmbt , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.

Dude, don’t bury your uncle of he isn’t dead. That’s extremely impolite!

some_guy ,

This person is wrong. Bury him. Else how will he appreciate his casket?

some_guy , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
NeatNit , in Seems reasonable

is Obvious Plant still active?

atro_city , in To bad we never did give electoral reform a try before The Fall

Which country/region/city is this about?

thurstylark ,

Yes.

Caboose12000 ,

United States/all/all

BluJay320 , in “It’s sick”
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

PhlubbaDubba ,

It was still a distance shoot at that range, and apparently those are actually harder to hit than media marksmanship makes it seem

Zron ,

There’s a lot of armchair snipers all of a sudden who are saying they can hit a few inch group at 100 yards with their eyes closed.

Given lemmy’s demographic, I’m not sure how many of these people have actually held a rifle, let alone tried to shoot it at +100 yards while under a time crunch and stress.

Not saying what the kid did was right, but criticism of his marksmanship isn’t really fair.

PhlubbaDubba ,

They just feel teased by the botched shot is all, they’ll probably shut up about it once Trump inevitably manages to spectacularly blow any sympathy he might have gained over this, as he is often want to do.

Guy’s gonna hit the circuits like a lightning bolt about this, and inevitably he’s gonna say something that puts it right back into everyone’s head what exactly he’s proposing for his second term.

It’s absolutely wild to think about, it’s the first campaign in history where both candidates survive mostly on a strategy of talking as little as humanly possible and under as controlled circumstances as humanly possible.

The way to win is to actively avoid reminding everyone that the candidate you support is one of the candidates, because of just how much the media has poisoned the well that this very obvious outcome is some unforeseen portent of oncoming doom because gasp two first term presidents are seeking the second term.

Like what in fuck were people expecting was gonna happen, a divine intervention? Joe’s literally said that it’d take that much at minimum to convince him to hand the reins even to Kamala, nevermind how Donny would probably spit in the eye of god himself at the suggestion that anyone but him, even a magically created exact copy of him in a younger body, should take over the campaign.

Phoeniqz ,
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But those armchair snipers aren’t actively trying to shoot the US president. I mean if I were to do it I would make sure I won’t get killed for nothing

Mouselemming ,

Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of bullshit-laden hot air emanating from the target.

bleistift2 , in Or meet and cheese

It’s a nice feeling to fill up your shopping cart with sweets, knowing no-one can stop you.

Ensign_Crab , in Have fun with this one

Lucky Charms and pickles? I too remember Fark.

cley_faye , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

I have no experience in this, and I wasn’t there, but it sure does not looks like the kind of bleeding a bullet would do by grazing an ear. It’s probably nothing but it’s worth mentioning, you know. Just mentioning. Not implying anything.

paddirn , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

Voting is just another way for the government to track you. What do you think “Sleepy” Joe is gonna do to you after you vote for our Lord and Savior Donald J Trump on election day? Jack-booted thugs will be at your doorstep dragging your grandma out into the street, raping her, then shooting her right in front of you. They already tried to kill Trump once. Whatever you do, don’t go to the polls on Election day, that’s what They want. They already stole the election that way once before, they’ll do it again. Don’t vote, God will put Donald J Trump in the Whitehouse on Jan 6, 2025. Joe Biden will have a heart attack that day and Kamala Harris will be ruled unfit for office by the Supreme Court (look it up, it’s Article III · § 13 of the US Constitution, they have that ability). At that point, Donald J Trump will be called up by the House of Representatives and will assume the office of President.

Don’t vote, not now, not ever again.

whostosay ,

Please for the love of God advertise this on Facebook if you can afford to do so, we desperately need it. Put the punisher logo with Donald Trump’s stupid fuckin hair behind it. If not you, someone reading this please put this up as an advert in battleground states/counties if you can afford it. America needs this, we need this, I need this.

Steamymoomilk ,
Dufurson , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
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Master Yoda approves

Speculater , in To bad we never did give electoral reform a try before The Fall
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Too*

qjkxbmwvz ,

I always thought “so,” when used to roughly mean “thus,” should be spelled with one “o,” but when used to mean “very,” should use two. It would sort of be analogous to to/too.

And so I went to the park, but it was too hot and soo humid.

TheReturnOfPEB , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.

Saxsquatch is a fav of mine

LodeMike , in Trump Airpods

Wasn’t it his right ear?

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

It was. The right ear would be at full charge because he’s only using the airpod for his ‘good’ ear (the left one).

PumpkinEscobar ,

MAWP - Archer

LodeMike ,

Ohhhhhhhh that’s smarter than what I thought it was - health of ears or something.

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

I thought the battery got shot XD like he was wearing them when it happened

LodeMike ,

Yeah or that

AllNewTypeFace , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
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Maurizio Cattelan, if I’m not mistaken

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