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essell ,

Dexter Morgan.

Just imagine the hugs and him murdering anyone who hurts me.

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Helter Skelter 😮

essell ,

I’m guessing they only ever employ the minimum number of people they need to run things. And changing the minimum wage doesn’t change how many people you need.

Its not like they’re going to say “well with this wage increase we’ll need to get rid of all the excess staff we kept around for no reason”

essell ,

You sound militant, do you own any che gevara products?

essell ,

I got a cat?

What else does that let you imagine I am?

essell ,

Are you suggesting my cat is invisible?

I am totally fine with him being here. Except in the bedroom because he fuses

essell ,

And goinf by that comment you’re looking to recruit me into your club?

essell ,

Oh, who can accurately read someone’s Desires or intentions from a single comment without embarrassing themselves by making massive assumptions?

essell ,

Via the methodology of snuggles

essell ,

Is it like when you concentrate orange juice by removing the water?

essell ,

Is enrichment turning one isotope into another or when you separate out the different isotopes?

I know Iran has centrifuge technology for this became Mossad sabotaged them a while back.

essell ,

OP, If the world doesn’t fit your expectations, it best to change them because you’re not going to change the world.

essell ,

That’d be the opposite of what I said.

essell ,

Yeah. But they have great ideas

essell ,

I started with the last version of DOS, 6.2, on PC.

Unless you count the Amstrad CPC464 I had before that? Ran on tapes, disks were futuristic!

Which of us is older? I’m not sure it natters. What matters is that the kids will never understand the elegance of a command line interface or of running out of memory to store your code.

essell ,

Ah, the precious main memory… Let’s see if we can’t get this mouse driver to load in upper memory to save me some precious main memory…

essell ,

The first rule of god club is you have to continuously talk about god club

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Relationships

essell ,

Multiphasic structural integrity fields

essell ,

A mystery to himself it seems

LiquidParasyte , to internetfuneral
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Mood

(crossposted from @internetfuneral https://lemmy.world/post/14597548)

essell ,

Ever seen the 1980s feel good SciFi film Cocoon?

Fraud trial juror reports getting bag of $120,000 and promise of more if she'll acquit (apnews.com)

A juror was dismissed Monday after reporting that a woman dropped a bag of $120,000 in cash at her home and offered her more money if she would vote to acquit seven people charged with stealing more than $40 million from a program meant to feed children during the pandemic....

essell ,

Plot twist… There was £250k in the bag when it was dropped off.

essell ,

For me, it was about 6pm this evening, I had it in a burger.

essell ,

But America usually down with making black men into 3/5s of a person!

essell ,

I wonder if tasker could do it… 🤔

essell ,

Which this?

That you’ve not done this for two and a half decades?

Or this in the image?

essell ,

Could try washing it regularly?

essell ,

Oh, Glock… Nevermind.

essell ,

Remember, there is a mechanism that prevents criminals from winning elections and holding offices, it’s the one that’s the best one in a democracy. The voters.

It’s not good to give governments the power to decide who does and doesn’t deserve to hold authority, it is good to let voters decide if someone’s crimes are relevant to the election.

Sadly, it seems many Americans do not agree with me that trump is not suitable for office. Hopefully enough do that they decide not to vote for him

essell ,

All cats are religious nutjobs. They all think they’re gods.

essell ,

If you get power, you accept the responsibility that comes with it.

By it’s nature, decision making powers that effect others come with a responsibility not to abuse that power for one’s own agenda.

It’s therefore right that the person who made this decision is called out for what they did, and anyone else who shared their responsibility with them.

essell ,

Not all therapists are sadly.

I ran a training for therapists on alternate relationship structures, most had never heard of polyamory, most felt it meant something had gone wrong for people to be in that situation.

Personally, I think all the things which can make polyamorus relationships difficult also exist in monogamous relationships.

essell ,

Is Nadeau the opposite of Cousteau?

essell ,

I loved the banshee.

Everyone mocked me for the idea of having one graphics card that can do both the 2D and 3D at once. Clearly an idea that’d never catch on

essell ,

Beautiful thing is, it does scale perfectly.

Pour water over that globe and it’ll be wet all over. Do it in space and it’ll even coat the surface evenly.

Their own point misses the point 🤦

essell ,

Also I can emulate a steamdeck on my desktop without being sued!

essell ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0dcc56ec-3f64-4c6a-ac1e-9e26a967ddd1.gif

essell ,

Are you my stalker? Do we get to be friends now?

essell ,

I am admiring and looking up to your wit

essell ,

This comment is like reading a Zen Koan.

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Like a snails mouth

essell ,

My impression of the people involved is that they would agree with the scam artists advice and believe in it completely.

As you suggest, when it inevitably doesn’t help they’ll spin that as a judge or lawyer or is ignorant of the truth, corrupt or incompetent.

People will do almost anything to avoid admitting they’ve been lying to themselves.

essell ,

Degrading to the valid argument. Unless it’s satire, then it’s funny hyperbole 😁

Netflix Windows app is set to remove its downloads feature, while introducing ads (www.techradar.com)

Netflix has managed to annoy a good number of its users with an announcement about an upcoming update to its Windows 11 (and Windows 10) app: support for adverts and live events will be added, but the ability to download content is being taken away....

essell ,

Yup.

They told me I could choose between ads and a 35% price rise.

I replied “I have a better idea”

Can honestly say I’ve not missed out watching anything I wanted to watch

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They’ll market it as moving at light speed too.

****heads.

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women (www.rollingstone.com)

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him — including under 18 — in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

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He’s a magician, one who used to be famous 😁

essell ,

So like the English with our English heritage?

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