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5714 , in Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer

I’m OOTL

unexposedhazard ,

Me too, maybe a mass shooter joke?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Correct.

Decoy321 ,

For anyone curious, the fuck head who shot up a movie theatre in Aurora, Colorado had a similar haircut.

Was quite the putz during his trial, too. Stills from the trial made good meme material.

FunkyMonk ,

Yeah I don't remember when but this is also from the murderer sack of shit in the meme 'Oh right the murders'. Fucksitck shot up a movie theater and had brightly dyed hair and thought he was the joker.

robocall OP ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a reference to one of America’s mass shootings.

Here’s a link to the Wikipedia page about the incident - en.wikipedia.org/…/2012_Aurora_theater_shooting?w…

Here is a picture of the mass shooter with his dyed hair - en.wikipedia.org/…/File%3AJames_Holmes%2C_cropped…

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

What’s more fucked up is, who is that dude in the photo? Is he intentionally dressed up as that shooter asshole, like it’s funny?

Duamerthrax ,

It’s just red, curly hair.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Why should I get a haircut? He’s the one that killed all those people.

massacre ,

The rare Office Space paraphrase joke. I can only assume the downvotes haven’t got a clue. NICE.

JasonDJ ,

It’s at +23 now. I appreciated the reference too.

Are we old?

garbagebagel ,

I didn’t get the reference but I just thought the comment was funny. (I’m old but just not familiar with a lot of things)

el_eh_chase ,

Definitely give Office Space a watch then, great comedy.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

God forbid someone have red, curly hair

DogWater ,

What is life like for you day to day? I’m just wondering how you go through life successfully

Strawberry ,

touch grass

altima_neo , (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Are you just joining in on the hate train with everyone else here, or are you legitimately offended by my comment? Because I’m confused as to why everyone’s upset with me here.

Is it not in bad taste to impersonate a shooter, at a movie theater no less? It’s not like red curly hair is a common look, either, so I don’t suspect everyone here are upset because they look similar to that.

moonburster ,

Not the commenter, but you’re literally gaslighting on someone’s appearance. It’s not like he chose to have red hair…

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

It looks dyed

GoosLife ,

Well maybe he likes the band Water Parks. You can’t just ban a hair color just because someone else with that hair color decided to do some bad shit.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

I’m not suggesting that. It just looks like he did in fact choose to have that hair color.

GoosLife ,

Oh yeah, true. I think I glossed over some context there. Of course you’re right that choosing to dye your hair a certain color means you chose that hair color lol

Distant_Foreground ,

A certain somebody ruined the toothbrush moustache for everyone…

GoosLife ,

I mean, true. But I don’t think it’s really comparable. People can still dye their hair red and go to the theater without being accused of cosplaying mass murderers. I would sooner think he is emulating Gerard Way or, idk, Drew Gooden.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Hair that red is clearly bleached and dyed red, though

meliaesc ,

It may be a bad dye job, but I wouldn’t personally attack him on that basis alone.

CptEnder ,

I mean we should feel free to judge that Dollar General spray dye, but not compare him to a mass shooter because of it.

Jax ,

Well, if you looked up Jason Holmes (the shooter) you’d see that this guys hair dye is very different.

That being said, even if it were the same color - the shooter was in full black tactical gear. This random guy couldn’t look any less like him.

kn33 ,

Just cause a shooter also did it doesn’t mean that he’s impersonating the shooter.

Strawberry ,

I’m not offended, I just think you’re overestimating how many people will think of some shooter from severally years ago when dying their hair and underestimating how many people dye their hair

Kolanaki , in If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.

spare_muppets ,

I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.

Scubus ,

<insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>

over_clox ,

You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…

My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.

Num10ck ,

sounds like cloudseeding

MrNesser ,

I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww

nightwatch_admin ,

nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cosmocrat ,

A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.

surewhynotlem ,

This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Is this speaking from experience?

olutukko ,

this is true. don’t ask how I know

Fleppensteijn , in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video
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I accidentally watched a YouTube video on a browser without blocking. It started with an ad. I thought I’d just endure it this time. Then another ad. OK, just this time then. Suddenly, another ad in the middle of the video. I gave up. Who’d have the patience to sit through this?

Then there’s Google’s habit of completely ignoring the browser’s language settings so I have to sit though ads I don’t even understand.

spikederailed ,

Then there’s Google’s habit of completely ignoring the browser’s language settings so I have to sit though ads I don’t even understand

I used to occasionally watch YouTube on my lunch break when I would go into the office. I loved getting ads in Spanish, the office was in Greenville,SC not a large Spanish native population. I have premium on my account but don’t like signing in personal account on work machines.

rasakaf679 ,

Ad blocker?

bane_killgrind ,

That is actually ideal

I had to tailor my do not recommend and not interested in this subject clicks until I was left with the one advertiser that I’m actually interested in, and that’s basically low voltage communication mux devices…

Belastend ,

That feature still works for you? I used to be able to skip ads on the ad by blocking them. Now the ad just finishes playing AND pops up again during the next ad break.

volvoxvsmarla ,

What I think is so unfair is that if I actually sit through one ad I don’t get rewarded and fast forwarded to the video, no. I’ll get a second ad that, if I am lucky, I can skip after 5 additional seconds. Or it’s an unskippable one. That’s not fair. I could have skipped the first one but I gave you that, I gave you that time of my life, now give me something back!

grrgyle , in Bro visited his friend

It’s finally happening for me. I’m not understanding esoteric meme content 🥹

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t understand it either

funkless_eck ,

person A, left, describes a normal social interaction, highlighting their social ability

person B, right, responds in internet meme parlance, highlighting their social ineptitude

grrgyle ,

I guess I’m not so out of touch that I don’t get the point of meme exchange, I just don’t get the actual meme references.

Although I think the last one must be a downstream tier 2 or 3 redpill même

funkless_eck ,

yeah, red pilled from matrix via “manosphere”

and

video game minmaxxing -> “looksmaxxing” 4chan circa 2015 and on from there

RaoulDook ,
niktemadur ,

I don’t know what’s going on, and I kind of like that dizzy feeling.

x4740N , in When you donate, do you ever think of the person that gets your blood and how high their hospital bill will be?
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

No, because I don’t live in america and the country I’m in does fairly well with healthcare and other social areas

uis ,
PoolloverNathan ,

It does narrow out America, at least.

uis , (edited )

Barely half. Even less then half of America.

EDIT: nope, entire america as original comment says

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

No, because I don’t live in america

uis ,

Oh, right. Crossing out two continents. Well, that leaves with 4 continents, but one has no countries, so 3 continetns. Eurasia, Africa and Australia. Still almost entire world.

Batting1000 , in Quite a talent

Imagine being the king, and you’ve got that one friend you want to put on payroll, but their only claim to fame is farting.

ilost7489 , in Quite a talent

Bumbulum is such a great word

veloxization ,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

It’s a bulum out of the bum.

sjmarf ,

“Bulum” means “instrument”, so it literally means “bum instrument”

Rusty ,

Whoa, Black Betty

calzone_gigante , in C O L O N I Z E

Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.

hydroptic ,

I thought that was the point of the image

llamapocalypse ,

That was definitely the joke, yeah

gravitas_deficiency ,
Ghostalmedia , in How to know you're in Indiana.
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Everythingispenguins ,

Not that kind of love

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“What is Love’s? 🎶”

negativenull ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar
frezik ,

“We carry cheap knives, illegal Chinese handheld radios, Thin Blue Line flag hats, and there’s trucker sechs in the back”.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, but you forgot the heat lamp chicken tendies and the attached Arby’s.

mojofrododojo ,

meth’s at pump #4. Ask for Jeetus

dev_null ,

Good ol’ Beofang; who cares what the numbers say? Pick your favorite ones, no worries.

LesserAbe , in Threatening me with a good time

The original person stops drinking it and three other people start

db2 , in How's that IPO goin'?

They already pumped it and dumped, you’re seeing the after effect now.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Putting the pop in popcorn chicken

I’ve never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I’m fine with this. No one can say they weren’t warned.

shit_of_ass ,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

I fight them nearly every day 😭

SmackemWittadic ,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out?

pigup ,

If people who fight in public could read, they’d be very upset

BugleFingers ,

I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.

/J ofc

sweaterpuppys , in And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is...

I’m sure those are all legitimate users who are very interested in what Zuck is posting…

WeirdAlex03 ,
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

Well @zuck (and @mosseri) are from Threads and, like @Mastodon, it makes sense a lot of people would first choose to follow the top leaders. I imagine the majority of those are actually legitimate users, though the Threads bubble also very quickly popped, so who knows how many are still active

ummthatguy , in That was a close one
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

“Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Drinvictus , in Most American meme you've ever seen.

Dude this is literally me. As soon as I finished med school and started residency I got LASIK. A year after that I got Invisalign. And resident physicians don’t make a lot montey but it was enough to change my looks.

IamAnonymous ,

Can’t wait to know what you are going to do with your money when you are an Attending physician! Lol.

Drinvictus ,

Cocaine and bitches!

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

This you, hahahaha

Powerball Winnings | Unexpected Answer [0:48]

youtu.be/K-qFIWrEElk

When asked how he’ll spend the money if he wins the Powerball lottery, this guy gives an unexpectedly honest answer to a stunned Fox 5 Las Vegas reporter.

Drinvictus ,

Haha. No I’m just a fan

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

Fantastic, hahaha

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

So... a dog breeder that never stops talking???
Interesting. O_o

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Brand new penis!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I kinda wanna get invisalign. Im still kinda leery of LASIK, but it sounds interesting.

pineapplelover ,

I’m definitely getting lasik maybe after I finish school and get my first high paying job

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