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eezeebee , in Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
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More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.

eezeebee ,
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I wanna be adorned

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Download the Meta Quest avatar upgrade package now (only $9.99) and your avatar can be adorned!

CosmoNova ,

His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.

undergroundoverground , in When you donate, do you ever think of the person that gets your blood and how high their hospital bill will be?

Lol no, I live in a civilised country that doesn’t do that kind of barbaric shit to people.

I don’t mean to be horrible but you should be mad. Just, not at me because i didn’t do this to you and, if i could, I’d change it in a heartbeat.

You deserve better.

All of you.

SSUPII , in A wonderful day begins

I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.

frostysauce ,

I have a special hatred for school police officers.

helpme ,

Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.

problematicPanther ,
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D.A.R.E.- Drugs Are Really Enjoyable

Zorsith ,
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D.A.R.E. - Drugs Are Really Expensive (and nobody is just going to give you drugs)

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Ours got a kick over charging kids with felonies that would follow them the rest of their lives.

Leeker ,

School Resource Officers can’t charge kids with felonies only a prosecutor can do that. A cop can arrest someone. Now you might think I’m being pedantic but I think it is an important distinction. Many times we blame cops and completely over look the fact that some of the blame lies with the prosecutor.

Woozythebear ,

That’s just wrong… cops charge people and the District attorney will decide if they want to prosecute those charges and spoiler alert they do it 99.9% of the time.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

But can’t most cops use their discretion and not arrest the kid in the first place bypassing the prosecutor completely?

BlitzoTheOisSilent ,

Yeah, but even if they’re arrested and the charges are dropped, they still have an arrest on their record, which many/most colleges ask about on their applications.

Watch the John Oliver episode about School Resource Officers, you’ll see one girl arrested and charged (I believe they dropped it though) with a felony/bomb charge for popping her water bottle cap like we used to do in school (y’know, twist the bottle, and then unscrew the cap and it pops off).

Another kid, special needs, was arrested and manhandled because he lightly carved “[Name] was here” into a concrete wall, which his mother had him come back and clean off. John put the kids name on his wall so that everyone would know “a legend was here,” which is the reason the kid gave for why he did it in the first place.

Schools don’t need cops, they need social workers, counselors, and proper funding. Not a chode with a gun and an authority fetish. Our school officer used to make friends with all the kids dealing drugs/getting in fights, while our principals/vice principals would scream at kids to take their hoodies off. And they wonder why kids think school is a joke.

lud ,

the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other

Ngl that sounds pretty good

Kolanaki , in Giving someone oral is the most intimate thing you can do for someone. (IMO)
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Cum one, cum all! No gender too strange for this creature to please!

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/0f925190-bdd2-4fe4-9b73-8983676a3e8b.png

ILikeBoobies ,

Mom! The Romanian United Principalities are being weird again

Kolanaki ,
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Whoa there’s a pansexual Romanian government? :O

OozingPositron ,
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Kolanaki , in I got this
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If I’m sitting next to the emergency exit in the event of an emergency, I guarantee the door will be opened for everyone escaping the plane after me.

bitwaba ,

“They said ‘sir you can’t sit here, this is a fire exit…’

As if there was a fire, I wasn’t going to move.”

Xin_shill , in We see what you're doing

If they give the president full immunity, couldn’t Biden just do whatever he wanted

scoobford ,

Yes, but that’s bad too. Legitimacy of government is important, Biden sending out kill squads is only marginally better than Trump sending out kill squads.

Daft_ish ,

What? A Trump or a Biden kill squad is the end of democracy. Wtf?

Licksrocks ,

Yes which is why they don’t want to rule until Trump has been voted into office or not. Trump wins, bam immunity. Trump loses, no immunity for Biden.

grue ,

No, because the ruling will only apply to Trump for reasons.

jkrtn ,

He won’t. They know he won’t. The only way to salvage the government at that point is if Biden starts shooting. The government is pretty fucked anyway if he does, though. I think he’d try to compromise all the way up until he is executed by the next Repub president, hopefully we have 4 years to prepare for that.

uienia ,

It doesn’t apply to all presidents, just their presidents.

hydrospanner ,

In a just world, he’d unpack the court, by force.

Not just saying “anyone who disagrees with my politics”, but Thomas, Kavanaugh, and Barrett have absolutely no business there.

Glowy , in Most useless superhero accessory
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Think about doing an escort quest where the NPC walks at 25% your speed and how irritating it is to have to keep waiting for them. Now imagine the NPC moves at %0.0025 or your speed instead. If he ever wants to travel with any companions, this might be more to protect his sanity than anything.

herrvogel ,

He could just pick up the npc. Not like he’s never been shown to accelerate mere mortal fleshbags to relativistic speeds almost instantaneously.

SkyezOpen ,

I don’t read comics but I’ve hung out with enough comic nerds to pick up secondhand that the speed force and power cosmic are just straight bullshit. They do whatever. Think you found a problem or plot hole? Nah, magical powers specifically address that. Because magic.

rob_t_firefly ,
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A wizard did it.

bruhduh ,
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Those assassins creed flashbacks, oh my god

yesman , in Life? What do you mean? This ain't life, it's surviving

The thing to know about nihilism is that it doesn’t matter that it doesn’t matter.

Pirasp ,

Also there being no meaning to it all leaves you free to make one up for yourself.

rockerface ,

The universe doesn’t care. But we do, and that’s what’s important. The meaning of existence is us

Pirasp ,

Nah, I’ll make my own meaning, thanks. Yours isn’t nearly interesting enough.

MyFairJulia ,
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I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

prettybunnys ,

Isn’t that absurdism?

samus12345 ,
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Optimistic nihilism!

RegalPotoo ,
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youtu.be/MBRqu0YOH14?si=TaIXS6ZYiRF1EE4J genuinely changed my outlook on life a bit

variants , (edited )

“Nihilists. F*ck me. I mean say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism man, at least it’s an ethos.”

https://i.imgur.com/QQAYGJO.gif

huginn ,

If everyone were nihilists the world would be a better place.

If everyone were national socialists then humanity would be enslaved by a tiny group of autocrats.

If that’s an ethos I don’t want one.

variants ,
huginn ,

It’s a funny joke but it’s worth pointing out why it’s wrong.

There are too many people who don’t get it.

variants ,

Yeah thank you for that

_wizard ,
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So choose absurdism. Is nihilism without the suicide.

funkajunk ,
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You don’t have to kill yourself to be a nihilist, it just doesn’t matter if you do.

_wizard ,
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“I’m a human being god damnit. My life has value.”

… Until it doesn’t. It obviously doesn’t matter in the end, but I am here until that moment.

Blyfh ,

What’s the difference between absurdism and positive nihilism?

_wizard ,
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The difference is Camus.

Olmai ,

Meaning is relative. My life doesn’t matter, but it matters to me.

evranch ,

Nibbler: “What is one life, compared to the entire universe?”

Fry: “But it was my life!”

CaptainEffort , in He did nothing wrong

How much power do babies really have anyway?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Enough that it can be stolen at least

FiniteBanjo ,

Dance Magic, Dance

Jump Magic, Jump

ChicoSuave ,

It varies person to person.

FrowingFostek , in So do I kiddo

That kid takes union shits. I approve.

aeronmelon , in That was a close one

at a bar

Civilian: “I dont get why you’re so bothered by it.”

NASA engineer: looks left, looks right, leans in close “Because it means their aim is getting better.”

random_character_a ,
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I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all

bigkahuna1986 ,

Buenos Aires was a false flag!

RizzRustbolt ,

I would like to know more.

doublejay1999 , in Excellent
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I hope this was done on company time.

bstix ,

I hope they used conditional formatting.

Make the font the same colour as the fill and it would be a pretty fun way to type in or calculate “cell art”.

Passerby6497 ,

Paint by numbers for white collar workers.

surewhynotlem , in I still don't get why people spend money... there's tons of it for free

Buy local from small producers

r00ty Admin ,
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Organic pr0n?

wildbus8979 ,

Free range mostly

Senseless ,

still often not fully organic

bruhduh ,
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Those bolt on tiddies

Arcity ,
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There are 23 singles in your area

EdibleFriend ,
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THATS A LOT OF TITS

(Plz read that in the voice of the nuts guy in Kung Pow)

Speculater ,
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Or make your own at home, it’s cheaper and sustainable.

Daft_ish ,

I know for a fact that’s what your mom does.

0x4E4F OP ,
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Yep, mine does it as well. This post was actually a social experiment to try and get her more subscribers.

shani66 , in Mystical land pirates (with pizza)

Yeah i never looked into getting any kind of delivery job solely due to the idea I’d need to be able to find my way around the town I’ve lived in my entire life. I could get lost going to the grocery store and it hasn’t moved in, like, two decades.

gregorum ,

I grew up in a time when you had to remember things, like where things were. In fact, for decades, I managed to do that. Suddenly, in 2007, I suddenly forgot where everything on the entire planet was.

Crazy!

bobs_monkey ,

My wife likes to give me shit for not using GPS, instead commiting directions to memory and then going (with mixed results). But, I have a better handle on where a lot is, so, checkmate atheists.

gregorum ,

The only place of feel bad about getting lost is in Manhattan because the streets are numbered, or in my neighborhood in Brooklyn because of how long I’ve lived there. Everywhere else?

“Siri: give me transit directions to X,” then I pop in my AirPods and listen to a podcast while Siri tells me where to go!

force ,

me with my aphantasia

saltesc ,

I have a friend like this. Born and raised in his city. Put him on his feet in the CBD and turn him 180°, dude’s immediately lost.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in I'm deaf
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I can also smell and taste this picture

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Ball

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Is life

EnderMB ,

so hard

JoShmoe ,

You tried to put it in your mouth?

altima_neo ,
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You’ve never put big red balls in your mouth?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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You’ve never been knocked over like a bowling pin because some asshole decided to pitch overhand instead of bouncing it?

JoShmoe ,

No, but I’ve had plenty of these slam into my face.

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