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cokane_88 , in lol
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Why’s everyone white in this photo? Or is the big dick black dude at the end of the line out of the camera angle? I’m just spit balling…

Blamemeta ,

Cuz thats how it was drawn?

HardlightCereal ,

Why was it drawn that way?

Blamemeta ,

Probably it was easier to grab one color than multiple? Hell, it’s just 3 men repeating. it’s not like the artist put that much effort into it.

Burninator05 ,

That’s bullshit. If someone want a second go before everyone else has had better get to the back of the line. You can’t just have a clone of yourself hold every third place in line.

Blamemeta ,

Maybe they’re quadruplets?

evilthecat13 ,
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GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

White people make Up 75% of the US population, yet they comprise 100% of this gangbang. Curious…

Rolando ,

White people make Up 75% of the US population

According to the 2020 Census, White people* make up 61.6% of the US population.
en.wikipedia.org/…/Race_and_ethnicity_in_the_Unit…

*This includes people with origins in North Africa, the Middle East, and the Arab world, as well as some Hispanics/Latinos.

darcy ,
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would you rather the gangbang be mixed race ?

cokane_88 ,
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fugepe ,

Besides the globalists propaganda trying to portrait mixed couples, is very uncommon for white women to be with a black

cokane_88 ,
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I’m a white dude with a Spanish woman…

Mercival ,

I can’t fucking believe this is your main issue with this boomer-ass garbage.

Mysogyny, but make it diverse.

Aia , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Add another cat

navitux , in 😷😷🤒
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I guess I’m feeling 😷

fence_prude , in 0-39

A sub I genuinely miss

euphoria OP ,
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is there a fediverse equivalent yet?

Korne127 ,
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There’s one on sh.itjust.works which I would use; it only has 100-200 subscribers though. There’s also one on lemmy.world, but it doesn’t have any posts, and one on lemmy.ml, but it’s lemmy.ml.

fence_prude ,

Link? My app’s search feature sucks ass.

trones ,

Here’s one: sh.itjust.works/c/twosentencehorror

If you put the entire url into the community search, I’ll show no results at first, but either after about 5 seconds, or after clicking next, it should show up for you to subscribe to from whichever instance you’re on.

CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !twosentencehorror

trones ,

Thanks Mr bot, but the intended use of the link precludes using the easily clicked link.

Korne127 ,
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Huh? I think you can also just use that one to get to it on your instance.

trones ,

I’ll be darned, that didn’t work for me a few weeks ago - thanks!

euphoria OP ,
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for kbin users @twosentencehorror

gandalf_der_12te , in Consider the following

Ouch i literally shrinked. How do you do that?

Seriously, what is wrong with you?

Ryan213 , in those damn libs
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Liking that lounge area and patio.

UnfortunateShort , in lmfao

People who use emoji like this should indeed try to focus on live a little. Like the fact that no sane person does that unironically.

Korne127 ,
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💀

Vuraniute , in in minecraft
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Didn’t they arrest a guy for threatening to kill floridas sherif “in Minecraft”?

euphoria OP ,
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yes

Unforseen ,

And he looks exactly like how you’d suspect

ArchmageAzor ,
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That’s why you should say “in Terraria” instead

MyFairJulia ,
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I suggest to say “in Elden Ring” or “in Cruelty Squad” instead because both games are much more violent. A threat is less easy to distinguish from gameplay than in Minecraft.

MossyFeathers ,

“in Minecraft” should absolutely be replaced with “in cruelty squad” because that’s just the game in a nutshell. Kill this billionaire because he told me Cheerios were mid. Kill this politician, he farted. Kill me because I think it’d be funny (that one is an actual mission). We fat-fingered the last 4 digits of your social security number so now we’re going to kill you (also an actual mission). You could come up with the wildest assassination plot and end it with “in cruelty squad” and everyone would just be like, “yup. That’s cruelty squad in a nutshell isn’t it.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Okay but that political dude? He really did fart on that lady and he still hasn’t apologies to her or us or the nation and at this point I think public executive is the cleanest way out of this mess for us all (oh dear gods Florida sheriff this is a joke you can tell, right?)

Cosmonauticus , in 😷😷🤒

Man in the picture looks tired of her dumbass takes

BeardedPip , in That'll be my last word
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No, it's 31DEC23.

;)

Heavybell ,
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While I prefer ISO6801, this is what I write on paper and free text date fields, just to eliminate ambiguity.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in share if you cried
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Ever since seeing this meme my wife has made me cut all my Patricks into strips before throwing them away

Belgdore , in those damn libs

I mean the abortion room should probably be a little bigger. Maybe switch it with the estrogen lab.

pancakes ,
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But the estrogen lab needs all the space for estrogen-related activities.

remotelove ,

It doesn’t take that much room to smoke my freebase estrogen.

pancakes ,
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That’s why I need more room, my estrogen is free-range.

AnarchistArtificer ,

I agree, I prefer my estrogen hotboxed, and if there isn’t enough space for it to circulate, it’s a bit too cloying

Buddahriffic ,

But if abortion is in closet, coat hangers are in easy reach.

robocall , in those damn libs
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We have an all gender bathroom at my house

some_guy , (edited )

I have no-gender bathrooms. That way I never have to clean the toilet. Other aspects of the policy are a bit problematic, however…

Mr_Blott , in inshallah

I mean, he’s not wrong

frippa , in it does indeed
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That good of a name is wasted with wind*ws

starman ,
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Maybe this ms paint run on wine? Who knows?

frippa ,
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That would be a lot of effort and tinkering (and may be impossible) for something really dumb considering there’s an easier option, and that’s literally what a Linux user would do!

ryannathans ,

Paint works fine in wine lol

ArchmageAzor ,
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Linux users when somebody can open their browser and go to a website without 36 lines in the terminal, 40 minutes of troubleshooting, and 3 reinstallations of Wine:

VonReposti ,

So what you’re saying is that A) Linux distros doesn’t have web browsers installed by default B) it is impossible to install a web browser with GUI and 3 clicks in Linux C) there exists no Linux binaries for web browsers so you absolutely need to run then in Wine?

Huh, would you look at that. I’ve been using Linux for decades and learn something new about it still…

ArchmageAzor ,
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Smartass detected

Opinion discarded

GBU_28 ,

Baby brain detected

coolin ,

I’m pretty sure that guy is a Linux user and making a joke about the perception of Linux

VonReposti ,

In that case I’ll allow myself the honor of wooshing myself.

To be fair, it reads exactly like some of the things I’ve heard from Linux haters, so kudos to OP for a realistic portrayal.

LukeMedia ,

No, I think they were doing something called a “joke” which you missed. Sorry to say, but you wasted your effort with this comment since you missed it.

Jmr ,

Noooo way?!?!?!

greyscale ,
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Look at this nerd who needs his hand held lmao.

darcy ,
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most linux distros come with a browser, and barely need terminal use (although literally terminals are so easy to use). no normie browser requires troubleshooting for normie activities. wine is not the problem, proprietary software is.

try linux mint, for example. very easy to dual boot, and easy to learn coming from windows. active userbase too

Spudwart ,

How windows users think installing software on Linux works:

Step one: open terminal Step two: cry knowing any application can break my Linux install Step three: neofetch, one last time Step four: clone browser repository. Step five: cry again Step six: change directories Step seven: uncontrollable sobbing Step eight: makepkg Step nine: my desk is covered in tears Step ten: package compiles Step eleven: 😭 Step twelve: time to install the newly compiled package Step thirteen: cautiously approach “Y” key and tremble in fear Step fourteen: hit Y Step fifteen: no turning back Step sixteen: terminal freezes Step seventeen: keyboard in flames Step eighteen: nuclear siren wailing Step nineteen: evacuation Step twenty: turn around and watch as your life turns to ashes. Step twenty-one: promise to never use Linux again. Step twenty-two: install Linux again.

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