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Fizz , in Immune to marketing
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Autistic people fall hand over foot for propaganda.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I believe you no questions asked

Razzazzika ,

Certainly when I was younger that was absolutely the case. I like to think now that I’m older I’m a little more of a free thinker. But ads? Specifically targeted ads? I don’t stand a chance. If I see a game on sale that I’m mildly interested in or a new D&D source book that sounds cool I will buy it without regard for if I need that money for something else.

Squorlple ,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

@elonmusk

Jackcooper , in Why are there people like this?!

You wouldn’t be able to pay me to be seen with Tate

I don’t like Musk much at all but I’d prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.

The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks…yeah they kind of scare me

tdawg , in He was ahead of his time

Not surprised that the kind of person worried about this is also the kind of person to try this solution

Rilichu ,

“Those insidious trans trying to trick people into sleeping with them! They just don’t have any respect for people’s body autonomy.

Now anyways, time for me to drug random women without their consent.”

ICastFist , in 😲😲
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Assassinating people is frowned upon? Shiiiiiit, son, next you’ll tell me these barbarians get pissed when their shit is stolen!

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

Ninjas are illegal!

ThisGuysNeverSerious ,

Wait until you meet the minister that is a Prime. He looks like a holy Transformer just crushing sinners. He transforms into the pope mobile.

WheeGeetheCat , (edited ) in States Rights
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

Let’s play a game, look up the states articles of secession and see how many words you can make before you see a word starting with ‘slave’

battlefields.org/…/declaration-causes-seceding-st…

By my count, Texas maybe goes the longest before mentioning it, but they all do.

Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery–

Fucking yikes Mississippi.

db2 ,

*secession, succession is something else entirely.

WheeGeetheCat ,
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

thanks, fixed

DillonBrooksEnjoyer ,

It’s definitely a blow for the “the civil war wasn’t about slavery” crowd lol. Like I’m all for not judging the past by modern morals and acting like confederates weren’t as human as the rest of us… but pretending the civil war had nothing to do with slavery is simply a farce.

Lapus ,

It had 100% to do with slavery. The south would not have been the cotton king with out them.

EhList ,
@EhList@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a meme in US history circles that goes

Elementary school- the civil war is about slavery

High school- it’s about slavery and the economic fears of the loss of slavery

College- it’s about states rights

Grad school- the US Civil War is unquestioningly all about slavery

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Fucking yikes Mississippi

I mean, what can one expect from a state who’s state flag was this until less than 3 years ago?

Dee ,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

I forgot they changed it quite frankly. The old one suits their current government more accurately.

EhList ,
@EhList@lemmy.world avatar

Except NC who do not mention it because they left the USA after the war started. They didn’t need to mention it as everyone at the time knew.

WheeGeetheCat ,
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yea it seems like NC was trying to fence-sit and basically got knocked off the fence by the battle of Fort Sumter.

Vitaly_Chernobyl ,
@Vitaly_Chernobyl@lemmy.world avatar

Also check out Alexander H. Stephen’s (Vice-President of the Confederate States) Cornerstone speech.

“The new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution African slavery as it exists amongst us the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution.”

“Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition.”

It’s amazing the amount of mental gymnastics slavery apologists commit to considering the wealth of primary sources describing how the succession and war were directly related to slavery.

WarmSoda ,

That’s some heritage they had going.

darcy , (edited ) in Say it ain’t so
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

calling meat, cheese, and bread healthy

wow that food pyramid propaganda really did a number on you all didnt it.

Edit: im talking about the meat and dairy industies lobbying too, not just bread

abraxas , (edited )

It seems odd putting meat in the same category as bread.

In terms of pure health, there’s not much out there better than most meats. Yes, beef is a bit lower than pork and chicken, but properly portioned (looking at most of us Americans) it has very few downsides.

Bread on the other hand can be one of the worst foods we can eat. Of course, it is still all about moderation.

EDIT: Why the reddit-like downvotes folks? There’s really no cohesive argument that puts meat below bread healthwise in most situations. If you want to avoid meat, avoid meat. If you want to be morally opposed to anyone eating meat, so be it. Facts are still facts and misinformation isn’t the right way to fight that battle.

gummybootpiloot ,

Bread can be healthy, just make sure it’s wholegrain. Read meat is acosiates with bad health outcomes..

But yeah nobody is going to put a wholegrain bun on their hamburger.

abraxas ,

Yes, bread can be healthy. The right one in moderation. The same as red meat (per your reference), actually :).

But 80/20 extra-fattened with liver for a delicious burger? Definitely not healthy (but like a candy bar, it’s ok to have one every months or two)

swordsmanluke ,

The doctor in your link says processed meat is likely bad all around, presumably due to additives, but that red meat in lower amounts (specifically, he says “2-3 times a week” and to use red meat as a side, instead of a main) is actually associated with lower health risks.

willeypete23 ,

Your “source” is one doctor speaking out against and entire study where the researchers found “low” evidence that either red meat or processed meat is harmful. That’s not low health risks, or low percentage of affected individuals, but low evidence that here are any risks at all.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

But yeah nobody is going to put a wholegrain bun on their hamburger.

yeah people do its not uncommon here

Daisyifyoudo ,

But yeah nobody is going to put a wholegrain bun on their hamburger.

Uhh. Why not? Whole Grain comes in all shapes and sizes now. Hell, most higher end restaurants use whole grain buns. Not sure why you would conclude that?

gummybootpiloot ,

This makes me think you’ve never had a 100% wholegrain bread

Daisyifyoudo ,

Do you live somewhere in the world where it’s hard to get? I rarely eat bread, but when I do buy from the store it’s always 100% wholegrain. I just bought some a few weeks ago and there were plenty of different choices on the shelf.

gummybootpiloot ,

No wholegrain is easy to get. Just nog as burger buns in a restaurant. I wasn’t talking about bread in a supermarket

RobbieGM ,

Bread can be one of the worst foods we can eat

Why?

abraxas ,

I said it elsewhere. Basically, it combines low nutritional value with a high density pack of too-easily-digested carbs.

The effect is that it increases blood sugar and hunger, which very easily leads to higher weight. Higher weight alone is not immediately unhealthy, but it can get unhealthy pretty fast if you get heavier and heavier.

And the only objection is “well, better than sugar, so it’s not THAT bad”… But we have a lot of added sugar in bread here in the US.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Well, they sure have necessary nutrients

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i love the greatest source of carcinogens in an average diet 🤤🤤

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Everything is a fucking carcinogen, get over it and eat an actually balanced diet with exercise

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

nah meat and dairy is kinda gross

BuboScandiacus ,

Meat ?

b1_ , in But if you close your eyes,
@b1_@kbin.social avatar

Does this mean I won't be able to use the letter 'x' anymore because a multi-billion dollar company has trademarked it:

  • Two people fighting will now be boing.
  • When I want to bake some bread I will mi the ingredients together.
  • When I want to leave a building I will eit it.
  • I will now look up to the stars at night to see the magnificent epance of the Milkyway galay.
brap ,

Xiaomi be like, you will what your ingredients together?

Micromot ,

It’s now iaomi

Motorheadbanger ,

It’s that guy from Black Sabbath!

SGforce ,

Oh boxing! Omg I’m an idiot lol

b1_ ,
@b1_@kbin.social avatar

See how confusing it's going to be. Thanks, Elon Musk, thanks for nothing you jerk!

HonkTonkWoman ,

You’ll have to replace them all with q’s:

  • boqing
  • miq
  • eqit
  • galaqy
Mirshe ,

Ah dammit we just reinvented Esperanto.

gornar ,
@gornar@lemmy.world avatar

Upvote for Esperanto!

Lifes_Like_Plinko ,

Multiplication relegated to the scrapbooks of history. Pour one out for mathmatics.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Roman numerals are out, I guess.

pfannkuchen_gesicht ,

just use “ks” instead, e.g.

  • boksing
  • miksing
  • eksit
  • galaksy
SuperRyn ,

elon musk and mark zuckerberg will be boksqing in a cage match neksqt month perhaps

monsterpiece42 ,

I think boing is a pretty fun name for boxing actually!

HowManyNimons , in Why do we put up with this crap?

Cheaper innit.

Tja ,

Succinct

bruhduh , in I too love watching CP 😍
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

FBI watchlist speedrun any%

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

OP, with that title, is definitely on the list. Along with all of us.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

True true

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why I’m not posting in this thread.

Oh fuck.

Agent641 ,

You post in every thread

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Cool, that’s just a lie, but ok.

ILikeBoobies ,

Do you have an example of a post you haven’t posted in?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure thing. The one at the very top of Lemmy Shitpost.

lemmy.world/post/18005517

And the second one.

lemmy.world/post/18025063

But yes, I do post a lot in communities I moderate and I’m not sure why you would think otherwise.

ILikeBoobies ,

I am a different person, I just wanted to post that it’s lonely without you in a post

MattWalsh OP ,
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

oh don’t worry about it, I’ve been on an FBI watchlist for a long time 😇

themeatbridge , in Good point

Remember that Beyonce song about the guy who cheated on her, but it’s cool because she wasn’t that into him and the other guy she’s been seeing is on his way over to replace him?

Sometimes everybody sucks at being in a relationship.

ByteOnBikes ,

I really hope songs like this die out.

Kinda like how millennials killed Boomer Humor and the “I hate my wife” jokes, GenZ should kill songs about being a POS.

themeatbridge , (edited )

Shaggy with his “It Wasn’t Me” bullshit always rubbed me the wrong way. “My girl caught me fucking another woman.” Gaslight that bitch. “She was staring at me balls-deep in our neighbor on the floor of our bathroom.” Gaslight that bitch. “No, really, she was standing there watching us both, buck-ass naked. She never took her eyes off me. She knows what I look like. She knows our neighbor lady. I can’t believe I forgot that she has a key to my place, and she just walked in on us mid-coitus in the shower. I’m telling you, she’s not a fucking moron.” Gaslight that bitch.

PhlubbaDubba , (edited ) in Oh jeez

I think the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq,

Usually it’s more about how traumatized the POWs captured by your country’s soldiers were. Unbroken being the major cinematic example, and all the stories about Senator McCain refusing early release and being tortured for it and the guy who blinked reports of torture out in morse code while reading a hostage statement in Vietnam being the more “stuff of legends” examples.

American Sniper is the only one I’ve seen where it’s about how some soldier who didn’t experience anything above the typical background humm of war felt about the whole thing.

Probably because being a US military troop is the least dangerous it’s ever been, so the major condition most troops will face isn’t death or permanent injury, but instead PTSD from having faced combat or Survivor’s guilt from having been suddenly shifted off the rare doomed mission or patrol that still claims casualties at the last second.

Most enlisted troops are just career workers in camo with a REALLY rigorous on the job fitness program. There’s a reason the US is everyone’s intel and logistics repository, and it’s because for every dollar spent on actually fighting, ten get spent on building up so much intelligence that the deck is as stacked as it can be before the cards even come out of the box to be dealt.

Edit: get not grt

Lost_My_Mind ,

ten grt

Is this “ten are”, and a really bad typo? Or is grt some form of currency abbriviation I don’t get?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Ten get

atro_city ,

I think the only country that's legit happened to was Iraq,

Vietnam?

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

How do you forget Vietnam

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I asked myself the same question in March of 2003

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Drugs and alcohol, and lots of them.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Vietnam movies were usually either about POW experiences or about the absolute pointlessness of it all, which doesn’t really line up with “bombing your country and then making movies about how sad it made them”

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump’s innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

turmacar ,

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump’s innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

Not sure what about any of that doesn’t line up with “sad”. None of those adjectives border on happy or nonchalant.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Because that’s not “made the soldiers sad” it’s “this entire thing was awful and a fucking crime.”

You’re trying to insist that media that would agree that it was a bad thing is exploitation media because…it agrees with you?

It honestly seems like you’re just trying to argue because you don’t like someone pointing out that the meme isn’t fully accurate to what war media actually looks like historically and even today to some extent.

daltotron ,

No, I think the main point in contention is mostly just that the experience of the American GIs are always centered in these tellings of the stories to american audiences, and obviously that’s going to whitewash a lot of the history and context of a conflict and just transform it into “I got stationed in a random place I hated for a couple years and then I had to kill a bunch of people for reasons I didn’t understand while they tried to kill all my friends and then I got back home and got jack shit for it”. And then on top of that, those movies are going to be a lot about the psychological trauma that’s inflicting on those particular american GIs, and often, again, without a broader context of what system they’re placed into, it’s just sort of like, turned into sanitized hollywood melodrama, much like how they’ll sanitize any historical fiction into being oscar bait.

Obviously that’s not gonna really be the same experience as, say, some random guerilla fighter somewhere, or some random person who just lives in one of these places. About the only movies I can think of that actually attempted to expand on that particular perspective was good morning vietnam, where that’s touched on, but not explored, and maybe the breadwinner, which is a pretty good movie but also more just adjacent to what I’m talking about rather than directly in dialogue with it. I might be wrong on that one though, it’s been a while since I’ve seen it even though that movie is fucking good and you should watch it.

That’s my recommendation. Go watch “the breadwinner”.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I think the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq,

MAS*H (Korea)

Jarhead (Iraq, but the first time)

Lone Survivor (Afghanistan)

The Men Who Stare at Goats (Guantanamo Bay Torture Facility in Cuba)

Letters from Iwo Jima (Pacific Theater - WW2)

Saving Private Ryan (European Theater - WW2)

Heartbreak Ridge (Grenada)

The Good Shepherd (Bay of Pigs Invasion, Cuba)

Full Metal Jacket (Vietnam)

Rambo (Vietnam)

Apocalypse Now (Vietnam)

We Were Soldiers (Vietnam)

Good Morning, Vietnam (Vietnam)

wizardbeard ,

Yes, because fucking Rambo of all movies is about how bad american soldiers felt about what they did.

Thanks for the laugh

theangryseal ,

Rambo is just dood in ban danna shooting musheen gun and holding big nife.

I’m just being a dick. I haven’t seen it since I was around 7 so that’s all it was for me haha.

lath ,

It’s actually about how shitty US vets are treated by the US. But the pew-pew takes lead in the eyes of most viewers, yes.

wizardbeard ,

Yes, because fucking Rambo of all movies is about how bad american soldiers felt about what they did.

Thanks for the laugh

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar
Blackmist ,

It’s funny, but it’s not true.

It’s something like “the gallant people of Afghanistan” and always was.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It was on TV month ago and that screencap is how it read. I remembered because I commented my son about it.

Regional differences?

Blackmist ,

Possibly.

The English language version is here at 2:30

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9pV1JrRI4w

It’s not out of the question because Afghanistan were on our side back then, and by on our side, I mean America gave them weapons to fight the Russians, and then abandoned them immediately the second Russia gave up.

It’s just I’ve never seen any real evidence of it… It’s always just that one still which seems to be from a second or so before the real one.

booly ,

The first Rambo was definitely about PTSD and how the act of killing fucks up American soldiers.

turmacar ,

I think you’re confusing Rambo First Blood, which is about how fucked up he was after coming back from Vietnam, with the Rambo sequels, which are about how cool it is to blow stuff up.

SRo ,

Yes, it is, have you ever seen the movie? What a dumb comment.

sartalon ,

I don’t think you’ve seen some of these movies if you think it has anything to do with how sad it made them.

FordBeeblebrox ,

MASH is about saving war casualties and they make light of it all the while

Saving Priyate Ryan is a WW2 movie that happens whether or not Matt Damon is involved

Jarhead is an accurate portrayal of the Suck

Not sure what point OP is trying to make here

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just to pick one, Jarhead is not repeat not a war film. It’s about the Suck and sometimes you train for training sake

hungryphrog ,

I don’t know about the others, but MAS*H seems to be heavily anti-war. Hawkeye obviously has deep contempt for the war and generals, and the more pro-war characters are decipted as insufferable pieces of shit.

FordBeeblebrox ,

As others have said there’s a bunch more, but the one that really grinds my gears is The Covenant

We really spent 20 years telling these terps they and their families would be safe, then just fucking left and made a MOVIE about that shitty bullshit underhanded move?

Put every single goddamn joint chief in front of congress and ask why this is a fictional tale

PhlubbaDubba ,

Honestly what gets me about evac failures and abandonments is the Berlin Airlift.

We had the logistics to mount a months long rescue operation that could get everyone fleeing out decades before these rushed withdrawals.

Everyone in Saigon and Kabul could have been gotten out, fuck we could have mounted a rolling evac bringing collaborators behind lines and transporting them in a trickle so that the last folks out are in a relatively empty air schedule. Expanding and contracting sphere, keep everyone who’s in it willingly behind the line so long as they willingly continue to move with it.

FordBeeblebrox ,

We go in get the resource then leave. Werner van Braun got a first class ticket to the US

Soldiers in the sandbox were playing COD on Xboxes in the hooch before going out to a real life version where people lived in bombed out huts, then promising if you work with us you’ll get a better life in America

The US military has many faults but logistics is not one. Every single terp and their cousin could be living in Milwaukee right now…but we fucking chose not to.

Pushing functional birds off a carrier deck to make room for people is the definition of Churchill’s quote. Americans will do the right thing after exhausting every other option.

Donebrach ,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

This presupposes that every single person working to make change in their home is willing to just up and leave at a moments notice (or years in advance, which kind of undermines the entire motive to want to effect change, again in their home)

PhlubbaDubba ,

I’d imagine all but the densest motherfuckers on the face of the earth would see that the force standing between them and summary execution at best is calling the retreat and realize the value of being alive somewhere else vs dying on the patch of dirt you happened to feel the most attached to at that moment.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq

😂😂😂😂😂

Norgur , in LOCK EM UP
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Wouldn’t she already have those powers now as vice president?

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

nightwatch_admin ,

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

folekaule ,

And better yet, he’s not running for re-election.

nightwatch_admin ,

Exactly, going out with a


<span style="color:#323232;">* B O O M *  
</span>

and no one can lay a finger on him.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president’s army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

mkwt ,

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

Ilovethebomb ,

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump’s supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There’d be a civil war.

Duamerthrax ,

They’re already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, that’s my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

zbyte64 ,

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system …

MossyFeathers , in Goober
itsnicodegallo , in Growing Old

This meme is so old that I was 27 when I first read it.

can ,

Now you’re 27 and a half

Batman ,

Half a year latre

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Is that the English spelling of later?

Viking_Hippie ,

No, it’s the Danish spelling of climb. Missing a k, though.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a5b3da6-1268-47fd-8641-7bbb7c5d04be.jpeg

TheRaven , in President 360 No Scope...
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Congrats everyone, we got the Purge, but remember this is America where hoarding happens. Everyone doesn’t get one day, one person gets 4 years.

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