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drunkpostdisaster ,

I am 37. I need to die.

LodeMike OP ,

Why

aidan ,

I am half-way through 21 now so I can’t say I’m basically a teenager anymore :(

RagingRobot ,

Oh 27 I’m 27… Oh wait… No!!!

sebsch ,

I know this and I am in my 40ies.

Agent641 ,

Dont blink, or you’ll be 47

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The first time I can remember feeling old was when I was walking home behind a couple of kids and one said to the other in a cautionary tone that there was a “big ol’ guy” (or words to that effect) behind them. I guess I seemed menacing in some way? I was in my early twenties, which means those kids are older now than I was then.

Snowclone ,

I think mine was when I turned 30 and all my health fell apart, and I needed a lot of treatment you hear old people talk about.

Dagwood222 ,

I was about 17. Slapped the awing of a building for no particular reason. Little kid walkign with his Daddy says “That man is tall!”

First time anyone called me a man.

glitchdx ,

be like me. Can’t become old if you identify as an immortal god to whom age has no meaning.

doesn’t stop my back from hurting through.

thorbot ,

Average Lemmy user mentality

PieMePlenty ,

I still remember the day I grew old. After forgetting my change at a self checkout machine, an younger attendant ran after me and refered to me as ‘sir’. After that day, I was no longer young. I was 29.

ignotum ,

I’m sorry that happened to you sir

BigPotato ,

I remember the day as well. I walked all through the store grabbing everything I needed and while waiting in the checkout I realized I forgot the milk. I laughed and said “Oh wow” then the guy behind me looked at me and I shrugged and said “I forgot the milk!” and left the line I’d been standing in for a few minutes to get the milk.

My age at the time didn’t matter because it was on that day, I became old. Talking to strangers in the grocery store, forgetting to get the milk, and laughing about it? Old.

chiliedogg ,

The first time you find yourself yelling at a young person for loitering is like a religous experience.

Katzastrophe ,
@Katzastrophe@feddit.org avatar

Damn, I turned old when I grabbed some coloring pages off the ground to give them back to a child and got called the “nice fat lady” afterwards by the child. Double whammy

Blackmist ,

I realised I had become an adult when some woman told her kid “that mister” would tell him off if he didn’t behave, and gestured in my direction. I looked behind me. There was nobody there.

I had become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. Fear me, little children, and despair.

Moneo ,

Mister, this is a Wendys.

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Me remembering I turn 27 in 13 days. 💀

recklessengagement ,

Welcome to the 27 club

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Don’t you have to die to join the club?

recklessengagement ,

Not sure, I just assumed it had to do with being 27

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes, being 27 and dieing, preferably of an overdose or some other sudden causes. The club includes such illustrious members such as Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Amy Winehouse.

decivex ,

Turn back now!

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Bro how? This ride is out of control.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

Now you are that much closer to 50 than birth!

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

When I turned 25, my mom told me I’m a quarter of a century old and that hit me so hard

ianovic69 , (edited )
@ianovic69@feddit.uk avatar

Now realise that when you reach 75, on average, you will have been asleep for 25 years.

I have tried to reduce that average but it takes it’s toll.

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Up until recently, I slept absurd amounts of time. Untreated auto-immune disease and a severe vitamin D deficiency will make a gal sleepy lol.

nl4real ,

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

LodeMike OP ,

No ❤️

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

This doesn’t stop even when you hit 40

Squorlple ,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

I never understood why this particular meme needed to be told from within the SpongeBob universe

TheBraveSirRobbin , (edited )

Probably because a bunch of people around the age that relate with the meme are still watching SpongeBob

LodeMike OP ,

Yes. This. Speaks to the twenty-something crowd well.

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

I throw you another question, why not?

Squorlple ,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

More effort for the creator to edit? Possibly isolates audiences unfamiliar with the franchise, particularly those who wouldn’t know that the fish is a newscaster or that the stylized TV is a TV? Also, the wojak is underwater and as a human presumably wouldn’t be able to breathe (boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder).

I’m also just now noticing that a real life photo of clothes has been edited onto the cartoon wojak. It seems like there’s too much hyperstylization in the visuals in contrast to what is supposed to be a generic idea in the message.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

I’m 32.

Get off my lawn.

LodeMike OP ,

Ok

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

You have a lawn? Impressive!

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Me and my spouse rent a 2B2B trailer in a trailer park. It came with a yard. Lol.

Raglesnarf ,

I turn 30 this year. I’m ready

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Me with my 30+ year-old ass: Oh, this meme is about people in their 20s. This is about me!

HowManyNimons ,

Me in my late 40s: Rustydrd speaks for my demographic! I feel so heard!

itsnicodegallo ,

This meme is so old that I was 27 when I first read it.

can ,

Now you’re 27 and a half

Batman ,

Half a year latre

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Is that the English spelling of later?

Viking_Hippie ,

No, it’s the Danish spelling of climb. Missing a k, though.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a5b3da6-1268-47fd-8641-7bbb7c5d04be.jpeg

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