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poorlytunedAstring , in Massage

The face of a very serious man who knows exactly how funny you think his name is.

For real, though what IS it with people having goofy ass names and heading straight to politics demanding that you vote for Dick Butts as mayor?

Benaaasaaas ,

No no, just the cock

OyenFuton , in may you live in interesting times
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

  • Totally not Cave Johnson
criss_cross ,

That portal 2 bit is brilliant

captain_aggravated , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?
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3+7 = 9 is F tier.

lseif OP ,

because its incorrect ?

captain_aggravated ,
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Yes, thatsthejoke.gif

lseif OP ,

okay

Sam_Bass , in Boy meat

Boy has a bright future with the ladies

laserm , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings

No, bologna is a city in italy

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
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loaExMachina ,

Nice! If I may take a guess as to your favourite… Is it “My Bologna” by Al Yankovic ?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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You are correct!

Blackout , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
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Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

marito , in may you live in interesting times

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

poorlytunedAstring ,

Yeah, he couldn’t get away from the line.

disguy_ovahea , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings

Yup. Fried bologna tastes like hot dogs. It’s pretty good in a grilled cheese.

loaExMachina ,

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

HobbitFoot ,

Geez, don’t have a melt down.

zakobjoa ,
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Are you lost?

theedqueen ,

Pretty sure this is a copy and paste from a post on Reddit that went viral

zakobjoa ,
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Ah okay.

Bakkoda ,

I occasionally will sprinkle shredded cheese in the pan and then set an almost perfectly grilled cheese on that until it crisps on the outside. I do this for both sides. This becomes a Cheese, Grilled but i fully and humbly submit to you that this should be allowed to continue being called a Grilled Cheese. Thank you for your time they who are so knowledgeable in the ways of grilling cheese.

Viking_Hippie ,
SonicBlue03 , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
Kolanaki ,
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Pigs in a blanket 🤤

RandomVideos , (edited ) in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

Why are all x+9 different tiers? They are all really similar so there is no matter for the tier to vary so much(from C)

I dont think a lot of the stuff in the highest tiers deserve their spots. Excluding 3+5 and 4+3, the sums that result less than 11 are boring. The sums that result 10 are especially bad and 5+5 is the worst

Also, 8+7 is objectively S tier

lseif OP ,

very hipster

JackbyDev , in How dare he

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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There’s no way. Let’s get Ghislaine on the phone.

db2 , in dont risk being misinformed!!

Still better than Fox News.

eager_eagle ,
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fox “”““news””“”

Deello ,

Entertainment

Fontasia , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

This is how it feels to skip 5 minutes into a Numberphile video

driving_crooner ,
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Or when you blink in a mathologer one.

sp3tr4l , in may you live in interesting times

Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.

Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.

wazzupdog ,

Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

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