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Sanctus , in Altered Carbon
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Lol @ me being reincarnated as a cat. I can’t pay bills sorry

PunnyName ,

They’d track you until you’re reincarnated into a paying body again.

Fester ,

And by “track” you mean they’d kill you over and over till you roll human.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Dont even remember past lives

Spent 178 years as various insects and sea creatures

Still owe $244’000 on a used honda civic rusting in a scrapyard in a completely different country

FunkyMonk ,

slavery genocide all the turtle down.

snekerpimp ,

Making sure to add LCI, or lifetime compound interest.

SnipingNinja ,

And service charges related to tracking each reincarnation

starman2112 , in *ACTION ROLL*
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Centuries from now, some historian is going to dig up a dusty ass old hard drive, and find this image on it. There will be experts in internet meme history that they will take this meme to, who will be able to identify the exact week that it was posted based on the archaeological record of acorn cop and Taylor Swift jet memes

Zink ,

Hopefully they find our comments too.

‘Sup future people! Btw all that other shit in the news is really happening! It isn’t some War of the Worlds confusion or running joke or something like that.

davysnavy ,

You really think the future is gonna be less crazy than it is now? I think the future is gonna be fucking insane. Just wait and see what AI does

Zink ,

My thought process was that if the future people exist and have the means to read these comments, they could be from one of the timelines where civilized minds won out. Plenty of the bad timelines won’t have anybody there to read these words. :/

JoShmoe , in I miss windows

Whoa this studio has a separate room for the toilet. I don’t think I can afford this.

Blackmist ,
JoShmoe ,

That writer is pretty good. It had me invested.

yamapikariya , in Moaned
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It was only funny with barbenheimer. Now I don’t trust any other mash-ups to be community driven. A bunch have been corporate shills

jettrscga ,
bingbong ,

Danimal Crossing

Schmoo ,
bingbong ,

Exactly

rambling_lunatic ,

Doom Crossing

CCF_100 ,
smotherlove , in Taylor is getting all the attention

Who cares? They’re rich as fuck, neither of them have any idea what a real problem is.

EvokerKing ,

Are you saying rich people don’t have problems? Because that’s far from true. Although they are less severe problems, they are one you probably can’t comprehend about some weird business shit and other stuff nobody knows about.

smotherlove ,

I’m saying when you have 9+ figures in the bank, you have no idea what a real problem is until you get so old that modern medicine can’t treat you anymore.

Jumuta ,

I disagree, none of the exploitative rich billionaires look happy

smotherlove ,

Having no real problems does not make anyone happy, I don’t know where you got that idea.

themeatbridge ,

If you could find a way to be happy, you would never exploit so many people to get that wealthy.

brbposting ,
exscape ,

Money doesn't solve everything. The probably have way more issues with stalkers and death threats than any of us do, for example. Even with hired security that can't feel very good.

smotherlove ,

If you can solve it with money you already have, it’s not a real problem. If you can hide from it in a mansion, it’s not a real problem.

Tangent5280 ,

I can’t figure out why this is so hard to comprehend. The rich have so many alternatives that the poor don’t to any given problem, and its still so common to find the middle class rise to take up pitchforks for the richest segments.

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

oh no if only they didn’t put themselves out there in the public eye all the fucking time

EvokerKing ,

Not true at all. Take a look at Elon musk for example. Just because he has money doesn’t stop him from being sued or keeps the government out of his ass. He gets all this negativity from the media and other things and you act like he doesn’t exist because he has lots of money. And I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve it, but you are still insulting a real person, no matter how much money he has. The human brain finds ways to make small things seem big. We all need problems to thrive or else life would be lifeless and boring. If you’ve ever watched the show The Good Place, you might remember the scene where everybody is so happy for so many years that they basically became boring slugs that don’t do anything and have no emotion. To say that the rich are exempt from this is bs. They are humans like everyone else and all humans have these problems.

ChicoSuave ,

Rich people pay for our lives to be shittier through lobbying self interests. They don’t care about you. Why do you care about them?

EvokerKing ,

I don’t care about them. I’m just saying that the argument that they don’t have problems is completely invalid.

Tangent5280 ,

It’s almost alien to me too. Just can’t wrap my head around it. Maybe I’m getting too old.

Tangent5280 ,

Oh boo fucking hoo.

When you get the IRS on your ass, you lose your hair from the stress, your colon turns inside out, you get every one of your transactions scrutinised, and you scramble to deal with it while trying to still keep your life going. When musk gets the IRS on his ass, he hires the best tax lawyers in the world to deal with it, and fucks off to his private beach to sip martinis and get sucked off by whoever the fuck. If he’s feeling particularly ornery, he calls up his accountant and donates a billion dollars in “favors” and “services” to whichever SuperPAC lobbies to defund the IRS. Same if he gets sued or slandered by the media or whatever other problem you can think off. As long as it doesn’t threaten his wealth at a systemic scale, he doesn’t have to give two fucks.

As far as I see, Elon Musk is bigger than a real person. He can insulate himself from real people problems to such a degree that many of these problems dont even show up on his radar, instead being taken care of by his assistants before they get to his table. You have as much in common with elon musk as human DNA does to Onion DNA - technically you’re similar to each other in that you’re both human beings, but you aren’t even close to the same thing.

The only problems that he might have in common with normal people are interpersonal ones.

I really don’t understand how you would even arrive to “My calling is to defend Elon Musk”. I feel dirty even spending the time to write this comment.

smotherlove ,

Elon Musk is a human? I’m not convinced, but I guess we’ll know for sure once we cut his head off with a guillotine.

Coasting0942 ,

Yeah, poor people don’t worry about guillotines

Neon ,

nono, you see, he’s rich. That makes all his Problems automatically invalid.

do we need the /s? sadly probably yes.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Personally I think what makes his problems being invalid is being a pedophilic rapist that will never face justice.

Frozengyro ,

Yea oddly, celebrities die younger and if suicide more often than the average (depending how you want to define that) person. At least in the US. So they do deal with personal problems, and even have greater access to far greater resources to deal with their problems. But life is hard, for all of us.

SkyezOpen ,

A wise man once said, mo’ money, mo’ problems.

MystikIncarnate ,

Was he wise though?

MystikIncarnate ,

He said that rich people don’t know what real problems are. Look, we all have our little issues and problems, okay? I don’t think that anyone is saying that’s invalid because someone has money. But when you get into a real problem, where you have to pick between paying rent and living with a roof over your head for another month, or buying groceries so you don’t starve in your dwelling… Then you have a real problem. Go homeless and eat, or have a home and starve?

IDK. I’d probably pay rent. At least I can die in the comfort of my living room… Rather than suffer every day trying to stay warm/dry/cool/safe…

anarchyrabbit ,

Avicci was rich, he had severe mental problems which lead to his suicide. They don’t have financial problems but I can bet they deal with similar personal problems.

Avicci was just the first that came to mind.

smotherlove ,

Something something the exception proves the rule

Anyhow odds are the average rich person would slap me in the face with piss if I asked them for sympathy so fuck em, they’re all dead to me

anarchyrabbit ,

Well they way I see it I literally dgaf about how much or how little money a person it’s the way they behave in society and what they contribute contribute to society that carries their value an worth to me at least. Just because Mr Jones happens to be more successful than me according to bank account, I’m not gonna be sour about it.

Succefull people are still people. They have the same emotions as each of us. Like I said they don’t have financial problems but they certainly have emotional problems, family problems, relationship problems etc.

Yes this thread is about Taylor Swift. Whether she is a good or a bad person, I couldn’t tell you. I don’t follow her.

There are good people on this world and you don’t have to look too far. Whether they have money or less is irrelevant.

Tldr; yes many wealthy people are dicks but not all.

I’m drunk rn. Don’t take this too seriously

MystikIncarnate ,

I will hand it to you that money doesn’t mean that all of your issues go away. You got me there.

What I will say to that is… Having money makes problems easier to handle, and can make the problems the responsibility of someone else to solve.

Therapists are not cheap.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

RIP Robin Williams

theworstshepard ,

Speaking as a therapist, I am cheap.

Not professionally, it costs over £2k per year to see me weekly.

But personally, I’m cheap as F. One drink and a kind word and I’m yours for the night.

_lilith , in Polluter of the year
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Johanno ,

I still don’t know if that is a troll meme or if people seriously don’t know the risks of co2 emissions.

Dumbkid ,
@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Most people do, and conservative politicians definitely do. But they don’t want to say anything that will effect the oil industry in a negative way.

LarmyOfLone ,

They bitched about taylor swift CO2 emissions, but otherwise never say CO2 emissions are bad. CO2 is bad, CO2 is good, they can’t explain that. Goose angry!

bdonvr , in Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang
crazyCat ,

I’m getting proud parent vibes from your creation.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

I have that same mouse for work stuff. Care to share the model for printing?

bdonvr ,

Yeah np

www.thingiverse.com/thing:2684322

You’ll need some kind of grippy stuff on bottom. I used an adhesive rubber mat like this a.co/d/g8UqtfV and cut it out or those little stick on rubber feet might work.

random_character_a , (edited )
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks a million.

I’ve got a rubber mat that’s meant to keep stuff stable on a dashboard. Little worried that it’s too thick and the end result will be wobbly, but a hardware store is close by.

shininghero , in so fluffy

These are the same people who drive with paper-thin, or even fully rusted off, brake rotors. And then they yell at the mechanics for "upselling them" on brake maintenance.

I firmly believe that brakes should be the absolute last thing to fail on a car. The tires can rupture, the steering shatter, and the car snapped in two, but I must be able to bring the remaining wreckage to a stop.

ironhydroxide ,

Meh, the whole thing needs maintenance.

Brakes won’t do shit when all the tires are flat and you just lock up the wheels. Or when your tie rod end snaps and the car veers off the freeway faster than anyone can react to press the brakes.

Vespair ,

Sure, whatever you say guy who definitely isn’t a shady up-selling mechanic

How can something called a brake, break?

That obviously just makes it more brake

PhobosAnomaly ,

I am both laughing my cock off and wanting to smash the downvote button in sheer rage because I can just see this being an actual conversation.

max ,

And this is why I am so grateful for the yearly inspections for cars in my country. You still have idiots driving, but at least their vehicles will be somewhat safe.

BeefPiano , in Elon hires JC

The joke is that’s John Cena and he says “you can’t see me”

umbrella , in 'We are splattered here today'
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

ever notice how this is getting rare?

we used to get a rain of bugs when travelling by car at night on back roads.

ramirezmike ,

remember how white vehicles were always covered with dead bugs? and how people used to put nets on their front bumper?

Da_Boom ,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Ah yes, the infamous car bra.

PatMustard ,

Improved car aerodynamics I guess

XEAL ,

And less bugs around

toynbee ,

Moreso the bug apocalypse.

PatMustard ,

Yeah that does seem more likely

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

You say that like you think everyone has newer cars. It’s absolutely not about that. It’s our destruction of the climate, which has killed off the majority of insects.

Zoboomafoo ,

That was my first thought as well, it seems to be borh

PatMustard ,

I did a quick search after the other replies came in, scientific consensus seems to be "more research required to be scientific about it, but looks like there are way less bugs about’

Gerudo ,

There are scientists who actually study bug strikes on vehicles. They use it to measure insect decline, and if you’re wondering, it’s massive. I think one article I read had it as high as 40% over the last 20 years in some areas.

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Not just back roads, it used to be almost everywhere. Even riding your bike you often had bugs smash into your face. It’s really eerie now that it’s not a thing anymore.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

15 years ago i couldn’t go for a run without getting a bunch of cluster flies in my teeth and eyes. now, i hardly see them anymore. and not just because i don’t run as often.

Johanno ,

Insects are dying. Especially close to cities. Cars are to blame, but probably even more the human impact on nature, destroying the natural living space.

coffeebiscuit ,

No, it’s climate change and pesticide. (Also cars but not the biggest factor).

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

it’s like saying that sport fishermen are to blame for declining fish population. They aren’t technically wrong. but they aren’t right either.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i tought overfishing was the biggest problem. whats actually killing the fish? pollution?

Randomocity ,

Commercial fishing, pollution, and climate change I believe

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fishing, just not sport fishing. It’s like saying that NASCAR is responsible for pollution. Yeah, not technically wrong, but a drop in the bucket comparatively.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all my fault. I accidentally hit an entire swarm of bees with my car in the 90s and it’s all gone downhill from there. Hell of a thing to clean off.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

We’re paving over open space as fast as possible

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the same with birds.

Growing up I used to get woken up by the sounds of thousands of birds tweeting and chirping.

Now I’m lucky to hear a bird that isn’t a crow

0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6 , in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
@0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6@kbin.social avatar

If you love your screaming child but don't like screaming, you actually like your child more than screaming

Llewellyn ,

Could it be? 🤔

TheDoozer , in Opposite of clickbait

That headline was a rollercoaster.

awwwyissss ,

No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Is that your boyfriend?
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t mean to brag, but my husband can easily sit on a bench for longer than 225 minutes

snek , in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition
@snek@lemmy.world avatar
XEAL ,

While I don’t agree with anti-AI people, the fact that some AI generated content is flawed doesn’t imply that all AI content is of bad quality.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

snek ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who works with LLMs, they shouldn’t…

You still need your chatbot to stick to business rules and act like a real customer service rep, and that’s incredibly hard to accomplish with generative models where you cannot be there to evaluate the generated answers and where the chatbot can go on a tangent and suddenly start to give you free therapy when you originally went in to order pizza.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re great for many applications within the manual loop. They can help customer service reps (as one example) function better, provide more help to users, and dedicate more time to those who still need a human to solve their issues.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

My opinion right now is that companies want you to believe they are 100% capable of replacing humans, but that’s because people in upper management never listen to the damn developers down in the basement (aka me), so they have an unrealistic expectation of AI coupled with an unending desire for money and success.

They are replacing them because they are greedy cunts, not because they are replaceable.

Tar_alcaran ,

LLMs are excellent at producing high-volume, low-quality material. And it’s a sad fact of life that a lot of companies are perfectly willing to use low quality material in their work.

snek ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

If they had ever cared about quality, they would have treated their employees with dignity and paid them enough 😬

Menteros ,

So there’s this concept called economics which you might want to read up on.

snek ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

And has this “economics” business worked for companies today? Has it worked for us?

Menteros ,

Economics: The study of how people allocate scarce resources for production, distribution, and consumption, both individually and collectively.

Maybe you meant to say Capitalism? Capitalism has brought about the greatest wealth and prosperity in the history of mankind. Yes it’s worked for us.

snek ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Huh? Are you replying to the right comment? or to yourself, or what exactly?

joyjoy ,

It’s just like a real person. They only difference (afaik) is you can’t as easily tell ai to get back to work.

creamed_eels ,

Free therapy, you say?

XEAL ,

You still need your chatbot to stick to business rules and act like a real customer service rep, and that’s incredibly hard to accomplish with generative models

Isn’t that what, for instance, OpenAI’s embeddings are for?

My opinion right now is that companies want you to believe they are 100% capable of replacing humans

Probably, but at the moment they can only do it partially.

They are replacing them because they are greedy cunts, not because they are replaceable.

I partially agree. I mean, they are greedy cunts but some tasks like translating from/to certain languages can be easily done even with the free ChatGPT demo with better results than Google Translate, so human translators are unfortunately becoming quite replaceable.

snek ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Do you mean the embeddings? platform.openai.com/docs/…/what-are-embeddings

If so:

The word embeddings and embedding layers are there to represent data in ways that allow the model to make use of them to generate text. It’s not the same as the model acting as a human. It may sound like a human in text or even speech, but its reasoning skills are questionable at best. You can try to make it stick to your company policy but it will never (at this level) be able to operate under logic unless you hardcode that logic into it. This is not really possible with these models in that sense of the word, after all they just predict the best next word to say. You’d have to wrap them around with a shit ton of code and safety nets.

GPT models require massive amounts of data, so they were only that good at languages for which we have massive texts or Wikipedias. If your language doesn’t have good content on the internet or freely available digitalized content on which to train, a machine can still not replace translators (yet, no idea how long this will take until transfer learning is so good we can use it to translate low-resource languages to match the quality of English - French, for example).

yarr ,

While I don’t agree with anti-AI people, the fact that some AI generated content is flawed doesn’t imply that all AI content is of bad quality.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

While I understand that not everyone shares the same views about AI, it’s important to recognize that just because some AI-generated content might have flaws, it shouldn’t lead us to believe that every piece created by AI is subpar. In fact, numerous companies are actively embracing the use of LLMs to replace their workforces. From astronauts to circus clowns, LLMs are taking over roles once reserved for humans. Nowadays, you can even find LLMs crafting the perfect soufflé at Michelin star restaurants, performing heart surgery, and even serving as head coaches for professional sports teams. The sky is no longer the limit, as LLMs have found a way to transcend it - and it’s only a matter of time before they take on the role of Santa Claus. Merry Christmas from your new AI overlords!

snek ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you. This was hilarious.

Adalast ,

It feels like you don’t think the people making these decisions see employee salaries as anything but a line item to minimize or “customer service” as a cost liability. They don’t care about customer experience. Hell, they actively want people to get frustrated and give up because it saves the company money.

XEAL ,

see employee salaries as anything but a line item to minimize

YES. With and without AI in the mix, anything to maximize benefits. Companies would have a full workforce formed by unpaid slaves if they could. Many companies get rid of their oldest and best paid employees to replace them with cheaper ones. Videogame studios fired employees right after a new game was finished just so they didn’t have to pay any benefits to the devs. We are nothing but a medium to make the top execs of a company richer.

They don’t care about customer experience

Not as long as benefits are up to expectations.

Prandom_returns ,

Can you list a few companies that are replacing workforce with LLMs successfully? Without a downgrade in service quality?

If by “companies” you mean scammers - sure.

Prandom_returns ,

Yes, about the same time crypto will become main currency and NFTs replace traditional art in museums.

It’s coming, you hust don’t understand. /s

photonic_sorcerer , in Ewwwwwwwww
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s why I like to stick the butt up against me and reach around working the trigger till it blasts.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sounds kinda hot ngl

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

It is. Personally I love the suppressed ones that don’t get too loud when I cock them, work their safety, and work their oiled parts tenderly.

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Possibly

kittenzrulz123 ,

Not if you have socks on

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)

kittenzrulz123 ,

:3

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

True wisdom.

moistclump ,

Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?

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