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benvars , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Ew

nick , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Diarrhea

bizarroland , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

I know I could do it, but I also know that that burger is going to sit in my stomach like a 10 lb fucking weight for the next 5 days.

No fucking way would I eat that

YaDownWitCPP , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

CodexArcanum , (edited ) in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Nothing came to mind but my hand sympathetically grasped at my heart the moment I saw it. If I had pearls, they’d be clutched!

MissJinx , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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diarrhea

xlash123 , in what then?
@xlash123@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then his supporters would also have to drop trousers in support. I support this alternate timeline

MehBlah ,

Haven you seen them? Have you seen trump? Aeeeeeiiiiiiii!

Fizz , in what then?
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Shaun cooked a little much

bruhduh ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b4be6632-2953-4e82-a4dd-daec690d5021.jpeg

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I’ll manage 🤷

… Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why’d you do this to me? 🙀

sharkfucker420 , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Tummy hurt

partial_accumen , in Goodbye, old friend.

Future Martian geologists. “This rock has no business being here. There must have been a glacier at some point that moved it here.”

wreckedcarzz ,
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“this structure is not a natural formation. someone must have built it, so it must lead somewhere.” vibes

maccentric ,

Aliens!!

deegeese ,

The tracks lead to the rover.

Ferrous ,

I wonder if there’d be a different prefix for a Martian geologists. I suppose they could be called areologists?

variants ,

What are you, an etymologist?

thesporkeffect ,

Those brave men and women who gave their all to study the areola, no matter the cost

E: but aresiologer sounds cool

theneverfox ,
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I used to think that data was easily preserved, so clearly it’d be around for future generations

I no longer think this to be true - not without extensive work to keep it alive

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Crazy haired martain: EARTHLINGS

chagall , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Tums

ChicoSuave , in what then?

Diaper exposed, belly drooping over the front.

taiyang ,

Oh no, not this image before bed. No no no.

HappycamperNZ ,

Quick, find the porn.

No Rule 34, not you!!!

T00l_shed ,

His FUDA?

Viking_Hippie , (edited ) in Kill, fuck, marry: Biden, Trump, Kennedy?

Kill, kill, fuck, respectively. Being married to a politician doesn’t mix with social anxiety 😛

Edit: Wait a sec, you mean RFK Jr, not JFK? Kill, kill, kill, then 😛

saltesc , in what then?

Fuck you, Shaun. I didn’t need that in my head and there you are putting it in there, knowing full well what you’re doing.

But jokes on you! The image of one fist in the air while the other clutches onto pants as he’s rushed off… A consolation prize.

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