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Denvil , in Markets will surely do

A free market self regulates for nothing but profit

ICastFist ,
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And to kill competition, which helps with profit

Patquip , in Describe your gender using only US states

ME

name_NULL111653 ,

WY?

odium ,

WA?

Bassman1805 ,

Ah, Waluigi. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

OH!

jaybone ,

OK

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

OK

brbposting , in Meme of theseus

10/10 title

The Ship of Theseus is a thought experiment about whether if it is an object, after having had all its original components replaced, remains the same thing.

poppy ,

I’m currently reading a book called The Wager and I’m learning a lot about ships. Apparently like even your average ship was basically rebuilt each year because they just fell apart constantly. So I guess like all ships are Ships of Theseus.

gandalf_der_12te ,

Yeah, the same happens to the human body. Cells constantly have to be renewed.

kryptonianCodeMonkey , in Opposite of clickbait

If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

Her: can you pass the potatoes?

Him: Oh! You taking the potatoes as well as the house huh?!

TexMexBazooka , in Cursed

You can say cum on the internet

hunter2 ,

Sorry, you can say what?

PP_BOY_ ,
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eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

what are you doing, step bro?

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Joe mama

Lath ,

Cum is like Scum, but the S is silent.

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

He was typing tho

ryannathans ,

I thought it was coom on the internet

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I know it’s the state I found the meme in

MasterNerd , in They'll make anything you need
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Fuck Texas Instruments. All my homies hate Texas Instruments

Seriously trying to charge $100 for a calculator running 50-year-old hardware (the ti-84’s CPU, the zilog z80 was created in 1976). Fucking ridiculous

AI_toothbrush ,

But at the same time as a semiconductor manufacturer i really like them. They have high quality ics for literally everything. I think that they are so big that the different parts of the company dont even interact.

lemmyman ,

TI USB controllers and switching supplies are half of my BOMs

Landless2029 ,

It’s also a racket because all the freaking textbooks used it so it because require to have that exact one at my school

AscendantSquid ,

The textbooks all used it because TI made it that way, they pressured the education agencies to make it so.

protist ,

But they seem to last forever, so there are a ton available in the aftermarket. My TI-89 from 1997 still works like new, and I plan to bequeath it to my son

PeterPoopshit , (edited )

But they make the z80 and they’re so proud of the shitty 8 bit processor they made 50 years ago so they’re forcing people to use it and pay modern prices for it. They eventually made an ez80 which is like the z80 but better in some ways and it sounds impressive but if you ever try to design a homebrew computer out of one, you’ll find that it’s not very worthwhile due to the lack of a external wait state insertion pin and if you want to build something better than a z80 or 6502 homebrew, there are better choices than an ez80.

EvokerKing ,

Only the ti83-84 are shit. The old ti89 and newer ti nspire are actually really good. I bought a ti89 on eBay for $20 and even though it is 20 something years old it’s still better than there new ti84 color stuff.

user1234 ,

They may be expensive for what you get, but they’re built to last. Still using the TI-83 that I got in 1997 and it works as good as the day I got it.

Rakonat , in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

If you think a girl’s hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

the_third ,

It is part of my sworn duty to thaw those blocks of ice.

Although I have noticed, things have become a lot less dire since we gave in and let the dog sleep at the foot end of the bed. 35kg of fur covered bio heater help.

smileyhead ,

Ice creams

uid0gid0 ,

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

Slovene ,

Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

Kusimulkku ,

Legs? How about your back lol

Rakonat ,

Im not Al Bundy and didn’t marry Peg.

Kusimulkku ,

I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me

theotherone , in I would have disowned him too.
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

He graduated to Dad.

originalucifer , in Task failed successfully?
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

saved himself a quarter by not usin one of them fancy suicide booths

Everythingispenguins ,

That is why you put the quarter on a string

pete_the_cat , in Merry christmas you weirdos

I’m still confused regarding the picture…

cosmicrookie ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a split sausage but took me a while too

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Classic Swedish Christmas dish. Microwaved sausage.

9point6 ,

I must know more

Either I’m hoping I’m gonna learn about a strange tradition or that I’m about to read a load of carefully crafted bullshit to seem like the former.

Either way I’m happy, so tell me more about your traditional festively microwaved sausages

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

We take the korv, it’s red skin colored with falu rödfärg, and it is microwaved to just before it cracks open. After that we cut the skin and put on mustard and ketchup. It is served with whole grilled onion and Pyssling Pudding. A mix of lime jell-o and chocolate.

9point6 ,

Okay I was with you until

Served with […] Pyssling Pudding. A mix of lime jell-o and chocolate.

What in the hell, this clearly goes much deeper than I imagined

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time to the rescue! (Though here specifically they do not microwave it)

kWazt ,

Such a shame that they ran out of ideas after they moved apartments and were never able to step away from the kitchen smashing with viking weaponry running joke. They were good dudes. I still have their apron lying around.

madmaurice ,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

How classic is it? Because microwaves have not really been around for that long.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

We used to just eat it cold

DagonPie ,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

I like you OP

gravitas_deficiency ,

Right? They’re obvious not a banana.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No they seem suspiciously banana-like imo

pete_the_cat ,

After staring at it for a good 15 or so seconds, after knowing that, I can kinda see how it looks like a hotdog lol

FlyingSquid , in Truly inspirational
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad it worked for him, but if someone did that to me, I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

BunnyKnuckles ,
@BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website avatar

Healthy fuck.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Fine! Fine! I’ll go jogging, you bastard!

Saltblue ,

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

KeefChief13 , in Here as well

Nice weve all been lifting.

BossDj ,

Damn shrinkflation the T shirts just keep getting smaller

teichflamme ,

Lifting burgers and cupcakes

EyIchFragDochNur , in I know it's one of you guys

Because real men wait until marriage to masturbate

bobs_monkey ,

I mean, it just never occured to me to drill a hole in a bar of soap, lotion and Palmela Handerson work just fine.

Lemminary ,

That’s funny. We say Manuela in Spanish because “mano” means hand

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

In Sweden it’s Lena Handén (Lena = the soft, Handen = hand)

Slovene ,

Levaka Rukič i Desanka Šakič.

GutsBerserk ,

Made me lol 😆

JamesBean , in Holes
@JamesBean@kbin.social avatar

I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

cm0002 ,

Budding!

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

He’s also been shown to change his morphology at will so…he is the rec-dangle

Dylan , in Poor doggo

Me: Aw you poor dog come here.

Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.

Badger: Oh shit forreal?

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, those aren’t earthworms…

OutlierBlue ,

Badger: I think there might be something to this domestication thing.

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