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slapchop , in Tick tock 🕚
metaStatic ,

I thought this was on a loop but when it finally hit I was totally caught off guard.

redballooon ,

What? That’s not a loop?

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Just keep watching.

redballooon ,

Umm… no

mexicancartel ,

Keep watching even more it hits finally

QuazarOmega ,

Shoot, I missed it! Guess I gotta start from the beginning

guiguinofake ,

Yeah I didn’t know gifs could be this long!

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

truck: consequences

cylinder: Trump

clumsyninza ,

Why does this feel so weird?

Gork ,

Because the gif is cursed

clumsyninza ,

The anticipation never ceases.

baseless_discourse , in He was ahead of his time

Rookie.

I will simply be turned on by girls with dicks.

improvise, adapt, overcome

amio ,

Modern "problems" -> modern solutions

cazsiel ,

based

ech0 ,

No he’s baseless

ElBarto ,

It’s the best of both worlds!

Hotdogman , in Oh no. OH NO.

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water…

I don’t even know what to fn say.

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

“YES”

devious , in Part of a balanced diet

I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.

saltesc ,

I run out of olives, then tell myself not to do it, but still sneak a sip of juice from the jar.

“You’re disgusting.”

“DON’T YOU JUDGE ME, ME!”

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fun fact - a sip or two of pickle juice is a great cure for heartburn. I don’t even like pickles, but I’ll do it because it works.

I can’t stand olives, even more than I dislike pickles, so idk if olive juice would do the same, but it is, at least, not grosser from an objective view 😅

Timecircleline ,

I’ve heard apple cider vinegar shots being helpful for the same reason

n3m37h ,

Yeah, by giving you immense heartburn for 30 seconds

Agent641 ,

Drinking pickle juice is a dangerous game. Misjudge your jar tilt and one of those slippery bois will just shoot down your gullet and shuffle you off this mortal coil in the blink of a cucumber.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Olive oil is very healthy, has anyone tried pickle oil I wonder?

new_acct_who_dis ,

Would that just be cucumber oil?

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Well yes and maybe no lol, if the oil is extracted after the pickling process it probably has added features and benefits

vsis , in 100, here I cum
@vsis@feddit.cl avatar

middle aged would be around 36.

I didn’t come here to be insulted.

lem_dart ,

Spitting truth

Dr_Fetus_Jackson ,

Me: *turns 51 in a few days

Also me: “fuck”

somerand0mcat , in The more they censor, bigger it gets
Willer ,

oh is it already white pixel time?

somerand0mcat ,

yeah, r/place is about to end

Lix_xD ,

Feels too soon bruh

Lix_xD ,

Feels too soon bruh

nepenthes ,
@nepenthes@lemmy.world avatar

I like that the S is a $

asunaspersonalasst ,
@asunaspersonalasst@lemmy.world avatar

Whoever decided to turn the S into a dollar sign is a fuccin artist wwwwww

somerand0mcat ,

fr

Dagwood222 , in Trump's answer today reminded me of his infamous "Nuclear" quote.

Years ago I saw a show where a teacher gave a slow learner a business card sized piece of paper with a small rectangle cut out of the center. Instead of having to look at an entire page of print at once, the card let the student cut it down to one word at a time so they wouldn’t feel so intimidated.

Whenever I start to read a quote from Trump I want that little card, so I’m not overwhelmed by his sheer intelligence.

800XL ,

If you happen to see your post response here later on as a reply to a non-related post, but the idea is the same, it was me. This is one of the greatest replies I have seen on Lemmy and probably Reddit back in the day. It tells so much in so little and I identify with it.

I never knew how to express how intellectually insecure I feel listening to Trump speak and reading text of what he says. No I know what to do. Thank you, friend!

Dagwood222 ,

Happy to help!

janNatan , in Robots are the future

So, I thought it was trying to locate the power socket on the wall and plug itself in. This was great.

LainTrain , in Uh oh

What?

unexposedhazard ,

The image depicts a know violent asshole. The wife is not calling the Pizza place but instead calling 911.

Num10ck ,

Kanye is violent?

db2 ,

The sun is bright?

jeffreyosborne ,

Cheese is round?

CanadianCarl ,

Not if I melt it.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I hadn’t actually heard of any abuse allegations either. I also don’t keep up with celebrity stuff anymore. I just knew that if a fruitcake saw him, it would turn to another fruitcake and say “that guy is nutty”

curbstickle , (edited )

Abusive, yes, but as far as I’m aware not violent. Still fits (calling 911 as per the post), but not for physical abuse.

He has been known to publicly harass and threaten (it’s why he was barred from the Grammy awards), he’s been sued by employees for harassment, intimidation, retaliation,and discrimination, and even failure to pay his employees, and he’s also being sued by his former personal* assistant for sexual harassment, including him masturbating in front of her.

Kanye is 100% an abusive PoS. Just not, as of now, physically abusive afaik.

Edit: Stupid autocorrect typo personally/personal

Edit 2: Some violence

pagesix.com/…/kanye-west-sued-for-allegedly-punch…

vanityfair.com/…/kanye-west-reportedly-under-inve…

Second article starts with an amazing line:

Kanye West, the disgraced former shoe salesman and dinner companion of Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes

unexposedhazard ,

I think he beat up a papparazzi once but that is the extent of his physical violence i guess yeah.

curbstickle ,

Forgot about that, and I think someone who asked for an autograph?

The paparazzi one, unfortunately, I can understand.

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

The autograph one was an “autograph dealer” that was repeatedly getting autographs to sell. He had been following Kanye around, popping up at restaurants, etc… Not saying it was right, just giving some context.

LainTrain ,

Pizza place?

unexposedhazard ,

Pizzaz Palace

Modest_Toxic ,

She’s calling to order a pizza but dials 911 instead

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

They’re referring to when someone experiencing domestic abuse calls 999 and pretends to order a pizza, when really that’s a signal to the police that they need help.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Calls 999

🇬🇧

Viking_Hippie ,

Innit!

Grabthar ,

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 now though, right?

LainTrain ,

Ah never heard of that before!

hungryphrog ,

There was this thing where a woman pretended to order pizza but actually called 911 on her abusive husband.

RegalPotoo , in Eat it
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Balloon cops

As they are more commonly known the FAA, and their enforcement arm - the USAF

cordlesslamp ,

The FAA can command the USAF?

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

As they’re part of the federal government’s executive branch, kind of?

CookieOfFortune ,

I mean there was that Chinese balloon last year that was literally shot down by a F-22 so… yes?

DreamlandLividity ,

They don’t command them, but they call them in like you call the police.

Fun fact: From time to time, a pilot forgets to change frequency when entering a new area. This means the plane looks like it is not communicating. This is the most common reason why jets are sent to intercept an airliner. Of course, I would pay to see a recording of the pilots as they see the jet in front of them and realize they messed up.

Wilzax ,

Why would they send jets before trying different frequencies?

Seems like a waste of resources and too rapid of an escalation imo

DreamlandLividity , (edited )

I think switching to a frequency that a different region uses could be dangerous, since then the airplanes near do border would receive the signal but the airport wouldn’t. This could lead to misscommunications.

Also, the airline pays for the jets.

PS: source is youtu.be/9qM-xN7Bgg8

PPS: They do try the emergency frequency, routing a message through the previous area controller as well as anything else they can think of first. I left it out for brevity. Of course, fighter jets are not the first choice.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Not directly, but depending on the airspace you are violating you might end up meeting some people who have absolutely zero chill

Rolive ,

They have no jurisdiction in Europe though.

MonkderDritte ,

Air space is regulated and enforced here too. Even for drones.

Yurgenst , in Real

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

hobowillie ,

People also have survivorship bias with these things. Sure your refrigerator might have lasted forever but quite a few others did not. There is a reason why appliance repair places existed and were much more common than today.

Voyajer ,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

They’ve also gotten more complex over time, increasing difficulty of repair.

Peppycito ,

That’s to increase perceived obsolescence, where it still works okay but the bells and whistles broke. Also why they put pretty colorful thread on fancy truck seats. Your ass wears it off and makes an $80k truck look ratty.

RecluseRamble ,

Right but often unnecessarily so. Nobody asked for “smart” fridges or washing machines.

frunch ,

Exactly this!! The function of appliances hasn’t changed hardly at all since their inception: washers wash, dryers dry, refrigerators cool, ovens/stoves heat. No “smart” capabilities necessary, or at least nothing that simple mechanical controls and switches couldn’t handle.

booly ,

Plus they’re cheaper, relative to repair professionals’ labor.

If a new refrigerator costs the same as 100 hours of skilled labor, then a 10 hour repair job (plus parts that cost the same as 1/10 of a refrigerator) will be economically feasible.

But if a new fridge costs the same as 20 hours of skilled labor, and the more complex parts come in more expensive assemblies, then there’s gonna be more jobs don’t pass a cost benefit threshold. As a category, refrigerator repair becomes unfeasible, and then nobody gets skilled in that field.

ChapulinColorado ,

While that is true, items are purposely made unrepairable now. You don’t have right to repair movements because John Deere and Apple devices are so much more complex to repair for common failure points. You have those movements emerging because companies make it extremely difficult in the name of profit or style. With equally skilled (and due to the internet more informed) and capable repair personnel not being able to even partake in the process.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

yeah thats because they are made intentionally uneconomical and difficult to repair now

pyre ,

people underestimate how useful and frequently necessary icepicks used to be.

fmstrat ,

I bet there is a Technology Connections video on this.

Xey ,

If I remember correctly there is.

Edit: youtu.be/8PTjPzw9VhY?si=lZBGgrdze8s2NXfN

uis ,

There is no problem in sticking second compressor wirhout greatly reducing fridge lifespan.

shasta , in Just $99?

4th sign fell down. It probably said

ROOM

TODAY

HonoraryMancunian ,

Carpet for your only whole $99 room only

Skates , in Starter Guide

5 years ago

old

Now listen here you little shit

Exusia OP ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had this in my roll for a hot minute

Sparky , in Makes my head ache to look at.
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Omg is that a 70s faucet knob?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Yes!

3ntranced ,

70s? I’m still rocking these bad boys in 2024

CptEnder ,

They did have a smooth turning action

stoy , in Heiroglyphs

Meanwhile, here in Sweden, when I get a perscription, my doctor types on his computer for five min, I then walk to any pharmacy, hand them my ID, of they have it they will offer a cheaper alternative, if they don’t have any of the medicine, they will tell me which pharmacy does, if none has it they will order it for me.

Damage ,

Same here in Italy, but it took COVID to get them off their asses and finish the system for this that was already 90% there

Flughoernchen ,

Here in Germany it was introduced last year (I think). Heard it still causes trouble on the organization side, but as a patient it works great.

AI_toothbrush ,

It even works for animal medicine. My cat needed some and the pharmacy just ordered it!

Maalus ,

Works for a couple of years in Poland. You give them your personal identity number and a 4 digit number you get from a doctor (or you can go to a government website and get it from your perscriptions directly) and you get your perscription. We also have websites dedicated to finding medication, available to everyone. You can even sometimes reserve it online.

Iceblade02 ,

Oh it’s a problem here to. You do not want to know how much information is passed on through rapidly scrawled sticky notes in our healthcare system - particularly in emergency situations.

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