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creamed_eels ,

Same, what a shame

creamed_eels ,

I have a friend who loses his mind when anyone uses this (who isn’t Australian.) He is also not Australian, not sure what his burden is

creamed_eels ,

Quiet, you fool!

creamed_eels ,

Well, how was the fucking pizza?

creamed_eels ,

Try www.justtherecipe.com

creamed_eels ,

No, the earthquake was about Americans needing to repent and turn their backs on sinful, unraked forests

creamed_eels ,

Look, I don’t need no woke lie-berry to show my younguns how wear purty dresses and to do the gay sex!

creamed_eels ,

That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity.

creamed_eels ,

This is what is meant when people talk about the patriarchy and toxic masculinity hurting everyone. It’s not “all men are bad!” But rather the idea that men aren’t allowed by society to have feelings other than anger, or are unable to be raped, or need to just “man up” when they are suffering-It’s all bullshit, and so harmful to men and boys. I’m so sorry for what you went through, and I hope you were able to find peace.

creamed_eels ,

I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

creamed_eels ,

The Olympic-tier mental gymnastics touting conformity in fucking Texas of all places is truly astonishing. I mean, is it personal freedumbs and rugged, short-haired individuality or is it the Stepford state? Make up your gd minds

creamed_eels ,

Holy shit, Dead Milkmen. I haven’t thought of them for years, thanks for reminding me!

creamed_eels ,

“We can’t not have poverty, it’s just not biblical”

-paraphrasing this one idiot nationalist christian whose slimy name escapes me atm

creamed_eels ,

Free therapy, you say?

creamed_eels ,

If the earth is flat, then where do the CHUDs and Morlocks live huh? Chessmate!

creamed_eels ,

…she said he had been put on a delayed vaccination programme.

I’m not familiar with this. Can any English readers enlighten me? Why was it delayed?

creamed_eels ,

The way it’s written implies the kid was placed in some sort of DHS “program” (?) maybe a scheduling thing (?), not that the mother was an anti-vax idiot, although it’s entirely possible she was. Either way the poor kid died of a preventable disease. Terrible.

creamed_eels ,

So it does sound like something she chose because…autism or whatever else these types pull out of their ass. It’s heartbreaking for those kids

creamed_eels ,

Yes, absolutely. But it’s still total garbage that the revelation comes only after her poor son is effected personally. People need to realise and care their shit takes have devastating real world consequences not only for themselves but others around them.

creamed_eels ,

“What’s that melting refrigerator? I thought this was an undressing app!”

creamed_eels ,

My fellow murricans, it really a free nation if we can’t come together to shoot homeless people in the streets?

creamed_eels ,

Manul

Boomers won’t part with their homes, and that’s a problem for young families (www.cnn.com)

Buying a family-sized home with three or more bedrooms used to be manageable for young people with children. But with home prices climbing faster than wages, mortgage rates still close to 23-year highs and a shortage of homes nationwide, many Millennials with kids can’t afford it. And Gen Z adults with kids? Even harder....

creamed_eels ,

I read the disaster insurance in some states are so outrageous or even unobtainable, so private citizens can’t even get a mortgage (no insurance, no loan) anymore-assuming they could afford one to begin with. The only ones who can afford to outright buy in some places are corporations and foreign interests. It’s fucking trash.

creamed_eels ,

They do

creamed_eels ,

Judge Cannon seems pretty ok to impede any progress she possibly can.

creamed_eels ,

What does being a conservative mean in Spain? Is it similar/the same as the U.S.?

creamed_eels ,

Oh Ken M, will you ever learn?

creamed_eels ,

“Oh bother! America steals all the hunny!”

creamed_eels ,

Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle

creamed_eels ,

I thought you were going to write he uses bronzer instead of a shower

creamed_eels ,

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

creamed_eels ,

[Yakety Sax starts playing]

creamed_eels ,

“But everyone on /stormfront loved it!”

"If you tell a lie big enough and tell it frequently enough, people will eventually come to believe it". What is an example of this happening today?

I would really rather that these were actual examples, and not conspiracy theories. We all have our own unsubstantiated ideas about what shadowy no-gooders are doing, but I’d rather hear about things that are actually happening.

creamed_eels ,

So it worked!

creamed_eels ,

A while ago I read Bezos was posed a question about why he isn’t using his money and power to help impoverished people. IIRC he replied with something along the lines of “oh, we did a study and poverty is a moral failing, it can’t be solved, now if you’ll excuse me I have to go buy a dick-shaped rocket”

Ok, I made the rocket part up but you get the idea, Jeff Bezos is a pos

creamed_eels ,

He’s like the unfortunate result of Jerry Springer, Rush Limbaugh and Morton Downey Jr spreading idiocy and bullshit everywhere, setting the stage

creamed_eels ,

Let’s all forget him again, he doesn’t deserve remembrance

creamed_eels ,

I thought about that then I got mad all over again because of the “Now that it affects me, it’s important!” angle. But yeah, at least he was apologetic about that one thing and it would def be unthinkable any regressive would apologise about anything today.

Rush Limbaugh (who coincidentally replaced Downey when Downey got fired from his job) took the “smoking is a-ok!” to his lung-cancerous grave

creamed_eels ,

I prefer that upstart young firebrand, Mr. Nitup!

creamed_eels ,

Wait, what did Joe Pesci do?

creamed_eels ,

Right, because tearing a picture is worse than the sexual assault of countless children. What a pos

creamed_eels ,

IIRC the way the law works now is that any private citizen, regardless of whether or not they have any sort of relationship with the pregnant person, can sue anyone who “facilitates” abortion for Texas citizens. That includes taxi drivers, family members, maybe even gas station workers, etc. There is also a county that is (or has been) attempting to ban the usage of fucking roads to get to abortion facilities in other states, effectively barring you from travelling anywhere if there is a possibility you may be pregnant. Freedom!

creamed_eels ,

Do you want to get Kuru? Because that’s how you get Kuru!

creamed_eels ,

Sure, the Night of the Long Knives was bad, but not having it is worse!

creamed_eels ,

Troll?

creamed_eels ,

Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!

creamed_eels ,

Chicken chickpea curry.

Canned chickpeas, whatever chicken you have on hand, canned diced tomatoes, curry powder, onion, coconut milk, lemon juice. Served over rice.

creamed_eels ,

Opening cans and throwing a bunch of stuff in a pot and turning on the stove is too much effort?

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