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lightnsfw , in Weekends

Me when I’m tired after work and finally give up trying to do something useful to take a nap instead and then my brain is like"well now I’m not doing it".

fitjazz , in Facial Recognition

For some reason my wife’s Google photo face recognition thinks our grey cats are my sister in law.

Zachariah , in I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Come on, it’s a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn’t you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that.

Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the ??. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.

Ok, that’ll be $16.07.
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07’s your change.

Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream.
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
with a casadia of tomato, onion, and vegetables.
I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and
I would like a carne assado taco.
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco. Not on the side.
Yes, can I have a carne assado taco?
Not a pollo assado, we don’t have chicken.
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole.
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork.
And some more cheese, please.

Ok, that’ll be $22…
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea.
Ok, that’ll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52’s your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.

Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi…
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo assado?
That’s the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne assado?
That’s the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne assado tacos…

ummthatguy , in I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3DltR09UA2o/maxresdefault.jpg

Hated that mission, but not as much as the RC planes side mission with David Cross.

aeronmelon , (edited )

The Zero missions were single-handedly the hardest and most infuriating tasks in any GTA game ever!

When your parents walk in and say, ‘I thought this was a game about driving and police chases. You’ve been flying that toy helicopter for over an hour.’ you have no recourse but to silently realize they’re right and you maybe wasted the last week and a half making yourself unhappy by playing missions that you hate.

ummthatguy ,
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You are not alone. I do not blame David Cross, for he is a brilliantly funny comedian who must also make a living. It is a hard lessen learned to realize that Rockstar is full of shit… or, more importantly, to recognize when to let go and move forward.

aeronmelon , (edited )

David Cross is great, but he’s also not going to say no to a paycheck.

He was in two live-action Chipmunk movies, after all.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Never bothered to watch, but well aware. I’ll always hold a special place in my heart for Mrs. Featherbottom.

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iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So full of hope in this still lol

Lightsong ,

Huh I didn’t remember that one being hardest. The hardest part for me was one of the races, I couldn’t win because everyone was just too fast for me but somehow plane crashed ahead of me and killed everyone so I took the W.

Teknikal ,
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I see this said a lot I had no issues at all with them I did have trouble with the timing of the car hydraulics in that game though. I think with the pc version the timing was all wrong but yeah I got past the rc bits I think first time.

flambonkscious ,

Yeah, that’s some shit

LordBelphegor , in Weekends

dude wtf, its happening to me now.

finickydesert , in I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

So a number 8 medium?

A_Random_Idiot , in Cords

as someone who has strung a ton of lights the wrong way around on more than one occasion… I can understand the desire for some magic solution that doesnt require undoing and redoing your work…

but fuck, You don’t mess around with electricity.

People also make these stupid suicide cables to plug generators into houses during disasters, often backfeeding power into the lines that may be down and can cause serious injury to workers trying to restore power.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, there is a reason why proper installations require actual transfer switches or at least a manual interlock to prevent both feeds being connected at the same time. I’m also not sure what would happen if your generator was out of phase with the grid when it reenergised, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be good

A7thStone ,

If your generator was connected to mains when they came back on it would probably just kill your generator. It is the least robust device in the chain. The next step is blowing up the transformer on the pole which is a spectacular light show. It is also very expensive, and will piss off your entire neighborhood who were just about to get power back and now have to wait for the power company to fix the transformer you blew up by being a dumb ass. Finally it is possible that you would trip out the switch yard which is going to make even more people angry. The biggest risk is you putting power back on the lines that people are working on. That transformer on the pole works both directions. It drops the usual 13.8kV on your local power lines to the 240/120V in your house. It will also turn the 120/240 from your generator into 13.8 on the lines that are being worked on. 13.8 will kill you before you even know you touched it. That is why line workers go through multiple tests before they get near lines they are working on. They will notice there is power on lines that are supposed to be dead. They will find where that power is coming from. They will fine you lots of money. There may be criminal charges.

Lizardking27 ,

FYI, you can just turn off the main breaker of the residence to prevent backfeeding into the power lines.

brianorca ,

If someone can’t make the own cord, what’s the chance they know how vital it is to flip the breaker?

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

You can, but if forgetting to flip a switch can result in death, then you need a stronger safety control

Lizardking27 ,

Someone incompetent enough to forget to shut off the main shouldn’t be operating a generator anyway.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not the point. Normal, sensible people make mistakes because they are tired or stressed or got distracted or just plain unlucky, so things have to be designed so that people can make a mistake and it not instantly create a potentially lethal situation

Lizardking27 , (edited )

I don’t think you completely understand what’s being discussed here.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Someone who’s not competent enough to install a proper transfer switch (or at least hire a professional to do it) shouldn’t be operating a generator.

MystikIncarnate ,

… Except the breaker only interrupts the connection on the “hot” line…

LaunchesKayaks , in Share your favourite memes
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InternetUser2012 , in When shitposting becomes constiposting

Mods be going hard lately. It’s not really good. You have mods in .ml that will ban you for not liking your opinion. You have mods that will ban you if you call out an obvious troll/bot and tell you to let them know and they’ll take care of it, BUT they ban you for reporting a troll/bot.

They need to make it where we can see what mod is removing comments and banning people. Right now you can see what actions were taken but you have no idea who did it. It’s pretty clear there are some bad actors out there and they’re really making this platform less appealing by the day. When you let trolls run wild and ban the humans because they’re calling out bullshit… you have a problem.

thermal_shock ,

welcome to reddit 2.0

InternetUser2012 ,

Hopefully they do something quick before this turns into an absolute shit show. It’s getting close.

MystikIncarnate ,

The platform isn’t the problem in this context.

This is a people problem.

Since the people here, mostly came from there, we’re going to see these issues.

I’m not sure if we can reasonably expect any different

InternetUser2012 ,

They need to figure something out, I like the platform, it’s just you post something within the rules and some butthurt mod doesn’t like it, he bans you. It’s bullshit. The bots and trolls are here, and they’re allowed to run rampant in certain communities. Report them, you get banned. Call them out for being an obvious troll/bot, BAN. It’s worse than reddit when it comes to that.

Socsa ,

Certain major instances are way worse than reddit ever was.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It’s the reason I left Reddit. The career mods who decide they’re important.

Cryophilia ,

It’s inevitable. Power corrupts.

InternetUser2012 ,

Same, but honestly it seems worse here.

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

'Cept here you can just start your own lemmy instance if you want with your own rules.

InternetUser2012 ,

I’d be happy with the mods actually following the rules of the communities.

Kevnyon ,
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Its no longer a community, now its an entire instance. And boy does it show sometimes.

Krauerking ,

Oh good fractured and king of your own personal hole in the ground.

Exactly the way a social species likes it.

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Well that’s what lemmy.world is… some guy decided to start it. No company. Just a dude but you seem to like it enough.

Krauerking ,

That’s really not on point about if you have an issue just breaking off and making anothered fractured community.

How many times do you do that before it’s just 1 person. Exactly as humans and the internet intended when it joined people together over distances not needed to be traveled?

Everyone gets what they want as long as it’s being alone so you can never wrong?

No I don’t love it here but I compromise because that’s the point. This is where people are.
But sure you got me. I live in a society so how could I be such a hypocrite.

Decoy321 ,

The things about communities is that there made of people. You need to nurture them and work to sustain them. Otherwise they die out on their own.

TexMexBazooka ,

Depends on the instance

Somethingcheezie ,

Like this post

lemmy.world/post/17907846

where_am_i ,

looks like it’s time for !sh1tpost

Cryophilia ,

I got permabanned from Unpopular Opinions, which I think deserves an award of some kind

InternetUser2012 ,

Lol, nice.

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

here u go

🪨

Cryophilia ,

Yaaaaay!!

ValenThyme ,

ohh shit lemmy carbon!

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,
dudinax , in Quantum physics

You Jelly, spontaneous positron emission?

lazycouchpotato , in Share your favourite memes
@lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world avatar
Mammothmothman , in Cords

… but you don’t really care for logic do ya?

FiniteBanjo , in When shitposting becomes constiposting

Was it the Solarpunk community who did it? That place was fucking swarming with fascists the other day.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No just one user lol

FiniteBanjo ,

I see the mod log is in the description, this community was the one who temp banned a guy.

KillingTimeItself , in Bumble

imagine logging into a lemmy/reddit post, and discovering that every thread starts with someone saying “hey guys” you would fucking leave immediately.

finley , in Hideo 1

i get the distinct impression that mads mikkelson is absolutely nothing like any of the roles he plays, and likely a total goof

edit: i also get the same impression of his older brother, which make seeing him as Grand Admiral Thrawn all the more bizarre

darkpanda ,
Nuke_the_whales ,

I’m still mad at Marvel for not casting Lars Mikkelsen as Dr. Doom

uienia ,

*Mikkelsen. Mikkelson is Swedish, so kinda an insult to Danes.

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