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cooopsspace ,

Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.

Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.

Lemminary ,

Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.

SuckMyWang ,

This is a feature not a bug

kameecoding ,

That joke in R&M is so good.

beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes

I wish that shotgun was my penis

And so beth goes “then I want to be ernest hemingway”, so good

GluWu ,

Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It’s a dynamic you wouldn’t understand.

asbestos ,
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

For some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind

FunkyMonk ,

Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz

Ephera ,

With how horny some folks are for their gun, I’m not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs…

Imgonnatrythis ,

Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

Imagine getting this judgmental over a shitpost

TseseJuer ,

put the needle down you fucking junkie

TxzK ,

I am anti-gun too but this is a fucking shitpost. Calm down

Godric ,

🇺🇸 No. 🇺🇲

kittenzrulz123 ,

Absolutely not 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

pimento64 ,

I dunno, craftsmanship is genuinely cool but I’m pretty sure starting a bonfire by shooting it with dragon’s breath is more badass than knitting will ever be

Sidhean ,

Hell yeah brother, bust out the 12ga bbq starter

notasandwich1948 ,

if guns were a thing in Ireland that would totally be one of my hobbies, I find them quite cool from an engineering pov and shooting things is probably quite fun too.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s why I like to stick the butt up against me and reach around working the trigger till it blasts.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Sounds kinda hot ngl

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

It is. Personally I love the suppressed ones that don’t get too loud when I cock them, work their safety, and work their oiled parts tenderly.

pancakes ,
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You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Possibly

kittenzrulz123 ,

Not if you have socks on

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)

kittenzrulz123 ,

:3

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

True wisdom.

moistclump ,

Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?

Empricorn ,

That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…

Thcdenton ,

I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D

Empricorn ,

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

GluWu ,

I want it in my mouth uwu

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3fcd9f10-29af-44e4-957e-71d6205e83f8.png

bdonvr ,

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