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niktemadur , in Felonies, gotta catch 'em all

One is a convicted felon, 34 times over, and there is more on the way. The other has never been suspected of any criminal act.

tHeY’rE tHE sAmE! bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe! LoL aMiRiTe

So many idiots can’t figure out who’s really rigging the game against them, even when it’s staring them in the face, blasting them with racist and fascist language and actions, with the breath of chronic bad health habits and the smell of soiled diaper.

danc4498 ,

Funny how the republicans did their best to start investigations and all they came up with is that his crack head son was bad, which everybody already knew. Good thing I’m not voting for hunter biden.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I’d vote for Hunter Biden if he was running against Trump. Sure he’d be a terrible President, but still better than Trump.

AngryCommieKender ,

I’d vote for a pile of shit if it was running against Trump

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I’d vote for a pile of shit if it was running against Trump

The pile of shit does have a better foreign policy than Trump’s.

dumbass OP , (edited )
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Sorry man, I’m not running for president.

CptOblivius ,

Don’t forget found liable for rape too. Imo worse than his felony charges.

pyre ,

is that the terminology because of a civil case?

PlainSimpleGarak ,

Jurors rejected E. Jean Carroll’s claim of rape. They found Trump liable for sexual abuse. But sexual abuse doesn’t sound as spicy as rape so people are content to misinform others.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

you’ve confused the legal definitions with the layman use of the word.

To quote Judge Kaplan "clarified that the jury had found that Trump had raped Carroll according to the common definition of the word."

  • New York Penal Law defines rape as vaginal penetration by the penis, which Carroll stated perhaps entered only “halfway”.
  • A state law passed in late January 2024 expanded the state’s legal definition of rape to include nonconsensual vaginal, anal, and oral contact, effective non-retroactively beginning in September 2024.
PlainSimpleGarak ,

I’m only interested in legal definitions as it’s objective, and layman can be subjective.

Also, wouldn’t halfway penetration still be penetration? Why would this not qualify as rape? Or is this due to her uncertainty via using the word “perhaps”?

Excrubulent , (edited )
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Idk, he’s sponsoring a genocide. I’m pretty sure that counts as war crimes. To be fair it’s not like any US president in the last half century hasn’t been some kind of war criminal.

I mean now that the other guy is a literal criminal it makes it less likely that the genocide sponsor’s refusal to remove his material support for a historically unpopular genocide will make him lose election to the literal criminal, and that’s true. But like, I just want you to understand what it is that you’re celebrating.

I don’t know a stronger way to say that the bar is in hell, but that phrase is so well worn that it’s lost any punch it ever had.

Edit: typically, the only responses seem to think I’m saying this in support of Trump but like… I’m not. So if you remove that imagined motivation, where’s the lie? There isn’t one, right?

SalutaryFilth ,

I don’t believe it’s as unpopular as you think. The one-state (final) solution has been the only acceptable answer for decades, and everyone turned a blind eye to turning Gaza into a prison while “settlers” terraform the West Bank.

The other guy moved his embassy to disputed territory, firmly claiming the whole of Jerusalem for one side. “Their 911” plays a huge part in maufacturing consent in casual observers, and “never again” was always tongue-in-cheek.

Honestly, does anyone still care about the enslavement and cultural destruction of Chinese Uyghurs? How about the Rohingya genocide?

This election comes down to narcissistic boomers who believe the world should die with them. Their pop religion tells them armageddon will happen in their lifetime and the other guy is offering a way to make it happen.

Life has been objectively getting worse for years. The end of the world (or at least the american experiment) is on the ballot - the question is whether enough voters want to burn it all down.

TachyonTele ,

The other guy, the one with 34 felonies, has said he’d help expand the genocide.

How do you miss these things?

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

How do you so constantly and completely deflect any and all criticism to the other guy?

I have the answer: because that’s how the two party system works to push you towards defending the genocide guy.

Like, you get that the genocide support has a good chance of making him lose to the somehow-worse-genocide-guy, right? Like why aren’t you mad about that? Why do you constantly have to tell everyone to stop talking about the genocide support? You realise that’s a kind of genocide denial, right?

TachyonTele , (edited )

There are exactly two options here. It’s either the life long politician that’s actually been walking back support of the genocide, or the conman convict that has proudly stated he would be happy to make the shit even worse.

Gee, I don’t know…

I’m also not a one issue voter.

Excrubulent , (edited )
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

There are exactly two options with voting. I assume you don’t see any others because your entire political imagination has been contracted to voting. I believe I anticipated your answer when I said that the two-party system has done this to your brain.

And “walking back” support of the genocide is one way to say that he hasn’t actually removed any of the material support, and also a way to obscure the fact that the “walking back” has mostly been lip service.

TachyonTele ,

Who else is a viable candidate for president this election?

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Nobody.

Two questions:

  1. Do you think I am somehow saying people shouldn’t vote for Biden? If so, can you explain where I have said that?
  2. Do you think the fact that Biden is the tactically superior choice means that we should not discuss that he is complicit in genocide?
TachyonTele ,
  1. Yes. Because that is the talking point for everyone that is obsessed with him sending arms to Israel.
  2. See response one.
Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar
  1. You’re begging the question.
  2. So your focus on winning Biden the election necessitates genocide denial.
    Not a denial that the genocide is happening, but a denial of holding the perpetrators accountable.
TachyonTele ,

You’re a broken record. Yes, we all know Biden and the American governments stance on Israel. You’re not helping anyone repeating the same tired argument over and over and over and over. No one is denying anything. Wtf.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

So what is it? Should we not talk about it? Does it not matter? If you don’t want me to read into it then have the courage of your convictions and say what you fucking mean instead of talking around it with “see answer to 1”.

What do you propose we do about Biden’s genocide support? Just shut up about it? What?

PenisWenisGenius ,

It’ll probably get commuted to 1 civil penalty with a $3.50 fine as soon as people stop paying attention.

Alatain ,
@Alatain@lemmy.world avatar

Well it was about that time I realized this judge was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era.

TokenBoomer ,

Guess I’m an idiot, because I know about the https://www.state.gov/key-topics-bureau-of-democracy-human-rights-and-labor/human-rights/leahy-law-fact-sheet/.

Now retired, Mr Leahy has voiced concerns that US support for Israel’s war in Gaza has breached his namesake policy. source

”On this one, I think that there are violations of the Leahy Law,” he recently told Vermont local media.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

The other has never been suspected of any criminal act.

No crimes but war crimes

repungnant_canary ,

So is Trump …and Obama …and pretty much all of them? It’s a war crime only when it’s done by US enemies

gAlienLifeform , in Which is which?
@gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t matter, just wash you hands when you’re done

expatriado ,

don’t pee on the seat and flush would be my priorities

Aolley , in Gen alpha has no fucking clue

fuck all these ‘tribalism’ promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you’re tearing me apart!

ReplicantBatty ,

Oh hi, Mark

no_comment ,
whereBeWaldo ,

They will not divide us!

Kolanaki , in Believe what you see, not what you’re told
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I guess I don’t have to believe in gasses or vacuums. I can’t see them. They’re not real.

I also can’t see billionaires money. I guess they’re actually just broke bitches. 🤷🏻‍♂️

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

ATOMS are a lie told by the WOKE MIND VIRUS.

Hobbes_Dent ,

Gluons made the giraffes gay.

Honytawk ,

It is all about that Upsilon grindstone.

genuineparts ,
@genuineparts@infosec.pub avatar

For some reason I read glasses and in my mind I was: “Well I usually don’t notice when I wear my glasses so it does makes sense…”
Maybe I need new ones…

rockerface ,

I mean, you never had to believe in gasses or vacuum. They’re real, so they don’t depend on your belief or lack thereof.

“Reality is that which doesn’t disappear when you stop believing in it”

Timecircleline ,

I read this as grasses and vacuums as in vacuum cleaners at first and was like ???

JasonDJ ,

And fucking magnets. How do they work?

BallotOrTheBullet , (edited )

This is why they fly around in jets and buy super yatchs. Cant go around looking like a poor.

Track_Shovel , in Good morning.
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
aeronmelon ,

20 years ago, Shake was just annoying as hell. Now, I kind of understand why he’s so angry.

Kolanaki , in The second matchup of the tournament
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I choose the wolf. I already have 2 inside me, they’ll just see me as another member of the pack.

milicent_bystandr ,

Depends if you’ve been feeding them well.

Noodle07 ,

AROOOOO

cmbabul ,

Nixon?

KillingTimeItself ,

sounds kinda gay ngl

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Three Wolf Interior Moon?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I definitely would like more 3 wolf moon shirts to show on the outside what’s going on inside.

Honytawk ,

That third one is also gay

runswithjedi , in Cum

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  • Xirup ,
    @Xirup@yiffit.net avatar

    Appeal to emotion fallacy.

    trxxruraxvr ,

    No one said they’d be sad about it.

    Kusimulkku ,

    I would be sad about it

    catsup ,

    Brutal

    Ibaudia , in Mmmm Chicker Nugger
    @Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

    Lazy anti-vegan post boooo

    Alice ,
    @Alice@hilariouschaos.com avatar

    Can you tell your dad hi for me

    Godric OP ,
    TimeNaan ,

    Nobody’s triggered.

    Vegans have been looking at meat for their entire lives. Most have eaten it before.

    Godric OP ,

    I’m very proud of them, having eaten meat before, they sound like really cool folks

    saltesc , (edited )

    Nobody’s triggered.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f9ba87b-099a-4224-8a11-470735c45b86.jpeg

    I haven’t even said anything yet :) Well, now I have… Oh, the chicken before the egg.

    Point is, I think based on the comments here, and the irony of your own insisting, not everybody is triggered, but clearly most are.

    Don’t feed the trolls. Even if it’s a vegan diet.

    JackbyDev ,

    Down votes ≠ triggered

    saltesc ,
    ZILtoid1991 ,
    Godric OP ,

    Post dinner

    Get called edgy

    Thank you Kanye, very cool and secure of you!

    TimeNaan ,

    Bro, you sound really cool and not triggered right now, really

    Godric OP ,

    My Zoomer ass watching people insist I simply must be triggered:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4ddf0e77-9523-4451-a3ab-3e160c093031.gif

    iiGxC ,

    Dog meat or gtfo

    Godric OP ,
    BobTheDestroyer , in Historical fun fact

    Ok, I’ll be that guy. Yes, the kid actually did win all these matches. Though it’s not clear whether the old guys were masters, grandmasters, or just old.

    Mog_fanatic ,

    The real grandmasters were the old guys we made along the way

    iAvicenna ,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    “Twenty graybeards sitting in a square played chess yesterday in Paris against a very small boy 8 years old, and he beat them all. Among the graybeards were some of the best players in France, and one at least, whose boast it is that he drew with Capablanca, the Pan-American chess champion…”

    ivanafterall , in Quite a talent
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    There are still people playing the lute and all kinds of other historic instruments. There must be a group of devoted flatulists out there? I'm not just saying any old farters, I'm talking true flatulists.

    ChicoSuave ,

    If my family is any indication, there are underemployed flatulists out there, farting at jobs that don’t support them for their contributions.

    letsgo ,

    I’ve been known to knock out a several second solo on the rectaphone. Doesn’t tend to be at will though (well I don’t want him to slap me).

    elxeno ,

    This one was pretty dedicated to the art of bumbulum, but sadly was forced to retire.

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Truly, the brightest flame burns the quickest.

    vox ,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    well there’s

    www.mrmethane.com

    loudWaterEnjoyer ,
    @loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I am a true flatulist. I would love to play you the sound of my people. You know one could say that I kinda admire you, so I wrote a song just for you. It would be an honor to perform.

    lugal , in Rate me, dudes

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

    thisbenzingring ,

    Great… Now I’m masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me…

    CatOnTheChainWax , in gaming

    I’ve been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Did you miss the part where you're supposed to disappear down a pipe into the sewers?

    CatOnTheChainWax ,

    I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

    metaStatic ,

    I've just been running around a dark room, eating pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.

    you're playing the wrong games my friend.

    hemko ,

    I was fired from sperm bank for drinking on the job, discord ruined my life :(

    bitwaba ,

    If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

    CatOnTheChainWax ,

    Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I’ll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we’re trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush…

    theangryseal , in reddit

    A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.

    workerONE ,

    Why would you post that here? That’s terrible

    theangryseal ,

    I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.

    Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.

    MeDuViNoX ,
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Doesn’t that make it relevant though?

    TastyWheat ,

    Sure does!

    UraniumBlazer ,

    I’m so confused. Is this real or no? Like… Do I feel sad or do I go and say “hah, weirdos”!

    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    I’m pretty sure that reply was a joke based on the username, if that changes anything for you

    postmateDumbass ,

    Are you positive, man?

    postmateDumbass ,
    • Jack Handy
    theangryseal ,

    Wow, are you him?

    I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.

    Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”

    Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.

    I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.

    postmateDumbass ,

    Not the same person.

    I started out thinking General Dumbass but thought that was too presumptuous and militaristic.

    But that bit just read like a Deep Thought.

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.

    Skyrmir , in This is the way

    Don’t bother, if they can’t leave a message, you didn’t want to talk to them.

    OsrsNeedsF2P ,

    And if they leave a message, I won’t listen to it. Text me instead.

    casmael ,

    I actually can’t make or receive phone calls because it’s too stressful and unpleasant, so probably don’t bother x

    magic_lobster_party ,

    And if they text me, I won’t read it. Just don’t bother.

    Scubus ,

    Nah, you gotta loop back around. “If it was important, they would’ve called.”

    Killer ,

    Can’t leave a message if i don’t set up my voicemail

    gregorum ,

    My voicemails get transcribed to text, so I can just read them

    RecallMadness ,

    And this is why I asked my provider to turn off voicemail.

    I don’t want to talk to them. Whoever they are.

    notabot , in m'theydy

    tips fedora

    M’Debian.

    (Had one too many problems with Fedora)

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Could work as a m’SUSE

    Kusimulkku ,

    M’int

    SidewaysHighways ,

    M’xlinux

    pineapplelover ,

    M’Arch

    adamantris ,
    @adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    M’April

    Aggravationstation ,

    Oh sweet titties, do I love Lemmy. A post humorously embracing gender identity with the theme of an internet culture inside joke has devolved into a series of Linux references.

    I now want to kiss Spez almost as much as I want to slap him. Thanks to the bad business decisions he made with Reddit, I’ve found my forever home.

    wh0_cares ,

    M’Ay

    scholar ,

    M’buntu

    JimVanDeventer ,

    Mandroid

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca avatar

    Sup dood

    Caboose12000 ,

    tips Debian

    M’Dude

    Vilian ,

    tips fedora atomic

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