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BluJay320 , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...
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TootSweet , in LASER HIGH FIVE!

Don’t.

Cross.

The streams.

thenextguy ,

It would be bad.

Rhaedas ,

Unless some evil god is opening a portal to a dark dimension. Movies have taught me at that point, you throw everything you can at it, from crossed beams to houses to nukes to whatever you have handy.

Psythik , in Wise words

The “source” you posted is just a link to the same post on Mastodon. I want to hear a recording of Taylor actually saying this.

Maven OP ,

She didn’t. The source is the post on mastodon by “Low Quality Facts” an account that makes stuff up and then posts it within 5 minutes of thinking about it.

I think you might’ve eaten the onion.

Psythik ,

I’m just going to go ahead and throw a woosh here cause unfortunately I’m not nearly as clever as KenM with the followup replies.

menjegfikk , in giving her 🧀
HottieAutie , in Wise words

I want a shitty made-up quotes community. I don’t want to moderate one, so I request that someone please make it and bump me with a link 😁

Maven OP ,

For political ones there’s !toiletpaperusa

PumpkinSkink ,

Low Quality Facts, the account that made this has a lot of these kinds of made up quotes. mstdn.social/

Maven OP ,

I made a community for low quality facts (the account that originally posted this and similar media) and fake celebrity quotes falls under this community: !lowqualityfacts

LodeMike , in LASER HIGH FIVE!

I think you may have spelled !aneurysmposting wrong

SnotFlickerman , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...
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A good source of fiber after not pooping for three days.

LouNeko , (edited ) in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.

Agent641 OP ,

MEDIC!

Brahvim ,
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ZE MEDIC IS HIYAAR!

BigDanishGuy ,

Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to “stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor”. I suppose that could still be relevant here… If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet

rimmedalpha , (edited ) in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
balderdash9 , in Political discussions on the internet.

People on the internet will literally take the worst interpretation of what you’re saying in order to argue against it. While you’re stuck clarifying your point, they just keep attacking (often without advancing any competing thoughts of their own).

If I weren’t so passionate about standing behind my comments I wouldn’t keep falling for it, but somehow I do every time.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I hear you. I keep falling for it too.

drbluefall ,
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The instinct to correct stupid people is a strong one.

7of9 ,
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I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

AceSLS ,

So you’re saying people are angry jerks that just want to fight? What exactly does standing behind your comments mean, like pushing grandma down the stairs or something? You horrible person

/s if it wasn’t obvious enough

shneancy ,

same, it’s hard to let go of a futile conversation even when you feel like the other person is arguing in bad faith

rbos , in Gastronomical Masterpiece
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Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

Tamago kake gohan.

burgers ,

say the full name, coward

rbos ,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Huh?

aaaaace , in *He's beginning to believe*

Whatever you do, don’t go south on I-85!

draneceusrex ,

Meh, you can stop in Durham at least…keepin’ it dirty.

TommySoda , in giving her 🧀

I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.

sentient_loom , in giving her 🧀
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I hope some insane person has tried all these things.

Arbiter ,

That would attract far too many women.

abbadon420 , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

I’ve been on Lemmy for about a year, so I’m certain that communism is the only right path.

Thorry84 ,

Same, I’ve installed Arch on my ThinkPad, shaved my legs and put on knee high stockings. I also give every car a middle finger and swear when walking past parking lots. Lemmy has radicalized me in surprising ways.

cheddar ,
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But do you hate AI?

Thorry84 ,

I fucking hate it. I’ve lost all my friends because I was just spamming anti AI memes from Lemmy to everyone I knew. They’ve all blocked me, but I’d like to think they will think twice before “doing AI”.

LarmyOfLone ,

But are you a culture warrior in the vegan vs meat industrial complex war?

swag_money ,

loathe. i loathe ai

ZMoney ,

Legitimately curious about the stockings. I get all the other jokes in this thread but that one went over my head.

BluJay320 ,
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They transed their gender

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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I like your profile picture.

I appreciate me some Superintendent love. 👍

Thorry84 ,
Oha ,

did you libreboot it tho?

lemmesay ,
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and also use framework

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I’m sorry, the right answer was anarchosyndicalism.

Send this red fascist class traitor to the mines.

Agent641 OP ,

Good man! It also happened to be Vietnams national holiday here yesterday, and so there were national flags and hammer and sickle flags everywhere, festivals, and street performances about Ho Chi Minh and the struggle aganst France, China, US, and TBH i never felt so patriotic for a country not my own!

cordlesslamp ,

It’s their Independence Day, September 2nd.

Agent641 OP ,

Yes, the night time street festivals and celebrations were amazing in Hanoi and Ninh Binh, Im so lucky I happened to come at this time.

cordlesslamp ,

and 2 weeks later will be the Moon Festival. It’s like the whole city is on hallucinogens LOL so many light and colors.

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