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solidgrue , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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The Nickelback catalog. Most of Creed’s too.

Fallofturkey ,
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Physical cringe when I hear, “I like your pants around your feet”. Gives the shivers lol.

Drusas , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Shake it Off by Taylor Swift

I don't know the name of it, but the one that goes "it's all about that bass, no treble".

These were both extremely popular at the same time at a point when I was frequently going to the gym. If I spent 90 minutes at the gym, I would hear both of these songs three times. I absolutely cannot stand them. I disliked the second one from the beginning and didn't care for the first, and then I heard each of them dozens and dozens of times over just a couple of months.

richard3030 ,

All about that bass, by Meghan Trainor. Really did get played to death in popular media.

Drusas ,

It was so awful. A repetitive song...played over and over.

new_guy ,

In the same vein of being played to the death: Pharrell Williams.

nightofmichelinstars ,

You reminded me about that one Green Day song that played on the radio every ten minutes throughout my entire childhood. Boulevard of Broken Dreams. To this day I cannot listen to any Green Day song.

Drusas ,

Oh yeah. It's a shame about that song. It was a good song.

PsychedSy ,

Have you ever tried Dookie?

dditty ,

These are the same ones for me too. Also Thunder and Believer by Imagine Dragons, and We Are Young by fun.

bleistift2 , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

I’m glad they pointed out what the foreign object was.

PopcornPrincess , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

This would also be helpful if you were an alien trying to blend in with humans…

superweeniehutjrs , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Take me to church

Fallofturkey ,
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Yes, such a cheese-fest of a song. Can’t help but jokingly sing along with it in the most obnoxious voice possible when it’s on.

superweeniehutjrs ,

I can’t stand his voice in any song. I turn off my radio when he comes on.

bitwaba ,

I did the same for Gotye - Somebody that I used to know. I thought it was such a frustratingly terrible song, I couldn’t help but mock it when it came on. I genuinely thought I was living in a world full of people lying when I’d be at a party and others would say they loved it. For like 2 years I was just like “you’re kidding right?”

Fallofturkey ,
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Same here with that song too, I come up with something random at the “didn’t have to…” part and belt out something equally cheesy

PsychedSy ,

Kimbra is a fantastic artist and the song exists only as a vehicle for her voice.

fdnomad , in Stages of grief

You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is butter, fuck you it’s margerine

billwashere ,

I want to buy this brand.

aBundleOfFerrets , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

homelander

ummthatguy , in Horse
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dumbass ,
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Greatest love story ever told!

XOXOX , in Horse

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

davidagain ,

Pete fucks incredibly hung horses?!

finley ,

Also yes

moody ,

I thought that was Mr. Hands.

davidagain ,

You’re showing your age here I think. If Mr hands had intestines that were straight like this it might not have killed him.

Taniwha420 , in Horse

A longer digestive system is necessary to properly break down plant cellulose. This is why some small herbivores are copraphagic (eat their own shit, like rabbits): it takes two times through to extract adequate nutrients.

metaStatic ,

This is also why vegans eat shit

5714 ,

I thought you were eating the rabbit?

SpaceNoodle ,

No, the rabbit’s already done all the work.

5714 ,

Carnists obsession with putting animals into their own intestines knows no bounds

SpaceNoodle ,

🙄

wreckedcarzz ,
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I want to unlearn this, immediately

LodeMike ,

Rabbit pellets are literally just other rabbit’s poop

finley ,

You bastard

dharmacurious ,

If it makes you feel any better, the poops they eat are different from the poops they don’t. It’d be like it half the time you pooped it was regular ol’ poop, but the other half of the time it was a nice piece of broccoli, or a snickers bar.

Burninator05 ,

Is pooping snickers bars not normal for people?

Taniwha420 ,

I suspect round one is like eating milk, and round two is a fine cheese. Or eating cabbage, and later experiencing it as a well-aged kimchi. I’m sure it’s full of probiotics.

electric , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Rap songs where the artist just blurts out random words.

Rolive ,

That doesn’t really narrow it down.

herrvogel ,

It’s the one where the dude brags about being filthy rich and wearing expensive clothes, I think.

Diabolo96 OP ,

Boom boom pow Boom boom pow

Hikermick ,

Kool Keith?

jimmydoreisalefty , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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No song, to my knowledge, would cause me to harm myself.

My actions would have caused this to happen so much so that Baba Yaga [1] himself had to enact justice with a pencil [2].


Source:

  1. screenrant.com/john-wick-baba-yaga-real-meaning-b…
  2. [Explicit] John Wick Chapter 2 (2017) - Pencil Kill Scene [00:44 | AUG 29 2017 | Menetro] www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlb8bSQzSxg
chemical_cutthroat , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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Pepper by Butthole Surfers

lectricleopard ,

Really? Why? Too much radio play in the 90s?

eating3645 ,

I’m guessing it’s a reference to the album art, which is a picture of a guy with a pencil in his ears.

lectricleopard ,

Well that makes sense lol. Right over my head.

frigidaphelion ,

Specifically this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders

(Violence and SA warning)

bulwark ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/25c6bb64-e7c0-4cc3-9413-5808e3c6201f.jpeg

Here’s the album art for Electriclarryland. I made the mistake of clicking on wiki article that inspired it. Wouldn’t recommend.

Kecessa ,
MudMan , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

So I'm the only one having weird posthumanist body horror type feelings at the concept of being given an instruction manual for your artificial body parts, including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

Just me? Cool, cool. Quietly unlocking new phobias over here.

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

Not sure if this is always an issue or just during some recovery period but I can see how it would be important not to stress the fragile ligaments and other issues post op until the proper time.

Looked it up. Seems to be post op instructions about recovery restrictions

www.aoaortho.com/…/Hip-Replacement-Protocol.pdf

www.physio-pedia.com/Hip_Precautions

MudMan ,

Yeah, the content itself makes perfect sense, I think what got me was the airplane security leaflet pictures. Makes it seem like you pulled your hip from a vaguely disappointing Amazon cardboard box along with a cheap gadget.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Once I understood the weakness of my flesh…

ulterno ,
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… I craved the strength and certainty of steel …

MentalEdge ,
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… I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine …

uis ,

including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

. . .

I hate this dystopia.

wreckedcarzz ,
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Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

moody ,

You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.

wreckedcarzz ,
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Hip-hip gunshot sounds

Shareholders: horray!

guy_threepwood ,

You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

FrostyCaveman ,

Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip

wreckedcarzz ,
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Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…

Rivalarrival ,

Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.

loomi ,

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

Kyatto , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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literally none lol

Diabolo96 OP ,

Not even “All I Want For Christmas Is You”

SchmidtGenetics ,

It’s allowed a few plays a year before it gets grating.

eager_eagle ,
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The problem is this quota already ran out until 2136 for me.

Kyatto ,
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I love that song unironically :)

wreckedcarzz ,
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A classmate long ago suggested, while we were learning about WW2, replacing You with Jews.

I can’t listen to that song without that memory popping in my head. It’s a bad song anyway but…

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