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magnetosphere , in Feel old yet?
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I don’t need bad math to make me feel old

TheOneWithTheHair , in Left in the dark
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I spent way too much time overthinking this one.

Viking_Hippie ,

Same here 😄

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I thought it was about traffic lights.

TheYear2525 , in That doesn’t fly with me

Up to a month, actually, which is far more time than I’ve ever devoted to a plan.

dhtseany , in Really?

Sounds like a party that isn’t unified.

We need more choices.

This 2-party nonsense is bad for America.

abbadon420 ,

The system isn’t going to change itself though

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in It was a serious problem before the council took action.
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Is it allowed on the non-grassy areas? Asking for a friend 👉👈.

Zehzin ,
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Username checks you

TheBeef , in Oh no...

NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two… Never forget.

TonyToniToneOfficial ,
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Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar

RootBeerGuy ,
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Kecessa ,

Wasn’t it an olive jar?

user224 ,
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Dunno, it doesn’t have a label.
https://i.imgur.com/lZvsjtm.jpg

EffortlessEffluvium ,

Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…

Kecessa ,

Oh lord, the memories

PsychedSy ,

I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.

“One man one jar”, I think, was the given video title.

EmoDuck ,

He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room

PsychedSy ,

That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.

jaybone ,

Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?

XTornado ,

Interview!?!?

Confused_Emus ,
ShitOnABrick ,
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Lest we fur get

Grippler ,

“early internet”(2006-2009)…pick one, they’re mutually exclusive.

can ,

That shit always cracks me up

the internet did not begin when you first started paying attention to it

FlyingSquid ,
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True, although in my case, I’ve been paying attention to it since 1989. So I at least can say I was there when the web began.

can ,

You’re the exception. The fact you know the distinction between the internet and the web proves that.

FlyingSquid ,
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I know I am. I started on the Internet playing MUDs over Telnet, chatting on IRC and posting on Usenet.

My “640k is good enough for anybody” quote in 1993: “This web thing is pretty cool, but it will never replace Gopher.”

Moxvallix , in I'm not the only one with youtube problems then 😂
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If anyone runs into this popup, make sure your uBlock Origin is up-to-date, and that you don’t have any other adblock extensions installed (disable the one in Enhancer for YouTube as well). Then, make sure you clear your filter lists’ cache in uBlock, and update them. This should allow you to block the popup. If it comes back again after a few days, repeat.

Jumuta ,

did you read the post

DuncanIdaho OP ,

😅

Carnelian ,

He a little confused but he got the spirit

Moxvallix ,
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I did. Just thought I’d pop this here anyways, especially given the title.

Jumuta ,

cool.

Also sorry for the harsh tone, I didn’t really mean it

Moxvallix ,
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All g, not a problem.

Makeshift ,

Genuinely good advice that I am saving for my own reference. Thank you.

YoBuckStopsHere ,
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That works for AD block, but the cam block is the issue.

Darth_Vader__ ,
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Install unlock origin extreme! They now use quantum computers to break YouTube’s DRM locks and allows free content!

AngryCommieKender ,

Not sure that I should take advice from Darth Vader…

Darth_Vader__ ,
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Gork , in I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.

People can say that AI art isn’t art, but this is an artistic masterpiece.

CrypticFawn , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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I’m 100% convinced that if Christ came today the majority of white American Christians would call him a demon and one of them will end up shooting him. Especially if he came back as a man of color that spread anti-capitalist ideas and hung out with the poor, sick, and unwanted. They’d never, ever, tolerate that.

IF Christianity is true, a large amount of souls of self-proclaimed “Christians” are in danger of damnation. They are actually doing Satan’s work for him. The issue are the ones 100% certain they are “saved” while spouting racist, evil things at the same time. How do you talk to people like that? How do you convince them that they are in fact 100% wrong and likely going to the same hell they claim everyone else is going to? I’m an atheist, so most wouldn’t even take me seriously.

Adalast ,

There was actually an opening to an episode of American Gods that has that exact scenario. He literally walks across the Rio Grande and after he gets to shore a bunch of hilbillies with religious iconography alongside their confederate flags roll up in their lifted trucks and shoot him with a fully automatic weapon.

CrypticFawn ,
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LOL wow.

Makes me wonder how many racists watched that episode and thought to themselves “that would never be me” while fully supporting the mentality behind it.

HardlightCereal ,

Christianity doesn’t have hell or damnation. It has Sheol, which is a waiting room for souls

eestileib ,

Better take another look at the Bible, because Jesus disagrees. In fact, he is kind of a fetishist about all the suffering he will visit on those who don’t worship him.

yata ,

A lot of Christian denominations would disagree with you on this. It is also a bit absurd to make absolute claims about what Christianity is and is not because it varies greatly from denomination to denomination (none of which has a monopoly on their interpretation of the bible).

FlyingSquid ,
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Mark 9:

47 And if your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell, 48 where

“‘the worms that eat them do not die,

and the fire is not quenched.’[d]

peto ,

So what you are saying is that now is the time to invest in gold AR-15 necklaces?

normanwall ,

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  • PerCarita ,
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    You forgot the best past. He hung out with a group of men and one woman, and the one woman wasn’t any of the men’s girlfriend. Conservative Christians would perhaps thought this was an unnatural arrangement.

    Korne127 ,
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    Yeah, that’s what I always think. For me (German), Christianity is mostly acceptance of other people, empathy, caring for people who have it worse than you, loving your next, etc. Which in policies is… being for welfare, donating, accepting LGBTQ+ and supporting them, etc.

    Evangelicals have always confused me because they are against everything Jesus stood for.

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    I mean look what happened to MLK Jr…

    The FBI would probably investigate him and then he’d be murdered by white supremacists.

    GreyEyedGhost ,

    That’s basically what Jesus said.

    Blaster_M , in Good neighborship

    Minimizing the NIMBY effect by corner placing the reactor plant.

    HooPhuckenKarez ,

    Sim City strats FTW!

    Disgustoid ,

    I, too, like to place my garbage dump on the border so my neighbor can enjoy the aroma.

    Gleddified , in Look guys! There's a Lemmy version of r/place happening!

    “My god, its full of bronies”

    pelotron ,
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    Mother of God…

    BitingChaos , in Trendy
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    Just as enjoyable as 2 Year old threads showing up right in the middle of my hot & fresh feed.

    rockSlayer ,

    This is the one that gets me. If I’m doom scrolling a community and accidentally comment on a 3yr old post, it shouldn’t get catapulted into hot. Hot should be filtering out anything older than 2 days

    jayrodtheoldbod ,

    Ah, the YouTube experience. Jeez, you guys are still talking about this? Wait, no, no you’re not.

    Reddit was getting pretty bad about surfacing ancient threads there, for a while. I thought they were back on their bullshit about Gamestop but no, three year old thread.

    chinpokomon ,

    Considering I’ve enjoyed some of the “old” videos the algorithm sometimes sends my way, I’m not always disappointed when I find one I hadn’t seen before.

    zammy95 ,

    When you say bullshit about GameStop, are you talking about the memestock thing? Because they never really stopped

    ElBarto ,

    Yeah they’ve been riding that high for ages.

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    I had a friend lose so much money on gamestop he had to get a job as a solar salesman.

    kitos , in x last night

    The techie guys are also the ones with verified Twitter accounts and Elon Musk balls on their mouths in my experience so i can’t say i’m surprised if they deleted your post :/

    ehrenschwan ,

    A lot of us sadly are, but there are also ones like me with a strong affinity for open source and such. And we collectively join in the Elon hate.

    PrincessZelda , in That'll be my last word

    311223 gang.

    fushuan ,

    Ew 231231 is the best.

    stebo02 ,
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    that works too

    Molzor ,

    That’s the international standard that sorts correctly. There is very little argument to do it any other way.

    gnutrino ,

    The international standard is 2023-12-31 (or 20231231 - the dashes are optional). You can’t abbreviate the year.

    MrJameGumb , in The more they censor, bigger it gets
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    If you guys really wanted to let Spez know how mad you are you would STOP GOING TO REDDIT… Every time “fuck spez” shows up on this page it just means a bunch of people got on Reddit and boosted their numbers which makes them look more valuable to investors for the IPO.

    Do I really need to remind you that Spez or anyone else who works for Reddit COULD TAKE THIS DOWN AT LITERALLY ANYTIME THEY FEEL LIKE IT?

    Every time you go there and write “fuck spez” I’m sure he goes to sleep crying into the giant pile of money he sleeps on

    I’ll say it once more, if you want Spez to pay DO NOT GO ON REDDIT EVEN TO TELL HIM WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE HE IS, THAT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO DO

    Guster ,

    This doesn’t make alot of sense to me. Doubt all that was created by Lemmy users that logged in to reddit-that’s simply Reddit users? Can’t be good for Reddit that this is going on such a large scale. And if nothing else … Great amusement lol

    ijeff ,

    It only takes a few dedicated people with bots, but it does probably benefit their metrics.

    Buddahriffic ,

    Trying to convert those metrics into revenue is what started this whole thing in the first place. If they were so effective at turning any engagement to their advantage, we’d still all be engaging there via whatever third party app we were using before they got disabled.

    MrJameGumb ,
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    Have you tried to actually go to r/place? You can’t even view the page on your phone unless you’re using their garbage official app. It’s definitely meant to try and increase app engagement

    GustavoM ,
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    Sorry, lad… folks really love the circlejerk and can’t/won’t stop doing it until it dies down. It’s kind of like “talking to a wall” at this rate.

    VanillaDrink ,
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    Streisand effect. They keep deleting it. More people will help. Similarly, you telling people not to go on reddit, will make people go on reddit.

    naticus ,

    I need to test that theory for science. Do NOT send me $20.

    ijeff ,

    Streisand Effect really only applies if they were making their own submissions about it. Replying to this one doesn’t really make the cut IMO!

    gjghkk ,

    This is not Streisand effect, because the censoring happens on reddit.

    RoosterBoy ,

    At this point it is big enough to gather the interest of the media whether it stays up or gets wiped, and investors watch the media like hawks.

    Delphia ,

    See I think you have it twisted. We need a good mix of both.

    If site traffic plummets thats bad for Spez, if place is a giant “fuck spez” banner and it gets reported on by tech news and legitimate financial news its also bad for spez.

    If investors look at the blackout and the desperate scrambling for volunteers to mod subs, and a traffic decline AND the fact that the administration cant seem to do anything about some members turning place into a monkey shit fight at the zoo… Some of them might just realise that Reddit is a very risky investment.

    MrJameGumb ,
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    I still say if this wasn’t exactly what the corporate management of Reddit wanted, then it would have been taken down by now though.

    Why else would it exist? They’ve already proven that they won’t hesitate to censor/destroy anything that’s not in line with their plans for the IPO, so it doesn’t make sense that this one thing would be beyond their control in any way whatsoever.

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