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Assman , in Can't wait to see what happens next
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“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”

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Bakkoda ,

To be fair, it’s really hard to read signs when you’re on the receiving end of a Roman helmet.

Palerider ,
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It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

BearGun , in Not since Apple Vs. Epic...
Thann ,
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ooterness , in CRANKIN' MAH HOG!!!
MarcomachtKuchen ,

HELL YEAH BROTHER, AROOOO

abbadon420 ,

What is that place? I see it come by every once in a while, but I don’t get it.

Anyolduser ,

IT’S ALL ABOUT BEING AWESOME AND CRANKING YOUR HOG! AROOOOOO

ooterness ,

It’s a parody of overserious memes that are trying to sound edgy and badass. The archetype is a gun-wielding skeleton that’s riding a motorcycle and saying something about thin blue lines, but wolves and other imagery are also adjacent.

Instead, THE_PACK takes that aesthetic, cranks it up to 12, and adds some silly text. Everyone is role-playing as a skeleton that’s obsessed with motorcycles (hogs). You have to TALK IN ALL CAPS to be heard over the engine noise. And everyone’s friendly and welcoming in a way that edgelords aren’t.

A few great examples from the last year or so:

abbadon420 ,

That does sound like something I would to participate in.

Anyolduser ,

THEN GET IN THERE AND CRANK YOUR HOG, BROTHER!

altima_neo ,
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Cranks the hog up to 12

JigglySackles ,

HELL YEAH BROTHER! I LOVE CRANKIN MY MFING HOG SO HARD IT LEADS TO A, LARGE THROBBING POSITIVE MINDSET!!!

geekworking , in tech support

The always relevant xkcd.com/806/

edinbruh ,

the subway map in case you were wondering

billwashere ,

Why can I never find Yggdrasil on these? I remember compiling Linux kernels in this in the early to mid 90s.

realitista ,

As one of the geeks who built these phone systems back in the '90s, it’s one of my biggest regrets that I didn’t do this.

return2ozma OP , in Happy Pride Month!
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lowleveldata ,

As long as you’re happy

return2ozma OP ,
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in this economy?! :'(

Coasting0942 ,

Won’t somebody think of the multi colored econo-wives???

Kolanaki , in Glad I was too dumb to finish college...
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If you believe in God and science empirically proved God didn’t exist, would you still believe?

If you don’t believe in God, and science empirically proved God exists, would you start to worship it?

I don’t believe God exists. But if he was proven to exist, I would believe. I would not, however, worship him. Dude’s a prick.

Zehzin ,
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I would hear his explanation first. The story is full of holes.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I mean, if Yahweh exists it’s not that the story is full of holes so much as that he was part of the Canaanite pantheon and the stories were never originally meant to describe the actions of a singular god.

There is likely a whole mythological cycle that we simply do not have because it was destroyed by zealots for disproving their weird monotheistic fan fiction.

It’s like trying to make sense of the Norse sagas if cultists merged all the other gods into Odin, including Loki.

lunarul ,

God’s existence, by definition, cannot be proven or disproven. That’s the nature of faith and free will (in the theological sense). And that’s why there are scientists who believe in God. This American idea that religion and science are opposites makes no sense.

SuddenDownpour ,

Of course it can be proven to exist, as long as evidence of its existence exists.

robotica ,

And what would be the evidence for God’s existence? I don’t think there’ll ever be scientific evidence for God because all events can be explained by science as having occurred naturally, but what if the natural part is made by God?

SuddenDownpour ,

If “God” is indistinguishable from the natural world, unable to be differentiated from it, to formulate or express thoughts or to influence existence in any way, it is a redundant idea, a zero to the left, and something so alienated from what the vast majority of people consider God is, that the meaning of the concept has already been twisted. It doesn’t deserve epistemological effort, because our understanding of the world wouldn’t change one bit: rather than it being a wilful intelligence, it would be a carcass over which we happen to live in, which the Universe already is. Even if you were to prove the existence of such a devoid concept, it would be equal to asserting “The Universe exists”.

Honytawk ,

In science, anything you can measure is real.

If this god affects nothing measurable on the universe, it might as well not exist

zea_64 ,

Effects on the natural world can be scienced.

JackbyDev ,

God’s existence, by definition, cannot be proven or disproven. […] This American idea that religion and science are opposites makes no sense.

What? It sounds like you’re contradicting yourself there. Also not sure how that’s an “American” idea lol.

lunarul ,

sounds like you’re contradicting yourself there

Where’s the contradiction?

not sure how that’s an “American” idea

That’s where I heard this perspective from. That you either believe in science or in God, not both. I guess it’s because of all the weird Christian denominations in the US that say crazy things and seem to have never actually read the bible, but use it to justify their anti-science ideas.

Sam_Bass ,

The bible should be considered a book of gossip, like an old hollywood rag and accorded such due respect

wabafee ,
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More like a fanfiction basically tumblr of that time.

Swedneck ,
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it depends which god we ended up proving the existence of, if it’s prometheus i’d join the movement to free him from his eternal punishment for gifting humanity the fire of innovation.

Kolanaki ,
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“Flying spaghetti monsters, did in fact, create all life in the universe.”

Swedneck ,
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blessed be his noodly appendage

DarkDarkHouse ,
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ramen

Hupf , in Learn how to count with Bill Gates

Hi, my name is Gabe Newell and I’ll teach you how to count to ten: https://files.catbox.moe/k0g912.jpg

1, 2

konalt ,
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2 Episode 1, 2 Episode 2, Alyx

Snowpix ,
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funkless_eck , in I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome.

friends, I went to see this motherfucker perform this album live on tour.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m sorry.

funkless_eck ,

thank you. the encore was Wild Thing which you can replicate at home by varnishing a plank of wood and drawing a face on it, then grunting.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Should you then hit yourself in the face with that plank to make it similar to the experience of having to listen to it?

TopRamenBinLaden ,

This is the funniest thing I have read all year. Still chortling at the thought. Thank you.

MissJinx ,
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what a life experience

Tylerdurdon ,

People say the only regrets in life are things you don’t do… Then there’s this.

pufferfisherpowder ,

Holy fuck I’m jealous

Unlikelyvillain ,

But…why?

Thcdenton ,
acetanilide ,

How much did you pay for the privilege?

FartsWithAnAccent , (edited ) in As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547
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No eye contact? Milk? Asian food? Are these things conservatives think people get upset about? Does this guy just have spicy tism? What is happening?

tiefling ,

Right wingers think lactose intolerance is a leftist conspiracy

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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But the Asian food? I’m guessing something something cultural appropriation?

runeko ,
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MSG maybe?

Numenor ,

The Knicks?

shneancy ,

bruh, how is my shit turning to liquid if i have more than half a glass of milk a conspiracy??

egonallanon ,

If you were more racist these things wouldn’t happen to you. Probably.

MoonJellyfish OP , in Peter Griffin and Ariana Grande
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eager_eagle ,
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sbeve

pipe01 ,

Now do loss

PugJesus , in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video

I refused to use adblock for years. Not because I thought Youtube needed MORE money, but because I did realize that a business ultimately only continues operating as long as the business model is sustainable. I endured, through occasional ads, ads at the bottom, then through ads every time a video was watched, then ads in the middle of videos, and even two ads before every video.

But three unskippable ads was where I drew the fucking line. Now I use adblock for Youtube and Youtube only.

TheLowestStone ,
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I like to watch video game speedruns. I especially enjoy the really long, challenging ones. Watching a 2 hour video on YouTube without an ad block is basically impossible at this point.

ulterno ,
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Similar story here, except I just stopped using YouTube.
Lemmy’s piping bots help with that.

Moneo ,

I appreciate this point of view but I refuse to have my limited time and energy wasted as a form of “payment”. Ads degrade the user experience of everything they touch and corporations don’t limit their ad use to “continue operations”, they push it as far as possible to suck as much money out of the product as they can.

The only “TV” I watch is hockey and it’s depressing watching the product get degraded year after year as they continue to shove as much advertising down our throats as possible in order to make more money. Fuck ads.

hiramfromthechi , (edited )
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That’s nice of you, but it appears that the ad-supported business model doesn’t work. It just results in enshittification and surveillance.

“We cannot have a society in which, if two people wish to communicate, the only way that it can happen is if it’s financed by a third person who wishes to manipulate them.”

Jaron Lanier: How we need to remake the internet

Aux ,

No one will ever pay for services like YouTube. Thus ads is the only way.

JackbyDev ,

Plenty of people pay for cable and streaming services lol, what are you on about?

Aux ,

YouTube has a paid subscription which is ad free and with additional features. How many of you here, who complain about ads, use YouTube Premium? Mmm?

Chef_Boyardee ,

Youtube is my main source of entertainment. I will pay for premium no problem. And yes, I totally hate ads. A music service for free with it that has a comment section so I can discuss the music with my peers. Also, it’s insane the amount of data YouTube has to serve.

JackbyDev ,

A friend of mine pays for it, yes.

Aux ,

“A friend of a friend”. Cool story. So far it’s just one person here who pays to get rid of ads. And 1.45k upvotes for the post.

JackbyDev ,

No, a friend. Not a friend of a friend. And I’m sure many folks here she’ll out the extra few bucks on stuff like Hulu to get the ad free version. Not sure what the hell you’re on about.

moon ,

Wow, grandstanding over adblockers

AllonzeeLV , in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video

Capitalists don’t care about making quality products/services.

They care about squeezing more profit out of you as time goes on.

Anyolduser ,

Bad capitalists, yes. The trend of “maximize profit this quarter at the expense of everything else” is a recent (meaning a few decades old) idea.

Once upon a time the boards of publicly traded companies could think long term and sacrifice short term gains without getting fired by shareholders. When a large firm prioritizes long term success efficiency still matters but so do things like building reputation through quality and retaining talent - the things sorely missing from publicly traded firms today.

Telodzrum ,

The commodification of securities has been one of the most ruinous trends in human history.

unreasonabro ,

There are only bad capitalists now, the good ones have been eaten.

tja , in "Let me in right now or I swear..."
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If those geese could read they would be very upset

PotatoesFall , in Showing appreciation for hard work.

As a German I was wondering how the Red Army Faction time-travelled to WW2.

Turns out RAF = Royal Air Force

idiomaddict ,

When I first moved to Germany, I was surprised by the amount of leftists that seemed to support the Royal Air Force, lol

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

For WW2, It’s complicated, they did fight the nazis but they also applied carpet bombing.

You can appreciate one without forgetting the other.

idiomaddict ,

Technically, yes. They were really for the Red Army Faction though.

EunieIsTheBus ,

Danke, das war verwirrend

Everythingispenguins , (edited )

Yet, wasn’t surprised they had bombers? :p

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fishbone , in This is a Test

Is this multiple choice or just a suggested series of steps?

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