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ubermeisters , in Think anyone would notice?
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

This user has the overall most reliably great posts, on all of Lemmy, I swear.

OP thanks for your dedication, you make Lemmy much better.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I always figured it was just Gallowbob again lol.

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

👀

wombatula , in 5 feet apart = Not gay

I cannot fathom why this is the title.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

It’s a reference to a vine. “Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”

wombatula ,

Ah yes Vine, definitely a relevant thing in 2023 that everyone references. Thanks for reminding me that Vine existed, I had actually forgotten.

ChrisLicht ,

Don’t hate; appreciate the deep magic.

wombatula ,

No idea wtf you are talking about.

Smirk ,

Aside from this, you out the loop a lot?

wombatula ,

A 6+ year old meme from a website frequented by teenagers, which has been closed for 6 years?

You have a strange idea of what “the loop” is.

Cryophilia ,

You have a strange idea of what “the loop” is.

Not that you would know

TexMexBazooka ,

swish

Smirk ,

You have a strange idea of what “the loop” is.

And you have no idea, keep up.

Just say “all the time” if your memory is that bad mate.

wombatula ,

Holy shit stop, this is fucking insane how angry and pushy you gang of idiots are.

Find a better hobby than harassing randoms for not knowing what some homophobic reference from a dead website is.

theangryseal ,

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone beg this hard to be “dogpiled” while begging to not be “dogpiled”. Lol

Just stop replying.

wombatula ,

Holy fuck get a better hobby than harassing random people on the internet. How about I block you instead, for being toxic and joining in on the dogpile?

theangryseal ,

Just stop replying.

I don’t know you and I don’t care what you do.

TexMexBazooka ,

Bruh

You gotta chill out

wombatula ,

Yes the best way to get someone to chill out, keep bothering them!

TexMexBazooka ,

I’m not bothering you my guy I’m telling you, you’re making a scene in a public forum. Just stop responding bro.

Smirk ,

It’s literally 30 seconds out my day, if it’s that hard to take, I think it’s pretty obvious it’s your issue here.

But by all means, keep everyone who’s shit on you in this thread, carry them round in your head, eating away at your psyche.

Jfc recognise when to bow out you clown lol.

wombatula ,

You are a toxic hateful douche who enjoys mocking and tormenting people.

Smirk ,

Enjoy is a choice word, but you betrayed yourself when you said this “Ah yes Vine, definitely a relevant thing in 2023 that everyone references. Thanks for reminding me that Vine existed, I had actually forgotten.”

Everything you’ve received, you invited, and continue to do so.

But go ahead, keep us up there, popping into your thoughts when you think you’re happy, just to tell you this:

You missed a joke/reference, then got pissy. If this back and forth in this thread has caused you any turmoil, I’m sorry, but that’s completely on you mate.

It’s up to you to recognise that.

Take care bro, seems you have bigger problems than us.

X

wombatula ,

You’re literally relishing in the idea of causing someone emotional or mental distress?

Maybe I am a clown, but you are a god damn sociopath if this is what you enjoy, take a step back and read what you just wrote, you ENJOY causing PAIN to others. You’re a sadist and the only thoughts I am carrying on this thread are “wow that guy is disturbing, his life must be terrible if he actually enjoys this”.

I hope you get the help and happiness that you most clearly need, because this sort of behaviour is troubling and points to some very significant problems on your end.

Smirk ,

You replied to the wrong comment, and I reread what I put, nowhere did I say I enjoy causing pain to others, I’d advise you reread it…

Enjoy is a choice word, but you betrayed yourself when you said this “Ah yes Vine, definitely a relevant thing in 2023 that everyone references. Thanks for reminding me that Vine existed, I had actually forgotten.”

Everything you’ve received, you invited, and continue to do so.

But go ahead, keep us up there, popping into your thoughts when you think you’re happy, just to tell you this:

You missed a joke/reference, then got pissy. If this back and forth in this thread has caused you any turmoil, I’m sorry, but that’s completely on you mate.

It’s up to you to recognise that.

Take care bro, seems you have bigger problems than us.

X

Jazard23 ,

This one is from Chronicles of Narnia

SternburgExport ,

Hi, welcome to Chilis

DeepFriedDresden ,

Some Vines are so deeply embedded in my memory that I'm sure I'll still be able to quote them even after the dementia has destroyed my ability to recognize my loved ones.

In hospice, surrounded by grieving loved ones saying their last goodbyes, the nurse watching on as I'm drifting away confused and irritable, doing their best to ensure my passing is as comfortable as possible, with my last breath I'll mutter "road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does"...

wombatula ,

Meanwhile most of the world never went on Vine, and its been gone for 6 years now.

Titling a post with basically “no homo” makes the majority of people go “huh why are they being casually homophobic” not “oh wow they are in a pool, so that’s like that one Vine from 6+ years ago!”.

But by all means join the lineup of people spamming vine quotes at me as if I knew or cared what they mean lol.

canihasaccount ,

You can choose to ignore things you don’t understand on Lemmy. I don’t go into the Risa posts because I know they’re not for me. If something doesn’t make sense and you want to ask about it, go for it, but don’t get upset when the explanation isn’t one that makes sense to you. For a lot of people, popular Vines were everywhere for a while. Not everything on the internet is for you.

wombatula ,

So you literally stalked my account to attack me, classy stuff.

Cryophilia ,

I’m gonna second the “get off the internet and go outside” suggestion

wombatula ,

No please keep spamming me and harassing me.

ModsAreCopsACAB ,

If you insist 🤷

ChrisLicht ,

This kid is close to establishing perpetual motion.

null ,

Let me on, I wanna watch this guy get even madder.

wombatula ,

You are toxic and pathetic.

null ,

Ooo yeah, that’s the stuff.

funkpandemic ,

If you’re complaining someone made a reference you didn’t understand it’s time to take a break from the Internet

wombatula ,

I was never at any point complaining, but sure you guys dogpile on me for not understanding your trash from the 2010s, sorry for not having an encyclopedic knowledge of every meme from the last decade lmao.

Y’all mofuckas need a better hobby than ganging on someone for not knowing some random reference.

DeepFriedDresden ,

Man I hope you stretched before those mental gymnastics, wouldn't want you to pull your victim complex muscle.

wombatula ,

By all means join in the dogpile.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is more of a ‘why do you care so much about this’ situation for the rest of us.

wombatula ,

lmao I made a flippant comment and then got dogpiled by 20 people screaming at me over it, literally everything I have said has been on the back foot as I am pummeled by people mocking me and being angry because I dared not to care about Vine and didn’t recognize some dumb homophobic sounding reference.

But no I am the one that cares so much, not the people spamming all my comments and sending me angry DM because I dared to besmirch the name of a dead website.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That happened 9 hours ago and you’re still talking about it, so yeah…

wombatula ,

YOU ARE STILL SPAMMING ME FFS

I am not “still talking about it” I am getting fucking mobbed for 9 hours straight by people screaming at me about it!

Are you this fucking dense?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Replying to you two times is spamming you? And are you sure they’re screaming? Can you check decibel levels over the internet?

wombatula ,

Get a fucking life you degenerate.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If you’ve been this upset for nine hours, I would suggest therapy. That’s not healthy.

DarkMFG ,

The person who should get a life and touch grass is you. You’re spending wayyy too much time replying to everyone, and whining about getting dog piled when you’re just agitating everyone else.

wombatula ,

It’s been days and you idiots are still doing it.

azulavoir ,

Then stop feeding them :)

wombatula ,

You idiots are just making me laugh and add to my block list, anyone that would keep spamming me is outing themselves as a toxic troll.

Smirk ,

Apparently everyone who disagrees with you is a toxic troll. Look under your own shoe bro lol.

kutch ,

Or go deeper until you understand them all

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I was never on Vine, and I know what these things are because I’ve been on the Internet for the last few years. No offense, but this is an Internet place too.

Black616Angel ,

I can recall like 100+ Vines from a single frame… I have no idea what the other person is talking about.

Hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.

Are they helium balloons?

Hey Jared could you read number 23 for the class?

It’s a mental breakdown

You guys sent me down a rabbit hole again! Ahhhh!

fushuan ,

It’s Wednesday my dudes.

BreadOven ,

I had to grab some marshmallows for that roasting you got in those comments.

wombatula ,

Wow you have a sad life if you care.

BreadOven ,

I don’t. It’s just kind of funny watching the whole thing.

trailing9 , in incredible

All you have to do is teaching intelligent people some math and tell them about experiments and that nature can be understood. The rest will follow.

Everything can be accelerated by adding the idea of the printing press.

WarmSoda ,

Did the Greeks not do experiments? They knew math. They even hypothetically knew about atoms.

alvvayson ,

Same can be said of all the ancient civilizations.

But the key insight is that all of nature is predictable and behaves according to natural laws that can be deduced through experiments.

That leads to the scientific revolution which leads to the industrial revolution.

yata ,

In Sid Meier’s Civilization sure, but real history is a lot more complex than that. There were people who came to that conclusion since ancient times without it leading to a scientific and industrial revolution, because there were a lot more factors at play with those than just simply the idea of it.

alvvayson ,

An idea has to be widely accepted to be useful.

Just having one person think about it while the rest of society doesn’t is insufficient.

HardlightCereal ,

The actual reason science took off is that there was a plague leading to a worker shortage leading to a wealth boom, while a lot of rich people had access to coffee and nothing to do.

alvvayson ,

While I, too, am a big fan of the Coffee hypothesis, it should be noted that lots of civilizations had access to caffeine and other stimulants, including the Arabs, Chinese and Incas and probably the Roman’s, Greeks and Persians too.

And there were a lot of plagues, but most of them happened long before the scientific revolution.

WarmSoda ,

Free time and the wealth to have that time is what I also think the catalyst is. Same with arts. You can’t do experiments or spend time on art if your entire life is consumed by labor.

AngryCommieKender ,

So the time traveler needs to have been exposed to COVID, got it.

jmcs ,

The Greeks held themselves back because most of their intellectual elite considered abstract thought as more noble than hands-on experimenting.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Also Aristotle accidently killing atomic theory for over 2000 years

float ,

An offline version of Wikipedia would be handy though.

shalafi ,

Just pack a cheat sheet:

i.imgur.com/dgJ7vHU.jpg

Sotuanduso ,

That was a nice educational read.

ComicalMayhem ,

Holy shit that’s so crunchy, can I get a version with less pixels?

KombatWombat ,
kameecoding ,

speaking of health, wouldn’t you die to some disease you are not immune to? or even more likely you would cause a plague that their bodies don’t lnow how to fight off, like imagine bringing back some covid variant with you.

WYLD_STALLYNS ,
@WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I mean, us bringing back something to kill them seems more likely, despite our comparatively weak immune system’s. Be it COVID-19 or an STD. Hell, even our metal/plastic ridden bodies would be a potential issue for their environment if we died.

Airazz ,

You can download it, without images it’s just a couple GB.

yata ,

The main challenge with inventing a working printing press would be the papermaking and level of metalworking required for the movable type.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

pretty sure you can just use wood or whatever for the lettering, sure it might be kinda shit and tend to break but it should work. having to make new letter stamps every now and then is better than painstakingly writing every letter for hand.

yata ,

The main problem with that is that you can’t make the types very small with wood, and the singlemost expensive ingredient in this whole printing press concept is the paper.

So you would end up having books with very little text on each page, and especially in a slave economy, it would just be much cheaper to make handwritten copies, since you could cram a lot more words on each page.

And again, this is not adressing the issue of even having the skill to make paper in the first place.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Not to mention inventing an alphabet depending on where and when you go to. Or you could go with ConstantScript if you feel like being a gigantic troll.

Abugida might be workable if you reform it so that vowel markers can only appear above or below the modified consonant.

dewritoninja ,

Paper making is not that hard if you use cotton fibers instead of wood pulp

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , in Philosophy meme
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t see the contradiction here. Right Person is just asking what Left Person’s beliefs on those matters are, not whether they believe those beliefs are objective.

SkyezOpen ,

Don’t you see? Objective truth is whatever moral absolutsts believe. And no, they don’t see the contradiction there.

spacesweedkid27 ,

I couldn’t agree more!

bcron , in Shirley you cant be serious!

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  • bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    Alternatively, they could stop manipulating their prices so much.

    qjkxbmwvz ,

    Restaurants have notoriously low profit margins. Not every restaurant of course, but there’s a reason that restaurants regularly fail, especially in cities, and I don’t think it’s because the owners are spending it all on yachts.

    aesthelete ,

    Not every restaurant of course, but there’s a reason that restaurants regularly fail, especially in cities, and I don’t think it’s because the owners are spending it all on yachts.

    I think a lot of them are in debt up to their eyeballs and that’s why they fail. They also usually make up for the lower margins on food with better margins on drinks, but there’s a margin on every item regardless.

    Rent is also a factor. Commercial real estate is not cheap.

    And some just plain suck. The food sucks, the prices suck, the service sucks, or the location sucks.

    There are myriad reasons why restaurants fail, and I doubt it’s all because of low margins.

    imgonnatrythis ,

    I’m not an economist, but whlouldnt manipulated prices drive things more toward fair market value? A crusty menu meant to last a year is more likely to overshoot prices to cover market fluctuations that occur during that year. At least this is how I think of it.

    bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    Other than gasoline and expensive fish, we don’t really pay true market price for anything. That would be chaos and I’m not sure why any consumer would want prices to fluctuate that often.

    If anything they will use corrections to drive the price up, not down. The only way prices would come down is pressure from competition, without that a reduction in business costs would just mean more margin for the owner.

    imgonnatrythis ,

    Presumably you can place your order via the qr code to so less risk of human error transcribing it wrong or God forbid you get one of those annoying waiters that think they have a super memory and can hold more than 8 items in short term memory and don’t even write things down.

    aesthelete ,

    QR code menus and ordering systems are terrible IMO.

    The tech often sucks, but more than that they make the entire restaurant experience worse.

    I tried to keep an open mind when encountering them at first, but they often nullify any and all interactions you have with the waiters, and turn the restaurant from full service into something like a fast casual restaurant…yet they still prompt you for tips at the end of the meal and add additional percentage overcharge fees for “inflation” or whatever.

    I don’t want a waiter to be over at my table every twenty seconds, but waiters shouldn’t be made pointless by a maître d’, a runner, and a busboy.

    They’re anti-social shit dreamt up by the same kind of minds that gave us the horror that is self-checkout.

    imgonnatrythis ,

    Eh, you sound like a bit of an extravert. I understand where you are coming from. I disagree and would rather have a good interface backed by an available and knowledgeable human only if trouble shooting or questions arise. I also love self check out😉. To each their own. Either of our preferred modalities can of course be implemented crappilly.

    aesthelete ,

    I’m just a person who likes to sit at a table and order like a person that paid to eat at a full service restaurant.

    Neither you nor I should expect there to be “troubleshooting” in a full service restaurant. We’re not setting up a new iPad; we’re paying to be served.

    Self-checkout is rife with not only anti-social vibes, but also involves possible legal trouble…and all so that the store didn’t have to hire a few extra checkout personnel.

    Both of these “innovations” are largely for the benefit of the owners and largely at the cost of the people patronizing these establishments.

    I don’t have a choice of stores, but I’m spoiled for choice in restaurants living in the city. I’ll vote with my feet.

    hemko ,

    I absolutely love self checkouts in shops, makes it more fast-in-fast-out kinda thing. But the very rare moments I have nowadays to go to a restaurant with my wife, I absolutely want to have a proper service and enjoy the evening as whole.

    I can order McDonald’s with home delivery, don’t want that shit in a restaurant

    tweeks ,

    I think I understand your viewpoint, but personally have a different opinion. I’m not going to a restaurant to socialize with the waiter; although some of those interactions can be pleasant it’s still just a functional transaction to me that can go wrong and could be be optimized. My main focus is the people I’m going to the restaurant with and the food/drinks.

    QR for the win for me, but I agree fully that most of those apps kinda suck. I hope time will fix that.

    Astroturfed ,

    I think that’s a huge reason places have kept the QR codes. It’s not entirely their fault. Their costs have unstable and constantly increasing lately. Reprinting new menus with pricing adjustments on a regular basis isn’t free in a industry that’s already slim margins.

    solstice ,

    Related pet peeve: restaurants that have a million items for a million prices, all of them basically the same. Example: sandwich shop not far from me. Every sandwich is +|- a dollar, same with every item. Takes forever for them to ring it up and the variance is pennies. Just charge $X per sandwich and maybe markup a few premium items (roast beef, avocado, bacon whatever).

    When in doubt: simplify

    chicken ,

    This makes me wonder whether there’s ever price discrimination going on. A system like this could give different prices based on what kind of phone you’re using if they wanted it to, and you wouldn’t necessarily know it.

    yamapikariya ,
    @yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

    Just use a browser that hides useragent

    owatnext ,

    While a valid point, it misses the possibility of people who may not know what useragent even means; it misses people who may not know that a website can identify what browser or device you are using.

    Misconduct ,

    This would be noticed and called out the literal second two people go together and have different devices. We don’t all just travel in packs according to our mobile device brand or OS lol

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    If they notice the difference. They might be too busy socializing and not caring about the pricing that much.

    Misconduct ,

    That’s really reaching hard to try and make this valid. We have real examples of businesses taking advantage there’s plenty to worry about without making up more

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Just spoke from real life experience. /shrug

    kryptonicus ,

    How would this work though? You’re not ordering your food via the QR code link, you’re telling the waitstaff. Unless they ask you what price your saw, how are they going to correlate their variable price to a particular customer?

    However, this would make it a lot easier to implement “peak pricing”. Their menu could automatically update based on time of day, or day of week, and certainly holidays.

    docwriter ,

    In some places, the QR link redirects you to a page where you can order items without interacting with the staff.

    Sotuanduso ,

    Wh… why would they do that?

    I guess maybe if a phone company is secretly paying them to, but why would a phone company go to restaurants to give their customers lower prices? And even if they did, what do they gain from that if they don’t want anyone to know?

    And even if they did, the waiter would also have to take note of what kind of phone the customers use, and give them the respective price on the bill. One slip-up could reveal the scheme.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Wh… why would they do that?

    If you’ve got a more expensive phone they’ll charge more because they assume you have more money.

    Alternatively, if you’ve got a cheaper phone they’ll charge more so that they don’t have to cater to the “wrong type of people.”

    chicken ,

    The idea behind price discrimination is that some customers will still buy the same product if it is offered at a higher price, while others will not. By figuring out which is which and offering them different prices, you can make more profit. For instance Uber is known to charge higher rates to customers with low phone battery, because they are probably more desperate and would be more willing to pay.

    If a restaurant knows you have an expensive phone, they know you can probably afford more expensive meals and won’t walk out if the prices are high. If you have a cheap phone, they might want to tone it down a little to avoid driving you away. They might be able to make more money by doing this.

    Also you wouldn’t need the waiter involved you can just check the user agent if all ordering has to be done through phones, the whole process would be automatic.

    GlendatheGayWitch ,

    I saw an article on lemmy about this yesterday, though not sure whether I’ll find it again.

    Hotels, flights, retailers already have an abundance of price discrimination. Target shows higher prices when your device is physically closer to a store and lower prices when you are further away. IPhone users tend to pay higher prices because they assume that since you had the extra money to pay for an expensive phone, you’ll be open to spending more at other stores.

    Likewise, if they see your device or other devices on your network/near you making several searches for hotels/flights the price will increase.

    It’s just another way to build greed into the system

    Sotuanduso ,

    That Target one sounds definitely illegal.

    coyootje , in I feel superior

    Besides the amount of content (and the occasional server issues) on Lemmy I haven’t missed anything about Reddit after switching.

    EherVielleicht OP ,

    Quality time.

    timicin ,

    that content keeps me coming back as an unregistered lurker and for much longer than all of the fediverse instances combined.

    teft ,
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    Great username.

    Aarrodri ,

    I’m foreign, could you explain?

    teft ,
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    His username is from a character on star trek.

    Diprount_Tomato ,
    @Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, the only thing this needs is more people and more content

    rbos ,
    @rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

    Reddit has been no stranger to server issues, remember. Honestly lemmy.ca has been more reliable than reddit…

    Francis_Fujiwara , in Sacrifices are required for high grades

    I really regret being like that. I graduated high school with almost perfect grades, because I didn’t talk to anyone and I just concentrated on studying. Now I have no friends, not even one.

    Decoy321 , (edited )

    Hi there! Consider your streak broken, I am now your first friend!

    gnutrino ,

    Shut up Stephen.

    GBU_28 ,

    Though you are ok to feel that way, please know in just a little while everything from highschool is optional, and doesn’t matter at all.

    zephyreks ,

    Associate with friends that also have good grades. You tend to take on the habits of your friends.

    eager_eagle ,
    @eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

    don’t stress about it - I used to talk to many people, yet didn’t keep any friends from high school and only one from undergrad, with who I make contact like twice a year.

    It feels weird to keep in touch when you don’t have that thing in common anymore and live far away.

    aeki ,

    I was like that but weirdly I was ‘adopted’ into a group where everyone was a good student and it was uncool not to be. It was even the popular people in the class, full of very well-rounded people (they were social, also into sports or music, friends outside of school, etc).

    I still stood up as a “nerd” for reasons that felt inexplicable at the time but later made sense as it turned out I’m autistic. I wasn’t as well-rounded as them. I’d hang out with them but I couldn’t wait to do things by myself like being at the library, learning languages and computer stuff and playing games.

    I don’t think any of these people talk to each other anymore because all of us grew in separate directions. I have made good friends since. I like the hobbies I got by allowing myself to do what I wanted. I like the opportunities I got from my grades.

    I don’t think high school is where you consolidate your friends for the rest of your life. Some people do it, but it’s not a requirement.

    RGB3x3 ,

    If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t focus on my grades, graduated with middle-tier grades and still don’t have any friends.

    son_named_bort ,

    To be fair, it’s hard to keep up with high school friends after high school. People change, they go to college, get jobs, get married, have kids, move away, go to prison, and die. So don’t worry if you’re not friends with people you went to high school with, that’s not uncommon.

    mlc894 ,

    Gave me a chuckle to see “have kids, move away, go to prison, and die” listed as a typical life trajectory.

    Franzia ,

    I dropped out because of my social issues.

    AllonzeeLV , in we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas

    Just like declining birth rates in the US.

    “We need to have more babies! Our population is declining!”

    Well we could subsidize child care.

    “Fuck you! Oh whatever shall we do?!”

    Well we could provide housing programs for people who want to have children.

    “Fuck you! Oh we need to think of something.”

    Oh, I know, we could subsidize fertility treatments for parents that want children but are having difficulties and can’t afford 10s of thousands of uncovered medical expenses at once!

    “Fuck you! Oh, woe is me, there’s nothing anyone can do!”

    explodicle ,

    Left out “we could just let more people move here”

    AllonzeeLV ,

    100%

    Asafum ,

    But then our society wouldn’t be white dominated anymore! our culture! Oh our culture! Demographics! Crime! Ahhhh! Be afraid!

    orphiebaby ,
    @orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

    This is Japan too. Very much so right now

    SaveComengs ,

    th japanese stance on the rapid population decline is so fucked lol

    mayo ,
    @mayo@lemmy.world avatar

    Definitely not that simple. Immigration is good, but you need the physical and social infrastructure to manage it.

    explodicle ,

    Why would we need new infrastructure? We’ve had high immigration rates in the past, we could just do that again.

    TheFriendlyDickhead ,

    I don’t realy see how it’s more expensive to keep a few immigrants alive, who are willing to work and often already have good education, than raising and educating a child for years to come.

    mayo ,
    @mayo@lemmy.world avatar

    Think about it… housing, medical care, transportation. These need to keep up with population growth. If growth is achieved through immigration, then you need infrastructure to support more people. I’m in Canada, immigration has been seen as a positive thing for a long time, but there is a resource squeeze right now and increasing immigration is seen as adding fuel to the fire.

    We are trying to address those issues, but it would have been a lot better to put infrastructure in place before aiming to increase the population size.

    NathanielThomas ,

    I think declining birth rates are good and should be encouraged.

    AllonzeeLV ,

    I actually agree for the sake of the Earth and humanity long term, if there is such a thing anymore.

    I acknowledge though, that it will be very painful for humanity to adjust to downsizing, and in sociopolitical discourse, short medium term humanity is all most ever consider relevant. But yes, I agree with the long game position that humanity should strive to shrink and find equilibrium with our world.

    TheFriendlyDickhead ,

    It’s sad to me that we live in a system where growth is the only goal. If the economy only grows by one percent its a crisis. Like what the fuck. I think you don’t have to be a genius to see that infinite growth with finite resources is somehow impossible.

    HardlightCereal ,

    Infinite growth is the ideology of a cancer cell

    itstoowet ,

    No no no, don’t you see? The growth MUST continue… Or else

    mind , in Well...that was anticlimactic

    The US Government did not say aliens exist. A former military officer said “nonhuman” biological material was in one of the craft they downed. That could mean someone put a monkey or a dog in a test vehicle, it could mean a bird flew into the thing.

    Even if he was saying it’s aliens, testifying to congress is not the same thing as the government itself claiming aliens exist. They are reporting to the government, not making statements on behalf of the government.

    Pinklink ,

    B-but that’s now as fun!

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    It could also mean a pile of dog poop

    bernieecclestoned , in BMW

    They did nazi that coming

    princessnorah ,
    @princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    i think that pun’s older than the internet

    30isthenew29 ,

    I imagine two soldiers in the trenches and one just says that when something unexpected happens and the other just smacks him in the back of the head.

    Sami_Uso ,

    Now that’s a classic reddit comment right there. The more things change, the more they stay the same lol

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    It’s missing the “Anne Frankly” opener.

    Sinnz ,

    Something something fuhrerious

    hackser ,

    Can we leave that unfunny overdone joke on reddit?

    WarmSoda ,

    That pun was not created by anyone on Reddit

    Squizzy ,

    Can we still leave it there?

    dartos ,

    No

    ElPussyKangaroo ,

    No u

    Incandemon ,

    Can we leave the judgmental and overly controlling posts there?

    dartos ,

    No

    Clent ,

    Unlikely, those predate historical record.

    Squizzy ,

    A big part of Reddit getting to where they are now in size and popularity was that the comment sections got predictable and less fun and informative. I think hoping for better here isn’t judgemental or controlling, it’s part of why we left reddit.

    Everyone here is talking about how this reminds them of early reddit and early internet but these low effort comments getting common place are very late stage reddit which is boring.

    dartos ,

    No

    bernieecclestoned ,

    All dad jokes have been banned until father notice

    Selmafudd ,

    I’m here to sign up for the band

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in 100, here I cum
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    We have robots. It’s the future now. We should be retiring at 85 while the robots live in luxurious sky cities.

    Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

    I, for one, welcome our new robot overlord.

    BigBenis , in Why do we put up with this crap?

    Airliner ticket prices used to be regulated. So when all airlines had to charge the same price, they had to find other ways to be competitive in order to bring in customers. Deregulation in the 70s brought ticket costs down but that means ticket cost is now the primary point of competition between airlines and amenities now come at a steep premium.

    SupraMario ,

    Yep, you can have it one way or the other…cheap flights or super luxury and only the rich can fly. Planes are not cheap to operate and fuel isn’t free.

    No_Eponym ,
    @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

    And CEO bonuses and shareholder dividends must always be high-flying.

    x0x7 ,

    But even with that margins are tight, so 99.5% of why your flight is expensive is that planes are not cheap to operate and fuel isn’t free. But we can pretend it’s all the other thing to maintain slave morality.

    Also when was the last time an airline stock paid a dividend? I’m sure one of them pays dividends but most pay dividends never.

    No_Eponym ,
    @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

    So tight! Can barely afford to keep the plane in the air what with all the stock buybacks.

    dan , (edited )
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Also when was the last time an airline stock paid a dividend?

    Delta is paying a dividend of $0.15 per share in August. Southwest paid $0.18 this month. Spirit used to pay $0.10 but I don’t think they do any more.

    MirthfulAlembic ,
    @MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world avatar

    Frankly for short haul flights it makes sense. Would it be worth paying double or triple for a three hour flight just to get a full meal? Anyone who truly wants a taste of old time flying can get that with a first class ticket, both in terms of cost and quality.

    x0x7 ,

    But on the plus side normal people can use air travel now.

    BigBenis ,

    I’m not so sure that is a positive. Airplanes are huge emission drivers and our dependence on the convenience of air travel has caused us to cease investment and innovation in other more efficient and environmentally friendly methods of travel.

    No doubt there’d be a lot more support for high speed rails if airplanes weren’t as accessible. IMO airplanes should only really be used for intercontinental travel.

    Bytemeister ,

    When you factor in the number of people the airplane carries, they are about 3 times more efficient than a car with one person in it.

    jj4211 ,

    Note they mentioned rail as the desired alternative, rather than cars.

    sorter_plainview , in Uh oh

    I think this meme is about the old story of calling 911 and pretending to order a pizza. This was a viral story almost a decade back and stayed in social media platforms as a real thing. However this widespread social media publicity actually helped a victim. Details are in the previous link. This worked only because the operator was aware about the internet lore and was able to connect it.

    In summary don’t do it. Operators will disregard your call.

    bss03 ,

    If you do have to do it, you can hit 1234 or any other 4 digits after the 911 and you will still be connected to emergency services.

    Source: accidentally called 911 when trying to make an international call and not understanding when the phone system needed the 9 prefix (only for internal extensions).

    Flax_vert ,

    I don’t think they’d completely disregard your call. At least in the UK there are procedures to seeing whether or not an emergency call is erroneous or not. In a lot of cases they will end up ringing back before sending someone to check the location if one is called but there is no response on the other end

    thirteene ,

    Iirc they have a script to help try to probe for details in case the call is under duress.

    capt_wolf , in How dare he
    @capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

    “Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!”

    atocci ,

    It would make for an amazing looking gaming table. Not sure how well trying to keep track of your own dice on it would go though…

    capt_wolf ,
    @capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

    A lot of people I know have mats, trays, or some sort of rollers. Would make for some cool campaign ideas though. Characters are all drugged, drunk, suffering from insanity.

    “I’m going to need you to put on these and roll without your mat…”

    robocall , in Who here likes Ratatouille?
    @robocall@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s your fault for posting your number on ratatouille fan forums

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