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DopePriest , in They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons

I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.

nifty , in Progress!
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I know it’s a shitpost, but the idea behind something like this is counter to the point of rehabilitation. Civilization should move towards rehabilitation instead of punishment as the idea is that you want to integrate someone back into society. I am not sure inducing trauma and mental damage is conducive to rehabilitation.

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Technology like this could actually be used to help the rehabilitation process by dilating time, and allowing the offender to be rehabilitated without actually wasting much of their actual life.

It would most likely be used for harsh punishment in this universe, but its nice to imagine living in a better one, sometimes.

Grass ,

It sucks that it would never be used for speed rehab and instead for eternal torture.

XM34 ,

I’m like 99% sure it would just make the time feel longer without any benefit of consciousness. Kind of like certain drugs make everything feel like it’s slow motion, but you still don’t get superhuman reflexes from them.

BluesF ,

I think you’re exactly right. I’m not in any way qualified to make this statement but, if I’m right, you can’t just make the brain “go faster” and get more useful time without time actually passing. Processes need to happen in the brain for thoughts to occur, and you’d have to somehow speed those up… I mean there are chemical reactions happening in your nerve endings, how are those going to speed up? Especially by a factor of >1000 as implied by the OOP!

intensely_human ,

Processes need to happen in the brain for thoughts to occur

I disagree. I’ve had experiences far longer than their real life counterparts in dreams.

dojan ,
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I don’t think so. It probably just screws with the perception of time, I doubt it actually speeds anything up. If it did, we’d be able to use it for way more things than punishment, like for example, doing a deep delve into a subject in a matter of hours.

Carlo ,

Theoretically, if you had such technology, maybe you could use it to rehabilitate instead of punish. Being able to undergo months or years of therapy in a matter of hours could be extremely beneficial.

kiagam ,

if someone could actually get new information and insight under something like this, why would we use it in a prison instead of putting people to study the whole of human knowledge and create demi-god wizards?

Carlo ,

I mean, setting aside the danger inherent in creating demi-god wizards, there’s no reason they couldn’t do both.

braxy29 ,

i’m not sure how this could really work. good therapy requires the person of the therapist, and it additionally takes place within the context of a client’s living. are there therapists willing to give up subjective years over and over and over? how does the client try new things, gain understanding without the feedback of their life between sessions? also - therapists seek information and process their work with clients between sessions.

on top of all this, i’m not yet convinced this would be psychologically healthy for either.

Carlo ,

I think that the therapist(s) in this case would have to be AI. The person could be in their own little simulation, experiencing a reality tailored to addressing whatever psychological problems they might have. It’s all science fiction, anyhow. There’s no theoretical, let alone practical basis for this technology afaik.

captainlezbian ,

There is though, it’s called time hallucinations and it fucking sucks when you’re sober. I occasionally get them. It’s not like everything is slow motion it’s more like you’re bored and this meeting is taking forever, but exaggerated and it takes normal activities and makes them that kind of boring.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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I know it’s a shitpost, but the idea behind something like this is counter to the point of rehabilitation.

Its counter to our understanding of entropy. Brains simply don’t work like this.

nifty ,
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Can you elaborate?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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www.sciencedaily.com/releases/…/071211233934.htm

Even though participants remembered their own falls as having taken one-third longer than those of the other study participants, they were not able to see more events in time. Instead, the longer duration was a trick of their memory, not an actual slow-motion experience.

Your memory is imperfect. But your actual capacity to perceive time is still limited by the facilities you use for that prescription.

intensely_human ,

One experimental result does not define the entire domain of consciousness.

You are essentially making a statement of the form “X does not and cannot exist”, which is always a logical fallacy.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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You are essentially making a statement of the form “X does not and cannot exist”

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. This is a Family Guy meme.

Dasus ,
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It’s not complete horseshit. The application might be, but the idea isn’t.

I remember a Slavoj Zizek anecdote about it.

Got_Bent ,

So I was on a jury pool in December.

After the attorneys for both sides finished their dog and pony show, the judge himself made each of us answer the following question:

What is the purpose of criminal incarceration?

A - Punishment

B - Deterrence

C - Rehabilitation

After all seventy five of us had answered, all of us who responded with anything other than punishment were dismissed. Even those who answered a combination of the choices. Nope. Punishment was the only correct answer.

To my amusement, this barely left enough people available to fill the jury box.

I followed the case. Guy robbed a convenience store. No death. No injury. Got fifty nine years.

nifty ,
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That’s just emblematic of a broken justice system. We have to examine what is “justice” for any one case individually, and sometimes punishment may make sense, but even then its severity is determined by humane and ethical considerations. Justice systems can be reformed, the will to do so must be there—even if that means protesting till an objective is achieved.

wischi , in Jesus, help me! - No!

Jesus, take the wheel legs

remotelove ,

That would be his third leg he is holding. What number four is from, I haven’t a clue.

TotallyNotSpez , in Found in the wild

No, I’m not. Like, totally. :(

manucode ,

Pretending again, aren’t you?

PropaGandalf ,

The rats abandoned their ship

BuryMyHorse ,

Keep your Reddit at Reddit

cloudless , in They lied to us

French Fries are from Belgium English muffins are invented in the USA Singaporean Noodles are invented in Hong Kong

Wuhan virus? Most likely from Wuhan.

AdmiralShat ,

Hamburgers are also American despite being named after a place in Germany

squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Little known fact, hamburgers are served with a slice of ham 🙂

explodicle ,

Mmmmm, steamed hams!

casmael ,

Steamed clams?

CbtB ,
Hildegarde ,

Cheeseburgers are named after the German city of Cheeseburg.

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Oh? I thought it was from Cheesebaden.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Big Macs are named after Bernie “Big” Mac

casmael ,

Disappointed that it’s not a type of burger made of ham tbh

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Hawaiian pizza was not invented in Hawaii, but Canada.

Also Turkey (the bird) has to be the most hilariously named bird. Different languages attribute the bird to a different location.

poppy ,

Also Turkey (the bird) has to be the most hilariously named bird. Different languages attribute the bird to a different location.

slate.com/…/turkey-in-turkish-and-other-geographi…

Snippet:

But English, Turkish, Hindi, and French aren’t the only languages with geographical confusion over the origin of this gobbling bird. Irish and Welsh call it after Turkey, but that’s probably just borrowing via English. Armenian, Hebrew, Italian, Polish, and Russian also refer to it as some sort of Indian bird, while Dutch, Indonesian, Icelandic, and Lithuanian get slightly more specific with their inaccurate Indian geographical references and call it a bird of Calicut. Khmer and Scottish Gaelic, on the other hand, call it a French chicken, Malay calls it a Dutch chicken, and various dialects of Arabic refer to it as a Roman, Greek, or Ethiopian chicken. The most sensible of the geographically confused names are the languages that name it after Peru, including Croatian, Hawaiian, and Portuguese. I mean, at least Peru is on the right continental landmass, even if it’s home to the Incas while it was the Aztecs who domesticated the turkey.

Fun!

UmeU ,

Nobody wants to take responsibility for this bird

nilloc ,
vaultdweller013 ,

The explanation ive heard as to why its called a turkey in English is cause the Turks took a liking to it early on and the association just kinda stuck.

VindictiveJudge ,
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They started life as the hamburg steak, which was brought to the US by Germans.

vaultdweller013 ,

So basically Americans or even German American immigrants went “this would be better as a sandwhich” and it stuck.

neuracnu ,
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Not to mention Chicken Tikka Masala.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tikka_masala

dutchkimble ,

What part is a lie though?

CbtB ,

Not a lie. I think in India it’s weird because tikka already implies chicken. Like saying “beef hamburger” sounds a bit weird.

poppy ,

Kinda like “chai tea” is often said in English too!

margaritox ,

I assume it has to do with the part that says that its place of origin is Great Britain.

dutchkimble ,

That’s true though. In India it’s butter chicken, and they made a slightly different version of it in the UK called chicken Tikka Masada, and they make a butter chicken there which is a sweet version of the OG butter chicken.

Liz ,

German chocolate cake is not German. It was originally called German’s chocolate cake, as it was invented by a person with the last name German.

ColeSloth ,

The “french” in French fries refers to the style of cut that the potatoes are in. Hence why you just call curly fries, curly fries, and not curly French fries.

TempermentalAnomaly ,

It what made freedom fries doubly absurd. Not even close to the freedom cut.

Kolanaki , in 1 gone. who's next?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Upper left isn’t gone. They’re just French.

email , in Pathetic 🤷

That is why my mum asked my help with her facebook today

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“Facebook is dead mom. You’re the last boomer left so they closed up shop. Sorry.”

dan1101 ,

My friends daughters didn’t want their mom on Facebook so for years they told her Facebook charged a monthly fee.

serpineslair ,

Genius.

Baku ,

My mum used to refuse to subscribe to anybody on YouTube because she thought it would charge money

Tbf, calling it “subscribing” in a time subscribing is synonymous with overpriced magazines, rip off cable TV and dodgy power companies was probably a silly idea

Blackmist ,

Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook’s privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.

Halosheep ,

Reads like some sovcit type garbage.

Blackmist ,

And about as effective.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Lol people who think this type of thing is a legally binding contract that supersedes their EULA.

Blackmist ,

But also lol at companies who think EULAs will override local laws.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

That too!

LodeMike , in Pornstars: "yes we agree"

Hi. Not a pornstar here. Being a pornstar [professionally] isn’t really fun.

M500 ,

How do you know?

NateNate60 ,

I am not the parent commenter.

Apparently, the process of filming pornography is really messy, arduous, starts to smell bad quickly, and many of the positions are uncomfortable. Not to mention the fact that many scenes need re-takes. That’s just the reality of filmmaking.

It’s also quite awkward to have a director and camera crew staring at you the whole time and giving you instructions.

I read this on an AskReddit thread.

MrFunnyMoustache ,

Not to mention the number of cases of abuse behind the scenes in that industry…

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

On top of that there is a loooooot of shady shit going on.

Drugs. Lots of drugs. All of them. All at once.

Jerks getting on blacklists just to circumvent them and end up on stage again just to beat the shit out of another actor/actress. There is a good chance that you unknowingly watched rape at some point.

You get persuaded a lot as a porn star. To fuck people you don’t wanna fuck with, to do things you don’t wanna do.

And then there are the fans, oh boy. Imagine being the target of a troll campaign and the trolls have literally terabytes of ammunition against you. They get really disgusting and you get harassed online and in RL all the time.

If you somehow have a family life going on, they will also be targeted by that shit. Retired porn actresses want to have children but they can’t, because they don’t want their kids to live through that hell.

Luckily not a porn star myself. Just read a ton of AMAs and articles on the subject. The more you inform yourself about what’s going on behind the scenes, the less you actually want to watch porn. It’s a mood killer to say the least.

H4rdStyl3z ,

It’s a major reason why I only watch independent sex worker stuff now. And even then you can’t be 100% sure…

MrFunnyMoustache ,

Yeah, wasn’t there a thing with Amaranth’s husband abusing her and forcing her to stream?

Guess only doujinshi are safe…

lenathaw ,

Hentai is the only ethical form of porn consumption

KpntAutismus ,

if it isn’t crunched like many anime are.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I like stuff from naughtymachinima, lots of 3D stuff for that extra dimension

KpntAutismus ,

some porn uses insane simulation physics which are rarely used anywhere else, and i fucking love it.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Once they get proper sticky goo physics mastered, it’ll be perfection

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Some hentai genres beg to differ

norbert ,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

They can beg all they want, in fact I hope they do.

trackcharlie ,

2d means no consent necessary and no worries beyond artist mistreatment or underpayment by the publisher.

Which is a molehill compared to the mountain of issues in the actual sex work industry.

peopleproblems , (edited )

2d? Is that like a genre I can avoid or something?

trackcharlie ,

Sure, just opt away from anything that’s created by artists and you’re good.

However I was specifically positing an option outside of the sex work industry that doesn’t have a significant history of drug abuse, sexual abuse, worker abuse, and overall unhealthy precedents.

peopleproblems ,

Oh you meant 2D as in illustration

arken ,

Were you imagining Paper Mario-style pornography? With real people somehow made to look flat?

Aremel ,

Not the person you’re replying to, but I too was confused. I thought it had something to do with some sort of contract known as “2d” in the industry because the d wasn’t capitalized, as in 2D.

nonfuinoncuro ,

There is a good chance that you unknowingly watched rape at some point.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GirlsDoPorn

Llewellyn ,

Twilight. My brain was violated

Slovene ,

So no different than Hollywood then?

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

I want to disagree, but somehow I can’t.

LodeMike ,

What this guy said

doctorcrimson ,

There are some minidocumentaries and interviews on the subject. On top of surgery and drug use being basically required, it’s not a career you can work in for more than a few years for most and comes with various health complications. Plus, once it’s out there on the internet it’s harder to pursue any other career with a public image.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

They also say money can’t buy happiness, and my answer is the same: I’d like the opportunity to prove that to myself, thankyouverymuch.

Enzy ,

Being a legal prostitute isn’t fun?

Who knew!

Imgonnatrythis ,

Is it fun to make sweeping statements on the internet about things you have no first hand experience with? Yes, yes it is.

LodeMike ,

That’s why I said I wasn’t a pornstar.

the president should not commit crimes

is it fun to make sweeping statements on jr internet anojt things you have no firsthand experience with? Yes, yes it is.

TimewornTraveler ,

that analogy doesn’t work. your first statement was “is” your second was “should”. this is an interesting example of an is/ought confusion.

if one had said “the president does not commit crimes! never met him btw” the response would be a lot more reasonable, wouldn’t it?

of course anyone xan make ought statements about anything. you didnt. you said it wasnt fun as if it were a fact. disclaiming your ignorance is fine but not really an excuse. but hey, I dont know anything about you, yet I think you’re a turd swallowing ninny monger!!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

How would you know?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Its a classic “if you’re in the top 1% of the industry its pretty great, but shit for everyone else”.

You could say the same thing about NFL linemen or professional musicians. Spending half your life to develop a talent into something people will pay to witness, getting maybe two to five good years out of it if you’re lucky, and then retreating back to the low-skill service sector once you’ve destroyed your body.

Also, lots and lots of drug use and managers/owners who will exploit the fuck out of your few good years. And a disturbingly high rate of physical and sexual assault to keep the gears of industry turning profitably.

EnderMB ,

Even many of the top performers have told some absolutely horrendous stories, so even if it’s great for a time they’ve probably had to wade through more shit than the average porn star. Alongside this, even many of the best stars might have only been active for a small period of time, but have pumped out dozens/hundreds of films.

I’ve known some people that have got involved with sex work, some working on professional shoots/films, and while it was a very protected industry at times, they’ve told some nasty stories of in-dating, jealousy/sabotage, pressure to do work in camming alongside, and nudes they’ve sent to agents being leaked online without consent. Even the less grim parts, like a studio pairing two girls that had never met before, telling them to drive 2 hours to a set, and within 2-3 minutes having them shoot together, is all crazy to me.

With that being said, one girl I used to work with got involved with porn, and she seems to have loved it. She went from few career prospects to driving a BMW and having enough money to buy a house and seem financially stable. I guess it varies person-to-person.

some_guy , in It was in self-defence 🙃

I feel like this is a little too accurate for shitpost. I don’t know the proper sub for it, but it’s pretty true.

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  • FlyingSquid ,
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    “Bad faith arguments” is not a reason to flag people in Lemmy Shitpost. Please do not abuse the flagging system again.

    pinkdrunkenelephants ,

    Then what good is your moderation? The whole fucking point of having you around is TO police bad faith arguing. That’s what mods are FOR.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Mods are for enforcing community rules. This is a shitpost community, not a debate community. The rules are very clear on the sidebar and ‘bad faith arguments’ is not one of them.

    Feel free to find a different community if you want to report ‘bad faith arguments’ multiple times. If you do it here, I’m going to tell you to stop before I act. Because I prefer give warnings.

    pinkdrunkenelephants ,

    And you can’t enforce ANY rule without protecting your people against bad faith arguing. It’s a foundation of ALL communities, whether explicitly written in its guidelines or not, because meaningful debate is the foundation of ALL human interaction and is primarily what abuse and harassment is.

    The needs of your people are more important than your laziness, selfishness, and unwillingness to do your job. Don’t like it? Step the fuck down. You go find a different community to play king over if you don’t like it.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Okay, I think you need to take a break. We’ll see you in a week. I wouldn’t advise telling another mod to ‘step the fuck down.’ They might be less lenient.

    groet ,

    I wouldn’t advise telling another mod to ‘step the fuck down.’

    “Dont tell people abusing their power that they are abusing their power or they might abuse their power”

    Yeah you should probably step down if that is your opinion…

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Your feelings are noted. If you don’t wish to join them, you will let the subject drop.

    This is Lemmy Shitpost. You are allowed to have as many bad faith arguments as you want. If you keep flagging people for it, you’ll be asked, politely, to stop. Which is what happened.

    I’m sorry that you both find this so ridiculously unreasonable. What’s interesting is that the person I asked to stop did not.

    This subject is no longer up for discussion.

    Draconic_NEO ,
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    @snek Maybe you could Crosspost this to !politicalmemes if you’re on mobile and don’t have crosspost button just make a new post using the same link as this post https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/20e095d5-b044-4e69-b1d7-486f63ac3037.png and it’ll count as a crosspost. So long as it’s the same link.

    snek OP ,
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    Feel free to do it yourself

    Shyfer , in Grandpa still got it

    It took me way too long to figure out what was actually going on in this picture.

    variants ,

    Yeah I thought that was his leg for a while until I realized this was old people porn

    EvokerKing ,

    It’s the other way around. That is him holding his leg, but it really looks like porn at first glance.

    marito ,

    Woosh.

    cryptosporidium140 , in No pets

    Damn I thought Saddam Hussein had it bad

    herrwoland ,
    @herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

    My exact thought lmao

    Gork ,

    There’s only an 80° difference between then.

    100_percent_a_bot ,

    At least he had a fan and an air vent

    OsrsNeedsF2P , in Why has no bodh thoight of thid yet??!

    This is satire but it still hurts to read

    gmtom ,

    I really /hope/ it’s sstire

    Alivrah ,

    Reality itself has become a satire at this point

    nebula42 , in Meme of theseus

    It originally said something like “MFS be like “subway sucks”” and then at the bottom it said “my brother in Christ you made the sandwich”

    Neato ,
    @Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

    Thanks, I totally forgot which meme that was.

    Although to defend the complainer: it’s hard to make a good sandwich when your ingredients are Subway.

    PotatoKat ,

    Aktuallee the original had the N word instead of my brother in christ

    EdibleFriend , in Trust the leprechauns
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    The gay agenda claims another young mind. Tragic.

    joyjoy , (edited )

    Being gay isn’t a valid excuse for being bad at math/logic.

    Edit: only 2 people are good at math?

    EdibleFriend ,
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    It’s not???

    FlyingSquid ,
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    You don’t need calculus when you’re fabulous.

    EdibleFriend ,
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    Calculate My sparkles bitch

    Viking_Hippie ,
    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    Off topic but after like a decade of having seen the word “cishet” I just now realized that the het part means heterosexual

    Viking_Hippie ,

    What were your previous guesses? Hetalia? Heated? Het Goede Doel*?

    *Dutch pop group. Don’t ask me to pronounce it since I’m physically incapable of making those sounds in that order 😄

    Cold_Brew_Enema ,

    This is a problem in my country. They are replacing Math with Gay

    EdibleFriend ,
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    Gay took err jerbs!

    Thteven , in Perpetual motion machine
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