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moistclump , in New rule

I don’t trust the dead either.

ignotum ,

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

moistclump ,

Hail Odin

LodeMike , in I'm so sorry

I like how all the Kamalas are slightly noticably different.

Etterra ,

That’s because it’s an AI nightmare. AI is great at making clones.

Tja ,

What?!? You are telling me that 5 Kamala and trump didn’t meet in the middle of the campaign to recreate a porn meme? Noooo…

JovialMicrobial ,

This is a porn meme? I must be out of the loop on that one. I thought it was referencing a Hanes commercial or something. Look at those shirts!

Tja ,

The original is 5 black guys in underwear and a small blonde chick on the sofa. I always assumed is a porn reference, but maybe they end up going shoe shopping…

VonReposti ,
Thcdenton , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

How anyone has trouble finding it in the age of the internet is beyond me

DragonTypeWyvern ,

One of my moments of youthful enlightenment was realizing the joke isn’t about it being hard to find, it’s that some men don’t look at all.

Thcdenton ,
filcuk ,

Forget the Internet, just communicate lol

kofe ,

Speaking as someone who’s Christian fundamentalist parents did not ensure a proper education about this, whose community enforced it, it takes time to figure out, even with the Internet. I was sexually active years before I ever orgasmed, and even after that, the shame for enjoying sex at all was still engrained. I was aware of my anatomy, but with limited, supervised access to the Internet until 18, it set me up to be metaphorically fucked in my ability to communicate about it. But hey, I’m in my 30s and survived.

filcuk ,

I didn’t consider that at all.
Glad you’ve managed to work things out in the end.

wreckedcarzz ,
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searches the internet ‘how do you communicate’

BakerBagel , in Shrooms.

I get the shits every time i do mushrooms. Nothing pleasant about tripping dick in the toilet during intermission at a Grouplove concert

Thcdenton , in I'm so sorry
rem26_art , in Mand got big hands!
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i could go for a car sized burger right now

SpaceNoodle ,

I could go for a burger-sized car

rockerface ,

mmm, crunchy

Jimbo ,
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I could always go for a car sized burger

popekingjoe , in A horse walks into a trial
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THERE’S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE COURTROOM, AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN! LEAST OF ALL THE HORSE!

assassinatedbyCIA , in Shrooms.

Ridiculous leg strength to hold that position

Kolanaki ,
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Ridiculous force of shitting to give lift.

PhlubbaDubba , in I'm so sorry

Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach’s least favorite Toad.

MrEff , in Not a bad guess...

I am a fan of all good sci-fi, regardless of the time it was made or the limits of the budget. This one is on the list. I will warn others as it has been pointed out- very rape centric plot and story beats. Be sure to watch it with a good level of suspension of disbelief and understanding of the setting. Beyond that, it is one of the best post apocalyptic stories out there and I wish it was redone with more plot, tighter story, and less rape related with the exception of the Topeka plot line. Highly recommend for anyone who enjoys old sci fi or post apoc.

hddsx , in Shrooms.

That air chair though

stoicmaverick , in I'm so sorry

All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.

Master ,

So a dollar huh…

stoicmaverick ,

No. It’s empty. I might as well have said “every giraffe that I currently own”.

PyroNeurosis ,

Kamales… is that pronounced like tamales?

Decoy321 , in Sayanora, cowboy

…I don’t get it. What am I looking at here?

amenji ,

It’s as if Toyota and Samsung are adjectives just as the word “dangerous” and “mortal” can be used as an adjective.

The image of asian women in their traditional clothing hints of them gossiping. They are probably talking about some event and one of them comment “Toyota, Samsung, even” to remark the positive/negative significance of the event.

thatsTheCatch , in Mand got big hands!

They do actually appear the same size in the sky though, which is why we get perfect eclipses. The Moon is slowly getting further away from Earth so it won’t be forever. We’re just in a lucky moment of time in the universe.

It really is just a coincidence.

sinkingship ,

I know you’re right, have read it elsewhere before. But I can’t figure out why that would happen. I doubt Earth is loosing mass. Does the moon slow down over time due to impacts or what causes this?

AEsheron ,

If it slowed down it would get closer, not further. The truth is, any orbit is only stable given a specific timeframe. The longer that timeframe, the less likely any given orbit is to remain. The moon has just a little bit more speed than the Earth can hold onto, so it is in an extremely slow escape, and always has been.

sinkingship ,

If it had a stable orbit before and then slowed down, I thought it’ll get a more elliptical orbit, being both closer and further, or fall into Earth.

My logic was that a stable orbit closer to the center needs higher speeds to counter higher gravity and vice versa.

So if the moon would get hit in a way that makes it slow down and get pushed further away from Earth at the same time, it could keep a roundish orbit, or not?

What’s with that specific timeframe? Is it due to the orbit never being perfect? Or random slight influences from other not too far, heavy objects?

Thanks for the explanation, the moon being a little fast for it’s orbit and therefore slowly spiraling out of Earths gravity makes sense to me now.

Senshi ,

You actually have gotten a bad explanation. There’s no such thing as being “a little too fast” which would cause this effect, and there definitely is no “spiraling out” due to inherent speed/momentum.

An object in orbit of another remains in orbit as long as its horizontal velocity is high enough to not be pulled into a collision with the parent, but low enough to not escape the gravitational pull altogether. The closer to the parent, the stronger gravity affects the object, so you have to go faster horizontally to keep “missing” the parent, making gravity only pull you into a circle around it instead. That’s why it’s also called orbital speed: the object is not going straight in a line, it travels at speed in an orbit.

If you want to change an orbit, you need to accelerate or decelerate. This energy has to come from somewhere. And obviously, the direction you accelerate in matters. If you speed up horizontally, increasing your orbital speed, you’ll get further away from the parent, but by moving further away, your orbital speed will decrease and be lowest at your furthest point. Then, if you don’t keep accelerating, you’ll start to get closer to the parent again, which makes you go faster. This is an elliptic orbit.

If you go fast enough horizontally, you eventually can get so far away that the parent’s gravity influence becomes negligible, and the gravitational influence of another parent matters more. This is called reaching escape velocity. If you leave earth orbit, this is usually the sun.

If you were to simply slow down the object in its orbital speed, the object would get closer to its parent until it collides.

If instead of accelerating the object “forward”/horizontal to human observer on earth, you’d accelerate “up”/away from the earth, you interestingly would not cause the object to get further away from its parent. Yes, you’d move higher up, but that would also mean that you equally slow down along the “forward” axis. So as explained before, if you stop accelerating, the object will start being pulled by gravity again until it reaches its now even closer than before proximity to its parent, half an orbit later on the other side. Because it’s now closer to the parent, it has sped up and will then start moving away again, another elliptic orbit has been achieved.

And if you accelerate “sideways”, so neither away from the surface nor forward along the orbital path, you actually change very little: you only affect the inclination of the orbit. Usually we think of objects going around the equator, but they don’t have to. An orbit can go any which angle, even rotating around the poles, going South to North or vice versa.

So long story short, how does the moon speed up? It doesn’t have and rocket engines or similar. The reason is the vast difference the earth and the moon rotate around themselves. The earth takes 24h to rotate. The moon takes roughly 27.3 days to rotate a single time. This causes the Earth to “push” the global tidal waves around its oceans much faster than the Moon gets pushed. This actually causes the moon to get “dragged along” a tiny little bit on every tidal rotation. This not only speeds up the rotation of the moon itself: the moon is so slow that it doesn’t have time to transfer all that rotational energy before the tidal wave on Earth has moved on the surface to be a bit on front of the Moon. This is the moment where the Earth’s center of gravity is a tiny bit “forward” of the middle of the Earth. This in turn pulls the moon forward along its orbital path, speeding it up horizontally. Obviously, this also means that Earth’s rotation gets actually slowed down by the same amount.

All these effects are incredibly tiny! The moon moves “away” at 3.8 cm per year, whereas it will take 50 years for an earth day to be a single millisecond longer.

Jumuta ,

The moon has just a little bit more speed than the Earth can hold onto

Unfortunately that’s not how orbital mechanics works :(

If the moon had instantaneously more speed than the earth can hold onto (e.g. more centrifugal ‘force’ than balanced by the gravitational force), the moon will accelerate up, until the forces become balanced. This makes a elliptical orbit, like this:

elliptical orbit gif

Apparently the reason the moon is getting further away is that it’s gaining energy from earth’s tides

anyway you should play ksp

SpaceNoodle ,

Quite the opposite: the Earth is tightening mass.

Akasazh , (edited )
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A pretty rare coincidence. I’ve read that if there was a thing like interstellar tourism, the earth would be quite popular for the solar eclipses, as it’s very rare that the size of the moon (in perspective) covers the sun exactly.

Rinox ,

welp to buy some real estate real quick before this interstellar tourism boom shoots up the prices

ILikeBoobies ,

What about planets blocking the sun from moons?

Akasazh ,
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Planets are like pinheads in comparison.

Strykker ,

Nah they mean observing from the surface of say the moon and seeing earth block the sun.

I think this is a fairly common occurrence, but you wouldn’t get the same effect since the shadow would cover the entire surface and lack of atmosphere you wouldn’t get the sunset in all directions look.

ILikeBoobies ,

Titan has an atmosphere but it would be completely covered

laranis , in I'm so sorry

This one image justifies all the research and investment in AI. Well done, OP. I didn’t think it possible.

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