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FlyingSquid OP , to lemmyshitpost in Ok. Now they've done it.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
TexMexBazooka ,

Ahhh unity

ArbiterXero ,

Fucking eh!

If you spend 10 minutes looking into Dolly Parton, you’ll find a Fucking Angel.

Legitimately. Look into her reading program. Not just the news articles, but the written deals. She makes sure that if her program is a success, that the county is contracted to keep it going FOR-FUCKING-EVER. Her legacy is generations of kids who graduate high school because she sent them books.

And that’s just ONE thing she did, with a legacy that will outlast every one of us.

We ride at dawn.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s exactly why they hate her. She gives kids free books, no strings attached.

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

I can think of other reasons

There’s a better life
And you think about it, don’t you?
It’s a rich man’s game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet

-9 to 5

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

She’s not only an angel, she’s a straight up bad removed in every possible sense.

VieuxQueb ,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

I guess lemmy.ml filters the word ass ! lol

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine the censorship laws under tankies.

Say poop, I dare you. Straight to jail.

ArcaneSlime ,

Nope, bitch.

Hobo , (edited )

Did you censor the word “bitch” or is this some sort of fucking idiot censorship on lemmy.world? Fucking swear I’ll leave this instance at a drop of a hat if it is dumbass censorship. (Edit: It’s shitty ass lemmy.ml that’s censoring it, which is the above users home instance.)

Words don’t need to be blanket censored on the internet. Go ham with moderation but censoring words is how we end up with weird phrases like “unalive” instead of what they actually are murder, suicide, and death. Which makes it fucking hard to talk about fucking real god damn mother fucking problems people are dealing with you corporate bitch ass shills.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t censor. It was the instance.

GiveMemes ,

Jfc lemmy.world is trying to speed run to zero users

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

.world runs no filters. The user’s home instance of .ml did the filtering.

Hobo , (edited )

That’s a bit fucking dumb to reciprocate censorship, but also it would be hard to stop that functionality as well. But yeah I logged out and checked and my comment is 100% intact. Should defederate from .ml and put them on an island. Editing my comment to make it clear what idiot instance is the issue.

HatFullOfSky ,

It wasn’t world, Lemmy.ml is his home instance which does the censoring

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I just tested commenting ass somewhere else and it was not censored.

EDIT: No censorship here either, this time.🤷

ArcaneSlime ,

The word was “female dog.” Not ass. Because dessalinator is a bitch himself who has decided that that word is exclusively for referring to women negatively, I guess, which sounds pretty fucking dumb (if not misogynist itself) to me considering all the other contexts (especially “bad female dog,” “I’m 100% that female dog,” etc).

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

I had the same thing on another comment when I quoted the pope and I got downvoted because morons thought I self censored instead of the instance doing it.

VictoriaAScharleau ,

misogynist slurs shouldnt be tolerated.

ArcaneSlime ,

How do you feel about misandrist slurs?

VictoriaAScharleau ,

misandry doesn’t real.

ArcaneSlime ,

Lmao yeah that sounds about right, rules for thee not for me.

VictoriaAScharleau ,

if misandry becomes an oppressive force greater than misogyny, I’ll fight it. til then it’s the blue lives matter of gender oppression.

ArcaneSlime ,

Yeah sure lol. Whatever helps your false sense of superiority stay firmly in place.

VictoriaAScharleau ,

if you think misandry is real (as in, an oppressive feature of our "society (whatever that means)), it’s on you to show it. until then you’re just posturing.

ArcaneSlime ,

Lot of words for “I only care about some people.”

VictoriaAScharleau ,

I don’t care about oppressors.

Notyou ,

I’m actually mostly surprised by the nerdcore hip-hop call out. I just assumed the genre melded with mainstream.

mipadaitu , to linuxmemes in Windows updating just before thesis defense

Should make that screen the first slide of the PowerPoint

Eheran ,

One in the middle, including the pop-up notification about a pending restart before that. Hahaha nice

taiyang ,

I know what to do next time I’m teaching on 4/1…

MNByChoice ,

Also do it on 4/20.

possiblylinux127 ,

I’m going to do this now

dumblederp , to aboringdystopia in There are a lot of low-paying jobs out there. I'm just saying...

Fuck people who drive recklessley. There’s more copper in their car than the camera. Heaps more as we move to EV’s and not micromobility solutions.

Venat0r ,
Thcdenton , to programmerhumor in am i just bad at devops?
nuke , to noncredibledefense in What you’re seeing is advanced warfare.

Our 1000th post is about tank gimps. I love this fucking community

Vilian ,

as god intended

AfroMustache ,

My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite community on Lemmy

Xantar , to science_memes in Peer review can be fun

Not to mention it is poorly written.

vk6flab ,
@vk6flab@lemmy.radio avatar

… not forgetting that it’s poorly laid out.

Aurenkin ,

…and let’s not forget also poorly written

PumpkinEscobar , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is mad he was called a sovcit by the judge.

These guys are really entertaining. Flat earth people are boring by comparison. Sovcits will use 15 legal and Latin terms they learned from their redneck uncle, cram all of them into a single rage Facebook post not understanding what any of them mean. Wonderful.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They’re truly enjoyably bonkers.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Judges are less amused

HollandJim ,

As they should be. (grabs some popcorn…)

HawlSera ,

What’s a Sovcit?

jonasw ,

Sovereign Citizen

HawlSera ,

You say that like it explains anything

Almrond ,

Explaining it is a multi page response, you have the ability to go to Wikipedia or Google and figure it out yourself. They told you what to research, so don’t be the laziest Internet user and read up on it yourself.

verity_kindle ,

You asked, you got a polite response, no need to be salty.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

A sovereign citizen is a loosely associated group of right wing anti-government extremists that emerged in the 1970s as an offshoot of the white supremacist religion Christian Identity. They believe they are not governed by the laws of where they live (hence sovereign), and that they are not required to have licenses, plates, insurance, ID, etc, and that they can pay bills by sending in nonsense correspondence with magic codes they think will eradicate their debt. They believe the government holds a 2 million dollar secret trust in everyone’s name and that you can pay your bills by “accessing” that trust through magic paperwork. They are a huge nuisance to cops and courts, “paper terrorize” the government to the tune of millions per year in frivolous litigation, and are a frequent source of hilarity in YouTube for their notorious traffic stop videos where they almost always end up dragged out of their car. They are properly bonkers.

peteypete420 ,

Redneck uncle? Guess those Sov Cits are a diverse bunch. The few I have ever dealt with were minority, a couple black Americans and the most memorable was a Carribean Islander (my guess from accent, surprisingly he didn’t want to show me his Passport).

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

A lot of sovcits are black and belong to a branch of the Moorish Science Temple.

Zink ,

Forget the Facebook rage. Hit up YouTube or your favorite more free alternative and you can watch amazingly confident sovcit nitwits square up against cops and judges.

Zerush , to memes in Property and liability are important!
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It should be illegal to force people to sleep in their cars because a depraved system has deprived them of decent housing…

dexa_scantron ,
@dexa_scantron@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, in an article talking about how news stories about crime often show pictures of tents, they pointed out that the photo is of a crime scene, but the crime was not committed by those living in the tents.

lemmyvore , to linuxmemes in Arch with XZ

I thought Arch was the only rolling distro that doesn’t have the backdoor. Its sshd is not linked with liblzma, and even if it were, they compile xz directly from git so they wouldn’t have gotten the backdoor anyway.

qwioeue OP , (edited )

liblzma is the problem. sshd is just the first thing they found that it is attacking. liblzma is used by firefox and many other critical packages.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Arch does not directly link openssh to liblzma, and thus this attack vector is not possible. You can confirm this by issuing the following command:


<span style="color:#323232;">ldd "$(command -v sshd)"
</span>
qwioeue OP , (edited )

Yes, this sshd attack vector isn’t possible. However, they haven’t decomposed the exploit and we don’t know the extent of the attack. The reporter of the issue just scratched the surface. If you are using Arch, you should run pacman right now to downgrade.

Fubarberry ,
@Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz avatar

They actually have an upgrade fix for it, at least for the known parts of it. Doing a standard system upgrade will replace the xz package with one with the known backdoor removed.

lemmyvore ,

I switched it with 5.4, just in case.

Trail ,

Bold of you to assume I hare upgraded in the first place.

HopFlop ,

If you are using Arch, you should run pacman right now to downgrade.

No, just update. It’s already fixed. Thats the point of rolling release.

bitwolf ,

Do not use ldd on untrusted binaries.

I executed the backdoor the other day when assessing the damage.

objdump is the better tool to use in this case.

qupada , (edited )

Interestingly, looking at Gentoo's package, they have both the github and tukaani.org URLs listed:

https://github.com/gentoo/gentoo/blob/master/app-arch/xz-utils/xz-utils-5.6.1.ebuild#L28

From what I understand, those wouldn't be the same tarball, and might have thrown an error.

angel ,

TBF they only switched to building from git after they were notified of the backdoor yesterday. Prior to that, the source tarball was used.

possiblylinux127 ,

The extent of the exploit is still being analyzed so I would update and keep your eye on the news. If you don’t need your computer you could always power down.

otp , to funny in A moment of brilliance

I think bagels are boiled, then baked. Cooked twice.

Then we toast them to cook them a third time.

Viking_Hippie ,

And if we’re from the Midwest and at a fair, cook them a fourth time by deep frying them.

captainlezbian ,

That might make me consider actually going to the state fair instead of bitching about it making traffic terrible by bringing a ton of people into the middle of the city

93maddie94 ,
@93maddie94@lemm.ee avatar

We went this fall like we have for the past few years but even the lemonades were $10-15 so I don’t think we’ll be returning.

nomous ,

Our state fair is in some little ass town in the middle of nowhere. I’ve always wanted to make the 3 hour drive, just never gotten around to it, $15 lemonades don’t sound very encouraging.

affiliate ,

what would cooking them for a fifth time look like. is it even possible?

Klear ,

Nobody knows…

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Hold mah beer. I gotchu.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

boil > bake > grill > fry > microwave

Dicska ,

“Just fucking kill me already”

nonfuinoncuro ,

Probably something like Cuil theory

Dicska ,

Like some hardcore JPEG re-compression

waigl , to programmerhumor in Died from reading this

Also, almost all of that is written in C, which is a successor to B, which is a simplified version of the Basic Combined Programming Language. There was never an A.

Cupcake1972 ,

Assembly.

xenoclast ,

Ding ding.

Agent641 ,

Is there a D?

aksdb ,

Of course. Great, another D in programming.

Rinox ,

Yes, but I’m not sure if we want to open the “programming language can of worms”.

There’s B, C, C++, C#, Objective-C, D, E, F, F#, F* and so many more. Also, they may or may not have anything to do with each other

Johanno ,

But of course Java and Javascript are related /s

Rinox ,

The number of job applications using Java as a shorthand for Javascript…

jollyrogue ,

I once had a C# dev tell me they couldn’t run JavaScript because they didn’t have Java installed.

jyte ,

Also I’ve read that C# is C++++ (like put those + on 2x2 table, which in turns ressemble a #)

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Hahaha I’ve never heard that before. Seems legit.

C# was originally “Java: The Good Parts” but but these days it’s a much more advanced language and runtime compared to Java.

Zangoose ,

As a dev who works on both Java and C# code, modern Java (17+) and C# feel almost exactly the same (not sure if Java has extension methods though).

Bonus points for using Kotlin instead tho. I dislike both Java and C# just because they both allow any object to be null and that’s usually a headache whenever a null exception shows up.

The only thing I like better about C# is the Fixture library for testing. I haven’t found any mature libraries like it for Java yet.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

they both allow any object to be null and that’s usually a headache whenever a null exception shows up.

C# has nullable reference types now: learn.microsoft.com/en-us/…/nullable-references. If you enable it, you have to explicitly make reference types nullable (like ?string) and you’ll get build warnings if you try to use a variable that’s potentially null.

corsicanguppy ,

Yes. D is pretty awesome.

mindbleach ,

Though there was a programming language called A Programming Language. Not the A programming language. A Programming Language.

fleckenstein ,
@fleckenstein@lizzy.rs avatar
mindbleach ,

Yes, A Programming Language.

Which requires a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Space-cadet.jpg

QaspR , to programmer_humor in When data training goes wrong

1h ago… 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man’s got stamina for days

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I view it as more “1hr ago” sees notification “wait no way” makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.

That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Or a refractory period.

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Judging by the time gap in notifications, it looks more like they took an hour long break

Godric , to lemmyshitpost in How sad

People were shitty monsters before capitalism, and after too. People have been people regardless of economic system.

Funkytom467 , (edited )
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

Society start to become unwell only when the few “monsters” get power, especially in a unbalanced way.

And yes some have and always will try to get it, but i don’t think it’s very relevant here…

Capitalism is a very powerful way for them to use our economic system to get their power, hence why it’s a problem in itself.

And that’s also why we could have hope for a system where they can’t get power. Democracy is one solution, although limited, for example.

Nudding ,

Humanity has put monsters in charge since the beginning. There are monsters in charge of all of us right this second.

azertyfun ,

“Humanity is a disease” is not the same statement as “humanity is capable of committing atrocities” though. The latter leaves the door open for a “but”, while the former makes humanity itself a systemic problem but refuses or “forgets” to pin the blame on anyone or any system.

Such statements devolve the conversation into defeatist pseudo-nihilism, where a “true nihilist” knows that the betterment of humanity will have to come from within.

I do agree that capitalism is not the root of all evil, but it is central to the particular “planet’s fucked, housing is unaffordable, and no-one cares” doomer sentiment that is depicted in the meme (at least that is how I read it).

joenforcer ,

Sir, this is Lemmy. Everything bad past, present, and future is the fault of capitalism.

Oh yeah, everything bad is the fault of cars too. Almost forgot that one.

Chestnut ,

Some one on that “we need more sensitive men like in LOTR” post one of the top comments was about how men aren’t like this because capitalism. I point out the absurdity of that message and get ratio’d

Its such an echo chamber

LazyBane ,

Like yeah capitalism in it’s current state us the cuase of a lot of problems, but the inevitable communist revolution isn’t going to do much about the crushing expectations society puts on men.

LazyBane ,

People really do love to try and tie every world issue into one thing, when the fact of the matter is that things like “the patriarchy” or “capitalism” are just tools of the oppressor and not the oppressor themselves.

It doesn’t matter what ideology you run a society with if the people are the top are all shortsighted, self interested ideologues.

People accosiate monarchs with oppression for a reason.

actionJack ,

So much global equivocation in so few words.

TropicalDingdong , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in This should be fun

Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This is America, speak English

niktemadur ,

Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?

SuddenDownpour ,

Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.

thefartographer , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift on her way to her plane

I was scared for a second, the edit is so real and seamless! I bet you used AI

comrade19 ,

The prompt is just ‘Taylor swift traveling to her private jet’

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

I’m disgusted by these AI deep fakes of Taylor!

Imgonnatrythis ,

So this is what all the fuss was about?

anivia ,

Disgusting! What are the URLs to those deepfakes so I know how to avoid them?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar
BumbleBeeButt ,

You have been banned for using unregulated AI, law enforcement have been notified.

JoShmoe ,

Upvotes prove your intelligence level

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