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cybervseas , to memes in It's that time again

From Wikipedia:

“Wake Me Up When September Ends” was written by frontman Billie Joe Armstrong about his father, who died from esophageal cancer when Armstrong was 10 years old. Armstrong at one point dubbed the song the most autobiographical he had written to that point, considering it “therapeutic” but also difficult to perform.

SchoopDaWhoop ,

Also from Wikipedia:

“Armstrong has expressed his displeasure with the memes and has joked about wanting to write a sequel song in response called ‘Shut the Fuck Up When October Comes’.”

doctorcrimson ,

Yeah imagine performing a song about how hard it is to remember the anniversary of the most heartbreaking death of a loved one you’ve experienced, and then everybody makes a joke about reminding you of it for the next several decades.

Rai ,

Alt: imagine being a public figure famous music band and not have the internet not make jokes about your songs

Not saying it can’t affect him and his past trauma, but like… not everyone knows or cares about your lore, famous rock star

Dirk , to programmerhumor in This is why I left the IT dept
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar
vicfic ,
@vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

HP is the worst.

lord_ryvan ,

Why is “jup” in German/Dutch/Swedish/Danish spelling?

Are you an undercover German?

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Jup.

lord_ryvan ,

OH SHIT GET 'T LUCHTALARM /j

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Guten Tag!

FunkyMonk , to mildlyinfuriating in Now everyone must pay for someone else's vandalism.

Yahuh... now do one for police unions.

Arrakis ,

Aw come on now, we can’t be holding our public servants to account for their actions now can we? You silly billy

jhulten ,

Oh sweetie… They’re not servants of the PUBLIC…

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Well unless by public you mean the public sector of the economy and their property, then yes they’re specifically intended to protect that (alongside private infrastructure owned by their lobbyists and benefactors) at the cost of everyone else.

superduperenigma ,

Police should have to carry professional insurance just like doctors carry malpractice insurance.

Change my mind.

slurpeesoforion ,

They’d have to work a week of overtime to afford the sky high cost.

techwithjake ,

Cause they don’t already abuse the OT system?

slurpeesoforion ,

My joke was a little too subtle.

techwithjake ,

Fair enough. Text is hard to read sometimes. Cheers!

Rivalarrival ,

I don’t think it will work at all. I think it would make the problem much worse, not better.

Think about that for a second: Police are never convicted, and rarely officially sanctioned. They always get away with it. Insurance will never pay out, so the cost of insuring officers will be next to nothing.

But, now we have an insurer with a vested interest in clearing the officer of wrongdoing, lest they be forced to pay a claim.

Stern ,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

We have a insurer with a vested interest in ensuring the officer doesn’t fuck up in the first place. Insurers don’t want claims at all, because whether they win or lose thats still money being spent, albeit more in the latter case.

Rates would go up due to the numerous claims against Officer McShooty (even if defended) and he wouldn’t be able to afford it. He goes to another department? If they have insurance he’s still in the system so…

Rivalarrival ,

I think what would actually happen is the the insurer would demand Officer McShooty sue these claimants for harassment, defamation of character, and receive the bulk of any awarded damages.

The overwhelming majority of absurd lawsuits, (like where an aunt sues her nephew for hugging her too hard) aren’t brought by the named plaintiff, but by the plaintiff’s insurer. The aunt isn’t actually suing the nephew. The aunt’s medical insurance sues the nephew’s homeowner’s or liability insurance.

I saw a video awhile back that presented a related argument. If everyone had life insurance, and those life insurance companies were all prepared to sue on our behalf, we would never have another wrongful death at the hands of a cop. Our insurers would sue the everyloving fuck out of the department to avoid being stuck with that bill. Facing formidable legal repercussions, police departments would finally have an incentive to clean house.

pqdinfo ,

I think the implicit assumptions about the “Police carry insurance” thing are:

  1. Non-criminal Qualified immunity protections are replaced by insurance carriage
  2. LEOs have to pay their own insurance (presumably with a pay hike that’s the “average” insurance payment

Without QI, LEOs would be liable. Insurance companies can certainly force LEOs to fight court cases, but the costs of doing so will fall on the insurance companies. An LEO that’s constantly a problem will find themselves in court a lot, and will end up costing the insurance company a lot, regardless of whether it’s just legal fees, or massive damages to their victims in addition to legal fees. So the insurer will force them to pay ever increasing premiums, and eventually they won’t be able to afford to be in law enforcement.

Most of what you’re saying would undermine the existing professional insurance requirements for doctors etc. Hell, it’d undermine insurance requirements for driving!

Also remember insurance companies rarely insure just one thing. You may get a carrier that specializes in LEOs, but in practice like most insurers it’ll cover a wide variety of different types of liability insurances, directly or indirectly. So it’s not necessarily in its best interests to defend LEOs regardless of what they’ve done. That just encourages bad law enforcement, pushing up its costs elsewhere.

ICastFist , (edited ) to gaming in ANTI-UNITY STRATEGY
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I do remember seeing one of their terms saying something along the lines of “similar games will count as one” for the purposes of installs+revenue, that or someone mentioning it. Can’t seem to find it anymore, maybe they removed it? EDIT - Found one mention of it, “Games or apps with substantially similar content may be counted as one project”, Unity probably went back on this one, as it’s not listed on the FAQ right now

Though considering Pokemon Shining Pearl/Brilliant Diamond runs on Unity, I doubt they’d want to let such a high selling game go untaxed.

Schmeckinger ,

They hit the threshold many times over.

ackthxbye ,

Just goes to show nobody at Unity bothered to think this shit through. With the clause they’re going to have so many lawsuits with similar-but-not-same games, without the clause devs can dodge the fees like this.

Zacryon ,

Aww too bad. I thought this was really clever. But okay, Unity lawyers thought of that already. x(

Theharpyeagle ,

The terms have been changing every day, it’s such a shitshow. Like maybe they should’ve discussed and ironed out the specifics with the community before changing everything idk.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

‘All games featuring left handed protagonists will incur a 50% fee per purchase based on the first 4 weeks of sales’

SwiggitySwole ,

Zelda fans in shambles

jemikwa , to programmer_humor in Easy peasy

The good news is, based on the diagram looking like it’s straight from AWS docs, there’s a Cloud formation template for all that.
Bad news, good luck troubleshooting any of it if something breaks

ono ,

More good news: There are lots of simpler hosts that are more deserving of your money than Jeff Bezos.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Like Azure? :p

nickwitha_k ,
Akrenion ,

Name and shame. I’d love go start a new home project without bezobucks limiting what I can afford.

Oszilloraptor ,

Depends on your region and use-cases.

As fellow german I luckily have an answer for smaller projects, where my non-techy mother-in-law hosts her own business wordpress since years without any issues. It’s just a simple webhoster with ssh-login.

uberspace.de/de/

Best thing: it’s pay-what-you-want. My first projects were 1€/mo because i was broke; nowadays I voluntary pay a bit more.

qaz ,

Hetzner has €2/m webhost plan with Wordpress installer

m_randall ,

I’ve been with digital ocean for more years than I can remember. I love Digital Ocean. Their core product is great, great UI, API, and their new products have been great as well. I’m using their K8s managed install for a year or so now on a product with no issues.

I believe they have 1 click installs for Wordpresss.

Here’s a referral code for $200 over 2 months if anyone wants to try it:

m.do.co/c/cb6d78945519

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I adore DO. They offer so many good products beyond VMs these days. Their K8s is cheap and their AppEngine stuff is like baby FarGate, sort of. They even offer server less as well. S3, RDS, NLBs, it’s all there 😎

railsdev ,

I’m a huge fan of Fly.io. I deal with Kubernetes on AWS all day at work; Fly gives me the power of Kubernetes without the configuration hell that comes along with it. I just Dockerize my app and push it up.

Huge bonus points for multi-region support and Anycast IP addresses too. And they support IPv6 which is always a dealbreaker for me.

MonkderZweite ,

Shouln’t AWS do this?

davepleasebehave , to memes in Buzz buzz buzz.

feels cruel and unusual.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Doo doo doo doo doo

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Doo doo doo doo doo doo eat healthy

nonearther , to memes in I think he's worse though.

That’s an insult to Zorg

Kbin_space_program ,

Zorg at least has some regrets at points in the movie.

Scrof ,

Not to mention charisma and sick sense of style.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

He also proves that he can get things done himself.

tias ,

Except for that one time

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I am disappointed in him.

sqw , to mildlyinfuriating in Updated Edge and it now seems to put a frame with rounded corners around every website
@sqw@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sure they can add rounded corners but can they fix this mess?

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/104ba4ab-bd78-47c5-9efa-429a95a04f47.png

amycatgirl ,
@amycatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

MicmosHoefteEdgehat my beloved <3

TopRamenBinLaden ,

It’s like they somehow overcentered a div. I didn’t even know it was possible. They used

display: ‘crunch’

in their CSS.

shasta ,

Maybe their devs did their work in Firefox rofl

foggy , to memes in The sneaking suspicion that I'm being robbed

Do you want to round up to the nearest dollar for a donation so we can have a bigger tax write-off and gain profit rather than us just paying our employees contracted drivers better?

VanillaGorilla ,

I think they'll round up to the next thousand dollars. They don't seem like they figured that math thing out yet.

Alexstarfire ,

Yay, another person who doesn’t know how donations or write off work.

foggy ,

The fuck I don’t.

Large donations to charities are absolutely written off. Roughly 40%

I pay the company to make a large contribution for them to write off. It wasn’t their money. It’s profit now.

Alexstarfire ,

They absolutely write it off. They just don’t make money off it. They say they made a dollar and then donated that dollar so they are asking not to be traced on it. It’s no different than if you sent the charity your $0.57 directly. You can even still write off what you donated. The only notable difference is that the company can say they donated to charity. And some do provide additional funds.

If they made money off of the donations then why wouldn’t every single company just ask you to donate to charity? Because they don’t and it costs money to take in donations. Often, companies that do it do it for the perceived goodwill. Good PR.

foggy ,

It wasn’t their money that they’re writing off of taxes they owe.

That’s profit.

Alexstarfire ,

If I make $100 selling stuff, you give me $1 to donate, and I donate that dollar. I’d tell the IRS I made $101 and donated $1 to charity. Getting that $1 written off. Effectively telling them I made $100 in profit. If I didn’t get any donations I’d say, hey I made $100 in profit. Where is the part where they profit off the dollar? They can’t donate to themselves.

This is why you can also tell the IRS that you donated money, because you did.

Ghostalmedia , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in The fact that people this stupid exist
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar
    1. Vaccines against coronavirus have been in development for decades. The urgency for them really ticked up with in the early 2000’s with SARS coronavirus floating around. Also the tech for quickly developing mRNA vaccines has been in the works since the 80’s.
    1. HIV is a very different virus and we do have pretty good treatments to prevent infection (prep) and stop HIV from becoming AIDS. I have someone in my family that has had HIV for decades and he is going to die from old age, not AIDS.
    1. Cancer, like a broken leg, is not a virus. It’s an entirely different medical problem.
Kftrendy ,
@Kftrendy@sh.itjust.works avatar

There IS the HPV vaccine, which is basically a cancer vaccine for one set of cancers.

Nowyn ,

Immunotherapy is also often called cancer treatment vaccine. And HepB vaccine also protects from liver cancer associated with Hep B.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I guess you could say the same thing about hepatitis vaccines.

HPV and hepatitis are not cancer, but they can increase the risk of certain cancers. Often times the best way to beat cancer is to limit exposure to the things that can increase the risk of getting it.

medvedev ,

Thanks for explanation.

juliebean ,

you raise a good point. we still don’t have vaccines for broken legs either. this puts the reality of all other supposed vaccines into further doubt.

spoiler/s in case that wasn’t clear

MystikIncarnate ,

Well, I’ve heard about this one guy named Logan who got a vaccine for broken bones… After he got it, he never broke a bone in his body again.

… He also got sweet blades that come out from his hands.

Archer ,

Also significant parts of mRNA vaccine research were built on HIV research! Fighting HIV/AIDS directly led to the technologies that let us make the Covid vaccine possible. We really do “stand on the shoulders of giants” - we build new knowledge based off the work of those who came before us!

aidan ,

mRNA vaccines yes, not more traditional vaccines like J&J- but generally true.

mechoman444 ,

To these people an apple isn’t an orange. They can’t tell that they’re both fruit.

seiryth ,

Also good to remember there’s also newer tech like alphafold from the deepmind project - using AI to really, really accelerate development.

alphafold.ebi.ac.uk

Absolutely blows my mind.

dingus , to memes in A very dairy meme
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Get yourself a girl who lets you suck the milk from her tiddies, folks.

AllonzeeLV ,

Just to clarify though, not a first date question.

More like third.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Disagree. Put it in your profile. Filter hard and early.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Both methods acceptable, but if it wasn’t on the profile then it definitely shouldn’t be brought up on the first date

metallic_z3r0 ,

You want to get their interest, but as this might be one of those deal breaker questions, you should get it out of the way early. There’s no shame in breaking up from an incompatibility in attraction or sexual preference, but there should be some shame at sticking with it expecting another person to change for you.

Waraugh ,

My girlfriend hates anal but likes to role play rape so it works out.

Holzkohlen ,

Nope. That shit ain’t pasteurized.

ImFresh3x ,

I only drink raw milk anyhow.

gallopingsnail ,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Why take the risk of getting a preventable disease?

Aux ,

People were drinking unpausterised milk for thousands of years. The risks are minimal.

chocobo13z ,

People lived into their thirties for thousands of years, though

Dalinar ,

They died as children or as soldiers. Thirties is if you’re a woman dying in child birth.

Aux ,

They didn’t though.

areyouevenreal ,

Not really. Even old fashioned farmers boil their milk. Almost all milk contains dangerous bacteria regardless of what the safety standards are; this is because things like e.coli are natural for cows but harmful to us humans. Like imagine defending a practice that can literally kill you or give you life long digestive problems.

Aux ,

Fun fact, e. Coli is a family of bacteria, most of them are harmless to humans. They are even a part of many diet supplements.

Also I don’t know where you live and what your food standards are, but here in Europe you can drink raw milk quite safely and there are plenty of raw milk products like cheese. It’s literally a non issue.

areyouevenreal ,

Have you actually talked to a microbiologist about this? It’s not safe at all.

E.coli might have some harmless strains, but you have no guarantee which strain is present. It’s also not the only dangerous pathogen found in milk. Did I mention raw milk is often contaminated with bacteria from cow poo?

Just because something is fine for a calf doesn’t mean it’s fine for you and vice versa.

Edit: oh yeah and I live in England. We have decent food safety standards here and that’s why raw milk isn’t sold at supermarkets.

Aux ,

Raw milk is not sold at supermarkets because its shelf life is like one day. But you can buy raw milk directly from farmers or even from the Borough Market.

areyouevenreal ,

A shelf life of one day? You basically just admitted it has harmful bacteria in it by saying this.

Aux ,

Everything has harmful bacteria in it, so what?

areyouevenreal ,

It’s already infected with the bad bacteria, and is a great growth medium for them. Also not everything you buy has bad bacteria or only has bad bacteria on the outside. Like you wouldn’t expect fresh fruit to have bacteria inside it because it’s a living thing with the ability to defend itself. Cooking food kills most bacteria too; that’s why pasteurizing things works.

Raw milk is known to be a major health risk, why would you just ignore it? Like you wouldn’t eat raw chicken so why milk?

Aux ,

I eat plenty of raw foods: beef, pork, venison, eggs, shrimps, oysters, etc. Why is milk different?

areyouevenreal ,

You shouldn’t be eating raw pork either. Ever heard of a tape worm?

You’re a walking case of food poisoning waiting to happen.

Aux ,

Boiled and then cooled rice is a higher risk food than raw pork.

areyouevenreal ,

That’s why you don’t eat rice that’s more than 1 day old.

ImFresh3x ,

Where I live raw milk is highly regulated. More than pretty much any other food. It’s extremely safe. I am sure on some places it’s a risk.

And it does in fact taste much better than pasteurized milk. Pasteurized milk to me probably tasted like what canned milk would taste like to you.

ImFresh3x ,

Because it tastes good. Duh

Imagine 🌈

QuazarOmega ,

Get yourself a girl with piping hot tiddies, folks.

areyouevenreal ,

I doubt that’s a problem with human milk. We have to pasteurize animal milk because the bacteria that is symbiotic to them is very dangerous to us.

DirkMcCallahan , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

Oh, I’m sorry, of course…it’s OUR fault that we’re broke!

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

According to Forbes? Of course is the fault of the impoverished they didn’t take personal responsibility. Forbes is a magazine for persons with stock portfolios.

themeatbridge ,

That’s pretty much the main thesis used to justify capitalism. You have the money you deserve. If prosperity isn’t merit-based, then capitalism would be a horrifying abuse of the underclasses.

UmbrellAssassin ,

Ummm yes. Do better.

chaorace , to technology in Twitter/X new ID Verification - First Look
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Man, Elon’s got one hell of a boner for WeChat, huh? I honestly feel embarassed for him. WeChat is WeChat because it’s Chinese – there is no secret formula for Elon to steal. The circumstances which created WeChat simply do not exist in the west and IMO it should stay that way.

ShakeThatYam ,
@ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world avatar

Tbf, I think he has wanted to have an everything app going back to his PayPal days. I still think it’s a stupid idea for the American market.

hitmyspot ,

It exists. It’s called android! Honestly though, that’s why Google developed it. They wanted to maintain control and stay as the primary Internet portal for mobile users. Banking, messaging, gaming and productivity all passes through them.

We chat has similar in China but only because competitors were stifled. It won’t work in the west as competition for any aspect will be better for some people and anticompetitive behavior will be clamped down on even if it started to work.

merde ,

isn’t weChat an app on android?

how does this comparison work?

hitmyspot ,

It’s not the same. It’s Elon thinking it can be with an app, but it can’t. It’s google realising over 10 years ago that to have that level of control in the western markets, you need to have an entire platform, not an app. Elon can’t even get Twitter to do one thing well, let alone all the things.

ShakeThatYam ,
@ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe not messaging 😂

hitmyspot ,

You mean all the messaging?

superduperenigma ,

There’s an entire plotline in Startup where the main character is desperately trying to create an everything app after seeing someone in an Asian country with 1 app on their phone.

Spoiler alert - most of the development staff ends up quitting and it bombs on launch because nobody in the West is remotely interested in an “everything” app.

whenigrowup356 , to games in Noooooo you can't make a microtransactions free game and finished too 😭😭😭

Yeah, don’t expect funding for AAA games!

Wait…

Orphan ,

To the contrary, they had to pay to have the IP

pankkake , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Esoteric runes
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar
Ageroth ,

5 is the one with a lady yelling at a cat sitting at the dining table. 7 is the guy choosing between the two buttons Not sure about the others, Clearly common memes but I’m not hip enough to know off the top of my head

SilentStorms ,
  1. Virgin vs Chad
  2. Death knocking on doors
  3. ?
  4. Loss
  5. Bro explaining
  6. ?
  7. Two buttons
  8. "Is this…?" Butterfly meme
  9. Drake
pankkake ,
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, updated my list!

th_d ,
  1. Is Ralph Wiggum "I’m in danger"
  2. Is this kid pointing out the obvious solution. Don’t know his name.
  3. Is the argument between that blond lady and the cat.

Rest I would really like to know

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

1 = Virgin/Chad

2 = “I’m in danger”

3 = Distracted Boyfriend

7 = Two Buttons

8 = “Is this a pigeon?”

9 = Drake

pankkake ,
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you!

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I think #3 is the guy walking with one woman and looking over his shoulder at another woman:

dailydot.com/…/distracted_boyfriend_solar_eclipse…

pankkake ,
@pankkake@lemmy.world avatar

That’s it, thanks!

aoidenpa ,

2 looks like Ralph in danger like someone else mentioned

ChocoboRocket ,

Great work detective, you’ll make captain with this case closed.

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