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dgmib , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck the balloon police

For the record, yes you need a pilot’s license to fly a hot air balloon.

And yes the “balloon police” (aka the FAA in the United States) or their equivalent governing body in other countries will stop you, and fine you.

DocMcStuffin ,
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if they can actually stop you. Especially the first time. But they can definitely find you and fine you. A lot. Like more than tree fiddy.

Igloojoe ,

Yes. They wont kill you and take down your balloon. But you have to come back to land at some point. Then bam! You’re arrested…

HikingVet ,

They can definitely encourage you to land.

Agent641 ,

FAA if you’re lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

rtxn ,

Robert Fulton has entered the chat.

Rozz ,

That seems like overkill

21Cabbage ,

I wonder if the IR sensor of a sidewinder could get a lock on the heating element of a hot air balloon.

HikingVet ,

New versions could easily target a hot air balloon.

21Cabbage ,

Breaking: Ban placed on hot air balloons, lethal force authorized on local festivals. Citizens confused.

glomag ,
doctorcrimson ,

That’s such a cool design, very topical with international politics too.

tslnox ,

We all float down there!

Imgonnatrythis ,

I heard in France the balloon police are armed. With BB guns to take down offenders.

bdonvr ,

You DON’T need a license for some types of flight though. Anything under 254 pounds. Ultralights and paragliders. (However that doesn’t mean there’s no rules)

moon ,

How do they stop you mid flight though

Aux ,

With helicopter mounted machine guns.

CurlyMoustache , to lemmyshitpost in Watching mouths fill up with towels
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you’re hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

phorq ,

For the hungry hoopy frood on the go!

FierroGamer ,

You can probably do without the capsule, those are slow

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately it’s all fiber 😅

TheRaven ,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

And it’s self-wiping when it comes out.

Dagwood222 , to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, but...

[off topic?]

Just read an interview with the young actors from ‘Stranger Things.’ They said that one of the craziest 1980s thing they did was get on bikes and just ride around town, unsupervised. One said he looks around now, and never sees kids just riding bikes.

doctordevice ,

I was born in 1993 and I did that with my neighborhood friends too.

Dagwood222 ,

I posted because I have seen it go from expecting a bike rider to be a kid to expecting them to be an older adult. But I guess it’s different depending on where you live.

LillyPip ,

It definitely is. Kids bike down my street every day, though much more on weekends, I think because most schools near me don’t allow walking or biking to/fro anymore. Some kids getting run down on rural roads because they’ve been paved and turned into highways made it too unsafe for many kids to walk or bike to school, and it was too big a headache to have selective rules.

I’m in a suburban area between rural and city where kids don’t have to worry about high speed traffic or much violent crime, so kids are still free-range here. They videogame, too, of course.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Back in 1993 I used to ride my bicycle on the highway that had a 55 mph speed limit.

It was so far out in the country though, that there were only about 4 cars per hour.

I was 10 years old.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

True, I rode all over the place when I was a kid. We let my daughter ride everywhere she wanted within our (very large) subdivision, but it’s semi-rural and the entrances are both country roads that cars hurtle down, so we didn’t feel safe letting her down those. When I was a kid, I lived in town, so it was different. Maybe kids in town aren’t like that anymore though.

Zoomboingding ,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

When I was a kid in the 90s, we biked all over. Loved going 5 miles down the highway to the surplus store. It wasn’t a busy highway though and had a big shoulder.

Uncle_Bagel ,

The problem is that there isnt really anywhere for kids to hangout any more. Playgrounds are for small kids, but even just biking to the library is completely out of the question for most middle schoolers/early teens who dont have a car. There’s no malls, few small public parks, no arcades, small local dinners/ice cream joints, or any other "third places"that aren’t just school or home. We, as a society, have spent the past 40 years destroying the concept of a public space and are now shocked that we dont see kids hanging out in non-existent spaces.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, it sucks for my daughter. There’s almost nowhere to go. And worse, there’s almost nowhere to go that doesn’t cost money and we’re down to a single income. There was so much to do when I was a teenager growing up. There was a small park downtown where all the punk, goth and alternative teens hung out. I must have spent half my teenage years in that park.

My daughter is in online school now. I don’t even know where she should go to make friends.

whofearsthenight ,

Dude, this is the thing that depresses the hell out of me. When I was kid there were skating rinks, arcades, malls, etc. Granted, those things cost money as well, but most of us could make a $5 last all day.

RaoulDook ,

They can hang out anywhere they want actually. We didn’t have any kid hangout places back in the 90s and we biked and skateboarded all over town. We hung out with friends in parking lots and stores, wherever we wanted to basically.

The problem is the frame of mind that they need a structured environment to do their activities when they don’t.

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

For real. Cemetery. Storm water culvert. That’s about it, outside of someone’s back yard, the cemetery and the storm water culvert. And I grew up in a fairly urban place. Not a city, but certainly not back country. Hop on bike, find somewhere without adults.

callouscomic ,

I see kids doing that in my neighborhood all the time. There’s some that go with poles down to fish in a nearby creek. It all depends on where you live.

ziixe ,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Hell I was born in the mid to late 00s and i grew up in the 2010s, but I still did this, we did have dialup internet (i lived and still live in the middle of nowhere, but now we get satellite internet) and I distinctly remember the time we went with my sis and some friends and a fucking massive storm appeared, I thought we were gonna die lol, I think I was like 10 or 11 at that time

Yes I am an European, specifically one of the eastern kind

ohlaph ,

We even did that without maps. If we got lost, we just rode around until we recognized something familiar.

whofearsthenight ,

I’ve noticed with my kids I have to know where they are basically at all times. Leave school, go to friends house, I get notified. On weekends if they go from one house to the other, I need to know.

When I was a kid, I would get up and on my bike around 7-8am, would not be back until dark at least, and just go… anywhere? Ride 10 miles across the whole town, through construction, to the creek or up the big ass hill a little outside of town? Sure. And the wild thing about this is that it was completely normal.

dumpsterlid ,

When I was a kid, I would get up and on my bike around 7-8am, would not be back until dark at least, and just go… anywhere? Ride 10 miles across the whole town, through construction, to the creek or up the big ass hill a little outside of town? Sure. And the wild thing about this is that it was completely normal.

That sounds awesome, bicycles give you superpowers in landscapes that aren’t violently hostile to anything that isn’t cars. I grew up on the side of a highway, I could only bike up and down my driveway basically.

Now I take so much pleasure in just shooting over to the grocery store on my bike. Every single time I do it I am thankful because of how much that capacity was utterly denied by where I grew up.

Must have been a wonderful chaos to tool around on a bicycle as a kid like an idiot going wherever you wanted. Every single god damn thing I ever did had to be mediated through a car and thus an adult directly facilitating a specific activity I wanted to go do. There was zero capacity to spontaneously just go and roam.

whofearsthenight ,

oh, absolutely. I’ve never really lived in a proper city (bigger towns, maybe) so it’s still possible now, but the culture has def moved on. I mean, I see the occasional kids on bikes, but when I was a kid (80’s - 90’s) pretty much every kid had a bike and this was just the default.

dumpsterlid , (edited )

Actually the area I lived was pretty rural, that was precisely the problem. Roads were high speed, car exclusive roads with no sidewalk and if there was one people would look at you like you were a criminal for not being in a car so it felt wrong to use them anyways.

It didn’t matter if there was awesome woods to roam around in 5 minutes down the road, walking/bicycling there not only felt like doing something wrong based on the behavior of 100% of the adults around me, it also was extraordinarily dangerous and just not worth the discomfort of feeling like I was going to die any second from a 4000 pound metal box slamming into me at 45mph (and running me over because the hood is 5 feet off the ground for no reason other than it looks cool or something).

The lack of traffic on rural roads just made this problem worse because instead of a line of cars all seeing the cars in front of them move out of the way of something on the side of the road, or the general presence of traffic keeping people driving from absolutely as fast as they could possibly go, you would just have a car whip around the corner every once in awhile going near highway speeds on a windy back road in a way that left them zero chance to swerve out of the way and not hit you if they weren’t paying attention. I also remember literally being yelled at and taunted by (usually pickup truck) drivers the few times I did ride a bicycle on a road because that seemed to make them angry.

There was plenty of space around you, iffff you had a car. If you didn’t, you might as well have been stranded on a space station.

HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

I’m squarely gen-z and I did that all the time in the 2000s and 2010s. I was also lucky enough to grow up in a less car dependent city with good cycling infrastructure which helped a lot. Seeing how the incidence of pedestrian and cyclist deaths due to car collisions has steadily risen over these past decades (accounting for more deaths than from both drugs and thugs combined mind you), I’d also argue that kids don’t do that anymore because it’s now a lot less safe to exist outside if you’re not in a car. Not every problem can be blamed on that damn phone.

Dagwood222 ,

Not an expert, but it sounds like a vicious cycle. More car vs. bike accidents means fewer bikes on the road means drivers don’t look out for bikes which causes more accidents.

And no, I’m not telling you to go out and ride until you get hit to raise awareness.

Gormadt , to memes in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I work in the freight industry and I handle the dock pickups basically all day, this kind of crap happens all the time

Literally people tell me not to scratch the rhino liner all the damn time, it’s annoying

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Do you tell them to get a real work vehicle? Gotta get to their ego I reckon

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Usually I show them how far my forklift can place their freight without scooting it (which is never far enough (only when they complain about the potential for scratches)) then mention, “Unfortunately without scooting it you’ll have to load this by hand.”

Usually this gets them to relent and then I get to show them how tough the lining is by scooting the freight and not damaging anything

Sometimes though they still don’t want it scooted so they end up having to load it by hand by themselves (I can’t help by hand as it’s a liability thing) which always brings a smile to my face

Literally today some dingus ended up loading 5000lbs of flooring into their F-550 by hand because they didn’t want the rhino lined bed scratched

Edit: I accidentally a word

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

This is glorious, thanks for sharing.

limelight79 ,

The hell…I have a pickup with bedliner that we use (in part) for picking up pellets for our pellet stove by the ton. They put the pallet on as far as they can while it’s fully on the forks, then lift up the end of it and push the pallet on to the truck the rest of the way. No issues at all, and we’ve been doing it for several years now.

I throw all kinds of crap on it. A few years ago we were getting rid of fencing the previous owners had left…the only thing I had to worry about was them tangling enough that I wouldn’t be able to get another piece in (we have a cap on our truck). That’s the whole point in getting the bedliner. I’d refuse to help someone doing that.

1847953620 ,

wtf is wrong with our society…

shea ,

why the hell did they bother to put rhinoloner then? That’s wild i can’t believe there are people that think this way.

Kanda ,

Hey now, don’t make fun of the mentally challenged

rustyriffs ,

But it’s rhino liner. Isn’t that what it’s meant for?

People are so superficial.

1847953620 ,

One day my friend told me not to grab any tools on the way to a junkyard, as they had everything we would need already loaded.

Later on, they didn’t want me using said tools because they were new and might get scratched or the ratchet gears damaged. Kinda wanted to punch him in his idiot mouth.

Shard ,

Mate, I’d punch him too.

I treat my tools well and even baby the fancy ones a bit. But god damn, they’re fking tools, they’re meant to be used and eventually everything breaks.

banneryear1868 ,

A friend’s somewhat classic car has a tire change kit and we get a flat tire, they don’t want to have the change kit show any wear, so we end up waiting hours for roadside assistance to come change a tire… not with the included tire though.

1847953620 ,

Punch 'em.

Anticorp ,

eventually everything breaks

Not good tools! I have tools that were my great grandfather’s, and they still work perfectly.

Chetzemoka , to memes in Please, not again.

Not gonna lie, being a nurse during a pandemic with that jackass as president broke something in me

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

“Thank you for your hard work!”

(But actually thanks, nurses are the best. How can we make your day better next time we’re in the hospital for something completely our own fault?)

rchive ,

At least he did Operation Warpspeed. Funny that some of his supporters turned on him for that.

First ,

Great skills, giving a tiny fraction of the budget to vaccine research during a global pandemic that halted the economy. I’m sure no one else would have thought of that.

rchive ,

It wasn’t the giving money, it was the fast tracking in terms of regulations. Many people in Trump’s position would not have done that and would have waited the expected 18 months instead of the 11 that it actually took. Some in the industry were concerned as it was happening. Plenty of other countries dragged their feet in the approval process more than the US did.

Trump wasn’t single handedly responsible for the approvals. Far from it. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if he didn’t know much of the details. But it still seems he was pushing for it where other people wouldn’t have. I’m not sure Biden would have. Trump likes to play fast and loose where Biden is a bit stuffier.

Agility0971 , to technology in LinkedIn user data leaked: Database shows emails, profile data, phones, full names, and more confidential info.
@Agility0971@lemmy.world avatar

It says it’s scraped and not leaked

SuperIce , to lemmyshitpost in For some reason, I'm doubtful.

You conveniently blocked the part of the sticker saying what they mean by “never obsolete” with the red circle. IIRC, they gave you a massive discount to trade in your computer every 2 years for the latest model, so you were always up to date. Kinda like phones now.

Patrizsche ,

I guess it’s just a shit post idk

SaakoPaahtaa ,

On lemmy?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Still a total lie to say that this computer is never obsolete.

ShustOne ,

Exactly. It was also that trade in program that was their undoing.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Every “trade in and get the latest” has always failed imo.

Either the company ends up being bankrupt. Or the company realizes they really f’d up and the upgrade ends up costing more than had I just bought it flat out on sale.

Source:

I was part of a few of them over the last 10 years. Phones. Tablets. Laptops. Tvs. I did it because I always thought this time, it’ll work out.

thisisnotgoingwell ,

Totally useless red circle too. I guess it was intentionally drawn to obscure the context

MeatsOfRage , to memes in Mai Gad.
Redex68 ,

Oh god

schmidtster ,

Well according to that, it’s not her kid, but if it’s 8 years old she would be 27 and maybe have her own now.

7u5k3n ,

According to her insta she’s pretty pregnant

www.instagram.com/j.smith_1995/?hl=en

And you’re right. She’s 27

Catsrules ,

the new sun baby is being created right now.

ehrenschwan ,

How dare you remind me that 2015 was 8 fucking years ago.

RealFknNito , to workreform in De-escalation
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who works in fast food, we were also trained on it.

Something_Complex ,

It’s called 4 am shift, or surprise

net00 , to technology in YouTube cracking on ad blockers.

Youtube is getting on cable tv levels of bad. On a regular ~10min video you will first deal with a few preroll ads and at least one is unskippable, then the creator will have a 2+ minute sponsor segment (I don’t mind those since they are usually well presented). There will also be multiple midroll ad spots.

Depending on video length, it’s gonna soon be literally more ad than video. They are still stealing and selling your data though, and also making the web worse for everyone with DRM shit.

Fuck. Google.

I had already migrated to Invidious since last year because I degoogled everything. Seems like now its time to look for real youtube alternatives.

Clbull ,

Youtube is getting on cable tv levels of bad. On a regular ~10min video you will first deal with a few preroll ads and at least one is unskippable, then the creator will have a 2+ minute sponsor segment (I don’t mind those since they are usually well presented). There will also be multiple midroll ad spots.

That would only be accurate if Google quintupled the price of YouTube Premium and forced these ads upon actual paying customers.

I really don’t like it when pro-piracy advocates whine about being served ads or not having everything on a single unified service costing just $9.99 a month, or a fraction of how much Cable used to cost.

Now this may be a bitter pill for the Lemmy World community to swallow, but ads being annoying doesn’t grant you a God given right to freeload off of other people’s products and services, and this rings especially true for YouTube. The only reason I don’t compare ad-blockers to piracy is due to their downright necessity in tackling malvertising, which is unfortunately all-too-common.

YouTube is the only big player in the video sharing market for a reason, and that’s because hosting videos is prohibitively expensive unless you have the resources of Alphabet Inc and the existing following that YouTube already has. Many competitors have come and gone. Heck, the only competitors in this space are Dailymotion (a French platform that has been enshittified Digg v4 style) and Rumble (an extreme pro-free speech platform that’s being bankrolled by alt-righters.)

net00 ,

You forget that many simply don’t care, like me. I stopped using anything google for a reason. Their services are usually lower quality than alternatives, might get shut down tomorrow, paying them doesn’t stop your data from being milked, and they continually look for ways to make the internet worse. You’re supporting the biggest ads company here…

I pay for 3+ streaming services, and all of them offer me a better deal than yt. It’s not about paying for me. It’s simply not worth it for my low use of the platform. I only ever look at my 20 subscriptions and my watch later playlist. Until that goes away I will block ads.

I’m just waiting for the next platform to pop up, it’s gonna happen sooner or later and hopefully isn’t cancer…

ilovesatan ,
@ilovesatan@lemmy.world avatar

And forget about the absolute goldmine YouTube is for Google. It’s is among the most important information repositories in history and profits massively from it. There is a reason they run it at a loss. Google uses that data to categorize everything thing about you and uses it to exploit your psychology to sell whatever bullshit their advertisers are peddling this week. It then double dips by selling off that data. And I’m supposed to pay for this? Nah. Fuck Google. I’d rather see YouTube get shit canned than pay a single dime to Google.

Ataraxia ,

I almost got it until I saw it cost 15 a month and they need to fix their copyright troll problem.

stewie3128 ,

We need to block ads so that ads die. Anti-angiogenesis for advertising. Get a less annoying business model.

That said, I have YouTube premium at that I don’t see ads.

CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Heck, the only competitors in this space are Dailymotion (a French platform that has been enshittified Digg v4 style) and Rumble (an extreme pro-free speech platform that’s being bankrolled by alt-righters.)

Nebula and Floatplane?

HobbitFoot ,

Nebula isn’t really a YouTube replacement. If anything, the business model of Nebula still somewhat relies on YouTube for advertising. There also isn’t a free version of Nebula in the way there is a free version of YouTube.

CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

There also isn’t a free version of Nebula in the way there is a free version of YouTube.

So I guess what it comes down to is people want YouTube for free without any commercials whatsoever.

rar ,

Invidious is having trouble to work these days. I fear google will also pull the plug on third party front ends once they get popular enough.

mykneedoesnthurt , to lemmyshitpost in How do we make this happen?
@mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social avatar

Public library jerseys will go through the roof!

MNByChoice ,

Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn’t matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.

TurboDiesel ,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly

jaybone ,

“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”

MNByChoice ,

No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.

“My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.”

“Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”

TurboDiesel ,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!

nxdefiant ,

This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.

macaroni1556 ,

“Real Men Ride Bareback at Loving County TRUTHbrary”

nxdefiant ,

the horse on the logo is inexplicably drawn with blackface

AngryCommieKender ,

Bareback Mountain County Truthbrary

AngryCommieKender ,

What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!

Franzia , to internetfuneral in UH OH!

If you say you’d pay for a search engine. Oof. Guys we used to just link useful things at the end of our blog posts and on our myspace pages. Then search engines came in and we didn’t have to. Then they killed the SEO placement of blogs. Now you can’t find anything useful unless you try their AI. The whole business model is convincing us we need them while they make the internet less efficient to scroll through.

Steeve ,

… do you think MySpace came before search engines?

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

Was altavista really a search engine?

bobs_monkey ,

Lycos

postmateDumbass ,

AskJeeves

Tbird83ii ,

Dogpile. Webcrawler. Gopher.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

I was always partial to hotbot

Steeve ,

Technically yes, but there were also a ton more, including Google.

Catoblepas ,

Replace Myspace with Geocities and it’s broadly correct of my experience in 90s internet.

cyborganism ,

Webrings ftw

postmateDumbass ,

Yahoo Directory is the OG

Steeve , (edited )

There were a ton of search engines in the 90s around the same time Geocities was released. AskJeeves was probably the most popular, but there was Altavista, Lycos, Dogpile, Yahoo… Shit, Google came out in 97, which was only a few years after Geocities.

Senuf ,

When I had my Geocities website, I used Webcrawler as my preferred search engine. Cute spider and spiderweb iso/logo. Then came Altavista (altavista.digital.com, it was at first) and I switched. It brought more and better results. Somehow I never liked Lycos. And Yahoo, the first years, was a categorised catalogue/guide, kinda curated, and you had to submit a site to be considered to be added. You had to choose under which category (and subcategory, quite often) it should be listed. Also, at first, it wasn’t Yahoo.com, it was buried in some .edu (or .ac, I don’t quite recall) URL.

bobs_monkey ,

You just dated the hell out of yourself, but also showed how young you are at the same time.

Franzia ,

Haha, I’m too young to really have lived it, I’m only 26 so… I did experience the start of Facebook and Twitter. I’m very glad people who did live through it are expanding on it.

bobs_monkey ,

Yeah it sounds like you got online right when Web 2.0 was starting to really kick off. Back before then we did have search functions, though they were pretty primitive compared to what they’ve become now (and also before they went to shit with excessive SEO and advertising). Web 2.0 really marked the emphasis towards UX design and social network functionality within web sites/design, though people had links on their personal pages well before all that.

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  • george ,
    @george@lemmy.org.il avatar

    Care to explain? Or you’re only capable of talking shit?

    devopspalmer ,
    @devopspalmer@lemmy.world avatar

    It sounds like what the picture is making fun of, already materialized in this kagi search engine. Paying for a search just is a about face from what the Internet was designed to be. You could argue everything is this way, but I’d then argue consumers are bigger pushovers now.

    Esqplorer ,

    Everyone pays for search. You do it through attention/data traded to advertisers or currency.

    If Kagi is functionally better than Google and respects my privacy, I would not mind paying for it.

    Iceman ,

    For now. Soon enough there will be ads and so on in the name if increasing profits.

    lud ,

    Then stop paying and go somewhere else ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Smokeydope , (edited )
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    No, actually.

    SearX/SearXNG is a free and open source, highly customizable, and self-hostable meta search engine. SearX instances act as a middle man, they query other search engines for you, stripping all their spyware ad crap and never having your connection touch their servers. Of course you have to trust the SearX instance host with your query information, but again if you are that paranoid just self host.

    I personally also trust some foss loving sysadmin that host social services for free out of alturism, who also accepts hosting donations, with my info over Google/Alphabet any day.

    Heres a list of all public searx instances, I personally prefer to use paulgo.ioAll SearX instances are configured different to index different engines. If one doesn’t seem to give good results try a few others.

    Did I mention it has bangs like duckduckgo? If you really need google like for maps and buisness info just use !!g in the query

    search.marginalia.nu is a completely novel search engine written and hosted by one dude that aims to prioritize indexing lighter websites little to no javascript as these tend to be personal websites and homepages that have poor SEO and the big search engines won’t index well. If you remember the internet of the early 2000s and want a nostalgia trip this ones for you

    Finally, YaCy is another completely novel search engine that uses p2p technology to power a big webcrawler which prioritizes indexes based off user queries and feedback. Everyone can download yacy and devote a bit of their computing power to help out a collective search engine. Companies can also download yacy and use it to index their private intranets. They have a public instance available through a web portal. Its not a great search engine for what most people want, which is quick and relevant information within the first few clicks. But it is an interesting use of technology and what a true honest-to-god community-operated search engine would look like untainted by SEO scores.

    I hope this has been informative to those who believe theres only a few options to pick from, I hate to be the ‘bhut achthually’ guy but know these options are so unknown to most people.

    kungfuratte ,

    The problem with all those search providers is: Someone still has to pay for infrastructure. You can either donate/pay for the service or accept ads and tracking.

    (I know that YaCy works a bit differently, but honestly even though I really like the idea of the system: This “novel” search engine is almost 20 years old now and never really worked very good.)

    Smokeydope , (edited )
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Very true, there always being a cost somewhere is a general rule for all services in general. Its the reality of computer infrastructure that theres gotta be a computer/server somewhere eating bandwidth and energy, and someone with enough time + technical knowledge to maintain them. Those cost need to be offset either through donation or profit, or the service provider just has to eat the expenses and pay out of pocket. ‘no cost actually’ is in reference to the end users directly paying for something with direct money or collected private info sold to ad companies. In many public hosting instances for open source services most active users don’t pay or donate at all and get to use the service without their info being sold. In these cases the expense is split between a few donations from better off charitable users and the rest is out of pocket from the sysadmin who most likely has a real job that pays well enough they can eat the hosting fees and not worry about it.

    FLX ,

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  • Smokeydope ,
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    You’re welcome 😎

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  • kungfuratte ,

    Yet it would be interesting to hear, why this shocks you so much. :)

    Is it because you don’t think search engines are a service worth paying for or because Google, Bing, DDG … are free?

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  • kungfuratte , (edited )

    I’m not sure if this is really feasible (even though I’d be happy to see a working libre search engine). The problem I see is that a search engine is incredibly expensive to run, which makes it hard to maintain servers on a donation model.

    SCB ,

    Your purchase is monumentally stupid and he’s laughing at that

    Franzia ,

    I understand why you would pay and can respect it. But access to an organized and searchable internet is something closer to a right than a privilege, in my mind.

    Melkath , to lemmyshitpost in Monster hunter in a nutshell

    100% photoshopped.

    100% don't care.

    gullible ,

    His nipples have led me to question whether it’s AI. AI consumes black nipples like Hannibal Lecter at Mardi Gras.

    JoShmoe ,

    Your extensive research into this subject is vital.

    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    First off, lots of JPEG. Pretty sure AI has higher res. Second, what was the original? What was happening with the gator he is kicking?

    ProvableGecko ,

    If you were a gator wouldn’t you want a piece of that? They are just going for the dream

    janAkali ,

    Look at how his left hand is ‘attached’ to the body, almost like an action toy figure.

    Pretty sure AI has higher res.

    Lots of compression is very common way to hide imperfections in photoshopped (and now AI-generated) images to pass them as real.

    raubarno ,

    I guess the resulting image was saved into jpeg then got sharpened with some monkey image editor and saved into jpeg again.

    Turun ,

    The resolution is also very very suspicious. 1024x1024 classic 512x512 upscaled by a factor of 2.

    XEAL ,

    Overly smooth skin is sus too

    Katana314 , to memes in My bet is still with the Zuck!

    Everyone’s going to laugh at this meme until the text turns out to not be photoshopped at all.

    YourFavouriteNPC ,
    @YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de avatar

    Even then it would need a little more than the muskrats word to convince me that it’s not just something he made up lol

    Default_Defect ,
    @Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

    Please, Musk would have suggested spit roasting one of his female employees or something.

    remotelove , to memes in Birds are cool.
    @remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar
    can ,

    I still think it’s beautiful. Just listen to songs they’ve made in pursuit of getting some.

    imgonnatrythis ,

    Listen to the songs people have made with the same agenda. Pretty good too.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    I feel like I’ve seen this exact joke in several different web comics

    remotelove ,
    @remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

    I am fairly sure of that as well.

    Rodeo ,

    That’s the state of modern webcomics. Copy a joke you saw in another webcomic, or complain about something personal.

    sagrotan ,
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    Imagine you walk through a wood and record the sounds, play it back later at 300 times slower, hearing trees cumming and ejaculating over you while you were standing there… You’ll never walk through the woods again …

    plantedworld ,

    That must be why the entwives left

    benjihm ,

    Can’t wait for this exact webcomic to be made by a bird that’s seen how we act on TikTok

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