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henfredemars , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Military grade stupid can’t admit he’s been had.

jordanlund ,
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But a friend on Facebook told him it was OK!

rImITywR , to lemmyshitpost in Did You Know?

Ice is a mineral. So molten ice, i.e. water, is lava. Humans are mostly made of water, much more than they are made of DNA. So you are more molten rock than you are genetic material. And people are some sort of water golem.

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Some people say a man is made out of mud 🎶

FiniteBanjo , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Hear me out.

The Wolves got through the airport checkpoints without any issues.

RobotZap10000 ,

And what do you imply?

FiniteBanjo ,

It was an argument in favor of the wolves. In fact, there is no implication at all, it was very blatant.

neidu2 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

“That sounds like sovereign citizen stuff, and that’s just weird” 😂

CaptDust ,

Actual legal advice stop being weird

tlou3please , to pics in [OC] Puffins taken on Shetland Islands

Puffins always remind me of the Gordon Ramsay video where he cooks one and it looks delicious.

FireWire400 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

will like to learn

At least they’re eager to learn I guess

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Learn to be insane!

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Signing up for a crash course in driver side window durability once they try traveling in their conveyance and are detained by the local road-pirates.

FireWire400 ,
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That’s Road Pirate McGill to you, boy

insufferableninja ,

good that they know they are going to like to learn at some point in the future. how much time do we have until then, i wonder

YeetPics , to memes in Silver lining
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OP proceeds to begin their 12 hour compilation of yoko ono screeching into a hot mic

Ahh yes, good music indeed

Mikina , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

I mean, if it’s **just ** a normal screen-sized website, that already makes it a lot easier. Not having to deal with responsiveness bullshit would make webdev a lot better experience. That is assuming “normal screen” means 1920*1080, or whatever is the median screen size.

pastermil ,

To be fair, using flex box (which is the default in many modern framework) would make responsiveness a breeze these days.

Ahardyfellow ,

One day I’ll learn flex and be able to make nice responsive displays, but until then Bootstrap it is.

pastermil ,

Whichever works for you!

MajorHavoc ,

It only needs to look good on whatever screen size the client’s CEO’s favorite administrative director uses, when she checks on it, on a Friday evening, seven weeks after delivery (but still well before I’ll ever see my $500.00…)

Wish me luck guessing the screen size…

hakunawazo ,

Just make it mobile first… and last ;)

voldage , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Oh, trust me, it’s not a coincidence that ALL wolves decided to sit away from that uncouth beast.

Ironfacebuster , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

Reinventing the onion let’s go

kryptonianCodeMonkey , to funny in How could this be?!

Left picture, newborn. Right picture, 95 year old.

“Is this cuz drugs?”

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.

Step 1: Be a wizard

Step 2: Don’t not be a wizard

ChickenLadyLovesLife , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel

The double-space between “Excel” and “of” is what hurts me. Such a boss thing to do.

Blackmist ,

Everyone knows you should only have a double space after a full stop, so your computer knows it’s the end of a sentence.

TeenieBopper ,

Someone eventually is going to come in here and say that no, because of modern typeface on computers the convention is a single space after a period and to that person I say this:

Go fuck yourself.

over_clox , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Kinda ironic that it’s called CrowdStrike, cuz it sure as hell struck a huge crowd of systems!

Well done CrowdStrike crew, maybe you guys will start testing your stuff before deploying to the public… 🤦‍♂️

isVeryLoud ,

Not at least until they fire their CEO

MrJameGumb , to funny in How could this be?!
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Have you ever seen his first movie? It was a cheesy horror/comedy called Once Bitten and it is terrible but still really fun to watch lol

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Never even heard of it! I’ll have to check it out

ummthatguy ,
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Quick preview.

https://files.catbox.moe/6096ao.gif

It’s another awesomely bad movie.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Looks like classic Jim Carrey, lol

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