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nuke ,

False flag operation, that’s their own castle!

nuke ,

Say hello to my little friend!

Gestures towards fairy

nuke OP ,

Is this actually a thing in russia?

Are you asking as in “are people in Russia celebrating the 1 year anniversary of Wagner’s Coup”? Fuck if I know 🤷

Who cares what they celebrate though, I’m celebrating it lol 🥳 Watching Russia implode was like the best day ever. Let’s do it again

nuke OP ,

Russia’s finally getting around to de-nazifying Ukraine

nuke , (edited )

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nuke ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7881a9ce-d07e-443b-844e-06163951652d.webp

nuke ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/37228a78-b39b-41ac-b90a-683c82552212.webp

nuke ,

Oh boy a new cult to join

nuke ,

Wait, who told you about the plan?

nuke ,

But do you know what’s even better? Forming your own cult.

You know, that’s actually true. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

nuke ,

Oh shit

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nuke , (edited )

I want to see it as a drone swarm mothership

nuke , (edited )

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What did you just say about me, you insolent fool? I’ll have you know that I am the Supreme Leader of North Korea, and I have over 300 confirmed no-poop days. I graduated top of my class at the Academy of Unchallenged Genius and have single-handedly invented gravity and rainbows. You are nothing to me but just another target for my flawless golf skills; I once got 18 holes-in-one in a single game. I have the power of the sun in my hands and have been trained in both human and gorilla warfare. Mark my words, you are finished. Think you can talk to me like that and get away with it? Think again, worm. I am the very definition of perfection and will obliterate you with my mere presence.

nuke ,

Wolf Cola™, the official drink of Boko Haram

nuke ,

Bloods vs Crips, outback edition

nuke ,

Lol tankie brain rot

nuke ,

It’s a Russian Grigorovich-class frigate

Maryland has fallen

ARTICLE 5

nuke ,

Cool Ranch Doritos are going to be a big loss for me, but I’m really more of a Flamin Hot Cheetos kinda person anyway

nuke OP ,

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nuke ,

shortstack sloppy slut gobbos

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nuke ,

Damn China chopping off body parts holy shit

nuke ,

You’d be surprised how many day-to-day problems I’m able to solve with just a simple application of nuclear force.

nuke ,

Engage Battle Mode

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nuke , (edited )

Joins NCD

Demands cited sources

Bruh, this is a shitposting community. Maybe it’s real, maybe it isn’t. Maybe it was revealed to me in a dream.

Here’s your source. And a temporary ban. This place isn’t for you. nytimes.com/…/china-philippines-boats-collide.htm…

Just to be clear, asking for context so you can join the joke/discussion/sex party is always acceptable. What this person is doing, is not.

nuke ,

🎶 I want to break free 🎶

nuke ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/32e8a6e0-fabe-44a5-98d2-b0e7a8e73da6.webp

nuke ,

Hmm. Nuking Japan brought us tentacle porn. What crazy new kink would come out of China?

nuke , (edited )

I see what you mean, like if you browse /all. I feel like that’s the risk you take if you browse /all. Occasionally you might find a community that’s not your cup of tea.

If they don’t want to see NCD they can block it. I’m not enforcing stupid ass rules that shitposts and memes need citable sources. I’d rather just ban all the chuds

nuke ,

WTF you need to blur those Jawas faces. Those are our undercover agents

nuke , (edited )

Appreciate you looking out for the soldiers well-being with regards to OPSEC, but I think this one is probably fine. The original pic is uncensored on Twitter and Telegram

x.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1802618709330051413

t.me/BaluHub777/12472

nuke ,

No worries, it’s always something to be mindful of

nuke OP ,

The trolls promised me nuclear war though. All I’m saying is why you gotta blue ball me like that?

nuke OP ,

FINAL warning this time!!

nuke OP ,

Whats on your bucket list?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/71a524bd-dd43-4095-855a-92ed8022832e.jpeg

HALO jumping my suitcase nuke directly over the Russian Ministry of Defense. You?

nuke ,

You’re good. NCD welcomes a wide range of posts. I think NCD would make more sense if we had post Flair like on Reddit, but unfortunately Lemmy does not support this feature.

As an example here are some post flairs from /r/NCD on Reddit:

“Literally 1984” - Post by a mod

“Non-Credible AMA. (⚠️Brain Damage Caution⚠️)” - Official, mod approved AMAs

“It Just Works” - for general Non-credible ideas

“Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦” - for Ukraine related posts (of a more serious nature)

“SHOIGU! GERASIMOV!” - for Ukraine related shitposts

“What air defence doing?” - for Ukraine related shitpost

“A modest Proposal” - for Article 5 type ideas

“NCD cLaSsIc” - your Classic NCD stuff

“Photoshop 101 📷” - for misc Photoshop posts

“Lockmart R & D” - for Non-credible ideas (of a more technical nature)

“NCR&D” - for Non-credible ideas

“Premium Propaganda” - for making fun of/satirising propaganda

“Geneva checklist 📝” - more like the Geneva suggestion

“MFW no healthcare >⚕️” - USA #1 !!! for times, countries realise why the US doesn’t have healthcare

“🌎Geography Lesson 🌏” - for when you’re suddenly an expert on the area around Bakhmut

“FAFO World Cope 2024 🏆” - World Championship for xperiencing the consequences of your actions

“They/Them Army 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️” - NATO’s ‘weak’ army, infiltrated by Navy femboys and trans Marines

“Sentimental Saturday 👴🏽” - specifically WW2 related posts (only allowed on Saturday)

“Arsenal of Democracy 🗽” - USA #1 !!! because sometimes you need two USA no.1 flairs

“🇨🇳鸡肉面条汤🇨🇳” - China-related post (trust us, it doesn’t translate into something funny)

“愚蠢的西方人無論如何也無法理解 🇨🇳” - China-related post, but with a longer flair

“Rheinmetall AG(enda)” - serious posts related to the defence industrial complex

“(un)qualified opinion 🎓” - for uninformed non-credible takes

“Proportional Annihilation 🚀🚀🚀” - for ‘reasonable response’ themed non-credible takes

“Warcrimes & Brunch 🥨🍺” - misc non-credible takes

“Gunboat Diplomacy🚢” - for non-credible takes (don’t fuck with the US’s boats)

“Full Spectrum Warrior” - high-functioning ultra non-credible takes

“Weaponized🧠Neurodivergence” - for extremely ‘special’ non-credible takes

“High effort Shitpost” - Self explanatory

“Real Life Copium” - Shitposting about copium

“3000 Black Jets of Allah” - for Classic NCD shitposting

“🇬🇧 MoD Moment 🇬🇧” - UK shitposting

“European Joint Failures 🇩🇪 💔 🇫🇷” - EU shitposting

“Europoor Strategic Autonomy 🇫🇷” – EU shitposting

“Gun Moses Browning” - for niche or specific takes

“SAAB Marketing 🤡” - for niche or specific takes

“Petting the Bullpup 🐕‍🦺” - for niche or specific takes

“Certified Hood Classic” - for niche or specific takes

nuke ,

Sure, why not?

nuke OP ,

Hot chicks hanging by the pool

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nuke OP ,

Hung like an ICBM

nuke ,

Jesus Christ, Russia

nuke , (edited )

America

I thought this picture was from Russia?

Just a regular day in Russia, — hundreds of skiers formed a pro-war “Z” symbol on the outskirts of Moscow. source

nuke ,

Not sure what to say, really. I couldn’t think of any jokes for this one unfortunately. The Nazis have returned and this time they’re Russian.

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