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Rottcodd , to fediverse in So why is .ml TLD going back to Mali taking everyone by surprise?

Actually, I think it’s amusingly perfect that the tankies were hyperfocused on conjectural threats posed by capitalists and entirely missed the much more imminent threat posed by a government.

PropaGandalf ,

Very true. I had to laugh when I saw lemmygrad.com

eric5949 ,

Oh they had to change? Do I need to re-defederate them under the new name?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

lemmygrad.com is just a redirect to exploding-heads.com which is just another extremist instance at the other end of the spectrem.

According to this comment, looks like it should be defederated anyhow

eric5949 ,

That comment actually makes it look more to me like nothing needs to be done. If it’s just a redirect there shouldn’t be anything on activitypub for lemmygrad.com, and the Nazi instance was the first one I defederated. At least, that’s how I understand it I could be wrong.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

lemmygrad.com is just a redirect to exploding-heads.com which is just another extremist instance at the other end of the spectrem.

PropaGandalf ,

Yeah. It still made me smile.

SgtSilverLining ,
@SgtSilverLining@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

@ada fyi, the defederation list may need to be updated due to the upcoming instance migrations.

ada ,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks for the heads up. Looks like we’ll be ok for this one from what I can tell

Tygr ,

What is a tankie? First time I’m seeing it today.

mojo ,

Someone who drives tanks to work

Silviecat44 ,

From wikipedia

Tankie is a pejorative label for communists and those who align with Marxism–Leninism ideology. More generally, the term “tankie” has been applied for those who express support for one-party socialist republics that are associated with Marxism–Leninism, whether contemporary or historical.

They usually praise communism and ignore the flaws and horrible practices of things like the U.S.S.R

FiskFisk33 ,

so a bit like holocaust deniers but on the left extreme of the spectrum

gizzle ,

They are the best example of why left unity is bullshit. Tankies are okay with literal fascism as long as it doesn’t involve a western country.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

One comment said far left, the next fascists which is the far right. I’m starting to think people are just saying a term that isn’t being consistently defined.

gizzle ,

Congratulations, you have deduced that the “political compass” is nonsense

HardlightCereal ,

I’m all about left unity. If someone makes excuses for authoritarian governments, they’re not on the left. If they disagree with black lives matter, they’re not on the left. If they’re transphobic, they’re not on the left. We leftists need to stick together and protect the most marginalised members of our community, by kicking fascists and bigots out. That’s what left unity means. Good old paradox of tolerance.

gizzle ,

Just because someone’s beliefs don’t align with yours doesn’t mean they “aren’t on the left”.

Leftism isn’t a catch all for good people.

In fact many anarchists became disillusioned with the idea of “the left”, hence post-leftism.

Sharan ,

That is mighty wrong.

Eufalconimorph ,

Just because it’s authoritarian doesn’t mean it’s fascist. The USSR murdered millions, and was an authoritarian shithole, but that doesn’t mean it was fascist. It was communist. Fascism is terrible, but so are other forms of authoritarianism.

gizzle ,

A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, a capitalist economy subject to stringent governmental controls, violent suppression of the opposition, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism

It’s literally semantics at this point

Eufalconimorph ,

The “a capitalist economy” bit is the very important distinction. Communist states share most or all of the other traits with fascism. But so do Feudal countries with merchantilist economies, modern dictatorships without government-driven economy, and all other strongly authoritarian systems eventually.

Rottcodd , (edited )

A tankie is a communist who at least defends and often advocates for forced submission to their rule, most clearly illustrated when tanks start rolling theough the streets (or more broadly defends the authoritarian regimes that engage in such things). It dates back to the USSR sending in tanks to crush an uprising in Hungary in 1956, and was applied to the UK communists who argued in support of the USSR.

The owners of lemmy.ml are tankies.

Localhorst86 , (edited ) to maliciouscompliance in [REPOST] Military Wife Demands Salute? Never!

So, a small anecdote from me, although from within the German Bundeswehr:

Back when I left school, Germany still had a mandatory 9 month military service (you could refuse military service in exchange for a civil service). The first three months were basic training and fairly strict, in that we had to salute higher ranking personell when we were in uniform. Our group had the luck of getting a private as a substitute group leader, someone who just finished their first 3 months. Since we were technically the same rank, we didn’t have to salute the first three months.

After our three months, everyone was transfered to different barracks, I was transfered to a military airport, specifically a helicopter sqaudron. So when I entered the hangars, I came across the first officer and saluted them, according to military conduct. They saluted back but immediately followed up, asking me to never do that again.

Air force pilots and their crew are almost exclusively officers and up, so when I was in the barracks, I would have to constantly salute, and they would have to salute back, and no one wanted that. So we were told not to salute, a friendly “good morning/day” would be enough.

There was only one person in the entire barracks that we were supposed to salute, and that was the barracks’ commander. Who, at their first visit to our squadron, told our squadron leader beforehand to have us not to salute him, either, so we didn’t.

Tl;dr: In my entire 9 months of military service, I only saluted once and was immediately told to never do that again.

anteaters , (edited )

Haha I experienced a similar rule during my 9 months. Stationed on Hardthöhe in Bonn they, have a severe rank-inflation going on with all the old generals and admirals marching towards retirement. It was only expected to salute any of the inspectors if youver met them.

Funny thing that I got loads of salutes from fresh soldiers transferred there as I was in the navy and thus had yellow stripes which confused many of the similarly ranked guys from the other branches.

coldhotman , (edited ) to futurama in Does this place really have 12k subscribers and no posts in 4 days?
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WarmSoda ,

Nixon head says: (aroooo!)

ChewbaccasClitoris , to showerthoughts in Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time!
@ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz avatar

I went for thought-provoking this time around.

CodaChroma ,
@CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage

…and lust?

thisbenzingring ,

Porque no los dos?

cactusupyourbutt ,

same

southsamurai , to nostupidquestions in Why are stories that take place in another world where everyone is white and Asian are normal, but it's "woke" if they are all black?
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Man the whole theft of “woke” and the subsequent use of it as a form of slur should point to the answer.

Being Woke means that you are aware of systemic inequalities and biases. That’s it. The word originated as a term for that among the black community, specifically about systemic racism.

It did spread among other marginalized groups, because it is such a simple and powerful word for a giant concept. That concept applies to more than just racial issues because systematic bigotry is so fucking ingrained into the social structures of the world. And I mean world, not just “the west”. There are forms of bigotry and inequality everywhere. But it is essentially an English term, and is mostly a US term. The concept behind it is universal.

Yet again, racists and bigots stole something from black people amd turned it against them.

Make no mistake, anyone using the word Woke in a negative sense, as an insult towards something is 100% dog whistling their bigotry. They are absolutely racist, even if only by the appropriation of the word and using it against marginalized groups other than black people.

So, stay woke, people. Systemic bigotry exists, and you can become a target of it.

lordnikon ,

It is effective in that context that’s why it frightens bigots so much and they want to change it from that context.

bizarroland ,

It's just like their previous theft of the term "bleeding heart". A person with the bleeding heart was someone who just cared so fucking much, and so they mocked bleeding heart liberals for caring so much that their hearts just bleeding away, wah wah way.

And used that term to justify the hardness of their own hearts and to somehow imply that it's manly to not have feelings.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Well said.

“Those damn SJW’s” is another.

Oh I’m sorry, you’re against social justice…?

brown567 , to memes in Jeff's magic money machine

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

HappycamperNZ ,

You know it won’t

BOFH666 , to asklemmy in What's Some Tech That Was Better Than It Is Now?

Cars.

  • mechanical, no software bugs
  • physical buttons, no touch screen
  • everything just worked, no need to license the heating of your chair
  • freaking lane assist

You get it…

shapesandstuff ,

Much safer now though. Traffic accidents are much less lethal nowadays (except SUV/Truck vs ped)

geophysicist ,

Yeah but that isn’t because of the LCD touchscreen console and software locked seat heating

SeaJ ,

Lane assist and being able to control shit via voice or steering wheel buttons absolutely has helped with safety though. While lane assist is not going to completely prevent you from serving off the road if you pass out, it will happen much less often. Of course you should not drive while tired but people still do pretty often. Being able to change a radio station or call someone from steering wheel buttons is a hell of a lot safer than fiddling with a radio dial or searching for a CD/cassette to play. A girl in my high school died doing that one.

Seat heating was not really a thing in anything but luxury models until pretty recently.

I do agree about replacing controls with a touchscreen though. Fuck that. That is absolutely less safe than having tactile feedback.

oxjox ,
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

The problem you’ve addressed is that too many people should not be driving or doing what they’re doing while they’re driving. All these safety features are really just ‘I’m too distracted to pay attention to operating a motor vehicle’ features.

There absolutely is some technology that’s been beneficial. But the cat has been let out of the bag and people are losing the choice to safely operate a car on their own.

SeaJ ,

Yeah, it turns out humans be humaning. We are not robots. You have the option to safely operate a car on your own but if you so happen to have an issue where you cannot operate one safely in the moment, the safety features help you out. You can still operate a vehicle with lane assist and not even notice that it is enabled. You also have the ability to turn it off. You can also still operate a vehicle with adaptive cruise control enabled and not even notice it if you are shaky operating the vehicle properly. These features do not prevent people from operating a vehicle safely on their own. They are there because a fuck ton of people cannot and never have been able to. The past driver mortality rate which was higher when these safety features were not an option is clear evidence of that.

Again, if you are indeed a robot and have never had an issue of going over the lines or going above the speed limit or ever checked your rear view mirror at an inopportune time when someone in front of you is slamming on their brakes, you can still operate a vehicle just the same as you would if they were not there. Hell, you can also simply disable them. But those safety features are there for the rest of us that recognize that shit happens.

Now I will certainly agree that many people should not be driving. I believe that you should have a hell of a lot more practice than six months of driver’s education and passing a very simple test once to be able to drive for the rest of your life. I also recognize that driving is a requirement for many people to work. I welcome alternatives to driving but it is not a reality yet. The increase in safety features helps minimize death and injury in the current reality.

oxjox ,
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

operate a vehicle with lane assist and not even notice that it is enabled.

I see this as the problem. We’re becoming more reliant on robots to accomplish basic tasks. If the mode of transportation is fully automated - fine. But that is not the case, yet. It’s still the licensed driver’s responsibility if there’s a crash. You can’t tell a judge your robot made a mistake.

You know how they say Gen Alpha doesn’t know how to turn on a computer or use a file system? It’s like that. We can’t just give the robots full control of our lives. We should know the basics of operating a car, of being aware of our surroundings, of how to instinctively make a split second decision.

I’ll offer a compromise. There should be two (or more) levels of operating licenses. If you want your car to do everything for you, you do not have the same permissions as someone who knows how to fully drive a car. This means you’re unable to rent or borrow a car that requires your full attention. At least this creates some sort of stricter legal ramification when someone who’s been dependent upon driver assist features for a decade and gets behind the wheel of a “dumb” car and kills someone because they don’t know how to merge onto a highway. Frankly, we could benefit from this premise on existing drivers and vehicles today.

shapesandstuff ,

Even the most reliable drivers overlook something, get distracted by something on the road or in the car. These features absolutely help more than they harm.

shapesandstuff ,

Of course not, what makes you think anything i said is even vaguely related to those negative cherry picks?

Is car manufacturing and design not tech?

Do impact detection, brake assist/auto brake, modern lane assist, distance detection etc not add to safety? I could probably rattle on

ephemeral_gibbon ,

Over the past 5 years the monthly road deaths here in aus have been going up, because of the prevalence of those massive cars

shapesandstuff ,

Yeah tbh there would be no harm in banning them. If you need a work truck, those are fine. No person in the world needs an SUV or an oversized pickup truck

Bytemeister ,

I wouldn’t say “no person” but the F150 should not be the most sold vehicle for the last 10 years straight.

We need to shame Pavement Princesses and Suburban Assault Vehicles out of market dominance.

tyreextinguishers.com

shapesandstuff ,

Not sure who would ever need an SUV, especially in an urban env. Most of the common ones have zero off roading capabilities either, so work vehicles are usually specialised.

Thanks for the link though, I’ll forward it :)

FippleStone ,

Those awful american “trucks” do my head in, always a certain type of dickhead driving them too…

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What does a person do if they want that stuff now? Get an old car? Is that the only option?

HouseWolf ,

Yeah pretty much.

Unless you want to build your own car from the ground up, which you can do in most places if it passes safety regulations. But that takes time, money, workspace and knowing what you’re even doing.

oxjox ,
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

I just bought a 2013 Mini Copper. The tech is relatively limited but I have to admit there are some ergonomic issues - specifically with the lights, wipers, and radio controls. I installed a phone holder but I’m almost regretting it. I’m trying to retrain myself to not rely on gps for everything. Like, I shouldn’t need gps to tell me how to get to my mom’s house where I’ve driven to hundreds of times.

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

2014 Honda civic here. Thats basically the last era. 10 years from now buying a car will be tough

coffinwood ,

I have a car with a touch screen and some few physical buttons and it just works. Here, I proved you wrong.

stoy ,

Meanwhile, I have a car with a big touchscreen, and few physical buttons and it clearly doesn’t work.

Here, with the exact same ammount of evidence you presented I proved you wrong!


Back in Not-idiot land however, we know that neither one of us have proved anything, we are both presenting claims, with zero verifiable facts, which at best should be treated as unverified antecdotes.

wuphysics87 OP ,

There was a post asking how you can tell if someone was from gen z a while ago. Nailed it

coffinwood ,

that’s the point I was making: anectdotal evidence is not evidence, it’s opinion. have a nice day.

brlemworld ,

Not sure why you are getting down voted. I have a Tesla and agree. Now if you had that piece of shit Toyota EV (bzssrt?) then maybe I would agree with OP.

coffinwood ,

What I wanted to say is that a car’s quality doesn’t solely depend on if it’s got touch or physical controls but on **how ** good or bad they’re done. OP overly generalised that.

cm0002 ,

mechanical, no software bugs

This is a matter of perspective and shifting skill set demographics

From the perspective and skill sets of a old school mechanic/gear head who classically never really liked “tech stuff” yes that’s a problem.

From the perspective and skill sets of, say someone like me who’s really into the “tech stuff”, but old school mechanical cars were never interesting are excited about some of the tech in cars, bugs be damned.

You might have gotten excited to figure out and fix what that “Weird knocking” was mechanically where as I would have just thrown my hands up and gone “Fuck. Now I gotta take it to the mechanic”.

Now the roles are reversed, now you might be pissed to see the car show “ERROR CODE 73997” whereas I am more likely to have fun diagnosing it “the tech way”. Plugging in my laptop, delving through logs etc. in the end I might still need to take it to a mechanic when the fix is something ultimately mechanical, but I sure as hell would have had a lot more fun with it and maybe even a little security against scrupulous mechanics.

Tl;Dr The car heads time is over, the time for the nerds to take over cars has come!

The rest, subscription seats, being locked out of manuals and diagnostic tools by the manufacturer etc are a whole different thing and can fuck ALLL the way off

ironhydroxide ,

The bigger problem is, being ALLOWED to plug in your laptop and delve through the logs.

The right to repair has died with manufacturers following in Tesla footsteps, who is following the guidebook from apple.

shalafi ,

See my post. They can hardly fuck up the standard OBDII interface without huge repercussions for the industry.

ironhydroxide ,

They definitely can. The Chevy volt complies to the standard, but anything outside (ie to do with the battery diagnostics, or electric propulsion system) is behind a completely different protocol where most normal readers won’t read.

Considering how every company is trying to paywall everything, I don’t doubt they’ll continue to push the “limit” further and further from any standard.

BearOfaTime ,

Yea, this has been an issue for 20 years, at least.

Manufacturers make it difficult as possible to retrieve any more than basic codes.

It’s the constant cat-and-mouse game, and why I bought a very expensive code reader 15 years ago.

Captainvaqina ,

My friend, look up dodges asinine “security” gateway.

In some models you have to strip the dash to remove the entire head unit to get to the two extra plugs, not to mention having to have a compatible scan tool - $$$$

Donjuanme ,

Man people on the Internet need to not engage with cars as much, they’re clearly ignorant about them and have single instance counterpoints that clearly negate the fact you’ve put out there.

I swear by my OBD2 readouts, and my friends think I’m a wizard with a thousand dollar tool, rather than a dingus with a dongle, when I tell them what’s wrong with their vehicles.

I can’t believe you’re being dumped on for having a fact about the industry

shalafi ,

For anyone like OP here, get a BT device that plugs in the computer. Then get the Android app, free but worth paying for if you want more bells and whistles. I had a hacked version but was so pleased I bought it to always have on future phones.

You can see and lookup engine codes, see what’s wrong with your car. It kind of a trip what all it does. I’m not gearhead, but when the car acts up, I can get a clue. Also clears annoying gremlin lights.

For $6 I consider it a “must have”. While you’re at it, get an air pump that plugs in the cigarette lighter. Saved me tons of hassle.

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

OBDII only gives you access to metrics the manufacturer decides you are allowed to access. That’s a far cry from having control of your device.

lemming741 ,

A challenger arises!

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oxjox ,
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

The original Volkswagen Beetle was specifically designed for literally anyone to work on it.

While cars have had computers in them since the 1970s, they were still easily diagnosed by almost anyone with a basic education (most people took a basic automotive class in high school). If you could fix a lawnmower, you could fix a car.

Now cars are just rolling computers. Mr. Nerd, how often do you upgrade your computer? And how long do you anticipate Teslas remaining on the road? Aren’t they all doomed to the scrap yard in 10-15 years?

You can still work on older cars. They may be less safe, they may cause more pollution. But in the context you’re arguing, I can’t say you’ve presented a compelling case.

Moreover, consumer demand for distraction has driven (so to speak) the popularity of cars and other gadgets to do the thinking for us. A brief example is how often my Uber driver takes a wrong turn into another state because he’s unfamiliar with the city and relying on his phone. A taxi driver would never make that mistake because they’re knowledgeable and able to think for themselves.

I’ll pick a dumb device 9 times out of 10.

cm0002 , (edited )

Mr. Nerd, how often do you upgrade your computer?

Depends, systems that I routinely push enough computational demand through? every couple years (Or at least some part it if applicable) is about average.

The laptop I keep in my room for light research/gaming/general computing/remoting into other systems? When it breaks.

Phones? Whenever I see something compelling enough, every year for awhile until I was on the OnePlus 8T for 3 years before the Pixel Fold dropped

And how long do you anticipate Teslas remaining on the road? Aren’t they all doomed to the scrap yard in 10-15 years?

Yes, but it has nothing to do with the on board computers and everything to do with Tesla’s shit quality in general

I could just as easily drudge up old ICE “minimal computers” cars that only lasted “10-15 years” because of similar issues

You can still work on older cars. They may be less safe, they may cause more pollution. But in the context you’re arguing, I can’t say you’ve presented a compelling case.

Thanks to better higher precision machining tech and the “computers” working together to significantly decrease wear & tear, newer cars can regularly exceed 200k miles as long as it makes it past the first few years and decently maintained. The older cars you see lasting today are the rare exception, not the rule. Many many of a models “brethren” died LONG ago, well short of 200k miles.

They also cost more long term to, in both fuel economy (The “computers” have far greater control over the engine and associated parts, to more easily achieve better fuel efficiency) and repair costs (In both your time spent repairing (your time is valuable to ya know) and in parts) because they are also far more prone to regularly breaking down.

Moreover, consumer demand for distraction has driven (so to speak) the popularity of cars and other gadgets to do the thinking for us. A brief example is how often my Uber driver takes a wrong turn into another state because he’s unfamiliar with the city and relying on his phone. A taxi driver would never make that mistake because they’re knowledgeable and able to think for themselves.

That’s an entirely different problem to the discussion, but also a classic “That new fangled gizmo, kids these days don’t learn the REAL ways!!!”

I’ll pick a dumb device 9 times out of 10.

That’s fine, car computerization (as far as engine/motor/transmission control go; infotainment systems and subscription heated seats are a whole different problem) is here to stay, the young car heads/mechanics coming up behind you are learning the newer ways regardless. There are fewer and fewer of this stuck in the past mindset every year and every year these older cars get harder and harder to find as they die.

jmf ,

Until some open standards are made for car computerization, it will continue to be used as a tool to keep you as a consumer dependent on the company’s good will and certified technicians. It is so much easier to lock a silly little consumer out of a digital system with closed source and obfuscation than a mechanical one, if both systems have a way to be serviced. When this status quo changes, I will finally give up my old 20+ year old cars. As of now, they are reliable as long as I keep up with their routine maintenance, and they dont track me, monitor me, or lock me out when i need to get something changed or modified. - gen Z system admin

cm0002 ,

Yea but where’s the fun in that? Part of the fun is worming your way through those (Usually laughable) security measures and hacking through. When the white paper came out about the Jeep Uconnect vulnerabilities I used that to eventually take near total control.

I even have the patched firmware on the canbus interface chip in the infotainment system that Chrysler was so kind as to wire it into all sorts of stuff and give it privileges it didn’t need lol (That’s what those articles were talking about when the researchers were able to get the brakes to stop working)

Right to repair legislation is also alive and well, state after state are passing them, even Apple themselves has been having to soften their stance over the years

BOFH666 ,
Drusas ,

Cars are one of the first thing I would use as an example of something that's gotten better. Heated seats, heated steering wheels, better safety ratings, better comfort, power windows, power steering, ABS, backup cameras, adaptive cruise control....

Jarix ,

Uh cars now have subscription services for various features. You dont just get whats in the car when you buy it second hand, you still have to pay to use those features.

Repair costs are stupdily expensive in comparison, and require significant diagnostic tools to do simple things because everything in your car has a sensor in it.

And cars are now spying on you to your insurance company because you dont actually get to decide if they are allowed to use your data or not

Sure cars have a lot more features, but they used to just work

Drusas ,

Oh, I agree with your complaints. But that doesn't change that cars offer a much more comfortable and convenient experience today than they did in my youth.

Jarix ,

Reread what i wrote and thought about it today.

What message im hoping to say is its all downhill from here. Autopilot and AI will be crammed into every piece of tech imaginable and car manufacturers tech has always been trash, I dont know what its going to look like at the bottom but weve gone over the cliff already and we wont know what its gonna look like in 15 years, but we will dream of what we have today.

Ill bet you 1 dollar im not wrong

Drusas ,

I still think you're probably right.

chunkystyles ,

A lot of the modern tech is really good, though.

Cars are way more reliable than they were. They get way better gas mileage. They have a shitload more power (this is actually a con due to how everyone else drives these days). They’re way safer in both accidents and just general driving with traction control and lane departure warnings.

So it’s a real mixed bag. But I’d rather have the cars of today.

pumpkinseedoil ,

The only thing that used to be better was more physical buttons. And it looks like the EU will be pushing for that to return (requiring more physical buttons for the highest security rating).

Drusas ,

I also prefer the old style heat/AC bar over the modern style where you set a temperature number. What's the point of setting a temperature number when the car doesn't actually maintain or output that particular temperature? For example, if it's 70° out and I set my temperature control to 70°, it might blast cold air at me or hot air. It's a crapshoot. The old style bar, you just set how warm or cool the air was that's coming out of the vents and it didn't change based on external temperature. So much simpler.

But yeah, non-physical buttons are both inconvenient and hazardous.

neidu2 ,

This is why I’m still driving my 1996 Volvo 940. I can fix most things on it myself (and I’m not even mechanically inclined), and it doesn’t have a boot time.

jmf ,

90s Volvos are great! S70 over here.

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

And also:

  • No exhaust filters
  • Leaded fuel
  • No crash safety because rigid frames
  • Wat is errbeck?

Yeah no sorry, as shitty as the software side of cars has become, the hardware is much advanced. And overall cars have become much better, though the recent trend towards SUVs gas removed a lot of those gains as we needlessly buy pricier and less safe cars that use more energy. 🤷 But that’s on us consumers, tons of non-SUVs to buy, we’re just not buying them.

SlopppyEngineer , to programmer_humor in How programmers comment their code

Best comment ever was “It used to work like this but person at client demanded it work like that on this date” when the client complained it shouldn’t work like that.

0x0 ,

The best comments are “why” comments, the runner up is “how” comments if high-level enough, and maybe just don’t write “what” comments at all because everyone reading your code knows how to read code.

conciselyverbose ,

That’s basically what comments are most useful for. When you’re doing something that’s not obvious, and want to make sure the “why” doesn’t get lost to time.

kubica ,

// I'm not really that dumb, there is a reason.

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

// narrator: the reason was management

NotMyOldRedditName ,

<span style="color:#323232;">// I told them I'd do this but only if they gave me time next sprint to fix it  - 12-03-1997
</span>
MostlyBlindGamer ,
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

[flashbacks to the backlog being wiped out because “the client already signed off on the release”]

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I spent a year making my company’s iOS apps accessible (meaning usable for the blind and people with vision disabilities). I had to do a lot of weird shit either because of bugs in Apple’s VoiceOver technology or because of the strange way in which our code base was broken up into modules (some of which I did not have access to) and I would always put in comments explaining why I was doing what I was doing. The guy doing code review and merges would always just remove my comments (without any other changes) because he felt that not only were comments unnecessary but also they were a “code smell” indicating professional incompetence. I feel sorry for whoever had to deal with that stuff at a later point.

sukhmel ,

Well, this is shitty

I hope the reviewer did not also squash commits, and the next programmer would be able to at least dig what was there.

Doing changes after some rockstar dev implemented some really complex service, but left no clues as to what does what is so frustrating, and I can never be sure that I don’t break anything in a different place completely

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I meant to say commits and not merges, and yes he removed the comments before committing. It made no difference in long run because every new release broke all the accessibility stuff anyway. It’s amazing how little developers can be made to care about blind people - almost as little as managers. The only reason my company cared at all was they were facing million-dollar-a-month fines from the FCC.

recursive_recursion ,

this seems like a great idea as it provides proof in writing just in case the stakeholder complains later on about the thing you implemented at their request

jaybone ,

That’s actually the perfect comment, because if anyone ever comes back to fuck with you about it, it’s explained right there. Then you turn it right back around on management and watch them run around like chickens with their heads cut off.

sukhmel ,

Out management used to tell us, that even if head of department had committed to doing something some way, there’s no way or need to hold them accountable. It’s just that situation has changed, and nobody should bat an eye.

To be fair, they also did not pressure us much for the missed deadlines or missing features, because it was indeed the result of the situation described in the first paragraph

tiredofsametab ,

I was porting our old code from PHP to Go at a previous company. I laughed as I copied my then-six-year-old comment "I'm promised by xxxxx that this is a temporary measure <link to slack convo>".

communism , to asklemmy in On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?
@communism@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t think there is a “dead giveaway”. Plenty of kids can pass as adults online and plenty of adults seem like kids online. And sometimes with stuff like word usage/grammar/etc you can’t tell if it’s a child or someone who doesn’t speak English very well or maybe an English-speaking adult who happens to type like that. There’s a lot of different people in the world.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah seriously, every time someone makes a generalization online “that subreddit is all 12 year olds anyway”, “r/teenagers is mainly grown me”, it really bothers me because no, you’re just overconfident in estimating people’s ages from text

D1G1T4l_B4TH ,

frfr m8

MaggiWuerze ,
@MaggiWuerze@feddit.org avatar

No cap

frostysauce ,

Bet.

Badabinski ,

I imagine that part of it comes down to motivation. I pretended to be an adult on a special-interest forum when I was twelve years old because I needed an escape from my miserable existence. At that time, I had no control over my life and every morning I woke up meant I had a new chance for traumatic shit to happen. I desperately needed to be someone else, so I took my time, researched shit, and avoided any conversation where I might be outed. I'm sure I didn't fool everyone, but I got some shocked responses when I went back as an adult and owned up to it.

Kids doing it for the authority boost or just as a childish fancy will be easier to spot. Kids doing it as a coping mechanism for their horrible lives will probably blend in a lot better.

Guy_Fieris_Hair , (edited )

I have found the gen xers are the WORST at texting and writing in general. At least the ones I know.

Freefall ,

I would die without autocorrect. I grew up with “mom, how do I spell (word)” and getting “sound it out”, witch werks grate in Inglish…

frostysauce ,

I grew up getting “Look it up!” and I still can’t spell for shit.

Freefall ,

I HATED that one…look it up in the Dictionary…sure ok, let me look up a word I can’t spell …ffs!

MutilationWave ,

Ever watch a kid who grew up after smartphones try to type?

Freefall ,

I can’t get over ironically using stupid lingo, without being good at presenting it as ironic use…so I often seem like a child. I am certainly bad at forming sentences that are not stream of thought (with weird punctuation like parentheses containing clarification…like this…and overused ellipsis…)

Linssiili , (edited )

It’s interesting to meet someone else who also struggles with an overuse of parentheses and ellipses (I didn’t know what they were called, thanks for that!).

This is a complete shot in the dark, but do you also happen to be on the spectrum? (I have nothing to base this on expect my theory that overclarification could be more common among neurodivergent people)

Edit: ellipsis -> ellipses

Freefall ,

I don’t present as on the spectrum, but I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was a kid. I haven’t suffered from it much as an adult. I have heard that the parenthetical over clarification and typing as your thoughts would flow naturally is a sign of Autism in particular. I can control it when I focus, but if I am ranting it comes out in force.

MutilationWave ,

Add to your knowledge- they are ellipses. A single … is an ellipsis. Many words that end in “is” are pluralized as “es”

This is pronounced like iss versus eeze.

abfarid , to science_memes in Science is more like a conversation.
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Scientific method is the best tool we have to achieve “pure objectivity and truth”, but it’s not perfect. The primary point of failure being application of it by extremely subjective creatures.

shneancy ,

I know right? It baffles me how transphobes use “science” to be transphobic, like Sir/Ma’am, where in the chromosomes is it written “woman” or “man” or any of the stereotypes attached to those words. We made that shit up, we looked at what was there and then added meaning to it that wasn’t there. We interpreted the data according to our current age’s biases. Sure those wiggly things usually determine the parts you’re born with, but where in those parts is it written that women are soft and belong in the kitchen?

If you were to do some unethical science you can even add/block hormones that go into the fetus during its development for it to develop bits that it wouldn’t normally. Hell, you can do that well after birth and new features will develop because human bodies are rather “customisable”

sorry rant over, I don’t often get to talk about this from this perspective because getting into the intricacies of subjectivity of science in regards to how human beings and our languages are flawed is a bit too advanced for the average bigot

Tattorack ,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

Very ironic comment.

shneancy ,

how so?

edit: if you mean the “Sir/Ma’am” bit I belive it is a valid assumption to make that a transphobe wouldn’t consider other options lmao

Tattorack ,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

Ironic and presumptuous.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

A person’s sex is science, but their gender is a social construct. I sometimes wonder if trans people would even be a thing if there were no socially defined gender roles (or assumed gendered language) and people could just be who they are. I suspect there would not be as there wouldn’t be anything to be “trans” from.

TranscendentalEmpire ,

A person’s sex is science, but their gender is a social construct.

Even sex is not the black and white dichotomy most people make it out to be. The way we define and dictate someone’s sex isn’t reproducible for everyone. The intersex population is larger than what most people assume, and can vary in ways that defy the way we normally evaluate sex. It can range from someone having different chromosomal pairings, to having a varied arrangement of secondary sexual organs.

Anyone saying that someone’s sex is scientifically dependent on “x” is either ignorant, or academically dishonest.

yetiftw ,

arguably science itself has been constructed in a social context ie a social construct

TranscendentalEmpire ,

It is definitely limited by the cultural understanding of linguistical norms. Because the language we utilize in the methodology predates it, the language itself can limit most people’s conceptual understanding of whatever topic you are utilizing the methodology on.

Accurate communication is hard.

yetiftw ,

thank you leto ii

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Trans people would still be a thing without socially defined gender roles. Even without gender, my sex was still wrong - my brain still told me, in times like trying to get comfortable to fall asleep, that my boobs weren’t supposed to be there.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Mm, that’s a good point - being uncomfortable in your own skin isn’t a problem that would go away.

frezik ,

Or if you want a shorter version, “circle the part of the chromosome where it says men hold the door open for women”. There are obviously differences between what’s written in genes and the billion little social rules surrounding gender. It makes sense to have different terms to differentiate biology from social rules, and “sex” and “gender” can do that just fine.

SuddenDownpour ,

Even if we were beings of implacable logic, there would also be the issue that we aren’t omniscient. We are never going to reach the full truth of everything because we aren’t going to be able to gather all the data.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

We can’t be sure of that. Maybe we will constantly be approaching the truth and never reach it. Or maybe we will just figure out every rule governing the quantum physics and extrapolate all the macro physics. Who knows.
Maybe there are meta physics responsible for creating our physics. Like, laws governing the creation of universes with different physics in each of them. Maybe it’s meta physics all the way down…

SuddenDownpour ,

The general laws of physics, sure, I have no solid reason to think they’ll be forever out of reach (only doubt), but in order to determine if there was intelligent life (even moreso civilizations) in galaxies that have already stranded away from our field of vision, we would need to have immense luck for physics to allow us to cheat the limits we know about today.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Again, we can’t even begin to speculate on what we’ll know in 1000 or 10,000 years because it’s so far beyond our current understanding. Practical time travel might be discovered. Or maybe we’ll learn how to extrapolate the path of any number of particles all the way back to the Big Bang and effectively learn all of the past.

mutant_zz ,

Extremely subjective creatures, many of which believe they’re always right (including many “scientists”).

But yeah, you’re right, the reality is somewhere between the two extremes of the meme. Although we might also want to have a conversation about what “pure objectivity and truth” means.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

We like putting things into boxes. It simplifies things. It’s easier to put things into objective boxes in math and physics, but the further from those you get, more subjective these boxes become. Biology is almost entirely subjective, we just draw a line in the sand where it suits our needs (at the time) the best.

mutant_zz ,

Absolutely, and a big part of being a good scientist is acknowledging that subjectivity (and well as the degree of uncertainty in all our knowledge). In social science, subjectivity is baked in… there’s no way to avoid it, no matter how hard you try.

That’s not to say subjectivity means science can’t do anything useful in these areas. Most of the problems with subjectivity come from pretending something is objective when it’s not.

daniskarma , to showerthoughts in With the recent issues of transgender people in sports, why don’t we move some sports over to a weight-class system?

Hot take: Sports are not that important, and it’s not the end of the world if someone in the other team is “physically better” than you.

Sports should be just played for fun and for making exercise, not as a profession. And the whole sports industry should be taken down all together. Make all sports amateur and just for the fun of it and suddenly it really doesn’t mather who is on your team or in the other team.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

But how will all those people survive with out their million dollar salaries???

Two2Tango ,

Not to mention how many sports betting sites will go out of business 😱💸

tempest ,

Were they not taking bets on college games?

Two2Tango ,

College betting is the wild wild west

Welt ,

Man when I was hooked on online betting I made an immense wager on the outcome of a soccer game I wasn’t even able to watch. It was Omsk vs Tomsk, and I think I won it despite knowing nothing about soccer. Of course I was deeply in the red once I stopped such irresponsible behaviour

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I think the harder question is how advertisers will convince underdeveloped schlubs that they call ball with Micheal Jordan if they just wear the right kind of shoes.

Welt ,

You mean like Oscar Pistorius shoes? I think it would be really creative and extremely entertaining to watch. Better than this shit they’re blasting out to a disengaged populace these days

kilgore_trout ,

You are crazy if you believe all olympics athletes are millionaires.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

That I don’t. But look up wages for the American football and basketball players and coaches.

zbyte64 ,

Unpaid college athletes have entered that chat

helpImTrappedOnline ,

The salary of their coaches alone could probably pay the whole team a decent wage.

kilgore_trout ,

What convinces you of that?

vierbl00m ,

Most sport is played by amateurs and for fun. It is still no fun to play against someone who is way stronger/weaker than you, of course!

_haha_oh_wow_ , to nostupidquestions in Is it just me or do Lemmy communities tend to skew left wing? Why might this be?
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar
  1. Probably the open source nature of Lemmy but also…
  2. Are you an American? Based on US politics, much of the world would be “left wing” when much of it is really largely just moderates. Politics have been pushed so far to the right in the US that most politicians range from far right to moderate right, democrats included. Despite all the noise far right people are making about “the left”, there’s almost no far left representation in US government at all. Many of the people they’re talking about are just moderates and fellow conservatives that aren’t right wing enough in their view.
LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in It has already been removed again

Hey you guys I just had an amazing thought, wouldn’t it be amazing if he just sort of accidentally dropped dead of natural causes or whatever so we could be relieved of all this nonsense? And Biden too…

seriously, imagine what a huge relief that would be.

of course politics would just replace them with some other yahoos up there but can we just move on already…

Zidane ,

I’d rather have genocide joe over kamala tbh

MindTraveller ,

Genocide Joe? He’s been dead since 1953.

Zidane ,

Huh

SynopsisTantilize ,

Stalin

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

He was talking about Genocide Joseph not Genocide Jozef.

SynopsisTantilize ,

So many joes to pick from :{|>

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Jozef

I think it’s actually Iosif. His name is spelled as Иосиф in Cyrillic.

и = i

o = o

c = s

ф = f

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

There is relief right now if you don’t follow politics. :)

Since you do, I guess you enjoy reading about the worst of humanity.

Scubus ,

I mean not reading about it doesn’t make it go away. Advising people to ignore politics that directly effect your life is… not a great strategy.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I disagree actually. It affects your life but you can’t do anything about it. What the politicians say is just hot air anyway. It’s pointless to get emotionally involved and manipulated by their statements. Even bad for you.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I absolutely do NOT follow politics, but am addicted to reddit & Lemmy in my downtime when I’m not doing yoga or massaging people or sleeping and it’s pretty impossible to avoid getting hit in the head with posts mentioning political figures every time we leisurely browse Lemmy.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I don’t see them usually. I’m not subscribed :)

SitD ,

it’s exactly as you say, but i think moving on and on with worse and worse options is not gonna be better than the current iteration. and no one’s gonna fix the social divide or the voting system. i recommend just stopping to vote and stopping to watch news. the losers have already won, why are we still playing

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Local elections are still significant and will have impact on your area. These are the people allocate funds in your city - could be the difference in roads getting fixed or yet another pet project no one asked for.

acetanilide ,

What really sucks is my local politicians are very outwardly partisan, even though the positions are supposed to be nonpartisan. The surprising thing is that there are more liberalish residents than I expected. Unfortunately it’s just not enough to change what we get.

MonkeMischief ,

or yet another pet project no one asked for.

Here’s a fun one. The entire city is just being treated as one big pump-and-dump stonk for predatory real estate investors at this point anyway.

lasvegasweekly.com/…/las-vegas-spaceport-seeks-to…

Honytawk ,

Same with Pootin and Netanyahu.

The world would be soo much more chill

Empricorn ,

Heh. “Pootin”…

explodicle ,

Aging 2024

Draedron ,

Its why I really wish I had a death note. So many names to put into to make the world a bit better

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

First order of business: Googling the name and picture of every Republican member of the House, the Senate, and the SCOTUS.

daltotron ,

You know I do kinda wonder what effect that would have culturally, especially if that became a kind of trend or mainstay. Like, obviously a big investigation would take place as to the cause of death. Doubt they would come up with anything, but obviously, huge scandal. After that, do the successors keep getting killed since they’d probably be the same or worse, or what happens? What would happen in response to that? Would they rename the party, launch further investigations, would they attempt to dissolve the party? Would they attempt to believe in different ideals out of a kind of fear or natural selection, or what? Would they all just devolve into extremely conspiratorial thought as they desperately tried to ward it off?

I mean, if they figured it out, then they might even just start putting them out under aliases or fake names or something.

BigBenis ,

What happens when the government figures out who is in possession of the death note and arrests them/confiscates the death note? I don’t know what’s scarier, some rogue nobody with the death note or the United States Government.

daltotron ,

I mean the government pretty much already has a death note, of a kind. If you’re not Gary Webb, then they could always just slip some shit in your water main or whatever, or otherwise just kinda kill you however they want. So it’s not all that useful for them to have, other than being cheaper and maybe making some political assassinations much easier.

ILikeBoobies ,

His followers would call it a political hit and cause an even bigger ruckus as he’s remembered as a martyr

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

why would anyone care what his followers call it?

ILikeBoobies , (edited )

Theyre the ones that have to live with it

suction ,

lol Biden?? What did he do to you?

Delusional ,

Absolutely nothing but at least we can get some non geriatric presidential nominee.

IzzyJ ,
@IzzyJ@lemmy.world avatar

After Trump dies

FireRetardant , to showerthoughts in AI nowaday is like Bluetooth 20 years ago: they put it everywhere where it's almost never useful

Or even like modern wifi. I saw a vacuum with wifi capabilities. Do I really need to check my vacuum battery level from my phone?

vodkasolution OP ,

I saw a Bluetooth toothbrush that send reports to your phone on how good you brushed your teeth, like wtf?!

HowlsSophie ,

EXACTLY! Hubby has one of those, that function got old pretty quickly.

mrfriki ,

It also send reports to they corporate overlords. Most probably anyway.

Atemu ,
@Atemu@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh I’m sure your health insurance would love to know the condition of your teeth to increase your rates.

brbposting ,

Missed cleaning routine detected January 5, 2024: claim denied

variants ,

My home assistant picked up my toothbrush, forgot it had that feature*

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

TBH I use that to make sure my kids brush their teeth before the electronics get Internet in the morning.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Your internet is solar powered?

brbposting ,

Or to make sure they learn hacking skills. Win or win!

AA5B ,

It does seem silly to me as well, but is it really any different from people who want personal data for their sleep habits or exercise habits?

aeronmelon ,

If you don’t pay your monthly vacuum fee, Hoover will turn it off remotely.

FireRetardant ,

Unlock more power for an extra $4.99/month*

*warranty period reduced by 1 week per use of MaxPower mode

brbposting ,

Hahaha

There’s a real life example of this somewhere right?

fubbernuckin ,

Time to wrap my vacuum in tin foil

ours ,

Saw a “smart” steam ironing board.

vodkasolution OP ,

I’ll call it smart when it will iron my shirts!

ours ,

There are a few that do that but feel gimmicky. It looks like the upper half of a dummy and throws vapor to wrinkle out the shirt.

Yes, I’ve considered it in the past.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Those things have been around forever and work very well. For domestic use it’s probably only worth it if you have a lot of shirts.

toofpic ,

Well, this is something that I actually used. I have a robo vacuum. I was preparing my home for some guests once, when I saw that the vacuum wasn’t charged fully (because it was mispositioned on its base). I put it to the right spot, let it charge for half an hour, started it and left to buy groceries.
At the store, I checked the app where I have my apartment mapped by the vacuum that shows its route and cleaning progress. And I saw that with the current charge, it will have to go back, charge and continue. So I set it from “max” power to “normal”, to let it at least finish the job.
It is a cool and useful thing

FireRetardant ,

This was not an automated model of vacuum. Connection features for automated models makes sense.

toofpic ,

Ah, ok, then yes. If it’s just an indicator on the vacuum against “indicator in an app + register + give us all your data+ “buy vacuum 2.0” notifications”, then fuck them

mdurell ,

Adding Bluetooth to a vacuum cleaner does make it suck more.

AA5B ,

Yes? Maybe the battery was left uncharged, or used up, so you’re waiting to do more cleaning. Why shouldn’t you be able to check?

I have an automation in my Home Assistant setup to notify me when batteries need to be replaced or charged. Currently it’s only for the smart devices in that deployment, but yes. I want my home automation to keep track of all batteries, so I can see status at a glance and be reminded if one needs attention

FireRetardant ,

Or i could just plug my vacuum in when I’m done with it.

handygaber , to piracy in Would you teach your kids how to pirate?

Teaching how to do it safely might save their ass. And your own if they pirate at home.

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