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fratermus , to asklemmy in Have you ever created your own job perks?
@fratermus@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Have you ever created your own job perks?

No, but I had a small company and asked the worker bees to define their own perks.

There were four employees. Three of them played paintball together and wanted paintballs. So I brought a case of their favorite balls into the office before their outings. The fourth guy wanted to have baby carrots to snack on. He ate ~3 lbs a week. Dude would code for hours as long as he was crunching carrots.

I couldn’t have guessed what any of them wanted but they were absolutely cranked by getting it. This was a huge lesson for me: ask people what they want.

luthis OP ,

That’s an excellent idea!

Agent641 ,

I want to go back to bed, boss.

Qwaffle_waffle ,
018118055 , to asklemmy in What are some commonly known facts that are too bizarre for you to believe to be true?

Calcium is a metal. We have metal bones.

lemann ,

Oh my… I refuse to accept this as reality

We’re all organically powered metal meat machines? 😭

wahming ,

The meat is suffused with more metal throughout it

d3Xt3r ,
Turun ,

In the same sense that we contain a massive volume of gas, because there is a lot of hydrogen in our bodies. Yes, hydrogen is a gas, and yes, there is a lot of it on our body. But it’s bound, so it doesn’t count.

It would be more accurate to call it stone than metal, because the calcium in our bones is also bound to other elements, which means it does not exhibit its usual metal characteristics.

mitchell ,
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/GggK9SjJpuQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

gonzo0815 ,

By the sound mine make I would have thought free jazz.

Urist , (edited )
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

From Wikipedia on bones:

Bone matrix is 90 to 95% composed of elastic collagen fibers, also known as ossein,[5] and the remainder is ground substance.[6] The elasticity of collagen improves fracture resistance.[7] The matrix is hardened by the binding of inorganic mineral salt, calcium phosphate, in a chemical arrangement known as bone mineral, a form of calcium apatite.[9]

So the statement is a bit faulty, not only because of the relative low amount of calcium in our bones, but also because it appears as a mineral. We distinguish between salts and metals because of their chemical properties being quite different (solubility, reflectiveness, electrical conductivity, maleability and so on).

Edit: I do realize the point of the comment was not to be entirely factual, so if I am allowed as well I would say science is pretty metal.

018118055 ,

Thanks for the reality injection!

The statement was glib but even the partial truth of it made me wonder when I first learned it.

Adalast ,

We also distinguish between metals and non-metals by field of study. Ask an astronomer which elements are metals sometime.

Urist ,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

How so? I thought they were mostly determined by their positions in the table of periodic elements.

Adalast ,

Lol, they are. In astronomy anything heavier than Helium. is considered a metal.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallicity

Urist ,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Well TIL. It makes sense that from an astronomical perspective the use of metal as a qualitative distinction of material properties makes less sense than as a distinction of mass.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

They sure don’t feel metal.

blackbrook ,

Nigel?

evatronic , to asklemmy in What are some commonly known facts that are too bizarre for you to believe to be true?

The sun could’ve gone nova 8 minutes ago and we wouldn’t know for another 20 seconds or so.

swab148 ,
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Well, we’d know by now

whileloop ,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

37 minutes later…still here.

PlutoniumAcid ,
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Any moment now! Hopefully…

zirzedolta OP ,

Interesting fact: the sun becomes 1 million tons lighter every second.

hstde ,

Diet specialists hate this trick.

abbotsbury ,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

It’s simply burning calories.

OceanSoap ,

Lighter or brighter?

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

EvilHankVenture ,

The ton is not a unit of brightness

Turun ,

You sure? The wacky system of units has a lot of different meanings for the word ton. Among others, it is a measure of power.

GarbageShoot ,

Is brightness ever measured in tons?

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

The Sun is not a big enough star to ever go nova. Neither are any of our close neighbors. We’re pretty safe from that kind of disaster.

Earth is just gonna slowly cook to a cinder and probably get swallowed when the Sun starts expanding in a couple billion years.

evatronic ,

Fine! Geez.

Space aliens could teleport in next to sun, fling a bunch of Star Trek red matter at it like Spock did to the Romulan star, destabilize the star, and cause a, I think it was a black hole? where the star was. And we wouldn’t know for 8-ish minutes.

Moghul ,

I might be misremembering but I believe our sun can’t go nova, it’s too small. It will, however, expand and swallow the Earth towards the end of its life.

ComradePorkRoll ,

When exactly would that be? I gotta add it to my calendar.

Moghul ,

Don’t worry, your calendar doesn’t go that far

ozebb , to asklemmy in Is there a collection of all human knowledge ever created ?

Yes!

libraryofbabel.info/About.html

But there’s a catch.

funnystuff97 ,
Zahille7 ,

You son of a bitch

GrabtharsHammer ,

Such an insightful commentary on the importance of the social contract and the irreplacibility of the individual. The only way forward is to share our personal experiences and strive for understanding. Once we know each other’s value, we will never surrender our common bonds, disappoint one another, go behind each other’s backs, nor do each other harm.

CanadaPlus ,

I feel like you’re stretching the definition of “knowledge” a bit there.

ozebb ,

Maybe so — I think that’s kind of the fun of it though 🙂

Inductor , to asklemmy in What was the worst bastardization of a classic book into a movie?

Not a classic book, but Artemis Fowl. Disney managed to confuse fans of the books and newcomers to the series alike by adding a McGuffin that was unnecessary, bringing the antagonist from the second book into the movie on the first book, and mangling the relations between the two main protagonists beyond recognition.

Pantherina ,

Somewhere deep down I think I remember that book as great, the movie has to be horrible

ironeagl ,

Butler… is the comic relief.

recursive_recursion ,
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

oh god I remember this nightmare

herrvogel ,

Artemis Fowl was just bad, not just a bad adaptation. It was an incoherent mess. Felt like they left way too much on the cutting room floor for the finished product to make sense.

Rakn ,

I’ve been told that Artemis Fowl in the books is actually a nice and smart person. In the movie he comes across as an arrogant dick for a larger part.

Izzy , to nostupidquestions in Would the internet be significantly faster if there wasn't so much farming of metadata / cookies?
@Izzy@lemmy.world avatar

Web pages of today have so much added on nonsense. It’s not necessarily data farming, but also the frameworks used to develop the website themselves. Modern websites are basically entire software running in the browser even when it is used to run a simple seemingly static page. The purpose of these frameworks is to make complex things more simple for developers to make, but then people end up using them in situations that might not call for it. I think there is a general belief that since computers keep getting more powerful that it is fine to keep making software bigger and less efficient.

ayaya ,
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Reminds me of one of my favorite websites: motherfuckingwebsite.com

masterofn001 ,

And I read every single word on that page.

Motherfucker.

(Thanks! I’ll be sharing this with a tenant here for school for web design.)

sloppy_diffuser ,
keet ,
@keet@kbin.social avatar

On a slightly less satire-y level, I enjoy using plaintextsports.com when discussing sportsball. Loads quick, without a lot of nonsense. It is quite hilarious how long it takes for someone to load up and find up to date info on, say, espn or the local newsstaion site.

mustardman ,

I checked it out, pretty lightweight. It’s funny, when you click on a game to go to the website it’s hosted on it’s a night-and-day experience of slow loading due to cookie permissions, video players loading/playing, etc.

andrewta ,

That last sentence is so damned true.

TokenBoomer , to asklemmy in Why are you on lemmy right now?

To help people realize that neoliberal capitalism is causing climate change and must be replaced with a planned economy to lessen the impact when society inevitably collapses.

dansity ,

U ok bro?

TokenBoomer ,

Yes. I’m fine. I accepted this reality a while ago. I still have periods of denial and frustration, but absurdist philosophy helps. I’m just here to help others with their journey, if I can.

clarkmcdo ,

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  • TokenBoomer ,

    Absurdism is Nihilism, but finding the humor in it. sorse. Albert Camus is a saint.

    pensivepangolin ,

    “Albert Camus is a saint.”

    Amen.

    Jackthelad ,

    Were prehistoric animals neoliberal capitalists? Because a lot of them died due to climate change.

    One thing that hasn’t changed from Reddit is the naive politics of all sides. Depressing.

    TokenBoomer ,

    Your comment proves your thesis. This isn’t political, it is scientific. The science is settled with empirical evidence. To think otherwise is naive.

    Jackthelad ,

    Yes, but what does that have to do with the tedious “everything bad that happens is capitalism” trope?

    There’s not much that’s scientific about that.

    TokenBoomer ,

    It is the dominant political economy in the world at this time. It’s connected to climate change through overconsumption caused by the need for financial growth. I encourage you not to take some randos opinion, and look into it yourself. Good luck.

    escapesamsara ,

    If you want I can scientifically prove capitalism is the source of the majority of bad things currently happening in capitalist society; but lets be honest you just really don’t understand the word capitalism if you’re defending it.

    TORFdot0 ,

    Everyone here has already reached that conclusion or they’d be on corporate social media. You must be doing a bang up job! Thank you for your service

    TokenBoomer ,

    This allows me to vent about our situation. I prefer humor to doomerism. I’m actually quite optimistic about the future. We have the opportunity to evolve our interpersonal relationships and develop a world based on sharing and not selfishness. I’m confident we will succeed. The dystopian vision that is displayed in media is designed to make us hopeless and maintain the status quo.

    bob_wiley , to selfhosted in How to share services with non-techincal friends and family
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  • rambos ,

    Friends and family are nice. In my experience they react like “wow amazing, how much you pay for that?” But they actually mean “wtf dude you never heard of netflix?” (:

    nopersonalspace OP ,

    I set up everything behind Authentik SSO so that, when they ask me to set them up with jellyfin to watch movies & tv, they suddenly have access to a whole suite of tools. That way, they can explore on their own and decide - which seems to work well. Not sure what kind of users you have, but mine are very quick to ring me up when something is not working!

    I’m quite terrible at keeping up with folks, and so I find these support calls to be a great way to keep in touch actually! But I could definitely see it getting annoying too.

    finestnothing ,

    As much as I like fully self hosting, I ended up paying for Plex lifetime and have it running in docker. It was $120, but has already paid for itself twice over since I managed to convince my wife to drop hbo max, Netflix, and a couple others. She isn’t technical at all so she was hesitant, but she likes plex. If she can’t find what she wants to watch on our few streaming services (paid for by our cell provider, otherwise they’d be cancelled too), she can add it to the watchlist on Plex and radarr or sonarr will download it automatically and make it available on plex pretty quickly (or she’ll tell me to get it and let her know when it’s done).

    I could open my Plex server to more family or friends, but most of them either pirate stuff themselves or are fine with paying for streaming services for the ease of use.

    Oneobi , to selfhosted in WARNING: Lemmy Self-Hosters, There Have Been CSAM Attacks taking place against [email protected]

    Likely scum moves from reddit patriots to destroy or weaken the fediverse.

    I remember when Murdoch hired that Israeli tech company in Haifa to find weaknesses is TV smart cards and then leaked it to destroy their market by flooding counterfit smart cards.

    They are getting desperate along with those DDOS attacks.

    AstroTechie ,

    Could be, but more likely it’s just the result of having self hosted services, you have individuals exposing their own small servers to the wilderness of internet.

    These trols also try constantly to post their crap to mainstream social media but they have it more difficult there. My guess is that they noticed lemmy is getting a big traction and has very poor media content control. Easy target.

    Moderating media content is a difficult task and for sure centralized social media have better filters and actual humans in place to review content. Sadly, only big tech companies can pay for such infrastructure to moderate media content.

    I don’t see an easy way for federated servers to cope with this.

    maxprime ,

    Yeah exactly. This is the main reason I decided not to attempt to self host a Lemmy instance. No way am I going to let anyone outside of my control have the ability to place a file of their choosing on my hardware. Big nope for me.

    AbouBenAdhem , to nostupidquestions in If we are worried about microplastics, why isnt there more outrage over "microfiber" ?

    Others have pointed out that microfiber would already be considered microplastic, but maybe you’re aware of that and are thinking that microplastics are plastics that are manufactured to be microscopic (like fiberglass is manufactured as microscopic glass).

    But all (petroleum-based) plastics break down into microplastics, whatever scale they’re originally manufactured at. Microfiber is no different from other synthetic cloth in that respect—while it should be avoided like other synthetics, there’s no reason to single it out.

    silentknyght OP ,

    I’m thinking of it like the micro plastics that were purposely added to bath wash and soap, and now are banned for use in that purpose. I’m not entirely sure I understand the logic behind why those are (justifiably) banned, but microfiber cloths are not.

    My stupid question is because I haven’t seen any other news articles specifically talking about microfiber and its contribution to micro plastics.

    AbouBenAdhem ,

    There is a distinction between “primary” microplastics like you’re describing, and “secondary” microplastics caused by the breakdown of larger items.

    From Wikipedia:

    Two classifications of microplastics are currently recognized. Primary microplastics include any plastic fragments or particles that are already 5.0 mm in size or less before entering the environment. These include microfibers from clothing, microbeads, and plastic pellets (also known as nurdles). Secondary microplastics arise from the degradation (breakdown) of larger plastic products through natural weathering processes after entering the environment.

    HughJanus , to fediverse in Idea: fediverse of ecommerce. Time to dethrone amazon and ebay. What do you think?

    Decentralized marketplace will just look like Craigslist and Facebook and other classified marketplaces; chock full of spam and scams.

    Rediphile ,

    Adding some element of democracy (like voting on posts) could maybe improve both those marketplace sites.

    I think it would improve any site really. Imagine how much better Instagram or Facebook would be if one could downvote stupid shit and the posters would see what people actually thought about their posts/comments. But that might lead to sads, and therefore less active users, so they won’t allow it.

    Democracy is pretty cool though imo.

    deathbird ,

    This is kind of like what happens internally on platforms for 3rd party sellers like eBay, Amazon, and AliExpress. Even decades later they’re still working the kinks out obviously. Amazon and AliExpress particularly have lots of scammers, so they clearly haven’t figured out the secret sauce yet. They’re not under-resourced, so either they’re under-motivated to weed it out or it’s actually pretty tricky to do.

    My guess is it’s both, but more that it’s just tricky to implement a reliable system of reputation and trust. EBay and Amazon got around it early on by being cheap and establishing policies that heavily favored buyers in disputes, which made the prospect of using the service less risky to the public, improving their market shares. They probably also have non-trasparent systems for tracking buyer reputations as well to avoid abuse.

    It seems to be the norm to keep these systems obscure to avoid abuse, but to make a truly functional open platform you would need to have public systems, so I’d hope that the norm of obfuscation is out of convenience or laziness and isn’t required to make the system function.

    Potatos_are_not_friends ,

    When money is on the line, I promise you it will be gamed.

    There is a guy who interviewed me for a freelance gig, who generates new dropship e-commerce sites a day, for the past few years. He has over 2000 sites. He wanted help creating bots to have conversations and pump his sites on social media.

    He was going to pay me well. But the skillset required was out of my expertise.

    exocortex ,

    The Federation would provide a great tool of figuring out the best way to build trust. A reputable server will only let people join if they are in some way reputable. Servers that let scammers flourish will become defederated. If course servers have to be comparable in size. If there’s one server with 90% of users it doesn’t work that well.

    Flinch , to unixporn in Hey, we should all really stop using racist slang to refer to customozation
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    panopticon ,

    The "pick-me"s are almost as bad

    Treczoks , to asklemmy in Does the US have zero employee protection laws??

    "Firing on the spot" is just one item on a long list. No maternity leave, health insurance bound to the job, reliance on tips to pay workers, lack of whistleblower protection, laughable PTO, limited paid time off for health reasons. All of that has been solved in civilized countries, except for the US.

    luthis OP ,

    This is crazy to me. Especially tip culture. They tried to start that here for a while but it got shut down.

    Terevos ,
    @Terevos@lemm.ee avatar

    FWIW, I haven’t had a job that didn’t have all those things since I was 16. I am in the US.

    It’s not hard to find jobs that have all those things. But you have to be choosey.

    hamburglar26 ,

    If you leave your job you get to keep your health insurance?

    phillaholic ,

    There are also jobs where you work 12 weeks a year and get paid $40 Million, but we’re talking about protections for everyone.

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m surprised that they manage to find people who are willing to work for tips. Surely wouldn’t the unreliability be off putting?

    LifeInMultipleChoice ,

    In my experience, most chain restaurants back of house line cooks get paid fairly low. So let’s say the highest paid linecook gets 18 an hour. They work 8 hours and make $144 that day before taxes and it is added to their check. Most of the servers in the front of house would make around $150 as well but they worked less hours. (Usually 5-6 hours). They also walk with the tip money at the end of the night. Then they claim what they wish to because the government can’t prove how much you made in tips. Many claim they made far less, others claim what they made for other reasons.

    It is common to see servers make twice what cooks do. Which creates an atmosphere where front/back of house don’t get along all the time either.

    ryathal ,

    It depends on the restaurant to the degree, but tipped positions are almost always the highest paid position.

    Kes ,
    @Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Ironically, jobs that rely on tips are some of the most inflation resistant besides CEOs, since tips are usually a percentage of the price. It’s unreliable, but very well paying. Employers are also required by law to make up the difference in pay if the tipped worker does not make minimum wage with tips, though many times the employees won’t do this since its incredibly common for tipped workers to not declare tips for taxes

    xapr ,
    • Health insurance bound to the job*
    • Laughable PTO*
    • Limited paid time of for health reasons*

    *If the employer is nice enough to provide any of these things in the first place. Many don’t! For anyone outside the United States, I am not kidding. You can be a full-time worker in the US, working 40+ hours a week, and not get any health insurance, vacation, or paid sick leave. Any!

    uniqueid198x , to nostupidquestions in In the US, what happens if you sustain a life threatening injury and you don't have insurance?

    Emergenty rooms in hospitals are legaly required to help all patieints, so you would recieve care. Usually until you are able to leave the hospital. You would not receive followup care without going to the emergecy room, or paying cash. You would be billed for all services, usually at a higher rate than insured patients

    njm1314 ,

    What kind of care is the question. Often times stabilize and terf em is the name of the game.

    Potatos_are_not_friends ,

    My wife worked in the ER for a few months and had to change departments because of a mental breakdown.

    Understaffed, abused, and a huge chunk of people who are in the ER are desperate and came there as a last resort because of our fucked up healthcare system.

    Not to mention the unstable. Say what you want, but I can count a dozen times where patients threatened to harm my wife for providing care.

    lord_ryvan ,

    That is awefulv I have no words

    ThatsMrCharlieToYou , to asklemmy in What do you do to make the Internet a nicer place?

    If people would interact with others as they would do face to face. For whatever reason, we are so quick to forget the person at the other end. You’ll see people complain or discuss real people with literally no empathy and it can be mind boggling at times.

    cyberpunk007 ,

    This is sadly so true. I think part of it too is that text is a poor medium for expression at times. For example, it’s harder to read sarcasm.

    radix ,
    @radix@lemm.ee avatar

    I find this to be less of a problem in less formal spaces. When typos, capitalization, and memes all get incorporated into the dialect, sarcasm and other nuance comes across much more readily. See also: Tumblr.

    I suspect that sort of dialect wouldn’t be as comprehensible here though, because of the greater diversity in demographics here than Tumblr or my small closed group chats with friends. Here on Lemmy, I try to mitigate this by giving the benefit of the doubt and never ever feeding the trolls.

    (Does downvoting a troll count as feeding it, because it gives them attention? I don’t want to risk it, so I usually pass them by, but I’m curious as to people’s consensus here.)

    poplectic ,

    Absolutely.

    TheHalc ,

    Part of the challenge of social media is that it leads you to interact with many more people than you ever could in normal life.

    While the vast majority of people are delightful, there are significant numbers of people with whom I wouldn’t want to interact, either face-to-face or online.

    One thing I should get better at is avoiding engagement with those people online who I wouldn’t benefit from interacting with.

    I don’t talk to the crazy person ranting on the street, why would I do it online?

    ElBarto ,

    If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

    Man, I’d never say anything online if I did that.

    wilberfan ,
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    This is precisely the problem, yes. As a mod in my one sub, this is most often the only time I had to intervene – when the tone of the conversation got rude, insulting, disrespectful. I would always think to myself, “Is that how you’d talk to that guy in person??”. Mind boggling, indeed.

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