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ComradePorkRoll ,

It’s literally a tactic used by children when they’re being reprimanded. If you ever come across an “adult” that argues that way, tell them to sit back while the adults talk.

ComradePorkRoll ,

I wish someone would’ve told me this earlier. I got into it just wanting to make a little cash by selling that salt rock. Now look at me; I can’t even enjoy some chicken if doesn’t have at least 9 different herbs and spices.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Wrong. Please assume the position.

ComradePorkRoll ,

It really depends on the actor. I think we can all agree that not every actor has the same emotional maturity and therefore will not all react the same to it. For example, take a look at what Jonah Hill expects from his partners versus Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively seeming to be a healthy couple while both have had some raunchy scenes in movies featuring other people.

ComradePorkRoll ,

They posted a step by step guide for making improvised explosives.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Who are you talking to?

ComradePorkRoll ,

You didn’t pre-order Fallout 76, did you?

ComradePorkRoll ,

I’m now a Marxist-Cannibalist.

Wouldn’t eating the rich be survival cannibalism at this point?

ComradePorkRoll ,

Billions of taxpayer money gone to AT&T and Verizon? Sounds like their infrastructure should be seized and nationalized.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Pedophilia is not a sexuality and CSAM, AI generated or not, is not a healthy outlet. Pedophilia should be treated as a disease, and pedophiles should receive treatment for that instead.

ComradePorkRoll ,

What does a robot vacuum have to do with a dancing exercise regimen?

ComradePorkRoll ,

Belt-and-suspendera approach? We’re barely using a drawstring to keep our pants up.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Will no one rid me of this judge?

ComradePorkRoll ,

Those who want the benefit of the social contract without adhering to it will be dominant as they have an upperhand.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Don’t put down African nations like we don’t have the CIA to keep things that way.

ComradePorkRoll ,

I feel like maybe poverty shouldn’t be escaped by perpetuating the bombing of children, no?

ComradePorkRoll ,

Let the greedy fend off for themselves in the desert and see how far it gets them.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Well the SAG-AFTRA strike is over so she’s probably back to work, duh.

ComradePorkRoll ,

The roast would be scorching though:

“Just drop out now bro, you can’t afford college.”

ComradePorkRoll ,

I’m going to say “I hope we don’t get off on the wrong foot” and then they’re going to ask me to leave.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Life is cruel like that.

ComradePorkRoll ,

I hope you get a paper cut.

ComradePorkRoll ,

That one person that downvoted this, I hope you stub your toe. I hope the next time you get excited about something, it falls through. I hope you get thirsty and all you can drink is Dasani.

ComradePorkRoll ,

It’s cause they always fund far right groups to squash the leftists.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Sex work is real work, they deserve real cheese.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Introducing: Boating Stickerz™ by Bored Ape Yacht Club.

ComradePorkRoll ,

You leave our Margot alone!

ComradePorkRoll ,

Arguing for involving your own son in the management of your porn habits, is that really the hill you want to die on?

ComradePorkRoll ,

Not so fast, eager beaver, you’re missing the part where you’re blind, your mother gets murdered, and you wear a mask made out of your dead mother’s face.

X runs ‘timeline takeover’ ad promoting anti-trans film (techcrunch.com)

Thursday on X (Twitter), all users saw the same pinned topic under the “What’s happening?” sidebar. As part of a “timeline takeover” — which gives advertisers “priority access to logged-in users’ first impression of the day” — conservative media nonprofit PragerU is promoting the hashtag “#DETRANS” to...

ComradePorkRoll ,

Social Media isn’t technology?

ComradePorkRoll ,

I wouldn’t call the possibly intentional destruction of a social media infrastructure “social media trends and events.”

ComradePorkRoll ,

They’re a Wobbly.

ComradePorkRoll ,

A member of the Industrial Workers of the World.

ComradePorkRoll OP ,

You are excellent.

ComradePorkRoll ,

It’s about control. They don’t want to lose that control. They don’t deserve that control. We need to take control back.

ComradePorkRoll ,

The farming is okay. Just make sure to discourage anyone from feeling they have some sort of divine ownership over the land. Examples:

Little Johnny says “This is my land!” Knock that little bugger over and say “it’s mine now.”

If John says “God has given me this land to carry out his will!” turn that fucker into fertilizer so that he may be of use to society.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

ComradePorkRoll ,

I feel for those poor bastards whose work visas are tired to that site.

ComradePorkRoll ,

They’re gonna realize the importance of infrastructure and that a starving dog is not obedient, but desperate.

ComradePorkRoll ,

I wish I could cut grass from home.

In all seriousness, some jobs cannot be done remotely. Schools are a prime example of this. That should mean that those jobs should cover expenses for travel and have some sort of tax for offsetting their carbon footprint.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Why do you need to know about safe gay sex when you’re just going to die and go to hell anyway? /S

I’m sorry you weren’t taught better but glad you didn’t have to learnt the hard way.

ComradePorkRoll ,

“If people don’t buy lunch the economy will suffer!”

Okay so have employers cover the cost of food. $15 per meal.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Make sure to write that into the contract as well as omitting any no-strike clauses.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Countries.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Too late, I’ve joined the Mighty Militia and am going to war against the blasphemous GrayOxen Army. Those heathens dare create false memes that bastardize the one true Mighty Memer.

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