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rockstarmode , to asklemmy in does a football coach talk on the headset DURING a play?

The headsets are active between plays, and have one way communication with one player on each side. Typically this is the quarterback on offense and a team captain/play caller on defense. These players wear special helmets typically marked with a green dot on the back.

The refs or other officials cut off communication when the play clock reaches 15 seconds, preventing the kind of real-time communication you suggest.

tilefan OP ,
@tilefan@lemm.ee avatar

that’s good shit man, thanks

turkalino ,
@turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

To clarify, the helmet comms are cut off after 15 seconds every play (i.e. after the first 15 seconds of the play clock have elapsed)

rockstarmode ,

False.

Source

Section 3, article 3: SPEAKERS IN HELMETS

The Coach-to-Player system allows a member of the coaching staff in the bench area or the coaches’ booth to communicate to a designated offensive or defensive player with a speaker in his helmet. The communication begins once a game official has signaled a down to be over and is cut off when the play clock reaches 15 seconds or the ball is snapped, whichever occurs first.

turkalino ,
@turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

Commentators lied to me. I shouldn’t be surprised

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a huge football fan and did not know this. Thanks for sharing!

GoogleSellsAds , to programmer_humor in How would your codebase (personal projects, work projects etc.) look as a burger?
@GoogleSellsAds@sh.itjust.works avatar
kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

A crunchy burger

Thcdenton ,

You will eat the bugs

dosuser123456 ,
@dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

my god its even buggier than randtitle.js

no seriously why doesnt it work

saltesc , to asklemmy in Gifts for my best friend who broke both of his arms?

I’ve broken a lot of bones.

Get him stuff that helps the family so he doesn’t feel useless and guilty. That’s number 1. It’s awful to feel like a burden to everyone, and that doesn’t go away no matter what is said to you.

Second, stretch bands to put around limbs and pull. It feels amazing. You don’t realise how little you move and how little muscle you use while subconsciously “nursing” a broken bone.

Something insanely complex that involves both arms to use or solve. It’s just funny as shit. But also, I swear I recover faster.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Just no train blueprints for Mr Glass over here

saltesc ,

Haha. I think my bone density is fine, I just ask a lot more of them than normal…

Bones: “This could break us.”

Brain: “Yeah, “could” but won’t. I got you.”

collective being does a thing that will be amazing or moronic depending on outcome in the next few seconds

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

what do you do that demands so much from your bones, just out of interest?

saltesc ,

Various “extreme” sports

andallthat , to showerthoughts in Snowflake is such a weird insult as it seems to imply it's best to just be like everyone else

It is about fragility, like others said, but It is also about uniqueness, in the sense of “oh, so you think you’re soo special!”

lord_ryvan ,

Or like “Oh, you think you’re soo different”

Weird insult, still.

flicker ,

The person you replied to went on to argue that someone who thinks they’re unique or special should be mocked, to bring them back down to earth?

Sounds like someone was bullied or abused and is forwarding trauma by justifying that it was correct.

halvar ,

I mean in the grand scheme of things there are only a handful of types of people, maybe a few hundred and those types repeat over and over. Everyone has their own unique experiences, personal drama and relationships, but their behavior and core traits are shared with probably millions of people throughout history. Thinking you are unique is not a rational belief and if it becomes integral to one’s personality (like it has to millions of people before them) I think they should be mocked, just for the sake of getting their heads straight.

It’s not that you aren’t allowed to be the most important character of your story, it’s just that you shouldn’t think that’s because you are something that never was before and never will be after.

Thorny_Insight OP ,

The way I think about it is that we’re all “snowflakes”. No two people are exactly the same. So while one can correctly claim to be unique that also applies to everyone else. It’s not like everyone else is the same but you’re unique. Also, being unique doesn’t automatically mean someone is better than others - one can also be uniquely bad.

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

I think you’ve stumbled on it yourself. If every person is unique and special, nobody can be singled out or given preferential treatment. That would be an impossible task to cater to ~6 billion or what ever we are at now, individually

Unforeseen ,

We’re up to 8 billion now, it’s crazy

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

I kinda thought so. It is crazy. Incomprehensible

MindTraveller ,

What if someone IS unique, though? I would consider Socrates unique. He was so determined, stubborn, and self-assured of his belief that he was a clueless fool that he was willing to die for it. What if someone is a once-a-generation brilliant mind or psychological anomaly? What if someone has a schizospectrum disorder and experiences a reality nobody else lives in?

halvar ,

I’d argue that’s not a unique person, but a unique skill of an ordinary person. Interacting with Socrates as a person probably wouldn’t have been extraordinary but experiencing his unique ideas for the time would have.

VulKendov ,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

I’d argue that unique skills, experiences, and relationships are what make people unique.

scarabic ,

The snowflake metaphor really gives us everything we need. Yes each one has a different crystalline pattern but ALL of them will melt at the same temperature. Thinking your uniqueness extends to everything and frees you from all the rules is the problem. Of course, conservatives love rules too much and don’t even recognize when they are setting up rules for how your crystalline pattern is “supposed to be.”

cashmaggot ,

I figured it had to be about uniqueness. But also, I really do think we've all got certain commonalities but our experiences make us quite unique. Hmm. I wonder sometimes if the idea was brought together by people who attended k-12 primarily. Because a lot of the videos we saw way back when brought up the individuality of snowflakes quite often. But also I know there were a lot of projects surrounding us all making our own snowflakes. And it was an idea that just got stuck in their heads (as things tend to because we can't remember everything but certain things when repeated enough times lodge their way in). A lot of the films we were shown I think were from the 80s, maybe the 70s? And I don't think schools changed too much until around when smart phones were around. I know it's for sure a different jungle nowadays. And I was raised in an underfunded school system and (this is going to sound absolutely cruel) but I know a good chunk of Republicans that aren't vampires but are hella indignant probably weren't going to particularly well funded schools either. Just some stuff I'm kicking around, nothing for sure in here. Just makes me think. It's kinda like how certain generations get stuck on certain things. And if there wasn't much funding the materials would have to be drawn out more, which could expand the exposure/idealism that "every snowflake is unique."

But I mean at the end of the day it's all bully logic and it's made to poke fun at people who they think are different and difficult. But I've got my thoughts on that too. I will say outside of all things that "staying the course" and being "moderate" at the least (conservative otherwise - I don't think we've really ever been all the progressive - and I guess I am just talking US politics) have already lined up many people for failure with no real reversal. And the thing I keep seeing people pop-up and talk about is if we're bold enough to keep going or if we can lay our egos down and find alternatives to many of our damaged systems and idealism. And I think a lot of this stuff is used so that we don't.

But I will also say being around angry or manipulative people (I'll use the term extremist but I don't even think you have to be that extreme to be angry) isn't fun. At least for me personally. And I have walked away feeling marginalized on both sides of the fence. And I think some liberals, while their hearts are (may be) in the right place, have some pretty unrealistic views and sit on their hands quite a bit in a kinda Universalist limbo. And both sides are super susceptible to mediacoholicism and rage. But that doesn't stop me for a second of voting dem the whole way down on every ballot.

I think I read once on Reddit say that someone considered themselves liberal until they moved into a hyper-liberal space and then slowly rolled to a more conservative space. I don't think there's an space under this sun that I would become a conservative. But I will say that I have found myself also disliking (some) people who I suppose would be considered "snowflakes" to hyper-conservatives. Because they have always come off a super manipulative, unable to compromise, and quite often hollow. But there have been some really cool freedom fighters I've met too. Who just are (exist), and even if they come from certain spaces just want what's best for people who have been chronically oppressed. So it's not so much the idealism. As it is a certain kind of person, and it's not just someone's bobbing and weaving around with blue hair. I'd also say it's not so much the performative nature as I'm a big mo with big expression and love people rocking their panache. It's just some of these folks kinda remind me of something like...idk. I mean they're for sure very internet-y. The whole lot of them (both sides). But they kind of remind me of someone constantly adopting everything around them but ultimately lacking their own substance or identity. And I had an ex like that, who was a hipster. And it was always like she was playing at being something, but in reality she was just copying the things around her. And like I guess I hear fake it til you make it and like the idea of like...if you're copying something it's cause you like and you want to be it - and what was that thing imitation is the purist form of flattery. And we're all influenced by all sorts of things and none of us original in that sense. But there's just something really sad about a person who doesn't even get to be a person but instead a persona. And I mean that like - all the way to the top. It sucks.

So yeah, here's my word vomit. Hopping off cause this one was a doozy.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Yeah, for conservatives, conformity is a large part of their mindset. A large part of their personality is focused on fitting in to be part of the “in group”. To them, the nail that sticks out deserves to be hammered back into place.

It’s also part of why they get so violently angry when they see things like blue hair or trans people; They’re genuinely afraid that if societal norms change, they’ll need to conform to those new standards. It’s why all of the “they’re gonna turn you trans, they’re putting litter boxes in classrooms, they’re trying to turn your kids gay, etc” type of fear mongering on Fox News actually works. It sounds crazy to anyone who isn’t focused on conformity… But to those who do focus on it, it seems like a genuine potential result of changing societal norms.

Rhynoplaz , to mildlyinfuriating in I started to get these daily at random hours, even when I'm sleeping. Someone's trying to hack me?

It’s common for people to get these when their email address is similar to my dad’s and he forgets his password again.

eezeebee OP ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Part of my concern is the email has part of an uncommon spelling of name + some numbers. And that it started all of a sudden, every day. The email is several years old and only now it’s begun happening every day.

disguy_ovahea ,

Create an email alias and use it as the account address.

xantoxis ,

I hope you’ve turned on 2FA.

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

FYI, the emails the OP are getting are the 2FA Time-based One-Time Password (TOTP). So OP in fact does have 2FA enabled. 😊

Ps. I’m not being sarcastic.

Never mind. I misunderstood what the email was being sent for. My apologies.

notoftenthat ,

Have you been pwned?

haveibeenpwned.com

There’s been some new and ginormous data dumps recently.

Maybe it is your time.

dotslashme , to asklemmy in What things would you standardize globally if you were the Supreme Leader? All violations punishable by death.

The death penalty, because that shit is barbaric.

MerchantsOfMisery ,

In a study released today, the National Academy of Sciences reports that

So basically 1 in 20 inmates on death row are innocent, and people (mostly conservatives) are A-OK with that percentage of innocent people being subject to state-sanctioned murder in a very brutal way that’s far from painless. A dog being put down by a vet receives more humane treatment than a human being put down by the state.

morbidcactus , (edited )

That “at least 4%” bit makes that even worse. Just look at the List of miscarriage of justice cases on Wikipedia, it’s not not exhaustive and it’s huge, I cannot morally or ethically justify capital punishment on that alone, the whole state-sanctioned murder bit just makes it even more horrific.

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

From the wiki:

Due to the high number of notable wrongful conviction cases compiled for the United States, the list can be viewed via the main article.

I fucking hate this country.

RandomVideos , (edited )

So everyone that punishes someone with death will receive the death penalty?

Of course, you will have to punish the person that punishes the person that punishes someone with the death penalty with the death penalty with the death penalty

But then, because they punished someone that punished someone that punished someone that punished someone with death with death with death with death, they will have to be killed

Eventually, you will run out of people who can punish someone with the death penalty, so you will have to do it. Since you killed someone as a punishment, someone will also have to kill you, but because you are the only person that can do that, you will have to do it, ending the loop

Iapar ,

Sounds like the solution for every human problem. I’m on board.

verity_kindle ,

Uh …yaaaa. simple premise, simple solution.

corsicanguppy ,

But, hear me out: people using commas where they should use periods. Can we kill those people as a darwin exception?

Microplasticbrain ,

Ok heres mine: People who complain about writing and grammar when they can understand what the other person is trying to say

NegativeInf , to nottheonion in Ohio Supreme Court rules boneless chicken wings can have bones

I agree with the dissent in this case. What kind of Alice in wonderland bullshit are we living in where when you say boneless, you actually mean “THERE MAY BE BONES OVER AN INCH LONG IN THEM!”??

Words have meaning. It really shows how much these fuckers are cutting corners. If anything it’s negligence for allowing a product such as this to reach the customer, get lodged in his throat, slice open his esophagus, get infected, and require two surgeries.

If the boneless wings had glass in them, would they be held negligent?

Here’s the bit of dissent from the article.

“Dissenting Justices argued that a jury should have been allowed to determine whether the restaurant and suppliers were negligent, and called Deters’ reasoning “utter jabberwocky.”

“When they read the word ‘boneless,’ they think that it means ‘without bones,’ as do all sensible people,” wrote Justice Michael P. Donnelly in dissent.”

VulKendov ,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

I can understand tiny pieces of bone making it in there, but a 1 and 3/8ths inch bone. That’s nearly the length of the wing! It just seems like negligence on the meat processor (not necessarily on the restaurant)

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’d say the restaurant is in charge of final QC. They’re handling it while cooking. This doesn’t absolve the producer, but, they do have an obligation to serve safe food.

But I’m also pretty irritated by supposed wing joints passing off frozen Cisco foods wings as their own when all they do is heat them in a microwave and toss some sauce.

Sharkwellington ,

*Sysco

(TTS, or IT worker? 😁)

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

(TTS, or IT worker? 😁)

Shhh.

In my defense… their products probably taste the same…

jimbolauski ,

They toss the frozen wings into the fryer so that the breading stays crispy… The microwave ruins breading making it rubbery or mushy.

Equally as amazing as the processor missing a 1 inch bone is someone chewing so little that they didn’t notice the bone. You’re not a snake chew your food.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

They toss the frozen wings into the fryer so that the breading stays crispy… The microwave ruins breading making it rubbery or mushy.

So… that second part is how I know they didn’t fry it. I know that’s how it’s supposed to be done. Or baring a fryer, baking- preferably in a convection oven.

Equally as amazing as the processor missing a 1 inch bone is someone chewing so little that they didn’t notice the bone. You’re not a snake chew your food.

Never judge a species by their eating habits!

In any case, it’s not really his job to check for bones. It’s not something he should be worried about; he may not even have been sober enough to notice or care.

intensely_human ,

In any case, it’s not really his job to check for bones.

Is that what you’ll tell your kids about bone safety? Don’t check for bones if they’re eating meat because it’s not their job?

Yes, a person shouid be able to detect a 1 3/8” bone in a chunk of meat they’re eating.

Doesn’t remove responsibility from everyone else in the chain though.

intensely_human ,

Much like compressive or tensile forces, responsibility is perfectly capable of fully inhabiting every step of a series.

So if you put a linear stack of styrofoam blocks (negligible weight but some structural strength) and then put a 10 lb weight on top, every block in the stack experiences 10 lbs of force.

In the same way, I think every person along such a chain of custody can each, independently, be held fully responsible for a fuckup that makes its way down that line.

corroded , to asklemmy in What's your list of banned brands?

Apple.

I refuse to pay a premium for locked-down proprietary hardware solely because it looks more visually pleasing than an alternative that performs better.

witty_username ,

My work forced a recent macbook pro on me. One of those with the ARM chip.
I am in awe of the quality of that macbook.

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s certainly one of those things where I love to hate on Apple but some things they do, they do very well.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

Exactamundo! That’s why snapdragon is playing catch-up LOL

morbidcactus ,

I was trying to get on the list at mt work when I got a hardware refresh this year, I dislike large laptops and the dev spec is a 17" thinkpad (which imo has the left CTL and fn keys backwards, breaks muscle memory when changing between computers) but I’m docked most times but when I’m not the battery is terrible, maybe a handful of hours. Probably due to corporate crapware, but at least the arm macbooks stand a chance, my partner has an m1 mbp and she doesn’t bother charging it most workdays or work with it plugged in, she doesn’t need to. We were playing factorio the other night and she was moonlighting into her desktop, she got through a day’s work, a bunch of hours of game streaming and some of the next work day, that should be the expectation for a normal device.

Apple in my view really understood mobile devices, they had the hands down best trackpad for a long time, a fantastic keyboard, great display, a form factor you can actually carry around and as far as I recall, even the intel macs had better battery life.

IMALlama ,

It’s very hard to argue against Apple hardware and battery life. Maybe with windows moving slowly toward ARM they’ll catch up some. It’s going to be very tough though - Apple has full control over their hardware, which meat they can optimize their OS for it.

56_ ,
@56_@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m in the exact same situation, however the right shift key broke, and activates randomly. This laptop only ever moved between a cupboard and a desk, without the tiniest bump, but after a couple months of very light use the shift key breaks. I now have to have sticky keys enabled permanently.

Also the only way to enable sticky keys on the login screen is to triple click the power button. You would thing they could just put a button for the accessibility accessibility menu next to the one for the keyboard layout switcher, but no.

neo2478 ,

Tell that to my 2014 MacBook Pro that is still going strong. I can do CAD and video editing and the thing still performs fine. Battery life decreased a bit but still lasts way more than enough.

and the new Apple chip ones are also ridiculous. I have one for work, and was able to leave my computer closed in my backpack for several hour running code training an ML model. The thing did not even get warm and the battery went down by 2% only.

That being said, I think the best computer is the one that works for YOU. In my previous job I was forced to use windows and boy did I suffer! Even Office felt clunkier on windows than Mac.

errer ,

Then pay a premium for the privacy, which Apple actually tries to give you (unlike Google)

suction ,

There’s more to it than looks…

Ugurcan ,

I can understand people find Apple stuff outrageously expensive and locked down, but come on have some justice on its performance.

I have a dual boot Win/Linux PC with Ryzen 5800x, and an MBP M2 Pro laptop. MBP blows my PC out of the water for my job, which requires hundreds of layers of audio running bazillions of DSPs in real time. Even renders take 30% less time on M2 on my case. And that’s happening on battery.

I never get that much optimized power on my PC. I have to disagree there’s anything out there that performs better for a user just want to have the job done in a reasonable time.

IMALlama ,

I really hope the snapdragon x laptops gain some traction. I recently went laptop shopping and what I wanted (good to great display, stays cold, good battery life) line up really well with a MacBook/MB air. I just couldn’t stomach the stupid mark-ups for memory and storage. I wound up with a Lenovo 7x slim. Upgrading to 32 GB memory and 1 TB storage was around $115. The non-emulated performance on windows is solid. Emulated is generally ok for my usage. I’m probably going to try Linux on it when I have a light week, but I’m somewhat wary of the impact that will have on battery life.

IronKrill ,

From what I’ve heard the Snapdragon chips aren’t that impressive though?

IMALlama ,

That was absolutely the case until very recently. Qualcomm bought Nuvia, a start-up that was stacked with former Apple engineers, a few years ago. These processors are just now coming to market. Laptops with these processors are benchmarking around MacBook levels (slightly behind single core, slightly ahead in multi core).

IronKrill ,

Ah okay, thanks for the insight!

imaqtpie , to asklemmy in Why is HD or 3D so impressive on a flat screen, but we walk around in real life with the highest definition possible and the most realistic 3D and it's completely mundane?
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Modern people lack an appreciation for the beauty of existence and the physical world. The most intricate and aesthetically pleasing creative achievements of the human race pale in comparison to the inherent beauty of nature.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Artistic expression is inherent to being human. Our creative achievements are part of the beauty of nature. A painting that can make you smile, a story that can make you laugh, a song that can make you cry, that’s all nature, and it is beautiful. If you haven’t found something that speaks to you yet, I hope you’ll keep looking

imaqtpie , (edited )
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate art more than most. But there’s an exclusionary aspect that exists with art, wherein only some people can truly appreciate various aspects.

In contrast, nature is more universal and primal. Everyone, regardless of language or culture or education, can appreciate natural phenomena. The beauty of nature speaks to us on a fundamental level, whereas the beauty of art requires a certain degree of acculturation and intellectual effort to grasp.

Furthermore, human art is a reflection of nature and indeed a part of the beauty of nature, as you say. However, that inevitably positions it as a subset of the all encompassing beauty of existence as a whole. Artistic works are small mirrors reflecting back aspects of reality in interesting ways. But because they can only ever represent fragments of the greater whole, they are somewhat less awe inspiring.

Often, works of art can prompt us to engage with the beauty of reality, so I’m not condemning them in any way. I’m just saying that the representation can’t be better than the real thing, even if humans wish that it were.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

But it’s hard to argue that they could exceed the beauty of the thing that they reflect.

Only if you’re looking for objective value of paint on a canvas, or words on a page. What I think is beautiful about art is the way it makes people feel, and the complexity of the human context that allows that. Just this week, a story caused my fiancée to have a breakthrough in her CPTSD therapy. That’s a unique kind of beauty

imaqtpie ,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Indeed, I agree with you on that.

MindTraveller ,

Nah, thanks to piracy everyone can watch TV and movies for free. If you’re a poor person who grew up in the city nature is a lot less accessible.

MindTraveller ,

Nah, Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy is better than nature.

pineapplelover , to asklemmy in What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?

Drink water instead of soda, alcohol, other sugary drinks. Eventually you’ll find yourself to be an expert water connoisseur and prefer water over pretty much all beverages.

phoneymouse ,

Almost all bottled water is loaded with microplastics. Ideally, drink water from a filtered tap.

31337 ,

Filters are usually made out of plastic :)

Dark_Arc ,
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There’s a difference between high quality plastic performing filtration while it’s cold plastic and cold water vs crap plastic that’s regularly exposed to high temperatures during transport and storage with the same water contained the entire time.

31337 ,

Maybe, I’m no expert. But, I’ve seen a test showing a consumer water filter increasing microplastics by 1000%. Could just be only that specific filter or filter type. I believe it was a Zero filter, which I think uses resin beads for ion exchange.

Dark_Arc ,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

Interesting, I used ZeroWater for a while … and know others that do. But yeah, searching around it seems it’s only ConsumerLabs.com that came up with that result and all other filters were removing microplastics.

I’m not sure how much I trust that ConsumerLabs.com test: www.consumerlab.com/methods/…/water-filters/

Repeatability isn’t really established by testing one device, one time. I’m not an expert either, but that result seems quite surprising.

I have a reverse osmosis system now personally…

OrdealOfATraveler ,

It’s okay, there storednin my balls for later

zalgotext ,

Along with all of my pee

pineapplelover ,

I have a water filter at home. I never use bottled water. Almost every public space also has clean and safe water so if you bring a reusable water bottle with you, you’ll have free water everywhere.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sometimes I indulge in a coke but I usually prefer tap water now.

el_abuelo ,

Same. Often finish the can with a feeling of disappointment and thirst.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not like that for me. But there is a certain lack of satisfaction if I had to define it.

Addv4 ,

Or Tea with little/no sweetening (my personal favorite is hibiscus with a little lemon in there).

pineapplelover ,

Sometimes I indulge in tea with a bit of honey for the occasional caffeine fix.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Nah, I’m all about the kombucha now.

Edit: fuck, y’all really hate probiotics

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

I love water so much I always add a splash to my whisky!

funkless_eck ,

in the uk old timers would order “whiskey and threat” - like just threaten it with water

xmunk , to nostupidquestions in Is it normal to be disgruntled?

Totally sane. Most layoffs are an effort to boost stock prices because some executives made a dumb fucking decision.

Being laid off is absolutely not a comment on your worth as an employee or a human being. You should give companies as much of your blood sweat and tears as they’d give you - none. With some extremely rare exceptions being an employee is just a transaction.

Thorny_Insight ,

Most layoffs are an effort to boost stock prices because some executives made a dumb fucking decision.

…what? You want to elaborate on that a bit?

adespoton ,

Executives need to present company forecasts to shareholders at annual business meetings. If they mess up the forecast so the business plan doesn’t match the reality, they scramble to make the books balance somehow — the easiest place to do this is by cutting staff so that expenditures line up with earnings. Modern accounting means that even though they still have payouts to employees, they can count this in a separate loss bucket so that the bottom line item that investors watch still comes out where they “predicted” it would, which props up the stock price, making investors happy and preventing them from replacing the executives.

xmunk ,

That is one part - the other half is just simply that the market expects a response to any perceived failure. If a publicly traded company has a bad quarter the market wants to see some corrective action and it wants it now (long term plans don’t mesh with the constant news cycle of the market). Layoffs are a way to lower your expenses and cause a sudden shift in profit numbers… even though they nearly always result in long term damage to the company.

bstix , to science_memes in Can't argue with that logic

There are “hills” on the sea. I doesn’t prove that Earth is not also round.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_surface_topography

nightwatch_admin ,

TIL, thank you

rockyTron ,

Yep. This is due to variations in the gravitational magnitude at any point from the earth, moon, sun, and other bodies, as well as the periodicity of the earth/moon/sun rotations interacting with friction (between the sea and the sea, the sea and the atmosphere, and the sea and the lithosphere), and creating a giant standing wave (which is constantly changing, like an instrument or a musical composition) of ocean water all over the earth. This doesn’t even take into account atmospheric pressure and water temperature/viscosity variations. The earth is a complex system with waves upon waves upon waves of interacting coupled oscillations all interfering with each other. Whoa 😳

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

like an instrument or a musical composition) of ocean water all over the earth.

Somebody way better at music should find a way to turn that into music.

KyuubiNoKitsune ,

Always amazed me how such insignificant creatures, bacterium on the scale of the earth, can have such a big impact on the environment.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Phytoplankton produce 50-85% of all the oxygen on Earth, and cyanobacteria did even more before them. Before all this free oxygen could float around in the air, all the metals in the ocean had to be oxidized, which is where the massive banded iron formations come from, and then all the minerals in the crust had to oxidize too. Every layer of Earth’s surface was radically changed by this, taking a billion years and likely prompting the evolution of eukaryotes.

sinkingship ,

And more. Major river discharge can raise the sea level in the area. Then big circular currents similar like when you stirr your cup of coffee or tea. Or chocolate milk 🤤

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Shhh.

You’re gonna make their brains hurt.

vaionko ,

Isn’t that how tides work? The hills move? I’m probably all wrong

bstix ,

It’s all about gravity and then some.

The tides and ordinary waves caused by wind will appear as moving hills.

The daily tides happen from the moon pulling the water towards the line between the moon and earth. This forms the tides that go around the globe everyday. It happens on both sides of the globe, like this:

picture of tides

The topological map shows something else than tides and moving waves though.

The globe isn’t perfectly round. It’s shaped like an irregular geoid, almost shaped like an ellipsoid, but not exactly. The ocean surface topological map takes the usual tides in account and maps the surface in relation to the geoid, so it shows where the water level is higher or lower than it would be if it was perfectly distributed.

The earth’s gravitational field is not perfectly regular, so it will pull more water towards certain areas, and there are things like ocean currents and the regular trade winds happening from Earth’s rotation, all shaping the sea in hills and valleys that are not just waves. These variations span large areas and doesn’t appear as much in relation to the tides. It basically just goes to show that sea level is not at all level. For instance, the east coast of USA has a higher sea level than the west coast. If sea levels should rise from melting ice, it is therefore more likely to spill over the east coast than the west coast.

Sam_Bass , to linuxmemes in HELP I ACCIDENTALLY ATE PROPRIETARY FOOD

Your shit is now company property You should return it at the earliest opportunity

Rayspekt ,

They enshittified shit smh

cordlesslamp ,

Always choose the alternative FOSS (Free Open-Sauce Shit) option.

recarsion ,

Fun fact, “fos” means “liquid shit” in Hungarian, applies literally in this case

GluWu , to programmer_humor in Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

I wish I hadn’t needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.

0110010001100010 ,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

I worked at a tree farm in my teens and honestly if I could still do that making what I make now I would be all over that. Always outside, in great shape, got to run heavy machinery, it was great.

CodingCarpenter ,

That’s crazy to me because I had the exact opposite experience. I went in hoping for a certain amount, and they offered me knowing full well what I was hoping for, 20,000 more. Plus all the other benefits like video games and dogs at work. In fact I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad experience with startups except that your job is essentially temporary cuz they will either close or sell

Stovetop ,

If they offered you 20,000 more than what you expected, might be you are underselling your actual worth and could have negotiated for more.

TropicalDingdong ,

That or dumb money is just dumb, and if the cost of money is free, you can just guess at things that might work with thousands of monkeys hitting typewriters.

ICastFist ,
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Or they knew they weren’t going to last more than 1 year, so why not spend all that tasty VC money?

sukhmel ,

Would be nice if true, but I guess those “extra” money would most commonly stay in tops’ pockets

Graphy , (edited )

Hah I was about to say that only bad part of startups that I’ve had was that you weren’t sure if you’d have a job six months from now. I probably just got lucky and jumped on board during the “throw cash at everything phase”

Alexstarfire ,
slazer2au , to showerthoughts in Maybe many Lemmy users don't understand "shower thoughts" because they don't shower.

Oof, shots fired.

tourist ,
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all wounds septic

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