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StellarExtract ,

A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed

AmosBurton_ThatGuy ,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

Starting work before 12pm. I’m 30 and I still absolutely hate mornings just as much as I did when I was 10, I’m naturally a night person but working graveyards has more problems than dealing with early mornings IMO. Let all the morning people feel the pain of having to be productive during your least productive hours for a change.

Got_Bent ,

Tailgating. It’s gonna kill you eventually so let’s streamline the process.

Also fuck you, especially when I’m in a god damned exit lane.

richieadler ,

No legislation with religious fundaments.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Talking with your phone on speaker in public. Off with your head!

NONE_dc ,
@NONE_dc@lemmy.world avatar

Housing for everyone.

SuiXi3D ,
@SuiXi3D@fedia.io avatar

Anyone, regardless of status, race, wealth, sexuality, religion, etc. that violates anyone's fundamental human rights would be put to death. Period. Tolerance of intolerance breeds intolerance.

bizarroland ,

I would want some clearly marked boundaries then, because I would consider unpaid labor a human rights violation but I wouldn't want my old boss executed just because I clocked out and then picked up some trash on my way out the door.

slacktoid ,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar
  • All software that is to be used on the public should be Free and Open Sourced in a GPL style license.
  • No death penalty

above two violations are punishable by death!

moonlight ,

When someone is inevitably executed for proprietary software, are you put to death for making that rule? Or does the executioner get executed (creating a feedback loop of executioners who must die)?

bizarroland ,

Does the barber who shaves everyone in town that doesn't shave themselves shave himself?

hitmyspot ,

Wages Citizenship

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Duodecimal 😈

Skua ,

Aww shit, good call. Which notation and names for the new numbers are we using?

superkret ,

0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,cat,girl,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,1cat,1girl,
20,…

cat0,cat1,cat2,cat3,cat4,cat5,cat6,cat7,cat8,cat9,catcat,catgirl,
girl0,girl1,girl2,girl3,girl4,girl5,girl6,girl7,girl8,girl9,girlcat,girlgirl,
100,…

unknowing8343 ,
  • ISO date and time.
  • Metric system.
  • USB-C.
  • Git.
  • ConventionalCommits.
  • Semantic versioning.
  • XDG Base Directory.
  • OpenDocument.
  • HDR10+.

Also, I would enforce every online shop, transport company, hotels… All of these functioning under a federated market, sort of like the fediverse. Impossible to corrupt. Impossible to monopolize. True choice.

lud ,

Impossible to corrupt. Impossible to monopolize

You would be surprised.

brrt ,

Hold my briefcase

velox_vulnus ,

What’s with Git? Sure, it is used by a lot of people, but it has some of it’s own shortcomings as a snapshot-based version control. VCS like Pijul has it’s own advantages, something to do with the patch theory of differences (disclaimer: I’m not an expert in this).

I am also kinda opposed to enforcing XDG, because of how unstandardized it is. Like for example, to set a terminal, GNOME Shell had to hardwired a piece of code to their internals, checking to see if a particular environment variable exists, , or else use gnome-terminal, which is just bad practise.

richieadler ,

Git

I understand the de facto standard situation, but I’d rather have Fossil as default as long as it’s suitable.

andrewta ,

Nothing. I’m against the death penalty

Tolookah ,

So, “no more death penalty”? Punishable by death of course.

dotslashme ,

The death penalty, because that shit is barbaric.

MerchantsOfMisery ,

In a study released today, the National Academy of Sciences reports that

So basically 1 in 20 inmates on death row are innocent, and people (mostly conservatives) are A-OK with that percentage of innocent people being subject to state-sanctioned murder in a very brutal way that’s far from painless. A dog being put down by a vet receives more humane treatment than a human being put down by the state.

wildbus8979 ,

I am the ultimate vermin, so… Mandatory tooth brushing, and ponies for all.

xiao ,
@xiao@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would be a terrifying and bloodthirsty Supreme Leader for sure… 😏

That is why we should prevent human beings from holding too much power.

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