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rem26_art , in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
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I found it! The source of global warming! Contained entirely within some guys shop

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Actually I think this might be the cleanest stove yet. High temperature and enough airflow to allow for such heat means all of the fumes get burned.

Bonehead , in Slay Bans 😭

That wasn't on purpose, that's literally all that was available on the 80s. When I picked my first set, there were only 3 options...those, the black framed nerd glasses with the white band in the middle at a time when Revenge Of The Nerds was a recent movie, or the giant rose colored plastic framed women's glasses. I didn't want to looked like a serial killer, but it was better than the alternatives.

frickineh ,

Seriously, the glasses options were rough. My mom had the big plastic ones and my dad had some similar to these. I got my first pair in '91 and they had marginally better choices for kids, but not much. It was hard out there for a long time.

mister_flibble ,

There were definitely a lot of kids ones in the early 90s that were basically the glasses in the OP but in an assortment of colors. My first pair was a purple and white speckled version of the 80s “serial killer” glasses.

frickineh ,

Lol mine were teal speckled serial killer glasses. I think my second pair was purple.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh thank god, I’d assumed my dad was a retired serial killer too

Bonehead ,

I cannot confirm or deny whether your father was a serial killer, all I can say is that he probably just didn't want to look like a nerd or Elton John.

shasta ,

Maybe he just knew he could never be as fabulous as Elton John so he didn’t even try

XTornado ,

That was different times, you wouldn’t understand. It was simply the craze of the moment, you were a nobody if you didn’t do it.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And then the 90s hit with those round framed tinted glasses and everyone went wild for them

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown , (edited )

I was just looking at a photo of the time yesterday. In it were around 15 people. Of those 15:

  • ≈8 were wearing prescription aviators
  • ≈4 were wearing aviator sunglasses
  • ≈3 weren’t wearing any glasses
  • 0 were wearing a different style of glasses

Side note: the person who showed me the photo was the only one in it still alive. He was ≈35 when it was taken. Probably the youngest by far of the group.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

There were the grandma ones with the accented tips. But that was strictly grandmas. So yea. Not many options.

empireOfLove2 , in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

bobs_monkey ,

Sounds like you need two oysters

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

empireOfLove2 ,
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But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

GiddyGap ,

Get 1 1/227 oysters.

empireOfLove2 ,
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Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

SpezCanLigmaBalls , in Pray for their safety
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

My mind changed escalator to elevator because it didn’t want to believe this

prime_number_314159 ,

“Of course you can’t walk up an elevator. Sometimes you can manually open the doors, but… Wait, what’s this in the comments?”

Kalkaline , in Brave truth teller.
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Usually I don’t believe these quotes, but it’s attributed and there’s her picture, so it must be true.

SuckMyWang ,

Plus it’s on the internet so bonus trust points there

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The only thing that could make it more true is if michael scott said it somewhere

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

I know a guy who knows Michael Scott and he said Michael Scott said this as well.

SuckMyWang ,

My dog overheard you saying that and he told me in a dream that it is true

TootSweet , in I feel this

This is what Wilby is for.

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

What is thi… I… wha… how…

I will be here all night. Nostalgia is calling.

TootSweet ,

I know, right? I ran across that on Hacker News one day and it’s changed my world. When I’m bored, I just hit that “Surprise Me” link and usually get some great shit.

Wilby introduced me to nonograms.org which has also changed my life.

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

How interesting… I swear I learn the most from the comments on my shitposts. Someone recommended a Studio Ghibli film the other day (Whisper of the Heart), another poster brought up some good songs, now you with this cool-ass shit. It’s a good week.

Naja_Kaouthia ,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

Holy crap this is great. I just landed on Brian’s drive-in theater.

oo1 ,

i got informed about a major public heath crisis.
http://bandhmo.org/

BroBot9000 ,
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

This is the best page I’ve ever found:

html5zombo.com

You’re welcome

TokenBoomer ,

George Takei has lost it.

irmoz , (edited )

Ah, Zombocom. Good times were had at Zombocom. Great times, in fact. I met my wife on Zombocom. I even found my job through Zombocom. Hell, Zombocom found me my house.

Come to think of it, there isn’t a thing I have I don’t owe to Zombocom. Zombocom taught me a lot, too. I learned how to sew thanks to Zombocom. How to white water raft. How to program assembly. How to build a tent, light a fire. Zombocom taught me how to cook a meal, taught me Spanish, how to walk, taught me the waltz, and how to talk. Hey now… Zombocom taught me blacksmithing, and how to brush my teeth and make my bed.

Zombocom is my God, and is Our God.

narp ,

You’re welcome

Seems like I actually am!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve made my morning. Seriously.

helloharu ,
@helloharu@lemmy.world avatar

This is amazing, I’ve found some real nostalgia among the type of sites here. Thank you!

antonim ,

Is it meant to be used to find useful stuff, or just random neat and archaic sites?

TootSweet ,

Yes.

antonim ,

I’m not having any success with the former :/

M500 ,

I love this!

TokenBoomer ,

I got fan fiction I think?

Thteven ,
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This is fuckin dope. Just found this awesome diy audio site.

www.tnt-audio.com/clinica/tweaks.html

youngGoku ,

Neocities.org

AceFuzzLord ,

That site lead me to a Pennsylvania coal region website with some old recipes and I love it. You can tell how old the recipes are when some (the bread recipes) say you should store your dough by a warm, dry place like a coal stove or how they require a large amount of ingredients but make multiple loaves of bread.

Whulu ,
ALostInquirer ,

Have you seen Marginalia Search? I’d be willing to bet yes given you’re aware of Wiby, but you never know!

Bonehead , in Groundhog Day II

Better idea...reshoot the movie with all the same actors and the exact same script.

uphillbothways , (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Kinda doubt Bill Murray would be on board with such a cheap stunt. Pretty sure he's moved on to cheaper, less prestigious, worse paying stunts by this point in his illustrious career. (I kid, kinda.)
Besides, Harold Ramis is dead and Michael Shannon is kind of a big deal, now.

Geriatrickid ,

Whoooooa, TIL Michael Shannon was in Groundhog Day! He only came on my radar after watching the movie Take Shelter, then he really stuck with me.

AngryCommieKender ,

myrtlebeachonline.com/…/article280925018.html

Apparently he’s in the Carolinas these days.

sysadmin420 ,

Like Cruel Intentions 2?

Zipitydew ,

They could add in some new ways he spent the time. Like the pool hall deleted scene that conveys how long he was in the loop.

homura1650 ,

Ah, the endless 8 approach.

GombeenSysadmin ,

Or just insert a few scenes with Bill Murray and Annie McDowell at the age they are now, to show how long he was stuck in there.

ElderWendigo ,

Have you seen the movie? How does that make sense? It was a time loop, i.e. no aging.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The sequel is a time loop, with aging.

Duh.

Annoyed_Crabby , in A new low

Can’t ask them to stop, cus they will simply Dublin down the pun

FUCKRedditMods ,

Pun 10/10, execution 6/10

“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”

aeki ,

For the uninitiated, what does Dublin have to do with chickens? I searched but I just got restaurants from Ireland.

franklin ,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Dublin was the location of the KFC she applied to in the picture

goa_mpu , (edited )
@goa_mpu@feddit.de avatar

“Dublin down” sounds like “doubling down”. That’s the pun.

callouscomic ,

Which was also a KFC sandwich.

Explaining the joke is fun!

goa_mpu ,
@goa_mpu@feddit.de avatar

I did not know that. Thank you for explaining!

aeki ,

I got the “doubling down” part, but hadn’t seen that the screenshot was about a Dublin location until another user pointed it out.

JJROKCZ , in What is wrong with some of you?

I just call it raining. There doesn’t need to be a certain term for everything ever, we’re not German lol

GregorGizeh ,

Am german. We do not have a word for this either. It’s just raining.

Of course you can always make one up due to how our language works, but that’s just to dumbfound Americans online.

AwwTopsy ,

Doch, dh ja Sonnenregen!

GregorGizeh ,

Nachtregen, Abendschauer, geht alles!

Sooperstition ,

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

pooberbee ,

☠️

PineapplePartisan ,
@PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world avatar

Eichhörnchenimbisszeitregen

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

July 1.–In the hospital yesterday, a word of thirteen syllables was successfully removed from a patient–a North German from near Hamburg

– Mark Twain

wheeldawg ,

Ah, a glimpse into the German agenda!

snor10 ,

It’s funny how german always caught this flack online when the nordic languages are the exact same, we concatenate words on the fly all the time.

Solskensregn in this case, sunshine rain.

hglman ,

I call it, its raining and the sun is out

001100010010 , in Help Xi Find His Hair!
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You have been banned from lemmygrad.ml

Neon ,

wear it as a badge of honour

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lol we’ve already defederated them before their shitty ideology ever gotten a chance to infect our servers

lemmyshmemmy ,

Huh, I might join your instance

Lenins2ndCat ,
@Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world avatar

The flag you use in your profile picture has been used by that ideology many times. Thomas Sankara in Burkina Faso or the Sandinista revolution in Nicaragua spring to mind.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do you mean the red/black in the profile picture? Lol that’s supposed to be an anarchist symbol. I can’t control what authoritarians do with an anarchist symbol 🤷‍♂️

I mean like… am I supposed to create a new symbol every time someone steals it?

Edit: Also: wtf? I googled the country and they use Red/Green. I can’t find a source saying they used Red/Black

Lenins2ndCat ,
@Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the ancom flag and has been used to represent the hand in hand coalition of anarchist and communist forces many many times. You’d enjoy learning about the Sandinistas in Nicaragua they had a cool thing going on, got fucked by the americans though. The CNT also used it in revolutionary Spain which was again the coalition of ML and anarchists.

None of these are “stealing it”. They are anarchists and communists working together.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Anarcho-Communists are supposed to be different from Marxist-Leninists. If there were 2 factions of these ideologies that formed a coalition, then they are no “Anarcho-Communists”, just MLs cosplaying as AnComs.

I mean… how can someone call themselves an Anarcho-Communist and support a dictatorship? That’s some crazy doublethink right there.

Lenins2ndCat ,
@Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world avatar

Can you give me an example of the ancom flag being raised by revolutionaries that hasn’t involved a coalition between anarchists and communists? I don’t think there’s a single instance of it historically but I’d be really interested in seeing an example if one exists.

When the group is only made up of anarchists, the black flag is raised. The entire symbolic point of the red and black flag is the coalition of the two.

Calling the Spanish revolutionaries “MLs cosplaying as ancoms” is absurd historical revisionism, and really honestly offensive to everyone that fought and lost to the fascists.

Codo OP ,
@Codo@slrpnk.net avatar

Damn dude. What am I gonna do now?

Damn dude. What am I gonna do now?

Kraven_the_Hunter , in He remains at large

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

TheEEEdiot ,
pineapplelover ,

Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.

Zehzin , in Rockposting
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Actually after Pebbles is born Wilma becomes a journalist for the Daily Granite, then becomes a caterer with Betty. Get your Flintstones lore right

aeronmelon ,

“Womenfolk in the workforce? These are strange times, my fellow Water Buffalo!”

mPony ,

she also occasionally worked as a Cigarette Girl. “Cigars! Cigarettes! … Cigars! Cigarettes! …”

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

That was before she married Fred. In fact, that’s how they meet, he was a bellhop at the same resort.

LORE

Timecircleline ,

Who are you, so wise in the way of Flintstones lore?

shalafi , in Justice for our boy

That’s honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I’ve ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.

Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I’m an atheist and this is gross.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

That’s because he’s wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s

EncryptKeeper ,

My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money. You can bet your bottom dollar if you took that line out of the pledge though conservatives would have a fit over “Woke revisionism” even though it itself is a revision.

rickyrigatoni OP ,

In what world are carpenters scrawny.

nova_ad_vitum ,

In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.

rickyrigatoni OP ,

Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.

pyre ,

so he didn’t need muscles to do anything

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided.

VelvetStorm ,

And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils … ect. I can’t imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn’t just survive but thrive.

frezik ,

He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.

BowtiesAreCool ,

Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.

frezik ,

In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree.

pyre ,

to be fair to you, technically those are other words.

GiveMemes ,

You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

They’re either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.

corus_kt ,

The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice

frezik , (edited )

Damn straight. I’ll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel.

Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don’t know how that was posted extra times.)

Blackmist ,
random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

That would be Supply-side Jesus.

MehBlah ,

That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.

Toes , in The future is here

That’s a lot of pee to drink, I’ll need donations

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you’ll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.

some_guy ,

Start a youtube channel. You’ll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.

don ,

They weren’t talking about monetary donations lol

TseseJuer ,

that’s some yummy piss

jaybone ,

Not sure about YouTube, but there’s an onlyfans where they do this.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I learned that The Rock pees on bottles. google.com/…/dwayne-johnson-peed-voss-water-bottl…

Ask The Rock for a bottle of Rock juice.

Colour_me_triggered , in who's tried it? what does it taste like?

I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.

Xantar ,

That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.

Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks

Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.

Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.

GBU_28 ,

Laszlo?

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

That is quite the description indeed.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Oh dear.

mathiouchio ,

Thank you for this deeply personal report, boss

Bytemeister ,

Minge tastes vaguely of copper.

Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?

Colour_me_triggered ,

Everyone knows girls jeans don’t have functional pockets.

Bytemeister ,

Not sure if this is a woosh or if you’re just rollin’ with it.

Bertuccio ,

I disagreed more with Guinness tasting metallic…

FozzyOsbourne ,

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Colour_me_triggered ,

I’m a humble biologist by trade. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

AgentOrangesicle ,
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.

Colour_me_triggered ,

I said I was humble. I’m sure as shit not normal.

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

I’m a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.

jaybone ,

Bro is already triggered.

neo ,

Michael Scott No Meme!

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