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AeonFelis , in Before it's too late!

As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…

Dasus , in Before it's too late!
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I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.

I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.

toomanypancakes , in A picture is worth 1000 words
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I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait. Back up; you’re going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.

eRac ,

They are trans.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I figured that’s where they were going with that comment, but didn’t want to assume

I can’t believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that’s a bad thing by any means.

Crackhappy ,
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I didn’t think that the penis was removed though, just turned basically inside out?

eRac ,

There are various methods, but from a practical standpoint it is gone regardless.

toomanypancakes ,
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Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

Sorry for the confusion!

hswolf ,
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how does the pee stuff works in that case, you still have a urethra? does it come from a hole now?

toomanypancakes , (edited )
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Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

hswolf ,
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that’s so cool, medicine came so far, we can just swap body parts like that

SkyezOpen ,

Can’t wait for plug and play cybernetics. Hang on babe lemme switch out my daily driver for the vibrating turbo-pounder 9000.

eestileib ,
bquintb , in Kids and their computers these days.
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ichbinjasokreativ , in Comfort Kamala (Cum for Kamala)

Cumala

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

no

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Too late

alcoholicorn , in Comfort Kamala (Cum for Kamala)

Do not come.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Talkin’ like my mom, jeez.

AFC1886VCC ,

We must come together.

ryannathans ,

Come to night city

rustydrd , in Before it's too late!
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.

Mouselemming ,

It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!

meleethecat ,

No! You must blue!

Dasus ,
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Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.

PixellatedDave ,

Yeah pink was man’s colour because it is the colour of just cooked steak.

Dasus ,
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I… I don’t think that’s the reason why.

Pink isn’t sort of actually a colour. Well, it is, but there’s no wavelength of light that corresponds to pink. We perceive pink when we see a certain combination of wavelengths together (red and purple.)

Akasazh ,
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Red was the manly color, it was seen as regal. So light red (pink) was the color of the boys. Blue was the color of the virgin Mary and light blue used for femal children.

Dasus ,
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Purple is usually what’s considered the royal colour.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple

Purple has long been associated with royalty, originally because Tyrian purple dye—made from the secretions of sea snails—was extremely expensive in antiquity.

Basic reds, not as much, but yes. The brighter, the more royal.

MeThisGuy ,

can’t you just mix blue and red to make purple though?

tpihkal ,

I blue myself!

ArmokGoB ,

Take off your skin.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.

DJDarren , in A picture is worth 1000 words

He’s got an angry inch.

Taleya ,

Six inches forward and five inches back

snausagesinablanket , in A picture is worth 1000 words
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Track_Shovel OP ,

I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side

Fades ,

Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted

capt_wolf ,
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Socsa ,

I’ll take two

Sorgan71 , in Comfort Kamala (Cum for Kamala)

They are in love

bquintb ,
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kamala cum buddies

TheEighthDoctor , in Nope

Temporary card goes brrr

graham1 , in Nope

NO CREDIT CARD
NO BULLSHIT

asks for credit card and bullshit

nichtburningturtle ,
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They’re correct. The bullshit start’s after you’ve given them your credit card.

RobotZap10000 , in Comfort Kamala (Cum for Kamala)

bruh

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

bro?

Lost_My_Mind , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Am I the only one who thinks its kinda cool? I mean, within the comic lore it’s absurd that he would drive this, but from a consumer standpoint, it’s pretty cool.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I guess if it was part of some sort of DC/Hot Wheels series where all the cars were like that, but it didn’t appear to be. I mean if there was a Joker one and a Robin one and so on, maybe. But there wasn’t.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Where are you seeing that it’s not?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The store where I took the photo.

ArbitraryValue ,

The box says “9/20” so presumably it is part of a series but all the cooler characters were already sold out.

gibmiser ,

It would be fun because that would be the car that you smash into everything and constantly shit on in your imaginary Story.

batmaniam ,

I assumed it was “Harley Quinn” Jim Gordon because THAT Jim absolutely would. He’s a damn good cop.

Sam_Bass , in A picture is worth 1000 words

Glory days, oh they pass you by glory days in the wink of a young girls eye glory days glory daaaa aays

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