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stepanzak , in Progress!

There’s a Black Mirror episode about that!

catharso ,

There’s a Deep Space 9 episode about that!

Mongostein ,

Which was never brought up again. Poor O’Brien

NESSI3 , (edited )

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tigeruppercut ,

Hey, Keiko has a name you know.

KnightontheSun ,

We just saw the episode where the wraith took over Kinko’s body and threatened to kill her if O’Brien didn’t reconfigure the comm relays. I thought, “Here’s your way out, Miles!”

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s why he sabotaged the plan though (OK, I don’t remember the episode anymore…)

KnightontheSun ,

I am in S05 of DS9 (first watch) and saw this one recently in S04. We really enjoyed it.

Do they ever bring up that O’Brien isn’t the original O’Brien they knew, but rather the future O’Brien that swapped places? … I didn’t think so.

quinkin ,

I’m in the same season in my first watch too. Having a blast.

Mongostein ,

Nope.

I’m glad that O’Brien got so much focus on DS9 after being a side character on TNG, but man did they ever fuck with him.

But then if they did acknowledge all the shit the writers put him through they would have one seriously messed up officer who should probably be discharged.

frezik ,

We have to assume that 24th century mental health services are much better than either Troi or Ezri makes it appear.

Mongostein ,

Hahaha well with those two as our sample it’s going to take a lot of rigging to suspend my disbelief.

Toneswirly ,

There’s an episode of Torchwood about that!

juliebean ,

also star trek: deep space nine.

db2 ,

And Outer Limits 1995 iirc

thefartographer ,

Also a Carey Elwes documentary about assholes with six fingers

dditty ,

That Black Mirror episode still affects me to this day shudder

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I had to give up on The Black Mirror after that episode where they have to exercise to earn credits and are forced to watch advertising. Then that girl thought she could make it out by singing but had to do porn instead. Couldn’t watch anymore after that.

jaschen ,

That episode got darker after the porn part.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh yeah, I finished the episode. I couldn’t do the rest of the show after that.

Bizarroland ,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

I mean wasn't season 1 episode 1 where we all watched a guy fuck a pig? Like if that wasn't enough to get you to stop then you probably should go ahead and watch the rest of the series.

jaschen ,

Ya, I watched that one too and thought it was funny. Then for some reason the workout thing really got to me hard too. I was working at a bank as a manager that was literally scamming people out of their money/ homes and hated my life. Living in a shoebox and barely able to afford my apartment. I hated my life. It really hit me hard.

Thief_of_Crows ,

FWIW, I think that episode is one of the weakest early season episodes. It’s somehow both too explicit and not explicit enough, because their world doesn’t make any sense beyond simply “capitalism”. The rest are a lot more in the realm of existential horror and questioning the morality of things. Black mirror just isn’t a good medium for an explanation of why capitalism is evil.

clickyello ,

ah yes s1e2. you almost gave it a shot

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Was it really episode 2? I guess I watched it a bit more than that, because I can remember a few more episodes. But many though, maybe another 2 or 3.

Thief_of_Crows ,

2 I think, though I don’t remember the other one that’s not White Christmas.

BuryMyHorse , in Threatening me with a good time

thats why I enjoyed it

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Activision Blizzard moment.

BuryMyHorse ,

You’re gonna take me over and ruin me? 👉 👈

QuaternionsRock ,

What did I miss?

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar
slaacaa ,

Brogrammers gotta bulk

Hjalamanger ,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

Could i have some more?

neatchee , in The Karen of Lemmy

I’ve only ever seen the term “feefees” used by people whining over facing the completely predictable consequences of their actions

Donkter ,

Op is the doppelganger Karen of Lemmy. Complaining to everyone but the administration about something they are clearly wrong about.

hamid OP ,

You mean the people calling for defederation? yes they are losers with predictable consequences

neatchee ,

Oh look, he willfully distorts things too! Tell me about free speech next so I can complete my bingo card

hamid OP , (edited )

Boohoo I need mommy and daddy to protect me from posts on the fediverse WAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAH

  • You

Wow your downvotes are really proving a point

neatchee , (edited )

Before I block you I’ll be kind and make one genuine attempt to help you learn:

Just like nobody is required to invite someone into their home, nobody is required to listen to someone either. And nobody is required to let them loiter on their property (the server) and act like a douche to their guests (the users).

They are facing the consequences of their actions. People don’t like them and instead of considering why that might be and adjusting, you simply complain that people are kicking them out of the party.

They are not owed an audience. They do not have a right to be heard.

Edit: request to be blocked granted

hamid OP ,

I literally do not care what you think on lemmyshitpost loser, People are mad about hexbear which I just ignore, you can too. Most of all though I just think you are a whiny bitch. Please block me and spare me having to read your stupid bullshit ever again

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You play a lot of call of duty don’t you?

hamid OP ,

Not really, video games are for losers and I’d rather shoot myself in the face than waste my free time larping as a US imperial shitbag.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Yeeeeah maybe you don’t play but you are definitely a call of duty kiddy at heart lol

hamid OP ,

It is pretty sad and pathetic your only frame of reference to relate to things you encounter is video games

aaaa ,

Bro aren’t you on Lemmy.world?

You’re already defederated from Hexbear, you don’t have to ignore it

hamid OP ,

The karens want to defederate from lemmy.ml because of being a “proxy” of hexbear. It is the most ridiculous thing I ever read and is so painfully reddit I had to make a shit post.

gears ,

Then block the instance?

I’m really don’t understand the calls for defederation. Lemmy added per-user instance blocking so people could stop whining and block the instance. There’s no need to have the entire instance defederate instead of just blocking it.

Just think about a user making a post to whatever admin community for their instance. That takes so much more work than just blocking the instance.

neatchee ,

Because deplatforming works. Because tolerating intolerance eventually results in the tolerant being extinguished.

If I’m hosting a party and there’s a Nazi on my front lawn, I don’t care if I and my guests can mute them, block them, whatever. I’m going to get rid of them. I don’t want new guests seeing them when they arrive. I don’t want every single person to have to be exposed to the Nazis first before they can then block them out. I don’t want the Nazis to exist at all. Nazis don’t deserve to exist. We went to war to kill Nazis and I’d vote to do it again if I could.

It’s our house. Our community. No. Fucking. Nazis. No toxicity. We don’t have to suffer them to exist.

vampire , in I heard you wanted more

Makes me sad to see people acting like the simple act of saying “Jews” is offensive. We survived thousands of years of persecution, the fucking holocaust, and you think this is where we draw the line? Come the fuck on lol.

giantfloppycock ,

Really stupid question, but is the term “Jew(s)” derogatory in any way when referring to Jewish people(s), or should one say “Jewish person/people”?

vampire ,

Jew is the correct word to refer to a member of the Jewish faith. I don’t think anyone would suggest that it was derogatory unless they themselves were hateful toward Jews. It’s kind of like how people who hate Americans use the term “Americans” hatefully.

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  • vampire ,

    I stand firmly on the side of not stifling hateful use of “Jew” to avoid the risk of stifling regular use of it. They can’t make the correct descriptor of my identity into a derogatory word. I won’t let them.

    giantfloppycock ,

    Ok that’s what I thought, thanks!

    vampire ,

    You got it boss

    AllNewTypeFace ,
    @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

    That is technically true, though the dynamic of pointing at and labelling a minority who have historically been subject to persecution is its own message on top of that. As usual, context is everything, and this meme depends on the reader being aware of the history of Jews being singled out for persecution for its transgressive frisson.

    AeonFelis ,

    If you don’t mind, we are preferred to be called “The Chosen People”.

    Slovene ,

    Are you saying this as a Jew or as a vampire? Or as a Jewish vampire? m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAom8ws8qp4

    vampire ,

    Judaism and vampirism have a lot in common.

    1. Existed since the dawn of time
    2. Universally shunned
    3. Forced to uphold their traditions in secret

    When you factor in the blood libel, the connection goes even deeper.

    s_s ,

    Also the fangs. /borat

    vampire ,

    Lol’d

    XEAL ,

    Where do mods draw the line, tho?

    explodicle ,

    Somewhere beyond “offensive”.

    XEAL ,

    That’s subjective and I’m asking where do mods draw that subjective line

    Kolanaki , in Kool-Aid
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    The Kool-Aid Man is the only person whom you can be 100% sure isn’t full of shit.

    chemical_cutthroat ,
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    Unless he has an intestinal tear…

    jaybone ,

    Look at Mr. Healthy Bowel Movement over here.

    Everythingispenguins ,

    I have some bad news for you… See that red stuff in him …

    Speculater , in 'We are splattered here today'
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    “A child dented my bumper this morning.”

    flambonkscious ,

    Reminds me of those insurance claim attemps “a stationary car reversed into me”.

    Can’t imagine that goes down well

    variants ,

    A car tried to reverse onto me the other day, at a red light they went forward then popped it into reverse and backed up really quick but luckily stopped before it hit me

    MaoZedongers ,

    Dod they pop it into reverse or was it just them slow shifting a manual and having it roll backwards?

    variants ,

    No the reverse lights came on, I panicked and didn’t get to pop off a honk

    dept ,

    i mean my dad was rear ended causing him to rear end the person in front. Insurance didn’t believe him before the dashcam footage.

    Ilovethebomb , in drain/fence design

    It’s a matter of perspective really.

    In the sense that the fence is built on higher ground, but it’s not obvious because of the perspective the photo is taken from.

    Octopus1348 ,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    You must be fun at parties 🤓🤓🤓🤓. /s

    olutukko ,

    I know this is with /s but it still annoywd the crap out of me

    Voyajer ,
    @Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

    /serious

    Remotedeck ,

    Oh that makes sense, I couldn’t figure it out

    Rentlar ,

    This image was the basis of Netherlands building dykes in 1200 AD.

    Excrubulent , in Lifehack for naive schoolchildren
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Whemp, video doesn’t lie. I guess the first law of thermodynamics is wrong.

    jettrscga ,

    Well it is now.

    First law of thermodynamics: You don’t talk about thermodynamics

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Third law of thermodynamics: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the dynamic is over.

    Fourth law of thermodynamics: Only two thermos to a dynamic.

    Fifth law of thermodynamics: One dynamic at a time

    Sixth law of thermodynamics: No shirts, no shoes

    Seventh law of thermodynamics: dynamics will go on as long as they have to

    Eighth law of thermodynamics; if this is your first thermo, you have to dynamic.

    niktemadur ,

    Sixth law of thermodynamics: No labcoats, no clipboards

    Viking_Hippie ,

    😘👌

    cley_faye ,

    Don’t get me started about the 34th law of thermodynamic

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Is that the one about what is and isn’t a sandwich?

    nick , in A genre of Country Music...

    Man he even looks like he’s starting his metamorphosis into trump.

    TheRaven ,
    @TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

    Fat and old with enough money to keep it all together, but not enough self awareness to keep it together well.

    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s like calling him a loser with extra steps

    TheRaven ,
    @TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

    How fitting then. His whole life is just being a loser with extra steps.

    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    Good one!!

    nick ,

    Becoming The Sad Blob: the Elon musk story

    tryitout ,

    He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.

    Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don’t see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.

    Theharpyeagle ,

    Meh, Musk has plenty of shitty qualities that deserve criticism, we don’t really need to pick on his appearance.

    Valmond ,

    I hate the photoshopped photos of those “celebrities” in the news.

    I mean splash one of the Elon news on this photo mother fuckers!

    Anonymousllama , in We're going in the wrong direction

    Perfect example of continual enshitification, there’s no reason even a 15s “short” or other quick media couldn’t have video controls, it’s just intentional because some dogshit behavioural phycologist they’ve paid said that’s the best way to coerce more engagement.

    Death_Equity ,

    Behaviour psychologists should have a morality clause in their oath.

    Corkyskog ,

    Lol oath they are mostly just glorified teachers. Although maybe teachers should have oaths come to think of it.

    Schorsch ,

    Behavioral psychologists working for TikTok, Instagram and the likes are like physical doctors working for McDonald’s to make their junk food more addictive while blindly accepting that it will become even more unhealthy.

    What a miserable waste of workforce.

    Kase ,

    I don’t know how anyone can do either job and not hate it. It’s the kind of work that has negative value

    Kushia ,
    @Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

    They don’t see it as doing something wrong but as a challenge that they must overcome. The ethics don’t really come into play in their minds because someone else will just do it anyway and they’re just doing their job. Just like a police officer with their knee on someone’s throat.

    anarchy79 ,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    That is incompatible with a capitalist business model. Morality is nice and all, but please do that on your own time, during company hours we literally own your life.

    Blackmist ,

    Or when it looks like it’s going to be a 15 second video, but actually it’s been going 2 minutes and still hasn’t got to the bit you’d have skipped to had it had controls, so you just close it in disgust.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

    It’s removing affordances to limit your possible interactions to the ones which benefit advertisers. They’d get rid of the back button if they could.

    BellaDonna ,

    Facebook is experimenting with back button removal right now, test group rollout.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

    No way

    NaturalViber , in Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries

    Side story here.

    I’ve been in one of McAfee’s houses after he died. A friend texted me one morning asking if I’d like to go to McAfee’s house. He had a friend that recently acquired a prior house of McAfee. Of course, I said yes, and drove 2hours to get there.

    Decent sized house, probably 6k square feet. There was definitely money put into this place. In-ground pool, hot-tub, the works.

    It was just recently acquired. All the furniture in the house was original, left by McAfee! My friend and I were given permission to search the house as far as we wanted, without destroying anything of course. We searched high and low for flash drives, anything really. Searched the dirt “crawlspace” for a bit, you could stand up in there and it looked like someone had been digging around quite a bit.

    The only thing we found was a maybe 6x6inch hole cut out of the drywall behind a dresser, like someone knew were something was and took it out the wall.

    We played pool on a pool table that had dried splattered blood on it. Found tombstone still tied to a pallet out back that had something along the lines of “RIP BTC”, it also had a qr code, I think it linked to LTC, I can’t remember and the picture was lost due to me leaving my sd card in a phone and selling said phone…

    His room was weird, had a pull down like garage door that looked bullet proof and two big doors with wood 6in thick. Probably 50 cameras all over the property.

    Weird tid bit, shortly after the family moved in, they had an influx of people coming by and insisting they owned a piece of furniture that was in the house and they want it back. Some of the people insisted to come in and make sure the furniture isn’t there anymore. They were all declined.

    And that’s my story of the random text I got from a friend to party and search McAfee’s house.

    ElCanut ,

    “Decent sized house, probably 6k square feet” Damn though

    Delphia , in A good business woman having good business times

    With only hearing one side of a conversation they know nothing about, they decided that the confident person must be correct because?

    Norgur ,

    This guy has never survived a meeting that should have been an email.

    Delphia ,

    Oh I work for the government my friend. I actively disrupt those meetiings, I complain out loud that they could have been an email, I take great joy in pointing out that none of our “feedback” is ever implemented and that the meetings are an ego massaging exercise.

    Consequently, 75% of the regular attendees like me and 25% want to stab me really bad, but we do now have fewer meetings.

    betterdeadthanreddit ,
    Delphia ,

    That depends, is there a shit job that I want to avoid?

    Nythos ,

    Existing is a pretty shitty job

    onichama ,

    I don’t even get payed for it :/

    ImplyingImplications ,

    …Ron Swanson? Is that you?

    clb92 , (edited )

    I sometimes send emails that probably should have been meetings. Here’s a couple pages of dense text and bullet points, I’ll need your feedback on most of it, so please get back to me ASAP with an equally long email, thanks.

    PR3CiSiON ,

    Yeah but doing it through email still has so many benefits. You can refer back to it years later if needed, you can think out and rewrite your points, include someone else later without restating everything…

    WiildFiire ,

    Damn you must be the life of the party

    captain_oni ,

    "For the last time, mam, we’re NOT burning down the orphanage! "

    RustyEarthfire , in Bananas

    For anyone wondering, this doesn’t actually work, because the bananas will realize they are upside-down.

    https://i.imgur.com/LElhOef.jpeg

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Statocytes, my man.

    brbposting ,

    They’re just happy to see you

    cheddar ,

    That’s why you should cover them. If they don’t have any visual references to the horizon, their vestibular system will trick them into thinking they are upside down.

    BlueMagma ,

    You meant to say “trick them into thinking they are NOT upside down” :-D

    solarbabies ,
    @solarbabies@lemmy.world avatar

    This is getting too philosophical.

    SaharaMaleikuhm ,

    What if they are Australian Bananas?

    MargotRobbie ,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    Fun fact: Queensland accounts for 97 percent of Australia’s banana production, so this sounds like a question for a Queenslander.

    Now, if only there is someone we know on Lemmy from Queensland…

    lemmy_get_my_coat ,

    I’m a Queenslander! Only joking, I’m just brain damaged.

    postnataldrip , in A picture is worth 1000 words

    Gory hole

    Godnroc ,

    Someone’s certainly taking the L here.

    oyfrog , in Ive bought two

    my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

    gigachad , (edited )

    I love the live location feature, so that I never lose track of my kitchen cube. You can see where it is and how it’s doing even from remote. Always have an eye on my cube when at work.

    SternburgExport ,

    Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.

    filcuk ,

    ‘Bro, my steel cube is now just a useless brick’

    Luisp ,

    If you dont pay the subsciption it immediately gets rusty

    grue ,

    Look, just because Elon Musk can’t choose an alloy properly doesn’t mean nobody can do it. Hell, even DeLorean managed it, and he was dealing with both cocaine and the Troubles at the same time!

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

    Please tell me it scrobbles…

    boonhet ,

    Obviously the languages are Estonian, Finnish, Latvian and Lithuanian.

    Except for the Finnish + Baltic region, where the languages are actually Tagalog, Swahili, Navajo and the most popular option, x86 assembly for outputting the text of the episode in Haitian Creole. The latter is the most popular because of how insanely fast they have to speak.

    lapislazuli ,

    Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

    ZeffSyde ,

    I just know that their military has the best MREs.

    dejected_warp_core ,

    Personally, I’m a fan of the rumble notification feature. Pair it with your phone and it’ll rumble in response to a random notification on your phone at least once a day. Best part is: it kinda shakes the whole house and will sometimes shuffle itself into the floor so you can’t ignore it! Yeah, I’ve had to replace some tile, but it’s totally worth it.

    HootinNHollerin ,
    errer ,

    Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.

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