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unreachable , in Macroeconomic Policies
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hard on macro economics policy

en1gma , in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Two chicks at the same time!

kirbowo808 , in Macroeconomic Policies
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Anime tiddies are truly an excellent way of teach young folks some good education! /j

Maggoty , in Before it's too late!

Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.

I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?

Venator ,

I think that’s called a “life coach”.

Kaboom ,

Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going

Maggoty ,

Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?

wjrii , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it. I’ve seen worse.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’d think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture.

wjrii ,

WHADDAYA MEAN?!?!?!?

The Muscle Tone is a combination muscle car and tuner, driven by a 4.0 liter supercharged V8!!!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Have you seen the kind of criminals that are in Gotham? Gordon needs to be driving around in an MRAP. And he’s probably seized a few from various Rogues’ Gallery henchmen.

RBWells , in Before it's too late!

That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.

“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”

“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”

ArbitraryValue , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!

ArbitraryValue ,

The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.

Empricorn ,

“Can we get drive-through?”

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.

‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’.

~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~

‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’

Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.

ryathal ,

If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.

ArmokGoB , in LOCK EM UP

ACAB

it_depends_man , in Choose your fighter

Glockness Monster teleports behind you

“nothing personal, kid”

v4ld1z ,
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personell*

don ,

Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.

samus12345 , in LOCK EM UP
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Officer Aneite

CodexArcanum , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Why don’t all cops drive around in cars with their name and face plastered all over the side?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’d think they would in order to strike fear in the hearts of criminals.

CodexArcanum ,

🎶 A superstitious cowardly lot! 🎶

Track_Shovel ,

Just boil some water. You’ll be scared soon enough

HonkTonkWoman ,

They should have to display cute lil nicknames beneath the driver’s side window, like fighter pilots.

Unlike fighter pilots, the nicknames should be community generated.

Pacattack57 , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

I saw a video yesterday that was a 4 minute long video of Kamala clips where says, “what can be, unburdened by what has been”. All the clips were different. I don’t know why she’s so obsessed with that line but I’m still voting for her

snausagesinablanket ,
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Its probably public talking anxiety that she otherwise hides very well.

petrol_sniff_king ,

I don’t know, but I think it’s funny so I’m fine with it :p

robocall , in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices
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That Teletubby has seen some shit

Lost_My_Mind , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Am I the only one who thinks its kinda cool? I mean, within the comic lore it’s absurd that he would drive this, but from a consumer standpoint, it’s pretty cool.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I guess if it was part of some sort of DC/Hot Wheels series where all the cars were like that, but it didn’t appear to be. I mean if there was a Joker one and a Robin one and so on, maybe. But there wasn’t.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Where are you seeing that it’s not?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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The store where I took the photo.

ArbitraryValue ,

The box says “9/20” so presumably it is part of a series but all the cooler characters were already sold out.

gibmiser ,

It would be fun because that would be the car that you smash into everything and constantly shit on in your imaginary Story.

batmaniam ,

I assumed it was “Harley Quinn” Jim Gordon because THAT Jim absolutely would. He’s a damn good cop.

ScruffyDucky , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

You say thank you grandma because she did her best

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