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FlyingSquid , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
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If a genie ever gives me three wishes, one of them will be that I never have to use the bathroom again. I hate every second of it. Maybe the cognitive decline is worth avoiding pooping so often.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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This wish seems ripe for an evil genie to just cause you to fall over dead on the spot and say “well technically…”

FlyingSquid ,
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Just my luck…

RocksForBrains ,

Born to shit, forced to wipe

Don’t let them tell you what to do brother

gmtom ,

It is, I only poop every other day max and its glorious.

FlyingSquid ,
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You lucky bastard.

Ipodjockey , in How journalist view modern gamers
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That picture seems pretty accurate actually.

MaxVoltage ,
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Warthunder rage intensifies

orphiebaby ,
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I came here to say this. Like, they’re not wrong.

NoRodent , in Just human things.
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/c/totallynotrobots

Norgur , in How journalist view modern gamers

Yeah... The times someone dismissed me in World of Warships because my win ratio was too bad... Yeah, I've been playing the game for ages and was very slow to get better at it, so my stats overall are bad, so what?

Besides, it's a game. Go get your self esteem somewhere where it matters, not in a fucking video game...

LillianVS , (edited ) in So, apparently shit post mods will just remove posts with positive upvotes without any mod mail or explanation.
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Looking at the post, it didn’t fit the community, but it would also have broken Rule 1. Lemmy Shitpost is for Shitposts. Instigating discussion on heavy topics is not the purpose of this community

There are places for those kinds of posts, this is not it. I pride myself in keeping this place respectful, no matter where you stand politically. Posts that break the rules will be removed and I stand by my moderators decision on this one.

You’re welcome to to your opinion and I will not be removing/locking this post unless it devolves into rule breaking.

Cabrio OP ,

That’s perfectly fine. I’m just trying to identify that there is a problem because as a new user to a new platform none of that is made apparent, lack of communication and information about this has just made me less likely to even try and enagage due to a lack of clarity on how the rules are enforced.

Without some notification, as a new user I don’t even know for sure that it’s mod action and wouldn’t have without making this post.

LillianVS ,
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this is a teething issue with lemmy as a platform. It would certainly help to have a place where notifications go when posts are removed or banned. Currently that place is the modlog which is viewable by everyone

Cabrio OP ,

I’m aware of this now, but mod log is not something new users are made aware of, nor is it accessible through the apps, at least not Jerboa. There’s a significant number of new users who will never touch the web interface.

zelifcam ,
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new user to a new platform

Yeah. We’re all just starting here. These fedi apps are barely holding together. Techs been around for a bit but never this many users. We have a lot of work to do. Everyone from the devs to the hosters and the mods. Honestly maybe it is best to just walk away if you’re getting this upset.

Cabrio OP ,

I’m not upset, just seeking clarification.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Thank you for keeping the sub on topic!

howdy , in me🐺irl
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I prefer girls just wanna have fun but alright

TheDubz87 , in How journalist view modern gamers

How’d you get a picture of me getting hosed in every pvp game I’ve ever tried to play?

Number358 , in "It has to be Chromium"

What’s up with everyone talking about modern browsers? I’m still using Konqueror

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Navigated here with Netscape yo

Hobo ,

I tunnels here with my Gopher browser.

ultrasquid , in How journalist view modern gamers
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There's a reason I mostly play singleplayer games.

Brewski , (edited ) in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

I must be a genius because I’m three times a day. I need to stick to my FODMAP diet

SgtSilverLining ,
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Don’t forget about imodium - you can take up to 4 a day (if needed) long term. And finding good substitutes is better than outright depriving yourself of the things you enjoy.

PolydoreSmith , in Welcome to Heelywood

This is like the opposite of the Bowie album “Aladdin Sane”.

realcaseyrollins , in How journalist view modern gamers

Not entirely wrong though, that's why I don't play Fortnite anymore, and it's why I mostly play online games in bot-only mode

Gomez , in Horror

One of the best pizzas I’ve eaten had wood roasted pineapple with smoked duck, jalapenos, tomatoes and mozzarella.

Anissem ,
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Sound amazing. I love pineapple with jalapeño

DontMakeMoreBabies ,

Lost me at the duck but pineapple, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, jalepenos, and olives is my jam.

Sweet and spicy is such a solid combination.

CoderKat ,

Why is it called Canadian bacon anyway? In Canada, we’d call that “ham”. Bacon is bacon!

Schmuppes ,

Because the Yankees are culturally oblivious to anything past their borders, even if their neighbors speak the same language.

uid0gid0 ,

Hey you guys aren’t innocent of adulterating foods either, just look at your ketchup-flavored potato chips. Then ship them all to PEI and throw them in the ocean because they are disgusting.

bustrpoindextr ,

Are you sure you wouldn’t call it “back bacon”? Because Canadian bacon isn’t ham. It’s a kind of bacon.

scottywh ,

Pineapple, bacon, and jalapeno has been my go to for years

A7thStone ,

I’m with you except I substitute the jalapenos with banana peppers. I’ve never been a fan of jalapenos though. I find something in their flavor strange.

scottywh ,

I’m not a fan of banana peppers interestingly enough, although I do sometimes substitute the jalapenos for green peppers at times when I’m feeling concerned about heartburn or something like that…

It’s equally good that way too, IMHO.

scottywh ,

This discussion (along with a push notification from Domino’s about having enough points for a free pizza) inspired me to have this for dinner tonight even… 😂

Saneless , (edited ) in Fun fact: wage theft is the largest form of theft

I appreciate the sentiment’s but dislike it’s inappropriate placement of apostrohe’s

I like my saying of if you give a cop $100 it’s a bribe, if you give all the cops $100 you’re a donor

Ipodjockey , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
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So what does it mean when you poop 8 times a day?

MoreOrLess ,

You may be on the path to unlock the ability to use 100% of your brain!

SgtSilverLining ,
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It’s time to see a doctor.

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